MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 1/29 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

[RUFFIAN]

                                         

                                      CONGRATS TO BRI   
        THE FRISKY FILLY LED THE DAY TO A 4-FILLY-SUPURRFECTA
                             

                    VENUE CHOICE:  GULFSTREAM PARK   

           POST TIMES:  12:35 ET // 11:35 CT // 10:35 MT // 9:35 AM PT

                                          $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

A-MEWSING HERSELF IN THE CAT HOUSE IS THUNDER CAT
     ALTHO WITH CATNIP, CAT CHOW & CHIPPENDALES ~
       SHE MAY OVERDOSE TOO MUCH TO CALCULATE!

  IF SHE IS UNABLE TO FULFILL CAT HOUSE CHORES
THE 'RUFF ONE'  SHALL ROAR IN TO PRESENT RESULTS   
     
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TAKE TIME TO READ THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE =  DQ
               

[RUFFIAN]

                                           


TIZ THE 'BATTLE OF THE SEXES'
CAN THESE PIX HELP THE FILLYS
OR ARE MY BIZARRE CHOICES
NOT SO SMART ~ BUT ONLY SILLY
  OR 

R1 = 5  2  7  4  9
QUICK ENOUGH {Kittens Joy!}

ALL D HYPE
MOON

R2 = 5  1  2  7  6
TRAPPEZOID
KYLE  {Dam = Kitty Kitty Kitty / WildCat Heir}
DESERT

R3 = 4  5  1  7  2
DISCREET {CAT} HEAT 

HOT + HEAVY
HIGH NOON
TropiCat  {{ Love #2 But Not @ 5/2 }}

R4 = 3  5  4  6  1
ELECTRIC HEAT {Fave Sire = Distorted Humor}   
MILES AHEAD
ANYWHERE ROAD

R5 = 9  11  4  8  3
DIAMOND DREAMER
FAYEZ
TRACEABILITY

R6 = 3  1  2  8  6
WOLF RIDGE {Sunday Silence GrandSon}   
LITIGANT
SHE LOVE ME  {QrFluffl / Layla / AshAvAri }
      

R7 = 1  6  7  3  2
SCRIBE  { Indeed I Am}
CRYOGENIC
GRAN

R8 = 8  5  3  1 2
DIABLO'S DARLING {Devil Made Me Do It}   
GLORY ROLL
VILARO

R9 = 5  1  2  6  4
SPEED
NY STYLE
BUENO

R10 = 11  8  5  4  6
STILL SCHEMIN   
MOZANO
LETS PLAY HARDBALL {CHRIS MATHEWS MSNBC}   

[Dusty]

Hmmmmmm


1. 5/9/7
2. 6/3/1
3. 3/5/1
4. 5/8/1
5. 10/12/2
6. 2/7/8
7. 2/4/3
8. 2/5/7
9. 6/5/1
10. 6/5/4

Good LUCK ALL!!!

[TIGER DANCER]

         


R-1:  5 - 7 - 2 - 4

R-2:  5 - 1 - 6

R-3:  2 - 3 - 7

R-4:  6 - 4 - 1 - 3

R-5:  9 - 10 - 12 - 3

R-6:  6 - 8 - 3 - 2

R-7:  6 - 1 - 4

R-8:  8 - 4 - 3

R-9:  1 - 6 - 4

R-10:  9 - 7 -  3 - 6

[Bri]

1.  7-5-8
2.  4-3-1
3.  3-1-7
4.  10-9-2
5.  12-8-5
6.  4-5-8
7.  7-4-2
8.  2-4-7
9.  6-1-4
10.  9-4-7

[Roamin]

R1...8-5-2

R2...3-6-1

R3...7-1-3

R4...9=8=4

R5...4-10-7

R6...3-4-8

R7...5-6-7

R8...2-9-1

R9...6-3-5

R10..11-4-7

[THUNDER CAT]

Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 5, 9, 6
2 -- 2, 4, 6
3 -- 7, 2, 1
4 -- 10, 9, 5
5 -- 5, 10, 12
6 -- 6, 8, 1
7 -- 6, 5, 7
8 -- 4, 1, 2
9 -- 1, 5, 6
10 -- 7, 9, 3

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 5, 9, 7
2 -- 6, 2, 3
3 -- 1, 2, 3
4 -- 10, 9, 2
5 -- 10, 12, 5
6 -- 6, 5, 2
7 -- 2, 5, 7
8 -- 1, 4, 2
9 -- 3, 1, 6
10 -- 1, 9, 3

[RUFFIAN]

                                 

          POSTING FOR CRUZAN PER EMAIL

"...5-6-7  for me please. I'm not gonna make it in time "

[Raven]

R1      5,4,8
R2      6,2,3
R3      7,1
R4      10,9
R5      5,8,12
R6      6,8,4
R7      1,4
R8      4,5,3
R9      3,4,2
R10     9,4

[blunny]

                GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER ==> THUNDER CAT   

                    The feature race is coming up

                     "One for the Road Stakes"

     8 fine Thoroughbreds and the Bunny are being saddled and led to the track.
     The stands are unusually quiet. The horses warm-up and approach the
     starting gate. Still Silence.

     The horses in line go to the front of the gate and line up next to each other,
     The jockeys dismount.

     The horses in unison kneel and their jockeys remove their helmets, place
     them over their hearts. They stay still for 24 seconds and then crowd yells "Kobe"

     All in the starting gate, the starter releases them.
All break even except for Bri  who tosses her jockey
     who proceeds to chase the horse.

     At the quarter pole the pack is tightly bunched wishing a few had used deodorant.

     Cruz and Dusty are hand in hand, one & two.
Roam & the Bunny hopping and skipping together.
     Their tails swishing. So cute.

The stragglers Roam, Thunder, Tiger, Ruff & Bri with jockey chasing, texting each other
pictures  of the bunny doing what Rabbits do.

     Half pole Cruz & Thunder swapping body slams and enjoying.
     Dusty all  alone in 3rd and she could cry.
     The rest formed a Congo line with the jockey chasing with plans of trying out for AGT.

     Cruz, Dusty & Thunder draw the crowd away from the casino
so see who is cashing or who is tearing up tickets.

     And it is:

     Cruzan and his shapely legs     79.70
     Dusty in her Stiletto's              70.10
     Thunder "Thighs" Cat              63.70
     Roamin (precious)                   44.40

     Also Rans or maybe not
     Tiger                                      43.10
     Blunny                                   42.20
     Ruffian                                   40.50
     Raven                                    38.10
  {DC}   Bri (jockey less)              31.20
             (YO YO MAMA)

     BOTS --  Colts

     I am Jann Lunny and I approved this message.


 


 

[RUFFIAN]

                       RESULTS BROUGHT BY THUNDER CAT NOT BLUNNY     

                                                AVATAR ERROR

[blunny]

I tried to take credit, but this girl surprises everyday of my life.
She is a better handicapper and now a better writer, I think I
will go climb back in my Man Cave.

[TIGER DANCER]

**CONGRATS CRUZAN 
     
   MAJOR KUDOS TO THUNDER CAT
       LOVE THOSE "THUNDER THIGHS"
             AND YOUR WONDERFUL RACE CALL

          

[Catalina]

Congrats on the win, Cruzan!  Great race call, Thunder Cat!