**2015 -- MEOW-MIX AWARDS**

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RUFFIAN

   


         GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
  ~~THE 2015 MEOW MIX AWARDS~~



  WE ARE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM
  THE DOLBY THEATER IN CALIFORNIA
WHERE OUR THEME THIS YEAR IS BASED UPON
THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES AND TV SERIES




WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT OUR MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES:
              ~~ MS WHOOPIE GOLDBERG ~~

       WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU HERE SHE IS...
            "WELCOME TO THE AWARDS Y'ALL"
         


  BEFORE WE BEGIN THE AWARDS PRESENTATIONS
PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE RED CARPET
WHERE WE WELCOME THE SHINING STARS OF 2015:
AND SHINING THEY ARE.... THERE IS SO MUCH SPARKLE N TWINKLE,
       BLING N BEDAZZLED,  GLITZ N GLAM..........
{ AND WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT TIGER DANCER}   :evil:
        EVERYONE IS LOOKING.... FABULOUS!!




.....ONE MOMENT FOLKS -- THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME PARTY CRASHERS
       DASHING DOWN THE CARPET.... NO WORRIES,  SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED

         


  NOW BACK TO OUR OWN POST PARADE OF THIS YEARS TOP STARS
             WE BEGIN WITH OUR REIGNING CO-HOTY:
                   CRIMINAL TYPE  AND  CATALINA

   

THEY ARE FOLLOWED BY:

RUFFIAN

REAL QUIET

DUSTY

TIGER DANCER

CIGARSHOP

PEEPTOAD

JOHN HENRY

BLUNNY

RAVEN

EL PRADO

GOTADUN-QH

POST TIME MIKE

HORSE CRAZY GAL

~I GUESS WE KNOW WHO BROUGHT THE REFRESHMENTS~   :thumbsup:

         :thanks:

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FOR OUR FIRST AWARD PLEASE WELCOME FROM
MONTY PYTHON ---  JOHN CLEESE & ERIC IDLE
TO PRESENT:  THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD

..... 

OUR NOMINEES ARE: CIGARSHOP AND TIGER DANCER

FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW THE WINNER OF
THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD IS ~ TIGER DANCER ~

   


OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD
                           

PLEASE WELCOME FROM THE SHINING -- MR. STEPHEN KING --
THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD IS BASED UPON
WINNING A RACE WITH THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF MONEY

 


THE RUNNER-UP THIS YEAR WINNING A RACE
                 WITH $46.80 IS BLUNNY

THE WINNER OF THE LOST IN THE FOG AWARD THIS YEAR
     ~ CIGARSHOP ~      ........ WINNING WITH $45.70

   
                                                                 



  OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE GOLLUM TROPHY
AKA: "THE PRECIOUS" .......THE RING BEARER
FINISHING 4th MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME -- GANDALF
               FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS

               

THIS YEAR WE HAVE A THREE-WAY TIE FOR THE AWARD:
          ~ REAL QUIET ... BLUNNY ... CRIMINAL TYPE ~

          ~TIMES 3~


  OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
   FINISHING 2nd MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME FROM THE
TV SERIES "SAY YES TO THE DRESS" ---  MR. RANDY FENOLI

       

IN THIRD PLACE FOR THE AWARD IS -- BLUNNY -- WITH 11
     THE RUNNER UP WITH 12 IS ----- DUSTY

AND OUR GRAND WINNER IS  ~ REAL QUIET ~  --- WITH 15   :OMG:
      { HE'S GOING TO NEED A MUCH BIGGER CLOSET }





OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE CAT-HOUSE TROPHY -- FOR THE FILLYS
    WHICH TO SOME MAY BE CONSIDERED A "DUBIOUS HONOR"
       BECAUSE TO QUALIFY IT MEANS THAT YOU
    FINISHED LAST MORE OFTEN THAN ANYONE ELSE

PLEASE WELCOME -- GARFIELD ---                                                                                                       WHO  BROUGHT HIS LASAGNA TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE TONIGHT                                                       AND EVEN BROUGHT SOME VEGETARIAN STYLE
TO ASSURE THAT EVERYONE CAN ENJOY!

   

THE RUNNER-UP FOR THE TROPHY IS -- CATALINA --                                                                             WITH 11 LAST PLACE FINISHES

CAPTURING THE CAT HOUSE AWARD, WE HAVE NOT JUST ONE
            BUT TWO RECIPIENTS THIS YEAR:                                                                                       
   ~ RUFFIAN  &  DUSTY ~   WILL SHARE THIS "HONOR"

....


  THE NEXT AWARD IS THE MALE-COUNTERPART OF THE CAT-HOUSE ...
    THE DOG-HOUSE TROPHY FOR THE COLTS
   WHICH WILL BE PRESENTED BY:  SNOOPY
  AS HE RECLINES UPON THE ROOF OF HIS OWN DOG-HOUSE

      .......


       THE RUNNER-UP FOR THE TROPHY IS JOHN HENRY
                WITH 11 LAST PLACE FINISHES

WE HAVE A REPEAT WINNER THIS YEAR ---
AS OUR HOTY  ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ~   --- FINISHED LAST
MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE;   ENDING THE YEAR WITH --- 15

        .......... ......


ANOTHER "DUBIOUS" HONOR IS:  THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG AWARD
           WHICH MAY BE MORE EMBARRASSING THAN EXCITING                                                                THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG SIGNIFIES *EARNING NO MONEY*  AT ALL FOR THE DAY
AND HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD .....NONE OTHER THAN -- THE GOOSE HERSELF

                       

             WE HAVE A 3-WAY TIE FOR RUNNER-UP:
  RUFFIAN,  CRIMINAL TYPE & CIGARSHOP -- EACH HAVING 1

             


   BUT THE WINNER OF THE TOP "HONOR" IS ~ DUSTY ~   -- WITH 2!!

                       




OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE FROSTED WHISKER
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "HEARTBREAKER"
BECAUSE TO EARN THIS AWARD MEANS THAT YOU
TRIED TO WIN A THREE PEAT ................AND FAILED   :'(

   


        TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
FROM THE MOVIE FROZEN -- ELSA -- THE SNOW QUEEN

     

      WITH ONE FROSTED WHISKER WE HAVE:
             EL PRADO AND POST TIME MIKE

  THE WINNER -- WITH TWO FROSTED WHISKERS IS:  ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ~

           
   ~A NICE TROPHY TO DISPLAY -AND- YOU CAN DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY~



  THE NEXT AWARD IS CALLED: THE "AWESOME AGAIN" TROPHY
    IT IS DESIGNATED FOR A REPEAT WINNER OF ANY AWARD
      TO PRESENT THIS AWARD -- FROM NARNIA IS -- ASLAN
     
         

          THIS YEAR WE HAVE TWO WINNERS OF THE AWARD:

                               ~ TIGER DANCER ~
GARNERING A 3-PEAT OF THE DISTORTED HUMOR TROPHY
HER WIT AND MAGICAL " GRAPHICATING " EACH WEEK
CONVERTS A RACE CALL INTO A WORK OF ART!
                                   ... AND ...

                                ~ CATALINA ~
                 REPEATING AS FILLY OF THE YEAR

                       



            OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE B.O.T.S
     BATTLE OF THE SEXES ~~~ FILLY KITTIES  -VS-  COLT DOGS

      


               TO PRESENT THIS AWARD....
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE BRUCE / KAITLAN JENNER

           

  IN SECOND PLACE WE HAVE:  CRIMINAL TYPE AND BLUNNY
                         EACH HAVE WON 5 TIMES

  BUT THE WINNER -- HAVING WON 6 TIMES IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~

    **SO THE 2015 BOTS TROPHY -- GOES TO -- THE COLTS**
                   



  OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE MIDWEEK~MAYHEM TROPHY
  TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE 
   FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND .......... THE MAD HATTER
       "MAD AS A HATTER....AND TWICE AS TWISTED"   :thumbsup:

                    

 
   HONORABLE MENTION TO -- CATALINA & DUSTY -- WITH 6 WINS

      THE RUNNER-UP FOR THIS AWARD -- WITH 8 VICTORIES IS:                       
                                   CRIMINAL TYPE

    WITH 9 WINS & TAKING THE TROPHY IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~

            



  OUR NEXT AWARD WILL BE:  THE SUPURRR~SATURDAY TROPHY
    PRESENTING THIS TROPHY -- PLEASE WELCOME FROM 
  SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE --- JANE CURTIN AND DAN AYKROYD

       
     
   WITH SIX VICTORIES EACH ARE:  DUSTY --- CATALINA --- REAL QUIET

   THE WINNER IS DETERMINED BY MONEY EARNED:

  WITH $500.60 = DUSTY
  WITH $685.50 = REAL QUIET -- ( Bridesmaid Yet Again)   ;D

   AND WITH $722.60:   ~ CATALINA ~   ---> SUPURRR~SATURDAY CHAMPION

                       


     THE NEXT AWARD IS:  THE CAIXA ELETRONICA
          THE CRITERIA FOR WINNING THIS TROPHY IS
            THE HIGHEST MONEY EARNED IN ONE DAY

         TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
  FROM THE WONDERFUL MOVIE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE --- MALIK {DEV PATEL}

                             

              THE RUNNER UP WITH $235.00  IS: -- RUFFIAN

   TAKING HOME THE TROPHY WITH $281.60 IS:  ~ POST TIME MIKE ~

                             



THE NEXT AWARD IS THE HIGHLY REGARDED:  CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
            THE CRITERIA FOR WINNING THIS TROPHY IS
    THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY EARNED IN THE ENTIRE YEAR
         TO PRESENT THIS AWARD IS -- AMANDA ADKINS --
           FROM THE REALITY SHOW -- PROSPECTORS
                                   
            


  IN 4th PLACE WITH $1114 IS  =  CRIMINAL TYPE
  IN 3rd PLACE WITH $1151.70 IS  =  CATALINA
  IN 2nd PLACE WITH $1180 IS  =  DUSTY

  THE WINNER OF THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR TROPHY
      HAVING EARNED $1366.80 IS:  ~ REAL QUIET ~

                 



   THE NEXT AWARD IS: THE "RISEN STAR"
  ALSO KNOWN AS THE "MOST IMPROVED"
PRESENTING THIS TROPHY PLEASE WELCOME
FROM THE LAND OF OZ ....... THE COWARDLY LION
WHO FOUND COURAGE AND BOLD DETERMINATION

       

THIS YEAR BOTH ~ REAL QUIET & BLUNNY ~ HAVE ADDED
A NEW DIMENSION OF STYLE & POWER TO THEIR FORM
    AND WILL SHARE THIS PROUD HONOR

           


  OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE FILLY OF THE YEAR
       TO PRESENT THE TROPHY ....
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE -- JESSICA RABBIT --

      ~I'M NOT BAD ... I'M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY~    :evil:

THIS YEAR IT WAS A VERY CLOSE RACE
THE RUNNER-UP FOR THIS AWARD IS -- DUSTY
  HAVING RUN 2nd FOR BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
  AND 3rd PLACE IN SUPURRR~SATURDAY & MID WEEK MAYHEM

TAKING THE TROPHY WILL BE: ~ CATALINA ~
WINNER OF THE SUPER~SATURDAY AWARD
  AND STILL HOLDS THE TRACK RECORD OF $293.00

             


  OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE COLT OF THE YEAR
PRESENTED BY -- ARAGORN -- FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY

       

  IT'S NOT A BIG SURPRISE TO ANNOUNCE
THE WINNER OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
BASED UPON THE PREVIOUS TROPHIES ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGED

THE IMPRESSIVE WINNER OF COLT OF THE YEAR IS: ~ REAL QUIET ~
        WHO HAS ALREADY WON THE FOLLOWING AWARDS:
BOTS CHAMPION
MIDWEEK MAYHEM
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
AND THE LONE WINNER OF A 3-PEAT aka PETE

   



**WE ARE NOW DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO AWARDS**

TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR: ~THE RACE OF THE YEAR~
   PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE FROM THE TV SERIES
     "THE AMAZING RACE" .......... MR. PHIL KEOGHAN

     

THE VOTING FOR THIS AWARD WAS ONE OF THE CLOSEST

THE RUNNER-UP IS -- POST TIME MIKE --
    WHO RAN AN AMAZING RACE
  FINISHING THE DAY WITH A HUGE $281.60
WHICH  REWARDED HIM WITH THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY
AS WELL AS BECOMING  THE 2nd ALL TIME MONEY EARNER IN A DAY....
JUST BEHIND CATALINA WITH $293.00

THE WINNER OF THE RACE OF THE YEAR IS  ~ REAL QUIET ~
  WHO WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SCORE A 3~PEAT / PETE

           


  AND NOW WE COME TO THE FINAL AWARD OF THE YEAR
IT IS THE HIGHEST HONOR AND MOST RESTIGIOUS OF ALL
            ** HORSE OF THE YEAR **
                                                           

  TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE GIVE A BIG WELCOME
        TO THE ONE AND ONLY --  MR. ED --
  WHO WILL BE JOINED BY OUR CURRENT REIGNING CO~HOTY
             CRIMINAL TYPE & CATALINA

                      ~MR. ED~

                 
                 ~CRIMINAL TYPE~                                        ~CATALINA~


THE RECIPIENT OF THIS TROPHY WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE
AFTER  SEEING THIS COLT ACCEPT SO MANY AWARDS
ALREADY HAVING WON THE FOLLOWING:
BOTS CHAMPION
MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
RACE OF THE YEAR = ONLY 3-PEAT OF THE YEAR

PLEASE GIVE A STANDING OVATION FOR OUR HORSE OF THE YEAR
               *** REAL QUIET ***


                   

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  WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
FROM THE 2015 MEOW MIX AWARDS CEREMONY ---
AND A SAFE & SOBER NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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  ~~GRAPHICS BY:  TIGER DANCER ~~
   **Sorry this took me so long to complete. 
    Life is total chaos and upside down right now.
          I hope to be back in Full Force soon.....
     I Appreciate your Patience and Support!!
   :thumbsup:

        :happy:              :thanks:                :happy:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

TIGER DANCER


TO RUFF AND OUR GALLOPING GANG OF HAPPY HOULIGANS

       :rhrse:             :rhrse:             :rhrse:

MY SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR TAKING SO LONG
TO GET THE 2015 YEAR END AWARDS POSTED.
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR WITH MANY CHALLENGES FOR MOI.

BUT IM BACK AT IT... AND I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THESE AWARDS.
IT'S BEEN A DIFFICULT JOURNEY, VERY TIME CONSUMING.
LOTS OF EDITING / FORMATTING AND TECHNICAL ISSUES
NOT TO MENTION FINDING JUST THE RIGHT GRAPHICS.
TO ME... IT'S NOT JUST WORDS.....
I TRY TO MAKE IT A COLORFUL EXPERIENCE..... A WORK OF ART.


THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING!!

        :happy:         :thanks:           :happy:

"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

Cigarshop

Dear Le Tiger & Ruffferrrroooo

I truly appreciate the time and effort that you both put into these awards... The script was perfect the photos and attachments all fit to a tee... This forum is lucky to have you both...I am humbled to be such a small part of the weekly hi-jinks

Real Quiet congrats on HOTY you truly deserved it

Catalina

WOW!!!  What an extravaganza!  You've outdone yourself, Tiger Dancer - stupendous graphics!  And what a narrative, Miz Ruffian!!! 

Congratulations to our new Horse of the Year, Real Quiet, and to all the other award winners and runners up!

Real Quiet

A most excellent Awards Presentation. Many thanks to Ruffian for her commentary and record keeping and to Tiger Dancer for her entertaining and appropriate graphics. Both are truly talented, hardworking and innovative which makes this contest fun.  Congrats to all the winners and participants. Last year I got nothing and this year I got lucky.
One of these days I will understand "Ruff's Rules". The 12th of Never is that day.

Dusty

#5
WOW - An Incredible year! Congratulations TO ALL WINNERS! Excellent job Real Quiet :happy: - KUDOS to Catalina Well done :thumbsup:

And to our presenters moderator and master creativity artist - :OMG: :celebrate: :OMG: RUFFIAN and Tiger Dancer - a tremendous round of APPLAUSE!

Thank you for ALL YOU DO!
May they run with the wind

blunny

Rising Star, heck my star burnt out ages ago.
It crashed and burned in Death Valley.
Rolling Thunder

Catalina

Quote from: blunny on April 08, 2016, 03:15:28 PM
Rising Star, heck my star burnt out ages ago.
It crashed and burned in Death Valley.

I think you should pitterpat over to Area 51, they've been trying to put it back together but keep scratching their heads over these weird abbreviations.  ROI, BSF, and all that.

RUFFIAN

#8
                 :forruffian:

KUDOS & CATNIP TO THE ''NOT SO QUIET ONE''
AND THE LOVELY REPEAT WINNER CATALINA
                             :celebrate:

HOW IMPRESSIVE EACH OF THEM RAN

SPECIAL AWARD TO TIGER DANCER FOR
THE MANY HOURS / DAYS / WEEKS SPENT
IN TRYING TO FIND THE SIGNIFICANT GRAPHICS
TO ENHANCE MY WORDS --- TURNING A CEREMONY
INTO A MAGICAL EVENING OF ENTERTAINMENT
                             :girlkiss:

ALTHOUGH NOT EVERYONE WON AN AWARD
THERE ARE NO LOSERS ON OUR FORUM
EACH AND EVERY PLAYER CONTRIBUTES
A UNIQUE & WONDERFUL ASPECT OF WHAT
MAKES OUR CONTESTS ONE-OF-A-KIND

DISTORTED HUMOR & FRIVOLOUS FUN!
                           :happy:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

RUFFIAN

#9
**CONGRATS PER --  RAVEN:
Reply #2 on: April 06, 2016, 06:29:24 PM ยป

       


Congratulations to Real Quiet for his HOTY campaign
And to all other winners of the various divisions
As for the graphics,well, they are Oscar worthy!!!

Nice job Tiger



Spiro
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Criminal Type


Kudos to the Dynamic Duo of Ruff & Tuff (aka Tiger Dancer)
for putting together such a 'graphic' entertaining production!

Another feather in the cap for making each year a different
format with new and often Distorted Humor overtones!

As Gomer Pyle would say --
Thank Ya - Thank Ya - Thank Ya

Was definitely worth waiting for!


** And as for you, Real Quiet, SHAZAAAM!!    :celebrate:

TIGER DANCER

#11
             

**CONGRATS AND GRAND KUDOS TO ---> REAL QUIET**    :celebrate:

      OUR 2015 -- HORSE OF THE YEAR    :rhrse:

     WELL DONE ON SUCH A FANTABULOUS YEAR.....
      MY GOSH...... WHAT AWARD DIDN'T YOU WIN??
      {NO, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO TELL US....
          YOU WON MOST OF THEM ANYWAY}   :thumbsup:

     SO, THIS YEAR YOU "GOT LUCKY" ..... AND YOU WON ALL THESE AWARDS   :OMG:
             GOOD FOR YOU!!    :lmao:


****CONGRATS TO OUR OTHER WINNERS.... WHO WERE NOT RQ --   :thumbsup:    :celebrate:

  RUFF AND I ENJOY HAVING YOU ALL PLAY THE CONTESTS EACH WEEK
       AND I AM DELIGHTED TO KNOW THAT YOU ALL
      SEEM TO ENJOY THE RACE CALLS AND GRAPHICS
  WE DO LIKE TO MAKE IT A FUN AND EXCITING EXPERIENCE
    ONWARD HO...... TO 2016 AND A NEW YEAR OF FUN!!

       :happy:            :thanks:               :happy:


**CONGRATS FROM.... TIGER DANCER ~

"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

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