MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 9/26 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK

[RUFFIAN]

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> CATALINA! 
  WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS
BY THE SLIMMEST OF KITTY WHISKERS
DEPRIVING DUSTY OF A WIN AT THE WIRE
                                               

         VENUE: REMINGTON PARK
*IF IT WORKED WELL ONCE, LET'S TRY AGAIN!
                                   

POST TIMES:  8:07 ET // 7:07 CT // 6:07 MT // 5:07 PT

                                   
SCORE-KEEPER:

CRUZAN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE OVERDOSED ON JACK DANIELS
SO IS UNABLE TO HOLD THE CALCULATOR STEADY ENUFF TO SCORE
                                       
                                 THEREFORE ~
  ~FROM THE CATHOUSE~
WITH A VERY TIGHT GRASP ON THE 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY ~
~RUFFIAN~ IS GUARDING IT AS CLOSELY AS HER CATNIP STASH! 


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[RUFFIAN]

                                           


RECALCITRANT ~ RAKISH & RADICAL @ REMINGTON 

R1 = 3  4  5  8  6
SHELBI'S CAT   
FLYRTIE ROCKETTE
CACTUS CHEQUE

R2 = 2  5  9  7  8
BELLA CANZONE
FINDING VALUE
DON'T TOUCH MY CAPE

R3 = 2  3  5  8  1
POINT AT Z BABY
WOMAN TO BLAME
ATOKA GIRL

R4 = 1  5  6  2  7
BOSS TIME BABY (Layla!) 
5 BUTTERFLIES
FOREST STONE(D)

R5 = 4  8  11  9  1
WIN IN THE WILLOW
IMA DANGER
O U FUNNY VALENTINE

R6 = 11  3  4  7  5 (*Tuff Kitten Choice!) Hate When This Happens 
DIZZY KITTEN (Kitten's Joy)   
MASTER CAT
CROWNED LEADER

R7 = 7  6  5  4  9
CAT'S DIAMOND     
WAPI
GLORIOUS LEADER

R8 = 7  2  1  9  5
DREAMER'S VISION
READ THE QUEEN'S NOTES
WHY NOT A SAINT

R9 = 8  12  10  6  7
BAD HUMOR (Sharp, Distorted, Twisted) 
INTO N OUT OF
COURAGEOUS ONE

[ElPrado]

1)   7  6  4  2

2)   1  4  6  8

3)   7 5  3  4

4)   8  5  3  6

5)   2  8  9  1

6)   11 1 4 9

7)   10  6  8  7

    2  8  5  3

9)    2  10  5  8

That's it!  I managed to enter!  YAYYY!!!
Would anyone like my cold? I'll give it away. I don't want it any more. My nose is actually bleeding from blowing it so much. 
Nahh, even I'm not that mean.🤧

[Dusty]

Yeee Haw!!!

1. 8/6/4
2. 2/4/6
3. 3/8/2
4. 5/7/2
5. 1/7/5
6. 8/6/1
7. 6/4/1
8. 5/3/6
9. 2/6/7

Good Luck ALL!!!!

[Cigarshop]

1st:   6,5
2nd:  5,4
3rd:  2,1
4th:  7,1
5th:  1,9
6th:  1,8
7th:  8,9
8th:  5,8
9th:  4,7

[ElPrado]

Scratches so far :

R 1) sc #1

R 2) sc #9

R 4) sc #s 1, 7

R 5)  sc #s 2, 7

R   sc #1

R 9)  sc #1

That's all so far...

That is the early vet scratch list. I will check again closer to post time for more.🧐

[Catalina]

RACE 1   - 1, 5, 3
RACE 2   - 3, 4, 7
RACE 3   - 8, 4, 5
RACE 4   - 1, 2, 5
RACE 5   - 2, 6, 10
RACE 6   - 2, 9, 10
RACE 7   - 6, 4, 1
RACE 8   - 1, 4, 6
RACE 9   - 4, 6, 11

Good luck to all!

[cruzan200246]

R1. 4-8-6
R2. 2-3-4
R3. 2-1-8
R4. 2-8-3
R5. 10-8-9
R6. 11-8-1
R7. 12-9-1
R8. 9-7-6
R9. 8-2-6

[ElPrado]

Scratch list:

R1)   #1 is not a scratch
          #5 is scratched, my mistake

R2)    sc #1, #9

R3)    no scratches

R4)    sc #1, #7

R5)    sc #2, #7

R6)    sc #10

R7)      no scratches

R8)      sc #1

R9)      sc #1, #4, #7, #10, #12

Only 1 screw up this time. 🙄 Must be getting better. 🙃

[RUFFIAN]

                                           
CAT SCRATCH FEVER CHANGE TO R9 
8–6–11–2–5

BAD HUMOR 

HANDFUL OF STRIPES (Tiger Dancer )

THE IMPOSTER (Ruff Interpretation Of Human) 

BLUEGRASS BRONCO (No Thanks = Prefer Jeep) 

[TIGER DANCER]

   

~~RADIANT and RAMBUNCTIOUS @ REMINGTON~~


R-1:  7 - 8 - 2

R-2:  6 - 2 - 10

R-3:  4 - 1 - 3

R-4:  6 - 5 - 8

R-5:  5 - 10 - 11 - 9

R-6:  11 - 4 - 12 - 2

R-7:  7 - 6 - 5 - 3

R-8:  7 - 2 - 6 - 9

R-9:  6 {Handful of Stripes}  2 - 3 - 8
   **IN CIGAR'S DREAMS 

          

[RUFFIAN]

                           

    **MISCHIEVOUS RESULTS** 
           



  GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME
      TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
          COMING TO YOU FROM
REMINGTON PARK ~ OKLAHOMA


             **OUR FEATURE EVENT:
''MIDWEEK-MAYHEM MISCHIEF'' STAKES
       WILL ONE OF THE RUNNERS CAUSE 'MISCHIEF'
            FOR DEFENDING CHAMP ~CATALINA~
               TRYING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY?
           


WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF THUNDER CAT + BLUNNY
        DUE TO UNEXPECTED PERSONAL ISSUES ~
CATALINA WILL HAVE JUST A '6-PACK' OF CHALLENGERS
      TO CAUSE MIDWEEK MAYHEM MISCHIEF!
     


   ''WITH 6 YOU GET EGG ROLL
                WITH 7 YOU GET MISCHIEF''
   


  AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO .......
           


IT IS RUFFIAN TURNING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE EARLY ON
   WITH A TREMENDOUS TURN OF FRISKY FELINE FOOT ~
TIGER DANCER HAS OVERTAKEN THE 'CHEETAH' WITH A
SUPERSONIC SURGE OF SPEED LEADING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
                                             


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


DECIDEDLY DETERMINED TO NOT LET THE 'BIG-CAT-DUO' GET
AWAY WITH 'SUPURRRCILIOUS SHENANIGANS' THIS EARLY
~~ IT IS CIGARSHOP CAPTURING A SHORT 1/2 LENGTH LEAD
    OVER THE 'BIG CAT' FLAMBOYANT-FILLYS AT THE FRONT
~~~~


CRUZAN IS JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND TIGER DANCER + RUFFIAN

     THE REST ARE WAY FAR BACK IN THE EARLY GOING

EL PRADO ~ DUSTY + DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA
WHO IS STRUGGLING WITH THE SAME TRACK SHE HAD
    AN EASY VICTORY RUNNING ON LAST TIME!
       SO, WHAT MAY HAVE CHANGED? NO CLUE YET ...
  UNTIL WE HEAR FROM HER CONNECTIONS LATER


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


A CAPRICIOUS, CALCULATING CIGARSHOP TURNING UP THE HEAT
IS NOW BEING CHALLENGED BY A QUICKLY CLOSING CRUZAN WHO
FLEW RIGHT ON BY THE FRISKY FILLYS IN FRONT TO MOVE INTO 2nd
   
                         


DUSTY ALSO PICKED UP HER PACE TO WITHIN 5 LENGTHS OF CRUZAN

EL PRADO BEGINNING TO STEP UP SPEED NOW MOVING UP
AS RUFFIAN -&- TIGER DANCER STOPPED THEIR 'ROARING'
AND NOW JUST CONTENT TO 'PURRRRRING' WAY FAR BACK

THE 'BIG CAT' DUO NOW IN FRONT OF A LETHARGIC DC --> CATALINA
WHO IS HEADING FOR A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG NEST -&- CAT HOUSE
     UNLESS SOME MAGICAL MAYHEM MIRACLE HAPPENS SOON!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CIGARSHOP NOW STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LEG-WEARYNESS
   AS A CONFIDENT CRUZAN IS CLOSING THE GAP QUICKLY

THESE 2 CONTENTIOUS COLTS SHOWING CREDIBLE CLASS
ARE EASILY AHEAD OF DUSTY -&- EL PRADO WHO ARE NOW
  IN CONTENTION FOR THE 'FLOWERS' & 'THE PRECIOUS'

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA, IS SO FAR BACK
    ALL SHE CAN SEE ARE 6 FRISKY TAILS
DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE AS ANY CHANCE
OF A REPEAT VICTORY WERE GONE FROM THE GATE
                            


   WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD....
CIGARSHOP BACKING UP .... IS STILL
DRAMATICALLY DETERMINED TO HOLD ON

CRUZAN WITH A CONFIDENT CONFRONTATION CLOSING KICK
IS RIGHT AT CIGARSHOP'S TAIL ~ BUT IS IT GONNA BE ENUFF?

THE ANSWER CAME NOT TOO SOON FOR CIGARSHOP
BECAUSE IF THE RACE WERE ANOTHER FEW YARDS ~
THE RESULTS MIGHT HAVE PROVED TO BE DIFFERENT
BUT ALAS, HE HAD SOME EXTRA MOJO WORKING FOR HIM
     


BUT LADY LUCK HEARD CIGARSHOP'S SILENT PLEA
''O PLEASE, LADY LUCK,  LET THE ''MAYHEM MISCHIEF'' BE MINE!''
                    AND SO IT WAS AT THE WIRE


    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                         


1st ~ CIGARSHOP === $51.60
**Smokin From The Start 
Exemplifying Midweek-Mayhem-Mischief!
~KING of MISCHIEF~



2nd ~ CRUZAN === $46.80
*Fast Gate To Wire....
Blurred Vision From Cigar-Smoke
~BRIDESMAID of MISCHIEF~



3rd ~ DUSTY === $33.80
*Never In Contention....
But Had Enuff For Flowers Today
~FLOWERS and MISCHIEF~


4th ~ EL PRADO === $31.90
*Final Furlongs Just Enuff ....
To Steal 'The Precious' Away From Ruffian!
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


RUFFIAN === $31.40
*Where's 'Fitty-Cent' When Ya Need Him?!?



TIGER DANCER === $26.70
*Freaky Fast From Gate~
Roar Into Snooze Later On



{DC} CATALINA === $2.10
*Irony At It's Best As ''HANDFUL OF STRIPES'' = aka Tiger Dancer
Who Ran 3rd For $2.10 -- Denying Catalina A Golden Goose Egg
But she does get a YO-YO MAMA AWARD 
~~~~~

Questionable Consolation: Cat House With Catnip + Chippendales! 




      ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

[Cigarshop]

Quite the honor to have won this event 2 of the last 3 weeks....

Great picturefications & race call

As for you me lady Le Tigre, I'd like to see you in my "office" ASAP

[Dusty]

Congrats Cigarshop! Well done!!!

[Catalina]

Congratulations on winning, Cigarshop!  Great race call and graphics, ladies!