MIDWEEK MAYHEM **RESULTS ~ 7/10 @ DELAWARE PARK

[RUFFIAN]

                                   

                        CONGRATS TO ROAMIN   
THE VERY CAPABLE COLT RAN AWAY FROM THE FIELD
            IN AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY GALLOP
                                 

                  VENUE CHOICE: DELAWARE PARK   

POST TIMES:  1:15 ET // 12:15 CT // 11:15 MT // 10:15 PT

                                 SCOREKEEPER   

FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
WILL BE THE DANCING TIGER WITH SHARPIE PEN IN PAW!
                                         
     
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT READ IT THRU
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
                 

[Roamin]

R1...5-3-1-4-6

R2...8-2-5-1-4

R3...6-8-1-3-5

R4...3-1-5-4-7

R5...3-6-1-4-2

R6...1-8-7-4-6

R7...4-3-7-2-1

R8...ARABIANS-1-4-6-5-3

Did not see it was Arabians till I got to the race.  Its up to Ruffian if it will count.

[RUFFIAN]

                                         

{ROAMIN = "...Did not see it was Arabians till I got to the race.  Its up to Ruffian if it will count"

                                  NO IS THE ANSWER AS USUAL   
                            WE ARE THOROUGHBRED RACING FANS
                 SO WE DO NOT INCLUDE QUARTER HORSE OR ARABIANS
                  DO NOT INCLUDE RACE #8 IN ENTRY. 

                    I MAY CONSIDER OSTRICH OR KANGAROO 

[Cigarshop]

1:   5,6
2:   1,4
3:   8,6
4:   1,7
5:   1,7
6:   5,8
7:   7,3
8:   3,6    just my dimes worth of opinion, a horse is a horse thus this race should count....
if it neighs like a horse, if it poops like a horse, if it's hung like a horse guess what? It's a horse

I rest my case

[cruzan200246]

R1. 5-6-7
R2. 5-6-7
R3. 5-6-7
R4. 5-6-7
R5. 5-6-7
R6. 5-6-7
R7. 5-6-7
R8. 5-6-7

TRAVELLING OUT OF TOWN FOR A WEEK. SAME SELECTION FOR SATURDAY UNLESS OTHERWISE INDICATED. THANKS

[Dusty]

Here we go go

1. 7/1/4
2. 3/1/9
3. 2/5/6
4. 3/1/6
5. 1/2/3
6. 5/4/1
7. 4/7/2


Good LUCK ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

                                     

              DANGEROUS OR DREADFUL @ DELAWARE
                               
R1 = 7  1  6  2  5
WATCH MY DUST {{ I KNOW WHO HAS THIS ONE}}
ENTRY
COACH


R2 = 9  4  3  1-A 5
WINK & A NOD   
REFUNDED
LUCACITO


R3 = 2  1  3  6  5
I AM A LURING
STATED
FUNTASIA


R4 = 2  6  4  5  7
ESTRELLA GRANDE
GIFTED PATH
UNLIMITED


R5 =  6  4  3  2  7
COURTLY KITTY     
MISS RADAR
BUCKET


R6 =  7  10  6  1  5 {{TORN TWEEN TOP 2}
BRAZEN DANCER
DANGEROUS HARTED
APACHE


R7 = 6  7  2  5  1
LUNA TUNES
ODD GAL
A JUMPIN

AND THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS ALL FOLKS   

[TIGER DANCER]

       :chickendance:     

~Tiger's Paws are at the ready
    And Whiskers are all a Twitter~ 


R-1:  7 - 2 - 4

R-2:  1 - 5 - 8 - 9

R-3:  2 - 3 - 7

R-4:  2 - 3 - 6

R-5:  6 - 1 - 3

R-6:  8 - 7 - 10 - 6

R-7:  6 - 2 - 3

R-8:  4 - 8 - 5

[ElPrado]

Changes...

Fair, fast and firm. Lucky dogs. The clouds are on the way here now.


R1)  1A  scratched

R2)  7, 8, 9  scratched

R3)  3 scratched

R4)  1A jockey change to Carol Cedeno

R5)  1A  scratched

R6)  2 and 10  scratched

R7)  5  scratched

And for those who care..

R8)  1A scratched

[ElPrado]

R1)   7  4   5

R2)   3  1  5

R3)   7  1  8

R4)   6  1  5

R5)   6  3  7

R6)   2  5  6

R7)   4  3  1

Thank you, Ruff!

[ElPrado]

Check the changes post.

[THUNDER CAT]

Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 5, 4, 6
2 -- 1/1a, 4, 9
3 -- 8, 1, 7
4 -- 7, 1/1a, 4
5 -- 2, 1, 5
6 -- 8, 5, 7
7 -- 2, 7, 6

8 -- The Forgotten Horse Stakes (Sponsored by Cigar) 1, 5, 6

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 6, 4, 5
2 -- 9, 4, 1a
3 -- 8, 6, 1
4 -- 1/1a, 4, 7
5 -- 3, 1/1a, 7
6 -- 8, 3, 5
7 -- 2, 6, 3

8 -- Forgotten Horse Stakes   1, 6, 1a

[TIGER DANCER]

           **A-MEWSING RESULTS**

  PRODUCTION

    Tiger Dancer in the driver's seat today 
   Paws on the keyboard,  Whiskers all a twitter
             


   
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
      TO MID-WEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE'RE AT DELAWARE PARK

Today we recognize National Kitten Day


           And the Feature Event:
   The "What's Mew PussyCat" Stakes
       


ONCE UPON A TIME.....AT A PLACE NOT FAR AWAY
       A RACETRACK CALLED DELAWARE PARK
WHERE THE COLTS AND FILLIES CAME OUT TO PLAY

PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
ALL READY TO CROSS THE LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE
AWAY THEY GO IN THE .....     
                              WHAT'S MEW PUSSYCAT STAKES

{Apparently whomever placed the PP numbers   
   Had a bit too much drink -or- Is a few fries short of a Happy Meal}


  In Tiger's quirky fashion
     We're Starting at The End

This Filly Kitty took a giant leap out of the gate ....
     And landed herself in the Cat House
   

She landed with such a thud,
   And spooked the mouse
        Right outta the house


Bringing up the rear
in Feathery Floofy Style
    Is .... ~Dusty~
She almost garnered a Golden Goose Egg 
But in the final strides picked up a whopping $4.60 



HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE ... 2 ... THEN 3
TICK TOCK -- TICK TOCK -- TICK TOCK

These 3 would be ....
    Roamin{DC}
       Cigarshop
          Thunder Cat

Just missing out on the 4 Spot
and the highly coveted Ring .... ~El Prado~
She was caught up in an equine battle
With an Energetic Cagey Colt
Who managed to Out-Whisker her 
She appears to be quite miffed about this 



Now into the Final Furlongs and Our Top 4

Eeny - Meeny - Miny - Moe
Catch a Tiger by the toe
A Blunny tried, but failed did he
So The Ring for him will have to be 

In 4th ...  The PURR-RING BEARER
  ~THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY~
           


**PHOTO for 2nd / 3rd
  Objections Raised for:
Biting, Scratching, Hissing, Swatting
   The Committee has been Summoned ....


Here is Their Ruling ....

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON {And Blunny too}
THE LITTLE COLT LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH A SIGHT
AND EVERYONE SANG OUT A TUNE {To be named later}

Ending up in 3rd Place .... With the Bodacious Bouquet
    ~TIGER DANCER~
         


Pussycat Pussycat, Where have you been?
I've been up to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat Pussycat, What did you DO there
I went Steppin on past a Tiger named Dayre 

Coming in 2nd ... And Snagging the Bridesmaid Dress
     ~RUFFIAN~
  ~Purrrty in Pink~


And Flying down the track from the Mid-point of the race
     

1st across the Finish Line ~Sir Cruzan~
Accompanied by an uptempo Eagles Classic ...
  Life in The Fastlane 
~King Colt Dog on Kitten Day~




     $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$
     


1st ~ CRUZAN  -----> $123.50


2nd ~ RUFFIAN -----> $54.40


3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ---->$53.20


4th ~ BLUNNY -----> $48.60


     ~ALSO RAN~

EL PRADO ........ $43.00

THUNDER CAT ..... $29.20

CIGARSHOP ........ $25.00

{DC}ROAMIN ...... $23.00

DUSTY ......... $4.60
Sweepin Up The Cat House
Just misses Goose Egg


~~Race Call -&- Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~




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[Cigarshop]

Well done Cruzan

The race call & graphicifications were stupendous LeTigre