SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/28 *RESULTS* @ SARATOGA

Started by RUFFIAN, July 30, 2018, 09:39:55 AM

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RUFFIAN

     :forruffian:    **NOW POSTED / SCROLL DOWN**

     :lightbulb: SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS UPDATE :lightbulb:
             DUE TO WEEKEND ACTIVITIES ~ aka = FUN
AND EXTENSIVE GRAPHICATION FOR  ''4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP'' STAKES
                                              :chickendance:

THE VERY ENTERTAINING RACE CALL WILL BE
PRESENTED LATER TODAY OR THIS EVENING ~

MOST GOOD THINGS ARE WELL WORTH WAITING FOR
  HOPEFULLY THIS WILL PROVE TO BE ONE OF THEM  :thumbsup:

YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!
                                                   :thanks:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

THUNDER CAT

Well worth waiting for to see the Stumbling, bumbling of Lady Cat tripping the light fantastic.
Lost Springs Ranch

ElPrado

Oh, please, send the video!🤩

RUFFIAN

#3
**SS RESULTS UPDATE FROM TIGER DANCER:

Howdy Gang .... Tiger Dancer here with an update:

The RuffZilla laid down quite a results race call ....
And it's needing and worthy of Extreme Graphicating!!   :thumbsup:
Yours Truly has been sequestered away ....
Working in Secrecy  ... These Paws Dancing across the Keyboard.

However.... There seem to be Techno Gremlins running rampant
around here.  Internet issues, Laptop issues....
It's definitely cramping my style and Twisting my Whiskers!!!  :banghead:
Me Thinks a Gremlin Exorcism is in order.
Someone send a Techno Priest and Pray to the Web Gods.
I hope to have This Production posted later today, but it may be tomorrow.
Just know.... It's in good Paws.  I'm working as fast as possible!!
Thanks for Your Patience and Understanding  :thumbsup:


   :happy:      :thanks:      :happy:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

RUFFIAN

#4
  :forruffian:     **ROCK -N- ROLLIN RESULTS**




GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
      TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
TODAY WE'RE AT SARATOGA FOR
     ~NATIONAL DANCE DAY~

     


HONORING THAT HOLIDAY
  OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE ''4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP'' STAKES

       


      EACH RUNNER'S SILKS WILL DISPLAY
THE DANCE CHOICE THAT THEIR CONNECTIONS
    HAVE DESIGNATED AS -- 'SIGNIFICANT'

DEFENDING CHAMP ~ THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WILL HAVE NINE CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
DUE TO THE LATE SCRATCHES OF BOTH
REAL QUIET -- WHOSE PLANE WAS GROUNDED DUE TO "WEATHER"
AND CIGARSHOP -- WHO IS APPARENTLY STILL IN 'HIBERNATION'
 


WE NOW PRESENT THE '4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP' POST PARADE
        FEATURING THE *DANCE OF CHOICE SILKS*

             



~RUFFIAN~  =  CAPRICIOUS-QUIRKY-CHEETAH-QUIK-STEP



~POST TIME MIKE~  =  CRAFTY-CAJUN~2-STEP



~PEEPTOAD~ = FREAKY-FROGGY-LOVIN-FREESTYLE
               ( * Rumor Has It: Based On A Kermit-Crush!)

   

~DUSTY~  =  CATIRRIFIC-CALIFORNIA-CAN-CAN



~CATALINA~  =  THE WHOLE-KITTEN-CABOODLE-POLKA



~THUNDER CAT~  =  XTREME-ELECTRIC SLIDE
   


{DC}~BLUNNY~  =  SHAKE-YOUR-COTTON-TAIL



~EL PRADO~  =  MADDENING-MACABRE-MACARENA



~CRUZAN~  =  TEMERARIOUS-TEXAS-TRIPLE-STEP



~TIGER DANCER~ =  TERPSICHOREAN-TARANTELLA-TIME-WARP
   


**REAL QUIET'S CONNECTIONS SAID 
THAT IF HE HAD MADE IT TO THE GATE 
    HIS SILKS WOULD DISPLAY A
        ROCK-N-ROLLIN REGGAETON
   


**RAVEN'S CONNECTIONS SAY
   THEY WERE CONSIDERING A
'FLYIN-HIGH-FLYIN-DUTCHMAN' DANCE



     AFTER A ROUSING ROUND OF
A STANDING OVATION BY THE CROWD
WE ARE READY FOR THE 'BIG DANCE'
       



AND THEY'RE OFF IN
            THE '4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP' STAKES ....




EL PRADO LEADS THE WAY FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY 
     A TAUNTING TIME WARPING TIGER DANCER

POST TIME MIKE -&- DUSTY ARE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
     FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT -&- CRUZAN

   IT'S EVEN FARTHER BACK TO A FLUSTERED FOURSOME
WHO ARE SO FAR OUT OF STEP WITH THE REST OF THE FIELD
      RUFFIAN ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ CATALINA
            IN NO BIG HURRY TO TWIST AND SHOUT ... YET!


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


    THINGS HAVE TAKEN A DRAMATIC TURN
AS TIGER DANCER WENT INTO TIME WARP SPEED
   

AND THUNDER CAT WITH AN ELECTRIFYING SLIDE STEP
   HAVE TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE
        LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD
             TWISTIN -&- TURNIN IN THEIR DUST!

IT'S 15 LENGTHS BACK TO POST-TIME-MIKE
JUST 2-STEPPIN ALONG RATHER SPRIGHTLY
FOLLOWED BY EL PRADO ~ CRUZAN ~ DUSTY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS A TARDY TRIO OF:
PEEPTOAD ~ 'FROGGY FREESTYLIN' ....
       MORE LIKE A WALTZ
CRUZAN ~ TEXAS-TRIPLE-STEPPIN ....
      WITH SUPER SLOW STYLE SO FAR
RUFFIAN ~ WHOSE CHEETAH-QUIK-STEP ....
    IS MORE LIKE A CHEETAH-CRAWL

AND WAY FAR BACK IT'S ~ CATALINA
WHOSE KITTEN-CABOODLE-POLKA
    HAS SLOWED DOWN INTO A
PURRTHETIC PACED PURRRR-FORMANCE
   


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


A TENACIOUS TIME WARPING TIGER DANCER
AND AN ELECTRIFYING THUNDER-CAT
       CONTINUE TO DOMINATE

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS BEGINNING TO SHAKE HIS COTTON-TAIL
MOVING UP VERY QUICKLY WITH A HOT-TO-TROT-HIPPITY-HOP

DUSTY IS NEXT BUT HER CAN-CAN IS STARTING TO LOOK A LOT
LIKE A ''CAN'T~CAN'T'' UNLESS SHE CAN 'KICK' INTO ANOTHER GEAR!



POST TIME MIKE'S 'CAJUN-2-STEP'  IS SLOWIN DOWN TO
A 'NOT-2-FAST-STEP'  AFTER A FAIRLY 'HOT-CAJUN' START

CATALINA IS STARTING TO PICK UP HER POLKA PACE
    AS CRUZAN'S 'TEXAS-TRIPLE-STEP' IS
       BACK PEDDLING IN REVERSE MODE

IT'S EVEN FARTHER BACK TO PEEPTOAD
  WHOSE 'FREESTYLE' IS FADING
      INTO A FATIGUED-FROGGY-FINISH

AND TRAILING THE FIELD IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS RUFFIAN
WHOSE 'CAPRICIOUS-CHEETAH-QUIK-STEP' HAS TURNED INTO
  A 'CALAMITOUS-CATASTROPHIC-CLUELESS' STEP
         


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


THE BIG CATS IN COMMAND BY LEAPS -&- BOUNDS
     TIGER DANCER -&- THUNDER CAT
            ROARING TOWARDS THE WIRE

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD EXPLODES WITH AN EVEN LOUDER ROAR

ALL EYES ARE LOOKING BACK TOWARDS THE LATE RUNNING CLOSERS
WHO ARE STARTING TO FIND THEIR BEST DANCE MOVES WITH AN
AMAZING TURN OF HOOF IN A FRENZIED FEARLESS FIGHT TO THE FINISH

BLUNNY + EL PRADO WITH A CREATIVE CAPTIVATING COMBINATION
   OF  A 'COTTON-TAIL-SHAKIN-MACARENA' DANCE -- IN TANDEM
ARE SOARING PAST ALL IN THEIR WAY WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD

THE BIG CATS AT THE FRONT ARE ALL OUT
   AS TIGER DANCER AND THUNDER CAT
        DESPERATELY TRYING TO HOLD OFF THE
CONFIDENT CONFRONTATIONAL CHALLENGERS CHASING THEM
ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK LEG WEARY AFTER
A DYNAMIC-N-DARING DANCE TO GLORY IS FADING FAST

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET WITH A SHOCKED REACTION
AS WHAT HAD LOOKED LIKE A 'SURE-THING-DEAD-HEAT-PHOTO'
     OF A NEW VERSION OF 'BIG-CAT-DIARY'
          TIGER DANCER + THUNDER CAT
NOW WITNESSING THE BIGGEST UPSET IN RECENT MEMORY!

     EL PRADO WITH ONE FINAL MACARENA MOVE
HAS DANCED HER WAY RIGHT INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE


**PHOTO FINISH FOR 2nd - 3rd - 4th**
 


THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' ALMOST HOPPING TO A REPEAT VICTORY
   STILL SHOOK HIS COTTON TAIL ENOUGH TO PASS
THE TENACIOUS TEMPESTUOUS TWOSOME AT THE WIRE!

BY A BIG-CAT-WHISKER, THUNDER CAT EDGES TIGER DANCER
    TO PLAY AMONGST THE FLOWERS
AND TIGER DANCER, IN DEEP DEPRESSION OF A LAST-MOMENT-LOSS
STILL MANAGES TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' AS SMALL CONSOLATION

     SO THE "4-STEP-QUIK-STEP STAKES" IS WON WITH A
MONUMENTAL MAGNIFICENT MACARENA MOVE BY EL PRADO
       


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
   

1st ~ EL PRADO === $95.40
*Macarena Magick ~ Plus A Yo-Yo-Mama Award!
(Last In Previous Race To Winner Circle Today)
~WINNER~


2nd ~ {DC}BLUNNY === $69.70
*Shook His Cotton Tail With A Fluffy Flourish Finish
~BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $67.70
*Electrifying-Slide Sensation Gate To Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $66.30
*Tenacious Tarantella But Time Warped Into 4th
~RING THIEF~
           


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


DUSTY === $44.80
*Can-Can Just Couldn't

POST TIME MIKE === $38.00
*Cajun-2-Step Not As Cajun-Spicy In 2nd Half

CATALINA === $35.30
*Kitten-Caboodle-Polka ~  Purrred Instead of Roared

CRUZAN === $26.40
*Texas-Triple-Step Turned Into A Texas-Slow-Step

PEEPTOAD === $24.00
*Her Freaky-Froggy-FreeStyle ~ Ultimately Flatlined ...


RUFFIAN === $16.10
*The Capricious-Quirky-Cheetah-Quik-Step
        Quickly Became Snooze-Fest



WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM SARATOGA
AND A WISH THAT YOUR DANCE OF LIFE IS FILLED WITH
         MANY QUIK STEPS OF JOY AND HAPPINESS!
         
    :happy:      :rhrse:      :happy:

~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~



MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

PostTimeMike

Good form El Prado!!! Welcome back to the track and especially the Winner's Circle"!!! Impressive run!!!

My "Cajun Two Step" transformed into a "Bayou Teche Waltz"!! Kept tripping over my hooves!!!

Another outstanding entry by Lady Cat and Tiger Dancer!! Worth the wait!!!

Until next time....see ya'll in the Starting Gate!!!!

Dusty

Congrats ElPrado!  And wowza to the Graphics and call!
May they run with the wind

Catalina

Congratulations to El Prado on winning the 4-hoof quick step stakes. And what a race call, what fabulous graphics!  THANK YOU, Miz Ruffian, Miz Tiger Dancer!

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