MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/15 **RESULTS**

RUFFIAN · May 16, 2019, 02:07:43 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

OUR FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CONFIDENT COLTS

WITH THE SCRATCH OF CATALINA, DEFENDING YO-YO-MAMA CHAMP, EL PRADO ~
WILL HAVE 8 CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER TRIP TO THE PURRRTENTIOUS PENTHOUSE!

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

IT'S A COLT-FILLY-COLT TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN HEADING FOR THE TURN

THESE 3 ARE FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY CIGARSHOP + THUNDER CAT

THE REMAINING TRIO ARE TRYING TO FIND THEIR BEST STRIDE
DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO ~ DUSTY ~ BLUNNY & RUFFIAN
TRAILING THE FIELD FOR NOW

~ OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ~

WHO WAS BEHIND BEFORE NOW IS IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT

DUSTY & CRUZAN ARE NEXT
IT'S A BIG GAP BACK TO TIGER DANCER & ROAMIN

TRAILING FAR BACK ARE THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY
EL PRADO WHO WILL NEED TO SPEED THINGS UP IF SHE HAS
ANY CHANCE OF A REPEAT VICTORY RUN

AND AT THE BACK IS RUFFIAN STILL SEARCHING FOR HER
'INNER CHEETAH' WHO SO FAR IS M.I.A

~ THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ~

THUNDER CAT STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY IS DROPPING BACK
LEAVING CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD

CRUZAN IS 3 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF THUNDER CAT
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY ROAMIN ~ BLUNNY & EL PRADO
AS DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN ARE EVEN FARTHER BACK

~ AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ~

CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD TRYING TO HOLD ON FOR COLT GLORY

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
ALL EYES TURNED TOWARD THE BACK OF THE TRACK
AWAY FROM THE FRONT RUNNING COLT

LIKE AN UNEXPECTED TORNADO ON A SUNNY MILD DAY
3 FEROCIOUSLY FAST FILLYS ARE FERVENTLY FOCUSED
ON A FIERCE FLIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE!

DUSTY ~ RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER
FLYING UP THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK PASSING ANYONE IN THEIR WAY

ONLY CIGARSHOP STANDS IN THE WAY OF FILLY SUPREMECY!
CAN THE CONTENTIOUS COURAGEOUS COMBATIVE COLT HOLD ON?

THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY AND CONVINCINGLY: NO HE CANNOT

OF THE 3 FILLYS FLYING TO THE WIRE ONLY ONE MANAGED TO
SCORE A RESOUNDING ROARING VICTORY FOR THE FILLYS

~ DUSTY IS WHO DUSTED THE COLTS!

THE 'BIG-CAT' DUO OF RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER FINISH IN A DEAD-HEAT BEHIND CIGARSHOP
SO EACH OF THEM WILL GET A SHOW SPOT 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'

CRUZAN WILL RETURN TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$

{{REPORT OBJECTIONS TO THE SUPURRRR-IN-TENDENT}}
( [email protected] )
WHEN IT COMES TO MATH & CALCULATORS ~ ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN $:-\$

EVEN STEWARDS CAN MAKE ODD DECISIONS

DUSTY = $65.60

*Incredible Final Furlongs! Brings Home BOTS Filly Glory!

CIGARSHOP = $42 {*The Answer To Life, The Universe + Everything }
Hitchhiker Guide To The Galaxy
*Close Just Counts In HorseShoes

RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER = $38.60
*A Big Cat Duo Dead Heat!
A Cheetah & A Tiger Closing Like Jungle Cats Seeing Prey: aka Cigarshop

CRUZAN = $32.40
*A Trip To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'

ALSO RAN
THUNDER CAT = $26.80

ROAMIN = $24.40

BLUNNY = $20.90

{DC} EL PRADO = $20.80
*A Double Back To Back YO YO MAMA!
CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE TO CATHOUSE!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME

MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/15 RESULTS

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

RUFFIAN

Dusty

Raven