MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 *RESULTS*

Started by RUFFIAN, May 02, 2019, 12:38:56 PM

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RUFFIAN

                                      :forruffian:
                                       
             GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM

                    TODAY WE HAVE A DOUBLE FEATURE EVENT
                               BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                                            PLUS
                          THE 'DERBY FEVER' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WILL BE  TRYING HER BEST
              TO LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' PREVAIL
            BUT IT MAY BE A TOOTH & CLAW BATTLE
               WITH 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO SLOW DOWN A QUIK-STEPPIN-CHEETAH!
                                :raspberry:

SOMEWHERE THERE'S A CIGARSHOP SCRATCHING
NO CLUE WHERE OR WHY: NO WORD FROM TRAINER
                                       :-\

              THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'DERBY FEVER' STAKES

IT'S A LIGHTENING FAST ROAR BY THUNDER CAT
TAKING A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
WITH ANOTHER ROARING BIG CAT, TIGER DANCER
ONLY 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
                        :rhrse:          :rhrse:
               
                          OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THUNDER CAT HAS INCREASED HER LEAD EVEN MORE
                 
IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO  TIGER DANCER & BLUNNY
         WITH ROAMIN CHASING THEIR TAILS
:rhrse:   :rhrse:                                              :rhrse:

THERE'S A HUGE GAP BACK TO CATALINA + DUSTY
AND EVEN FARTHER BACK TO EL PRADO & DEFENDING CHAMP
RUFFIAN WHO SO FAR HAS NOT AWAKENED HER 'INNER CHEETAH'

ALL ALONE AT THE BACK IS CRUZAN WHO HAD STALLED LEAVING THE GATE, 
                      AND IS PLAYING A TUFF GAME OF 'CATCH-UP'
                                {HOLD THE MUSTARD PLEASE}
   
                          THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

IT'S ALL THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY WITH AUTHORITY
                                      :rhrse:

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT & GAINING GROUND ON THE LEADER
                 :rhrse:                             :rhrse:

THESE 2 FRISKY FAST FILLYS ARE 10 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF
THE ENERGIZER- BLUNNY WHO SEEMS TO BE RUNNING ON
A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE GIRLS
:rhrse:                                                              :rhrse: :rhrse:

DUSTY IS NEXT & STARTING TO SHOW SOME SPEED 

ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE ROAMIN + CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WHO MUST HAVE
LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH' SNOOZIN BACK AT THE BARN TODAY

AND WAY FAR BACK IS CRUZAN STILL TRYING TO GET MOVING!

                    AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

             THUNDER CAT  CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY 
TIGER DANCER TRYING TO CUT INTO HER LEAD  WITHOUT SUCCESS
                     :rhrse:                             :rhrse:

SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD HAS EVERYONE
UP ON THEIR FEET LOOKING AWAY FROM THE FILLY IN FRONT
FAR BACK AS SOMEONE IS FLYING AT JET LIKE SPEED UP THE RAIL

        OMG!  IT'S CRUZAN FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY, ONE AFTER ANOTHER
BUT WILL HE HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO CATCH & PASS THUNDER CAT SO FAR IN FRONT?

                  THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY & CONVINCINGLY!
                             A RESOUNDING:  YES HE CAN!
                                                :OMG:

THE CAPRICIOUS COMPETITIVE COLT JUST RAN ONE OF THE
  MOST AWESOME ~ AMAZING CLOSING RUNS THIS YEAR!
                      A ZENYATTA TYPE PERFORMANCE
             LAST TO FIRST WITH INCREDIBLE ALACRITY!
                                         :rhrse:

A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON THE FACE OF THUNDER CAT
  COULD EASILY MAKE A GRUMPY CAT CALENDAR PAGE!
                                 :flaming:

:rhrse:  $$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF: DERBY FEVER STAKES  $$$   :rhrse:   
                  {{ REPORT OBJECTIONS TO: THE CAT-IN-CHARGE }}
                                     ( [email protected] )

CRUZAN = $99.60     :celebrate:
* Futile First Half ~ Formidable Final Furlongs!

THUNDER CAT = $69.40
* Impressive Gate To Wire: A Winning Effort Most Other Days   :thumbsup:

TIGER DANCER = $57
* Quik Step Gate To Wire To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet    :)

BLUNNY = $44.20
* Back In The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'   :evil:

                                     ALSO RAN

DUSTY = $43.80

ROAMIN = $34.60

CATALINA = $27.80

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $19.80
  *Just Misses A 'Yo-Yo-Mama'   :banghead:

EL PRADO =  $8.40
*Heading to Ye Ole Cat House For A Meow Mix + Catnip Buffet

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING  FROM CHURCHILL DOWNS
   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE  HOME
                REMEMBER: NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!   :thumbsup:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Catalina

Congrats on winning, Cruzan!

cruzan200246

#2
  :lmao:   :OMG:  :lmao:!  IT'S CRUZAN FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY, ONE AFTER ANOTHER
BUT WILL HE HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO CATCH & PASS THUNDER CAT SO FAR IN FRONT?

                  THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY & CONVINCINGLY!
                             A RESOUNDING:  YES HE CAN! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Who gone before, who gone already that's my inspiration to carry on
 https://i.imgur.com/HnhGnIH.jpg

ElPrado

Yeah, I may be in the cat house, but so are the Chippendales,  :celebrate:

Dusty

Quote from: cruzan200246 on May 03, 2019, 09:27:48 AM
  :lmao:   :OMG:  :lmao:!  IT'S CRUZAN FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY, ONE AFTER ANOTHER
BUT WILL HE HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO CATCH & PASS THUNDER CAT SO FAR IN FRONT?

                  THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY & CONVINCINGLY!
                             A RESOUNDING:  YES HE CAN! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

YEE HAW!!! Nicely done - from the CLOUDS!!!
May they run with the wind

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