MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND

[ElPrado]

And you didn't even mention hurricanes!

Which is ok. Tampa hasn't had a direct hit since 1929. And that one crossed the state before it got here.

Tampa Bay shoves them away from the mouth of the bay. St Pete can be hit bad, but the storm doesn't do as much damage in Tampa as you would think. St Pete is at the mouth of the bay. Tampa Bay has three rivers shoving them away. The center does not come over Tampa. I've managed to make believers of several weathermen.

[ElPrado]

Keep your raincoat handy, Catalina! Hopefully you won't need a swimsuit!

[RUFFIAN]

          **MM BOTS RESULTS**




    GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
           TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @
KEENELAND RACE TRACK IN KENTUCKY


OUR RACE CALL IS BEING PRESENTED BY --> RUFF-ZILLA
             ROARING ON IN TO REPLACE CRUZAN
ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED TO ANNOUNCE TODAY'S EVENT

THE FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                      **FILLY KITTYS  -VS-   COLT DOGS**



DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO
  WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY ROMP!

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE
     READY TO BATTLE THE 'GENDER-GAME'




           AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO .....
 


        8 AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
AS BLUNNY STALLED EXITING THE GATE

RUFFIAN & DUSTY OFF WITH A SHORT LEAD, QUICKLY JOINED
              BY CATALINA + TIGER DANCER
BUT ~  THESE 4 FRISKY FILLYS DON'T HOLD THE LEAD VERY LONG


     ~~HEADING INTO THE TURN~~


IT'S SUDDENLY DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO & CRUZAN
       WITH AN EXPLOSIVE SURGE OF SPEED
ZOOMING ON BY TO TAKE THE LEAD ~ JOINING CATALINA
     AFTER RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY & TIGER DANCER
  FAILED TO SUSTAIN THEIR EARLY MOMENTUM ~

THIS TENACIOUS TRIO LEAD THE WAY BY 10 LENGTHS


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IT'S NOW CATALINA OUT ALONE,  WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAD

EL PRADO & CRUZAN RUNNING WITH GOOD ENERGY ARE
8 LENGTHS BACK ~ FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST WHO ARE SHOWING
LITTLE SIGNS OF SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


IT'S A CONFIDENT CATALINA LEADING THE WAY

EL PRADO & CRUZAN, NECK & NECK ARE NEXT, 10 LENGTHS BACK

TIGER DANCER STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP IS ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS
            BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO ~

CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY AWAKENED, TO JOIN DUSTY
  BUT THIS DAWDLING DUO IS STILL FAR BACK

BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT ARE IN ANOTHER
TIME ZONE DOING THE TURTLE-TEMP0-TRIO-TANGO!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


A CALCULATING CAREFREE CATALINA CLEARLY SHOWING
HER FEARLESS FESTIVE FILLY NATURE WITH NO CHALLENGER
        EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO CAUSE CONCERN

IT'S AN ENERGIZED EL PRADO, TRYING HER BEST TO CLOSE
THE HUGE GAP IN AN EFFORT TO REPEAT ~ BUT THE CHANCE
OF THAT IS QUICKLY FADING AS CATALINA HAS SUDDENLY
ROARED WITH YET ANOTHER SUPER SIZZLING SURGE OF SPEED

THE FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY IS MAKING A MOCKERY
OUT OF THE RACE NOW, PUTTING ON A DEMONSTRATION
OF POWER AND AWESOME AUTHORITY AS SHE HEADS TO
THE WIRE ~ WALLOWING IN FLAWLESS FILLY BOTS GLORY!

CRUZAN IS STAYING RIGHT WITH EL PRADO AS THESE 2
        BATTLE FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

TIGER DANCER, DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM
     IS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THE FLOWERS
       BUT EASILY WILL STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'



**CONGRATS TO CATALINA ON HER BIG WIN 
           AND BODACIOUS BOTS VICTORY

 



    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ CATALINA === $91.00
*Dynamic Display Of Ferocious Filly Power
~WINNER / QUEEN-BRIDE~


2nd ~ {DC}EL PRADO ==== $55.00
*Good Effort .... But No One
Was Gonna Catch The Fast Filly In Front
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ CRUZAN === $54.60
*When $.40 Makes A Difference!
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $44.80
*Steals The Precious ~ Not Enuff 'Tony-Tiger' In Da Tank
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $27.20



DUSTY === $25.00



BLUNNY === $14.40



RUFFIAN === $9.60
*Having A 'Hissy-Fit' Over Losing The Cat House Key By $3.80
 


THUNDER CAT === $5.80
*Heading To The Cat House, For A Bodacious Buffet Of Catnip
  And Charismatic Chippendales = The Dancers Not The Chipmunks!
~~~


WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM THE BLUEGRASS OF KENTUCKY
   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME


  ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

[Cigarshop]

Quite the effort from Catalina.... very well done

The pictures & words wonderful as usual

[Dusty]

Congrats Catalina!!!!! Nicely done

[Catalina]

Thanks for the applause, Cigarshop and Dusty!

Great race call and graphics, mesdames!