GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
WHICH IS ALSO A BOTS DAY WHERE THE FILLYS VS COLTS
TAKE CENTRE STAGE TO BATTLE FOR BOTS GLORY!
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DECEMBER 19TH IS ''NATIONAL UNDERDOG DAY''
National Underdog Day
This unofficial holiday owes its name to the term "Underdog"
popularly used in sports and competitions and refers to
someone who works hard but is popularly expected to lose.
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE ''UNDERDOG STAKES''
THE 'UNDERDOG {Or UnderCat} TODAY IS: DUSTY
RECOVERING FROM A 'FROSTED-WHISKER' LOSS IN A
VALIANT 3-PEAT ATTEMPT AT GLORY & A 'YO-YO-MAMA' AWARD
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO + REAL QUIET
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 8 CLEVER
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'SMOKE' THE CHAMP!
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND WE'RE READY TO RUN
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES
EVERYONE IS AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
WITH NOBODY SEEMING TO WANT THE LEAD YET ~
CATALINA LEADS THE WAY TO THE TURN WITH DUSTY RIGHT THERE
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP JOINING THE 2 FILLYS
CRUZAN & BLUNNY MAKE IT 5 ACROSS THE TRACK LEADING THE WAY
=== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ===
IT'S A TACTICAL TRIO IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ALL 3 NECK & NECK
BLUNNY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY WITH
CRUZAN JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE 'BUNNY-TAIL'
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO A FLOUNDERING FOURSOME
FINDING IT FRIGHTFULLY DIFFICULT TO GET THEIR MOJO IN GEAR!
THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN & RUFFIAN
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====
IT'S A DYNAMIC DUO OF CATALINA & DUSTY LEADING THE WAY
3 CONTENTIOUS COLTS TRYING TO CREATE A CHALLENGE
CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & CIGARSHOP
THUNDER CAT ALL OUT IS RIGHT ON THE TAILS OF THE 3 COLTS
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER WHO TODAY, HAS NO 'TIGER-IN-HER-TANK'
PROBABLY DUE TO AN OVER CELEBRATORY BIRTHDAY BASH
BACK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ARE RUFFIAN & ROAMIN
JUST MEANDERING ALONG IN NO HURRY, APPARENTLY
SO ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, BOTH FORGETTING
THEY ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING IN A RACE!
RUFFIAN HEADING TO THE CAT HOUSE, HER FAVORITE 'LAIR'
ROAMIN POSSIBLY MAKING HIS MAIDEN VOYAGE TO THE INFAMOUS
HIGHLY ACCLAIMED DOG HOUSE WITH MILK-BONE BISCUITS, RAWHIDE
AND LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
CATALINA & DUSTY LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE ....
NECK & NECK ~ WHISKER TO WHISKER ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
CRUZAN IS NEXT WITH A FRISKY FOURSOME ON HIS TAIL
BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER
RUFFIAN & ROAMIN CONTINUE TO FROLIC ALONG
IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN IMAGINATIONS!
HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAYYYYY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
HOLD ALL TICKETS ~ ~ ~ OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY
THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES HAS IRONICALLY INDEED
GONE TO THE TOP ''UNDERDOG'' OF THE DAY WHO IS
IN REALITY ~ NOT A 'DOG' AT ALL BUT A FAB FELINE FILLY!
CAT HOUSE RESIDENT, FROSTED WHISKER & YO-YO-MAMA
FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY
BY A WISP OF A KITTY WHISKER ~ DUSTY HAS DONE IT!
BATTLE OF THE SEXES = BOTS GOES TO THE FILLYS
''UNDERDOG'' STAKES OFFICIAL RESULTS
{Report $$ Objections To The Cat-In-Charge}
'Blonde Moments' Happen!
[email protected] DUSTY = $44.70
*Fierce, Flawless & Frosty Cool In Final Furlong
CATALINA = $41.90
*When A Shorter WhiskerTude Makes The Difference
CRUZAN = $33.60
*Fast Frisky Fillys Frustrated The Colt's Chances
BLUNNY = $27.70
*Energizer-Bunny-Battery Half Charged
But, Enough To Steal The Precious!
===== ALSO RAN =====
{DC} CIGARSHOP = $27
*When $.70 Costs A Golden Ring
THUNDER CAT = $26.60
TIGER DANCER = $26.10
RUFFIAN = $6.80
*Aaaaaaargh Mrrrrrrrrrrrrow
The Sound Of One Cat Whining At Losing Cat House Key!
ROAMIN = $2.60
*Welcome To Ye Ole Dog House
Milk Bone Biscuit Buffet, Las Vegas Show Girls, Rawhide Chew To Vent
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
