MIDWEEK MAYHEM *RESULTS* 1/16 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

RUFFIAN · January 17, 2019, 12:45:28 PM

**DRAGON DAY RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE'RE AT GULFSTREAM PARK

DUE TO LATE SCRATCHES OF BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT
WHO MISSED THEIR FLIGHT~
AND ROAMIN SPENDING SOME RnR TIME AT ROOD + RIDDLE

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA WILL HAVE
6 CONNIVING CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A VICTORY GALLOP

TODAY IS THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES: BOTS
FRISKY FEARLESS FILLYS
~VS~
CLEVER CANTANKEROUS COLTS

JANUARY 16 IS: APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY

HONORING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
''DRAGON OR DOLDRUMS'' STAKES

WHOSE 'DRAGONIAN' FIERCENESS WILL PREVAIL
WHO WILL BE 'DRAGON' THEIR TAIL IN THE FINAL FURLONG

THE SIZZLIN SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN ....
THE 'DRAGON OR DOLDRUMS' STAKES

IT'S A FRISKY FAST FOURSOME OUT FOR THE LEAD
TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO ~ DUSTY ~ CRUZAN

A 1/2 LENGTH BEHIND THOSE 4 IS RUFFIAN FOLLOWED BY
CIGARSHOP & CATALINA WHO ARE ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

TIGER DANCER NOW JOINED BY CRUZAN WITH A SHORT LEAD
EL PRADO -&- DUSTY JUST A LENGTH BACK

CATALINA -&- RUFFIAN ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC
CIGARSHOP HUFFIN -&- PUFFIN ALONG WITH NO VISIBLE ENERGY YET

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

TIGER DANCER -&- CRUZAN NECK -&- NECK
CONTINUE TO SHOW THE WAY

EL PRADO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY CATALINA

DUSTY -&- RUFFIAN LOSING GROUND ARE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
WITH CIGARSHOP STILL PUFFIN ALONG PERHAPS
ENJOYING THE VIEW OF THE FILLY TAILS IN FRONT OF HIM?

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

IT'S STILL A TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER -&- A COMBATIVE CRUZAN
IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD WITH AN ENERGETIC EL PRADO
REVVING UP HER MOJO CHALLENGING THE 2 IN FRONT

SUDDENLY, IT SEEMS THAT TIGER DANCER HAS HAD ENOUGH
PUSSY-FOOTIN AROUND WITH CRUZAN

AND WITH ONE RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAR HAS DANCED AWAY
LEAVING DAYLIGHT BEHIND HER AND A STUNNED CRUZAN
AS EL PRADO ALSO HAS FLOWN ON BY THE CONFUSED COLT!

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA, SEEING HER CHANCES OF A REPEAT
VANISHING QUICKLY IN FRONT OF HER, SPEEDS UP TRYING
TO AT LEAST GET A PIECE OF THE PURSE!

LUMBERING ALONG SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE DUSTY & RUFFIAN
WITH A CLEARLY NON COMPETITIVE CIGARSHOP
SEEMINGLY HEADED FOR THE INFAMOUS DOG HOUSE
WHERE MILK BONE BISCUITS AND LAS VEGAS FILLY SHOWGIRLS AWAIT ~
:chickendance:

NO DOUBT WHOSE DRAGON FIERCENESS WINS THE DAY
AND WHOSE TAIL IS A 'DRAGON' ALONG
IN OUR OWN EQUINE VERSION OF 'GAME OF THRONES'

QUEEN OF THE DRAGONS ==> TIGER DANCER
AND BOTS FILLY VICTORY

$$$$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$$$$

1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $92.00
*Gate To Wire Dragon Domination ~ Or ~ Dragon Dominatrix?
~WINNER / DRAGON DANCER~

2nd ~ EL PRADO === $79.60
*Great Early Energy & Strong Closing Run
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
......

3rd ~ CRUZAN === $50.00
*Early Speed ~ Faltering Final Furlong
~FETCHER OF FLOWERS~

4th ~ {DC}CATALINA === $40.80
*No Repeat Glory But A Golden Ring Consolation Gollum Lurks!
~RING THIEF~

~~ALSO RAN~~

DUSTY === $36.80

RUFFIAN === $31.00

CIGARSHOP === $16.60
*Last Seen Rushing To Ye Ole Dog House

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
AND A HAPPY DRAGON DAY WITH A SAFE JOURNEY HOME!

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

MIDWEEK MAYHEM RESULTS 1/16 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

RUFFIAN

Catalina

ElPrado

Cigarshop

Catalina

Dusty