**2015 -- MEOW-MIX AWARDS**

RUFFIAN · April 07, 2016, 08:27:59 AM

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
~~THE 2015 MEOW MIX AWARDS~~

WE ARE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM
THE DOLBY THEATER IN CALIFORNIA
WHERE OUR THEME THIS YEAR IS BASED UPON
THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES AND TV SERIES

WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT OUR MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES:
~~ MS WHOOPIE GOLDBERG ~~

WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU HERE SHE IS...
"WELCOME TO THE AWARDS Y'ALL"

BEFORE WE BEGIN THE AWARDS PRESENTATIONS
PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE RED CARPET
WHERE WE WELCOME THE SHINING STARS OF 2015:
AND SHINING THEY ARE.... THERE IS SO MUCH SPARKLE N TWINKLE,
BLING N BEDAZZLED, GLITZ N GLAM..........
{ AND WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT TIGER DANCER}
EVERYONE IS LOOKING.... FABULOUS!!

.....ONE MOMENT FOLKS -- THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME PARTY CRASHERS
DASHING DOWN THE CARPET.... NO WORRIES, SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED

NOW BACK TO OUR OWN POST PARADE OF THIS YEARS TOP STARS
WE BEGIN WITH OUR REIGNING CO-HOTY:
CRIMINAL TYPE AND CATALINA

THEY ARE FOLLOWED BY:

RUFFIAN

REAL QUIET

DUSTY

TIGER DANCER

CIGARSHOP

PEEPTOAD

JOHN HENRY

BLUNNY

RAVEN

EL PRADO

GOTADUN-QH

POST TIME MIKE

HORSE CRAZY GAL

~I GUESS WE KNOW WHO BROUGHT THE REFRESHMENTS~

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FOR OUR FIRST AWARD PLEASE WELCOME FROM
MONTY PYTHON --- JOHN CLEESE & ERIC IDLE
TO PRESENT: THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD

.....

OUR NOMINEES ARE: CIGARSHOP AND TIGER DANCER

FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW THE WINNER OF
THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD IS ~ TIGER DANCER ~

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD

PLEASE WELCOME FROM THE SHINING -- MR. STEPHEN KING --
THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD IS BASED UPON
WINNING A RACE WITH THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF MONEY

THE RUNNER-UP THIS YEAR WINNING A RACE
WITH $46.80 IS BLUNNY

THE WINNER OF THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD THIS YEAR
~ CIGARSHOP ~ ........ WINNING WITH $45.70

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE GOLLUM TROPHY
AKA: "THE PRECIOUS" .......THE RING BEARER
FINISHING 4th MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME -- GANDALF
FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS YEAR WE HAVE A THREE-WAY TIE FOR THE AWARD:
~ REAL QUIET ... BLUNNY ... CRIMINAL TYPE ~

~TIMES 3~

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
FINISHING 2nd MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME FROM THE
TV SERIES "SAY YES TO THE DRESS" --- MR. RANDY FENOLI

IN THIRD PLACE FOR THE AWARD IS -- BLUNNY -- WITH 11
THE RUNNER UP WITH 12 IS ----- DUSTY

AND OUR GRAND WINNER IS ~ REAL QUIET ~ --- WITH 15
{ HE'S GOING TO NEED A MUCH BIGGER CLOSET }

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE CAT-HOUSE TROPHY -- FOR THE FILLYS
WHICH TO SOME MAY BE CONSIDERED A "DUBIOUS HONOR"
BECAUSE TO QUALIFY IT MEANS THAT YOU
FINISHED LAST MORE OFTEN THAN ANYONE ELSE

PLEASE WELCOME -- GARFIELD --- WHO BROUGHT HIS LASAGNA TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE TONIGHT AND EVEN BROUGHT SOME VEGETARIAN STYLE
TO ASSURE THAT EVERYONE CAN ENJOY!

THE RUNNER-UP FOR THE TROPHY IS -- CATALINA -- WITH 11 LAST PLACE FINISHES

CAPTURING THE CAT HOUSE AWARD, WE HAVE NOT JUST ONE
BUT TWO RECIPIENTS THIS YEAR:
~ RUFFIAN & DUSTY ~ WILL SHARE THIS "HONOR"

....

THE NEXT AWARD IS THE MALE-COUNTERPART OF THE CAT-HOUSE ...
THE DOG-HOUSE TROPHY FOR THE COLTS
WHICH WILL BE PRESENTED BY: SNOOPY
AS HE RECLINES UPON THE ROOF OF HIS OWN DOG-HOUSE

.......

THE RUNNER-UP FOR THE TROPHY IS JOHN HENRY
WITH 11 LAST PLACE FINISHES

WE HAVE A REPEAT WINNER THIS YEAR ---
AS OUR HOTY ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ~ --- FINISHED LAST
MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE; ENDING THE YEAR WITH --- 15

.......... ......

ANOTHER "DUBIOUS" HONOR IS: THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG AWARD
WHICH MAY BE MORE EMBARRASSING THAN EXCITING THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG SIGNIFIES *EARNING NO MONEY* AT ALL FOR THE DAY
AND HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD .....NONE OTHER THAN -- THE GOOSE HERSELF

WE HAVE A 3-WAY TIE FOR RUNNER-UP:
RUFFIAN, CRIMINAL TYPE & CIGARSHOP -- EACH HAVING 1

BUT THE WINNER OF THE TOP "HONOR" IS ~ DUSTY ~ -- WITH 2!!

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE FROSTED WHISKER
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "HEARTBREAKER"
BECAUSE TO EARN THIS AWARD MEANS THAT YOU
TRIED TO WIN A THREE PEAT ................AND FAILED

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
FROM THE MOVIE FROZEN -- ELSA -- THE SNOW QUEEN

WITH ONE FROSTED WHISKER WE HAVE:
EL PRADO AND POST TIME MIKE

THE WINNER -- WITH TWO FROSTED WHISKERS IS: ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ~

~A NICE TROPHY TO DISPLAY -AND- YOU CAN DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY~

THE NEXT AWARD IS CALLED: THE "AWESOME AGAIN" TROPHY
IT IS DESIGNATED FOR A REPEAT WINNER OF ANY AWARD
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD -- FROM NARNIA IS -- ASLAN

THIS YEAR WE HAVE TWO WINNERS OF THE AWARD:

~ TIGER DANCER ~
GARNERING A 3-PEAT OF THE DISTORTED HUMOR TROPHY
HER WIT AND MAGICAL " GRAPHICATING " EACH WEEK
CONVERTS A RACE CALL INTO A WORK OF ART!
... AND ...

~ CATALINA ~
REPEATING AS FILLY OF THE YEAR

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE B.O.T.S
BATTLE OF THE SEXES ~~~ FILLY KITTIES -VS- COLT DOGS



TO PRESENT THIS AWARD....
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE BRUCE / KAITLAN JENNER

IN SECOND PLACE WE HAVE: CRIMINAL TYPE AND BLUNNY
EACH HAVE WON 5 TIMES

BUT THE WINNER -- HAVING WON 6 TIMES IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~

**SO THE 2015 BOTS TROPHY -- GOES TO -- THE COLTS**

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE MIDWEEK~MAYHEM TROPHY
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND .......... THE MAD HATTER
"MAD AS A HATTER....AND TWICE AS TWISTED"



HONORABLE MENTION TO -- CATALINA & DUSTY -- WITH 6 WINS

THE RUNNER-UP FOR THIS AWARD -- WITH 8 VICTORIES IS:
CRIMINAL TYPE

WITH 9 WINS & TAKING THE TROPHY IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~



OUR NEXT AWARD WILL BE: THE SUPURRR~SATURDAY TROPHY
PRESENTING THIS TROPHY -- PLEASE WELCOME FROM
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE --- JANE CURTIN AND DAN AYKROYD

WITH SIX VICTORIES EACH ARE: DUSTY --- CATALINA --- REAL QUIET

THE WINNER IS DETERMINED BY MONEY EARNED:

WITH $500.60 = DUSTY
WITH $685.50 = REAL QUIET -- ( Bridesmaid Yet Again)

AND WITH $722.60: ~ CATALINA ~ ---> SUPURRR~SATURDAY CHAMPION

THE NEXT AWARD IS: THE CAIXA ELETRONICA
THE CRITERIA FOR WINNING THIS TROPHY IS
THE HIGHEST MONEY EARNED IN ONE DAY

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
FROM THE WONDERFUL MOVIE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE --- MALIK {DEV PATEL}

THE RUNNER UP WITH $235.00 IS: -- RUFFIAN

TAKING HOME THE TROPHY WITH $281.60 IS: ~ POST TIME MIKE ~

THE NEXT AWARD IS THE HIGHLY REGARDED: CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
THE CRITERIA FOR WINNING THIS TROPHY IS
THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY EARNED IN THE ENTIRE YEAR
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD IS -- AMANDA ADKINS --
FROM THE REALITY SHOW -- PROSPECTORS



IN 4th PLACE WITH $1114 IS = CRIMINAL TYPE
IN 3rd PLACE WITH $1151.70 IS = CATALINA
IN 2nd PLACE WITH $1180 IS = DUSTY

THE WINNER OF THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR TROPHY
HAVING EARNED $1366.80 IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~

THE NEXT AWARD IS: THE "RISEN STAR"
ALSO KNOWN AS THE "MOST IMPROVED"
PRESENTING THIS TROPHY PLEASE WELCOME
FROM THE LAND OF OZ ....... THE COWARDLY LION
WHO FOUND COURAGE AND BOLD DETERMINATION

THIS YEAR BOTH ~ REAL QUIET & BLUNNY ~ HAVE ADDED
A NEW DIMENSION OF STYLE & POWER TO THEIR FORM
AND WILL SHARE THIS PROUD HONOR

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE FILLY OF THE YEAR
TO PRESENT THE TROPHY ....
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE -- JESSICA RABBIT --

~I'M NOT BAD ... I'M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY~

THIS YEAR IT WAS A VERY CLOSE RACE
THE RUNNER-UP FOR THIS AWARD IS -- DUSTY
HAVING RUN 2nd FOR BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
AND 3rd PLACE IN SUPURRR~SATURDAY & MID WEEK MAYHEM

TAKING THE TROPHY WILL BE: ~ CATALINA ~
WINNER OF THE SUPER~SATURDAY AWARD
AND STILL HOLDS THE TRACK RECORD OF $293.00

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE COLT OF THE YEAR
PRESENTED BY -- ARAGORN -- FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY

IT'S NOT A BIG SURPRISE TO ANNOUNCE
THE WINNER OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
BASED UPON THE PREVIOUS TROPHIES ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGED

THE IMPRESSIVE WINNER OF COLT OF THE YEAR IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~
WHO HAS ALREADY WON THE FOLLOWING AWARDS:
BOTS CHAMPION
MIDWEEK MAYHEM
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
AND THE LONE WINNER OF A 3-PEAT aka PETE

**WE ARE NOW DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO AWARDS**

TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR: ~THE RACE OF THE YEAR~
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE FROM THE TV SERIES
"THE AMAZING RACE" .......... MR. PHIL KEOGHAN

THE VOTING FOR THIS AWARD WAS ONE OF THE CLOSEST

THE RUNNER-UP IS -- POST TIME MIKE --
WHO RAN AN AMAZING RACE
FINISHING THE DAY WITH A HUGE $281.60
WHICH REWARDED HIM WITH THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY
AS WELL AS BECOMING THE 2nd ALL TIME MONEY EARNER IN A DAY....
JUST BEHIND CATALINA WITH $293.00

THE WINNER OF THE RACE OF THE YEAR IS ~ REAL QUIET ~
WHO WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SCORE A 3~PEAT / PETE

AND NOW WE COME TO THE FINAL AWARD OF THE YEAR
IT IS THE HIGHEST HONOR AND MOST RESTIGIOUS OF ALL
** HORSE OF THE YEAR **

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE GIVE A BIG WELCOME
TO THE ONE AND ONLY -- MR. ED --
WHO WILL BE JOINED BY OUR CURRENT REIGNING CO~HOTY
CRIMINAL TYPE & CATALINA

~MR. ED~

~CRIMINAL TYPE~ ~CATALINA~

THE RECIPIENT OF THIS TROPHY WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE
AFTER SEEING THIS COLT ACCEPT SO MANY AWARDS
ALREADY HAVING WON THE FOLLOWING:
BOTS CHAMPION
MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
RACE OF THE YEAR = ONLY 3-PEAT OF THE YEAR

PLEASE GIVE A STANDING OVATION FOR OUR HORSE OF THE YEAR
*** REAL QUIET ***

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
FROM THE 2015 MEOW MIX AWARDS CEREMONY ---
AND A SAFE & SOBER NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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~~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER ~~
**Sorry this took me so long to complete.
Life is total chaos and upside down right now.
I hope to be back in Full Force soon.....
I Appreciate your Patience and Support!!

2015 -- MEOW-MIX AWARDS

RUFFIAN

TIGER DANCER

Cigarshop

Catalina

Real Quiet

Dusty

blunny

Catalina

RUFFIAN

RUFFIAN

Criminal Type

TIGER DANCER