*** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION

RUFFIAN · May 04, 2021, 12:33:28 PM

Good Evening And Welcome To The RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2020
The Ultimate 'UnMasking' Of Achievement

🏆 THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR 🏆

The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No's
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game

There are no losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest

Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We'll know at the end of the show

Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind 🙄
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find 🐯

Because Of Her Love Of Horses 🐎
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay 💰

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears 😢
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year 🏆

RUFFIAN ( "THE CHEETAH" ) 🐯
* Reigning CO-HOTY

ROAMIN
* Reigning CO-HOTY 🏎

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
* Mistress Of Graphication

DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010

CATALINA 🐈
* Previous HOTY

BLUNNY aka "Energizer Bunny" 🐇

THUNDER CAT 🐱

CRUZAN 🏍

POST TIME MIKE 🐎

RAVEN 🦅

REAL QUIET 🤫
* Previous HOTY 2015

So let us begin with the first Award 🥇
DISTORTED HUMOR 😊 the Name
Who is responsible for laughter 😊
Who is the best at that game

Tiger 🐅 Dancer and Ruffian 🐯
Always add to the Funny 😆
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny 🐇

Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money 💰
Honorable mention Catalina ($36.80)
But the trophy will go to the "Bunny" 🐇
{WINNING MM 8/19 = $32.10}

Off to the Shire next we shall go 🧙‍♂️
To Steal "The Precious " 💍 for the Year
And For the fourth year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
16) BLUNNY 🐇
15) RUFFIAN + THUNDER CAT 🐱

The Cat 🐈 House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past! 😲
15) RUFFIAN
12) TIGER 🐅 DANCER + DUSTY

The Dog 🐕 House 🏡 Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
Post Time Mike Is The Winner (14)
Then Cruzan with 13 We See

The Golden Goose Egg 🥚 Award 🥇
Earning NO Money is Tuff!😲
But earning the trophy this time
Was extremely easy for Ruff! {6} 😲

Honorary Mention
Roamin = 2
With 1 = Post Time Mike, Thunder Cat, Dusty, Catalina

Our Next Award Is The Bridesmaid 👰
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
But just missing out Victory Dinner 😔

20) TIGER 🐅 DANCER
15) RUFFIAN
14) BLUNNY

Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers 🌺 🌸 💐
More often The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
Thunder Cat 🐱 Is That Winner Today

Honorable Mention = 16) Blunny + Dusty

The "Frosted Whisker" Is Sad 😢
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues 😢

🏆 CRUZAN (2)
With 1 = Catalina, Post Time Mike, Blunny 🐇

"Caixa Eletronica" was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More

💗 Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica

The Caixa Eletronica Award 🥇 💗
The Most Money 💰Won in A Day
The record holder Tiger 🐅 Dancer
But Cruzan is the winner Today

ALL TIME = TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $336 🏆

*** 2020 = CRUZAN $276 ***

BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The "Battle" Was Close
But it's Blunny 🐇 who Brings Home The Glory (6) 🏆

💡 Honorable Mention = 5) Dusty + Catalina

"Midweek Mayhem" on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With Only One More To Decide It
9 Over 8 Made It Clear

9) DUSTY 🏆

Cruzan + Thunder Cat 🐱

The "Supurr Saturday" Winner
Was Another Close One To Call 😲
Again Just One Made The Difference
And, It's Cruzan who will take it All 🏆

CRUZAN = 8
Tiger 🐅 Dancer + Dusty (7)
Blunny + Ruffian

The Yo-Yo Mama Award 🥇
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner 🏆 To Loser
Winning.... then losing the Prize 😢
(4) Catalina + Dusty
(3) Ruffian
(1) Tiger 🐅 Dancer + Bri

The Yo-Yo Dude is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race 😢
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place 🏆
Post Time Mike (3) Real Quiet 🤫 (1)

The Filly Of The Year Award 🥇
Was So Tuff To Decide
#1 Midweek Mayhem ~ #2 SS ~ #2 Bouquet 💐
Tiz Dusty With The Winning Ride 🏆

The Colt Of The Year Award 🥇
Was Easier For Us To Know
With 2 Frosted Whiskers, Caixa, SS #1
It's Cruzan Who's Stealing The Show 🏆

The Race Of The Year Is Divided
Catalina's 3-Peat was One
Spooktacular 👻 And Turkey 🦃 Trot
Were Days Just Filled With Fun 😊

The "Crafty Prospector "
May sound a little bit funny 😊
But what it inplies ... Is Just This
Who made the very most money 💰

The Winner This Season
Ran away with the Prize 🏆
As the rest of the horses
Were Grumbles and Sighs 🙄

🏆 CRUZAN = $2040
Honorable Mentions
Dusty = $1343.60 ~ Catalina = $1067.10

And Now Comes The Moment
We're All Waiting To Hear ... 👂
Who Is The Winner Of
Horse 🐎 Of The Year!

There's 3 In Contention
One Had The "Race Of The Year"
A 3 Peat By Catalina
Makes It All Seem So Clear

But then, Also Is Dusty
#2 = Prospector, BOTS + Bouquet 💐
Plus Midweek Mayhem Champion
Makes Her Queen 👑 Of The Day

Cruzan With 2 Frosted Whiskers ❄️ ❄️
A Supurr Saturday Winner 🏆
Leaves Him In Contention
For HOTY Celebration Dinner

So How To Decide 🙄
Who HOTY Should Be?
The Answer Came Quickly
It Must Be ==== All Three! 😲

This is the first time
Decision not easy
Deciding the winner
Made me feel queasy

Because each of the three
Have Each Earned the right
To be Horse 🐎 Of The Year
We're Declaring Tonight

🏆 CRUZAN ~ 🏆 CATALINA ~ 🏆 DUSTY

THE FINAL FINALE REVEAL
THE UNMASKING OF OUR AWARDS MC
DRUM 🥁 ROLL PLEASE

"TAKE IT OFF....TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OFF"

AND HERE SHE IS ...
HER ROYAL 👑 FELINENESS
MS GRUMPY CAT 🐈

We now bid you Good Evening
As All Became Clear
The 2020 Winners
Of The Races This Year
🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

* 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS * OFFICIAL PRESENTATION

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