SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/1 *** RESULTS ***

RUFFIAN · June 02, 2019, 12:15:12 PM

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY

WE ARE AT CHURCHILL DOWNS, WITH OUR FEATURE EVENT
THE '' RUFFZILLA-BIRTHDAY-BASH'' STAKES

THE MOST 'PURRRFECT' BIRTHDAY GIFT WOULD BE A 3-PEAT
FOR DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'RUFFZILLA' HERSELF = RUFFIAN

BUT THE BATTLE MAY BE DIFFICULT FOR THE FEISTY FILLY
WITH 10 CAPABLE CALCULATING CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO RAIN ON HER 3-PEAT PARADE!

THE EBULLIENT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'RUFFZILLE-BIRTHDAY-BASH' STAKES

'LEAPING' TO A GIGANTICUS LEAD IS PEEPTOAD
TAKING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

AT THE FRONT OF THE PACK IT IS A FEARSOME FILLY FOURSOME!
PEEPTOAD ~ TIGER DANCER ~ THUNDER CAT + RUFFIAN

11 LENGTHS BACK ARE DUSTY ~ EL PRADO & CIGARSHOP

THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY CRUZAN, POST TIME MIKE & BLUNNY

AND THE EARLY TRAILER IS ROAMIN
WHO IS 'ROAMIN' ALL OVER THE FIELD ZIG ZAGGING ALONG
AS IF HE HAS A BUR UNDER HIS SADDLE

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

PEEPTOAD HAS ''LEAPED'' INTO ANOTHER HUGE LEAD LEAVING
THE REST OF THE FIELD TRYING TO CATCH HER!

THE TENACIOUS TEN ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CATCH
THE RUNAWAY FILLY AT THE FRONT

IT'S A HUGE GAP OF 13 LENGTHS BACK TO
DUSTY ~ CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ EL PRADO ~
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN

AND NOW THE LAST ONE LANGUISHING AT THE BACK IS CIGARSHOP
THE QUIRKY COLT STARTED OFF OK BUT SUDDENLY JUMPED A SHADOW
COMING OUT OF THE TURN ~ LOSING ALL MOMENTUM

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

FROM THE START, THIS RACE HAS BELONGED TO PEEPTOAD
LEAPING AWAY FROM THE REST WHEN HER GATE OPENED
WITH A FIERCE, FLAWLESS, PEEPTOAD PERSEVERANCE

SHE HAS PUT ON AN IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE FROM THEN
LEADING THE CHASE TO THE WIRE

WITH A FURLONG TO GO ~ THE CROWD SUDDENLY IS ON THEIR FEET

A HUGE ROAR HAS ERUPTED AS DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, IS ON THE MOVE
THE FLAMBOYANT FEARLESS FILLY IS GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
TRYING TO RUN INTO THE HISTORY BOOK WITH A 3-PEAT VICTORY

BUT IS IT GONNA BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE AS THE WIRE LOOMS AHEAD
IS IT JUST TOO MUCH GROUND TO MAKE UP TOO QUICKLY?

THE ANSWER IS A DEFINITELY YES!
WE CAN HEAR SOUNDS OF SADNESS FROM THE CROWD
OF THOSE CHEERING ON THE DEFENDING CHAMP, RUNNING TO
POSSIBLE 3-PEAT GLORY IN HER OWN 'BIRTHDAY BASH' STAKES

BUT HER DESTINY WAS NOT TO BE
PEEPTOAD LEAPING EASILY INTO A MUCH DESERVED VICTORY

RUFFIAN TAKES THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY & A "FROSTED WHISKER"
THE CONSOLATION AWARD GIVEN FOR A FAILED 3-PEAT ATTEMPT

DUSTY CLOSES WITH A FURY, CATCHING THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

CRUZAN JUST WHISKERS OUT POST TIME MIKE FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$

*** DUE TO THE CLOSENESS IN 6 PHOTO FINISHES ***

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PEEPTOAD = $84.80

*A Lightning Leap To An Unchallenged Lead & Victory

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $54.30
* Teardrops Fallin ~ 2nd Place Heartaches ~ No Birthday Celebration Today

DUSTY = $51.30
* Bodacious Bouquet ~ Not A Trophy, But Smells Better!

CRUZAN = $45.40
* Steals 'The Precious' ~ Gollum Lurks Nearby!

*** ALSO RAN ***

POST TIME MIKE = $44.60

EL PRADO = $43.30

THUNDER CAT = $43.20

BLUNNY = $42.80

TIGER DANCER = $40.50

ROAMIN = $38.80

CIGARSHOP = $30
{{ Crystal Balls Got A Bit Smokey! }}

Ye Ole Dog House Awaits With
MILK BONE BISCUITS + VEGAS SHOW GIRLS!
Maybe A Bit Better Than Crystal Balls?

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM CHURCHILL DOWNS
AND WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE ***

SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/1 * RESULTS *

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

peeptoad

RUFFIAN

Dusty