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Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on December 16, 2018, 09:20:45 AM

Title: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on December 16, 2018, 09:20:45 AM
       :forruffian:
   **CONGRATS TO CIGARSHOP :celebrate:
THE CAPRICIOUS COLT CLEARLY CONTROLLED THE PACE
              TO WIN CONVINCINGLY AT THE WIRE
                                       :rhrse:

:lightbulb:  VENUE CHOICE: TURFWAY PARK  :lightbulb:


POST TIMES:  6:15 ET // 5:15 CT // 4:15 MT // 3:15 PT
           
          :lightbulb:  FEATURE EVENT   :lightbulb:
DECEMBER 19th IS -- NATIONAL UNDERDOG DAY
    HONORING THAT HOLIDAY ~
          THE "UNDERDOG" STAKES
               (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bFB8A-eX99A/TvEl6ZzNSLI/AAAAAAAAC-M/krMwTzB5NjQ/s1600/imagesCAFW1HI7.jpg)
                                 
          :puppykisses:  National Underdog Day  :puppykisses:
This unofficial holiday owes its name to the term "Underdog"
popularly used in sports and competitions and refers to
someone who works hard but is popularly expected to lose.
                    :evil:       :banghead:       :evil:
            (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKPxYmHdAxHRN_Sxbb6k7VIzGfw8GpjqQnD_Z72xdWzA_AgdF5)


  :headshake:  SCORE-KEEPER:  :headshake:
FROM THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE ~DUSTY~
PLAYING WITH HER YO-YO-MAMA TOY,
DUSTING OFF HER 'FROSTED WHISKERS'
DANCING UP A STORM WITH THE CHIPPENDALES
AS SHE CONSUMES A CALIFORNIA CATNIP & MEOW MIX BUFFET!

  HOPEFULLY SHE DOES NOT 'OVERDOSE' ON ANY!
                    :evil:        :OMG:         :evil:

IF PERCHANCE SHE DOES,  THEN THE RUFFZILLA SHALL
  ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT THE RACE CALL RESULTS
     
                                     
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY IGNORE & ERRRR
THEN POUT WHEN SEE = D.Q.
                  :flaming:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Dusty on December 18, 2018, 05:31:07 PM
FROSTY!!!

1. 6/3/7
2. 2/1/6
3. 9/8/5
4. 4/8/6
5. 4/8/10
6. 6/1/4
7. 6/5/2
8. 6/9/4

Good LUck ALL

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(http://www.artisan.expert/images/stories/virtuemart/product/frosty-w220.jpg)
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Roamin on December 19, 2018, 05:29:00 AM
R1) 5-6-3

R2) 8-6-2

R3) 5-7-9

R4) 4-8-7

R5) 7-9-2

R6) 3-6-1

R7) 2-3-5

R8) 11-9-8
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Cigarshop on December 19, 2018, 08:09:40 AM
1st:  6,3
2nd: 2,6
3rd: 1,7
4th: 3,4
5th: 4,5
6th: 3,1
7th: 5,6
8th: 11,12
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on December 19, 2018, 10:37:31 AM
                                   :forruffian:

:evil:  TENACIOUS ~ TWISTED & TRUCULENT @ TURFWAY   :evil:

R1 = 5  7 4  2  1
SANCTUAIRE SPOT
GOT A LO
LADY CREED


R2 = 8  1  9  5  2
MAGICAL CONNECTION
OATH KEEPER {Kitten's Joy}
RUN RUN


R3 = 5  11  8  4  6
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER  :forruffian:
GATO STYLE!
LA MONSE


R4 = 1  6  7  8  5
ROCKPORT DANCER    :chickendance:
MY NAME IS MONEY
IVY O DAY


R5 = 1  2  4  3  5
PERSONAL CAT   :forruffian:
MAGNETIC SPOT
DREAM PARK


R6 = 6  2  1  3  4
SLIPPERY
TAPITAI
SENORA GATO (Kitten's Joy) Would Be #1 if NOT 6/5  :girlkiss:


R7 = 5  7  10  4  2
SWEET SONG OF THE NILE
NILE RISING
CHARMIN DIXIE


R8 = 6  3  2  12  10
JUSTA WILD ONE   :evil:
ENCHANTED EDITION
PRODIGY'S PRIDE
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Roamin on December 19, 2018, 11:29:52 AM
Scratches 5th & 6th
New choices
Scr.5th #7--Now  5th-( #5)-9-2

Scr. 6th #6--Now (#3 )-1-2
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Catalina on December 19, 2018, 12:36:07 PM
RACE 1   - 6, 8, 3
RACE 2   - 2, 3, 6
RACE 3   - 2, 5, 7
RACE 4   - 3, 4, 6
RACE 5   - 3, 13 AE, 12, 10
RACE 6   - 1 Entry, 5, 2
RACE 7   - 1, 3, 5
RACE 8   - 2, 6, 12

Good luck to all!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: cruzan200246 on December 19, 2018, 12:57:33 PM
R1. 5-6-7
R2. 6-7-12
R3. 2-6-11
R4. 5-6-1
R5. 10-9-8
R6. 5-4-2
R7. 7-5-1
R8. 9-7-3
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: THUNDER CAT on December 19, 2018, 01:34:10 PM
Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 3, 6, 5
2 -- 10, 2, 6
3 -- 3, 5, 9
4 -- 7, 4, 2
5 -- 1, 2, 4
6 -- 1a, 3, 6
7 -- 2, 5, 9
8 -- 12, 2, 10
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: blunny on December 19, 2018, 01:38:43 PM
Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 6, 3, 5
2 -- 2, 10, 6
3 -- 5, 9, 7
4 -- 4, 7, 2
5 -- 2, 3, 4
6 -- 1a, 3, 6
7 -- 2, 5, 9
8 -- 2, 3, 4
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: TIGER DANCER on December 19, 2018, 03:07:23 PM
  :happy:    :celebrate:   :happy:

R-1:  8 - 5 - 4

R-2:  9 - 8 - 1

R-3:  5 - 9 - 1 - 11

R-4:  1 - 5 - 3

R-5:  6 - 1 - 5      :forruffian:
     { OldFashioned Angel - My Personal Cat - with Magic Feet }

R-6:  1/1a - 2- 3

R-7:  4 - 5 - 7

R-8:  12 - 7 - 11 - 2
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on December 20, 2018, 01:48:29 PM
                                           :forruffian:

  GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
WHICH IS ALSO A BOTS DAY WHERE THE FILLYS VS COLTS
     TAKE CENTRE STAGE TO BATTLE FOR BOTS GLORY!
                   :puppykisses:  vs   :forruffian:

          DECEMBER 19TH IS ''NATIONAL UNDERDOG DAY''

                            National Underdog Day 
This unofficial holiday owes its name to the term "Underdog"
popularly used in sports and competitions and refers to
someone who works hard but is popularly expected to lose.
                                                     
                   
  :lightbulb: OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE ''UNDERDOG STAKES''  :lightbulb:

              THE 'UNDERDOG {Or UnderCat} TODAY IS: DUSTY
            RECOVERING FROM A 'FROSTED-WHISKER' LOSS IN A
    VALIANT 3-PEAT ATTEMPT AT GLORY & A 'YO-YO-MAMA' AWARD
                         :banghead:   :headshake:   :banghead:

  WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO + REAL QUIET
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 8 CLEVER
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'SMOKE' THE CHAMP!
                                    :raspberry:

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND WE'RE READY TO RUN

            AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES

                         EVERYONE IS AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
            WITH NOBODY SEEMING TO WANT THE LEAD YET ~

CATALINA LEADS THE WAY TO THE TURN WITH DUSTY RIGHT THERE
          DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP JOINING THE 2 FILLYS
CRUZAN & BLUNNY MAKE IT 5 ACROSS THE TRACK LEADING THE WAY
             :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:

              === OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ===

   IT'S A TACTICAL TRIO IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ALL 3  NECK & NECK
               :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:

BLUNNY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY WITH
       CRUZAN JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE 'BUNNY-TAIL'

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO A FLOUNDERING FOURSOME
FINDING IT FRIGHTFULLY DIFFICULT TO GET THEIR MOJO IN GEAR!
       THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN & RUFFIAN

       ===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

IT'S A DYNAMIC DUO OF CATALINA & DUSTY LEADING THE WAY
3 CONTENTIOUS COLTS TRYING TO CREATE A CHALLENGE
                 CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & CIGARSHOP

THUNDER CAT ALL OUT IS RIGHT ON THE TAILS OF THE 3 COLTS
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER WHO TODAY, HAS NO 'TIGER-IN-HER-TANK'
   PROBABLY DUE TO AN OVER CELEBRATORY BIRTHDAY BASH
                                          :celebrate:

BACK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ARE RUFFIAN & ROAMIN
JUST MEANDERING ALONG IN NO HURRY, APPARENTLY
SO ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, BOTH FORGETTING
         THEY ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING IN A RACE!
                                    :mallet:

RUFFIAN HEADING TO THE CAT HOUSE, HER FAVORITE 'LAIR'
ROAMIN POSSIBLY MAKING HIS MAIDEN VOYAGE TO THE INFAMOUS
HIGHLY ACCLAIMED DOG HOUSE WITH MILK-BONE BISCUITS, RAWHIDE
                AND LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!

            ===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

     CATALINA & DUSTY LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS  BATTLE ....
NECK & NECK ~ WHISKER TO WHISKER ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE

CRUZAN IS NEXT WITH A FRISKY FOURSOME ON HIS TAIL
BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER

RUFFIAN & ROAMIN CONTINUE TO FROLIC ALONG
    IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN IMAGINATIONS!
                                    :OMG:

HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAYYYYY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
HOLD ALL TICKETS  ~  ~  ~  OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
                                     :evil:
   
                STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY

THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES HAS IRONICALLY INDEED
GONE TO THE TOP ''UNDERDOG'' OF THE DAY WHO IS
IN REALITY ~ NOT A 'DOG' AT ALL BUT A FAB FELINE FILLY!

CAT HOUSE RESIDENT, FROSTED WHISKER & YO-YO-MAMA
                    FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY
BY A WISP OF A KITTY WHISKER  ~ DUSTY HAS DONE IT!

  BATTLE OF THE SEXES = BOTS GOES TO THE FILLYS
                                  :celebrate:
           
  :lightbulb:   ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES OFFICIAL RESULTS    :lightbulb:
       {Report $$ Objections To The Cat-In-Charge}
           :banghead:  'Blonde Moments' Happen!  :banghead:
                       [email protected]
           
DUSTY = $44.70     :celebrate:
*Fierce, Flawless & Frosty Cool In Final Furlong

CATALINA = $41.90
*When A Shorter WhiskerTude Makes The Difference   :banghead:

CRUZAN = $33.60
*Fast Frisky Fillys Frustrated The Colt's Chances    :-\

BLUNNY = $27.70
*Energizer-Bunny-Battery Half Charged
But, Enough To Steal The Precious!   :thumbsup:

                             ===== ALSO RAN =====

{DC} CIGARSHOP = $27
*When $.70 Costs A Golden Ring

THUNDER CAT = $26.60

TIGER DANCER = $26.10

RUFFIAN = $6.80
*Aaaaaaargh Mrrrrrrrrrrrrow
The Sound Of One Cat Whining At Losing Cat House Key!

ROAMIN = $2.60
*Welcome To Ye Ole Dog House
  Milk Bone Biscuit Buffet, Las Vegas Show Girls, Rawhide Chew To Vent

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
                                    :girlkiss:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Catalina on December 20, 2018, 07:44:02 PM
Congrats to Dusty on the win!!!  And my thanks to Ruffian for the inspired race call.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Dusty on December 20, 2018, 09:29:26 PM
Thanks Catalina I truly thought ya had me!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Cigarshop on December 21, 2018, 08:41:55 AM
very happy for Dusty on your victory....

a purrrrffffeeeecccccttttt race call
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Post by: Catalina on December 21, 2018, 11:23:00 AM
Quote from: Dusty on December 20, 2018, 09:29:26 PM
Thanks Catalina I truly thought ya had me!

I was badly running out of steam!