MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 10/9 RESULTS {Keeneland}

RUFFIAN · October 10, 2019, 11:04:14 AM

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT KEENELAND RACETRACK

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, WILL BE RUNNING INTO HISTORY
IF HE CAN MANAGE TO BREAK THE BARRIER THAT HAS PREVENTED SO MANY
FROM A VICTORIOUS 3-PEAT ACCOMPLISHMENT!

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS ~
THE ''QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH''
CELEBRATING THE 8TH BIRTHDAY OF RUFFIAN'S PRECIOUS POMERANIAN

DC ROAMIN WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CONNIVING CHALLENGERS
ALL TRYING TO PREVENT HIS RUN INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS

SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR GLORY OR GRIEF!

OR

THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH'

IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO TAKING CHARGE EARLY INTO THE TURN
ROAMIN, THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY LEAD THE WAY

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, CLEARLY IN COMMAND
WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE ~ YET

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BACK

IT'S ANOTHER HUGE GAP BACK TO RUFFIAN, BLUNNY, TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN

IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
NOBODY IS EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO MOUNT A CONVINCING CHALLENGE

THUNDER CAT EVEN RUNNING WELL IS STILL 18 LENGTHS BACK

ENERGIZER BLUNNY RUNNING ON A HALF CHARGED BATTERY IS NEXT

WAY FAR BACK IS THE REST OF THE FIELD STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER, CRUZAN, DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN RUNNING RAMPID WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO HISTORY
ONLY THUNDER CAT CAN MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR THE CLASSY COLT!

BUT SHE HAS HER WORK CUT OUT FOR HER AS THE CAPRICIOUS COLT
UP AHEAD IS SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF
GIVING IN OR GIVING UP THE LEAD

BLUNNY IS ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BEHIND THUNDER CAT
FOLLOWED BY A LATE SURGING CRUZAN
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT

WAY FAR BACK ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
VYING FOR EITHER A VISIT TO THE DOG OR CAT HOUSE

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD WITNESSING HISTORY AKA ''HIS STORY''

AS ROAMIN CROSSES THE FINISH LINE WITH NO CHALLENGER CLOSE
AND THE FANS SEEING A 3-PEAT PERFECTION PERFORMANCE

THUNDER CAT WITH A GOOD EFFORT IS 2nd
BLUNNY WITH A LATE SURGE OF SPEED IS 3rd
CRUZAN THO LATE TO GET STARTED MAKES UP FOR IT IN THE FINAL FURLONG
AND WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH

}{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFINATOR }{
[email protected]

{{DC}} ROAMIN = $65.40

3 PEAT GLORY!

THUNDER CAT = $49.80
*Qrfluffl Birthday Bash Bridesmaid

BLUNNY = $33
*Late Energy Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

CRUZAN = $25.40
Snail 1st Half ~ Speedy Final Furlong To Steal 'The Precious

'

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

RUFFIAN = $12.40

TIGER DANCER = $10.20

DUSTY = $6.80

CIGARSHOP = $3
*** HEADS TO YE OLD DOG HOUSE

FOR MILK BONE BISCUITS ~ CHEW TOYS AND VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!
{That Incentive May Be The Valid Reason For Running Slowly!}

THE $$$ CALCULATOR AWAITS FOR CIGARSHOP NEXT TIME!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KEENELAND
LEAVING WITH AN EXCITING MEMORY OF A 3-PEAT VICTORY AT LAST

WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
REMINDING EVERYONE THAT NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!

MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 10/9 RESULTS {Keeneland}

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

RUFFIAN