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Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on October 14, 2018, 11:19:32 AM

Title: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
Post by: RUFFIAN on October 14, 2018, 11:19:32 AM
                     CONGRATS TO EL PRADO   :celebrate:

THE FEISTY FRISKY FAST FILLY SAVED HER ''PASSING-GEAR''
   UNTIL SHE NEEDED IT TO HIT THE WIRE WITH PIZZAZZ
      WINNING THE ''HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-QRFUFFL''  STAKES

                 {IRONIC THAT A 'FILLY-FELINE'
   WINS A STAKES HONORING A POMERANIAN!}
                                  :puppykisses:

     :lightbulb: VENUE CHOICE:  KEENELAND  :lightbulb:
                FEATURE EVENT:  TBA

POST TIMES:  1:05 ET// 12:05 CT // 11:05 MT // 10:05 PT

                          *** SCOREKEEPER ***

                     IN THE DOG HOUSE ~ CRUZAN
THE CRAFTY CLEVER COLT SEEMS 'DOGGEDLY' DETERMINED
             TO WIN THE 2018 DOG HOUSE AWARD!
                                    :puppykisses:

IF FOR ANY REASON, CRUZAN IS UNABLE TO
    FIND HIS CALCULATOR + SHARPIE PEN ~

THE ''RUFFZILLA'' SHALL ADD A PURRSNICKETY PAW
           TO ROAR THE RACE CALL RESULTS ~
                                 :evil:

   RULES ARE ON MENU
TIZ WISE TO TAKE A BITE
SO WHY RISK SEEING = D.Q.               
THEN POUT + WHINE ALL NITE!
                   :flaming:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: RUFFIAN on October 16, 2018, 12:13:59 PM
                               :forruffian:

:evil:  CANTANKEROUS ~ CONVOLUTED & CLUELESS @ KEENELAND   :evil:

R1 = 5  12  9  1  4
SMOKIN ASH {AshAvAri}
TALK GAME {A Gemini Trait}
SUMMER LOVIN

R2 =  6  5  7  1  4
MY PEEPS
WHAT WHAT
RADIANT RITHM

R3 = 7  9  6  8  1
MERLINS SONG
FAKE SOLUTION {Tale Of The CAT}
COWBOY'S DREAM

R4 = 4  14-AE  10  8  3
SOARING NOW
AE) BLAME THE DREAM
NATIVE WAHOO

R5 = 1  8  4  2  7
CAPITAL LETTERS   :thumbsup:
*Just Because 1 Person Declares: Caps =  Shout
I DON'T AGREE ~ ACCEPT ~ OR FOLLOW ALONG LIKE THE SHEEP  :mallet:    :raspberry:

VAPOR MAN {Smoke Glacken: A Fave Sire!}
DISCREETNESS  {Discreet CAT}

R6 = 4  7  9  2  1
LINBURGH'S  KITTEN (JOY)   :forruffian:
TOTALLY BOSS  {LAYLA}
SAVAGE BATTLE

R7 = 9  4  2  7  8
MIDNIGHT KARMA
SYLLABLE
THUNDEROUS GEM

R8 = 1  11  3  4  2
YOUR DECISION NOT MINE
SEKONDI
GOSTIS BE HERE
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: Dusty on October 16, 2018, 02:58:06 PM
Getting them in early!!!

1. 1/6/9
2. 4/5/6
3. 6/8/10
4. 4/3/1
5. 3/6/10
6. 7/10/5
7. 9/10/5
8. 5/9/1


Good LUCK ALL!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 16, 2018, 07:43:47 PM
1)  7  1  10  11 

2)  4  1  5  6

3)   4  6  7  11

4)   4  8  7  3 

5)   7  3  5  6

6)   8  4  2. 9

7)   7  5  4  9

8)   5  2  9  3


There! I remembered to do my picks!  I'm gonna have some ice cream! :lightbulb:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 08:46:50 AM
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for with bated breath!

CHANGES!!!

R 1)  #1,  and  #10  scratched

R 2)  #4, and #6  scratched

R 3)  # 3... first start as gelding
         #7,  #12,  #14,  #15,  #16  scratched

R 4)  #1,  #12,  #13,  #15   scratched

R 5)  #4  scratched

R 7)  #7  scratched

R 8)  #8 first start as gelding
         #9,  #11,  #12  scratched

So, aside from 2 which can no longer keep the barns awake all night looking for love🤪, are your absentee runners. Now, you get to look for replacements to your picks.🧐
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: Cigarshop on October 17, 2018, 09:24:16 AM
Sadly many of my picks were scratched, here are my picks
12:24 PM EST posted

1st:   11
2nd:  1
3rd:   2
4th:   3
5th:   3
6th:   2
7th:   7
8th:   2
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: Catalina on October 17, 2018, 09:34:08 AM
RACE 1   - 7, 4, 2
RACE 2   - 7, 1, 3
RACE 3   - 4, 6, 10
RACE 4   - 12, 5, 4
RACE 5   - 10, 9, 2
RACE 6   - 5, 2, 10
RACE 7   - 10, 2, 1
RACE 8   - 3, 7, 5

Good luck to all!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: THUNDER CAT on October 17, 2018, 09:45:01 AM
Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 10, 11, 2
2 -- 5, 2, 3
3 -- 6, 8, 1
4 -- 6, 3, 7
5 -- 9, 6, 3
6 -- 4, 6, 2
7 -- 9, 10, 7
8 -- 3, 5, 2

Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: cruzan200246 on October 17, 2018, 09:54:30 AM
R1. 11-2-9
R2. 2-5-7
R3. 4-8-9
R4. 4-9-1
R5. 5-10-3
R6. 9-5-10
R7. 9-10-7
R8. 10-5-2
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: TIGER DANCER on October 17, 2018, 10:03:12 AM
(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.8kIkiIw6K9Acri5jh18FDgHaFC&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)

~~KICKIN IT UP @ KEENELAND~~


R-1:  4 - 9 - 3

R-2:  7 - 1 - 5

R-3:  9 - 8 - 6 - 2

R-4:  6 - 8 - 4

R-5:  9 - 8 - 6 - 7

R-6:  6 - 4 - 8 - 7

R-7:  6 - 7 - 9

R-8:  8 - 2 - 3
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: blunny on October 17, 2018, 10:03:56 AM
Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 --  11, 4, 6
2 -- 2, 1, 3
3 -- 9, 6, 2
4 -- 2, 9, 7
5 -- 7, 6, 9
6 -- 2, 6, 7
7 -- 7, 10, 9
8 -- 3, 5, 8
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
Anyone living in the upper plains, you had better go find your long John's! Old Man Winter is already here!👻
Temps in the 60's at Keeneland today.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: Catalina on October 17, 2018, 10:55:47 AM
Quote from: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
Anyone living in the upper plains, you had better go find your long John's! Old Man Winter is already here!👻
Temps in the 60's at Keeneland today. 

No kidding.  San Antonio, TX was in the upper forties/low fifties on Monday. And not a great deal warmer since.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 12:06:14 PM
You need to move to Tampa.
Temp is 91° at 3:05 PM.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: RUFFIAN on October 17, 2018, 12:16:58 PM
                                        :forruffian:
{EP} "You need to move to Tampa... Temp is 91° at 3:05 PM"
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Along with Horrific Humidity  that can drop a dragon    :flaming:
Which is why you don't see any in Florida

Let's not forget the 3 inch flying roaches      :OMG:

The Noise - Traffic - Fleas On Pets   :evil:

BEEN THERE ~ ~ ~ DONE THAT!
Which is why I am in Colorado!    :girlkiss:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 12:32:11 PM
And you didn't even mention hurricanes!

Which is ok. Tampa hasn't had a direct hit since 1929. And that one crossed the state before it got here.

Tampa Bay shoves them away from the mouth of the bay. St Pete can be hit bad, but the storm doesn't do as much damage in Tampa as you would think. St Pete is at the mouth of the bay. Tampa Bay has three rivers shoving them away. The center does not come over Tampa. I've managed to make believers of several weathermen.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 @ KEENELAND
Post by: ElPrado on October 17, 2018, 12:36:33 PM
Keep your raincoat handy, Catalina! Hopefully you won't need a swimsuit!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
Post by: RUFFIAN on October 19, 2018, 03:18:15 AM
    :forruffian:      **MM BOTS RESULTS**

(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/keeneland-race-course-picture-id615919016?k=6&m=615919016&s=612x612&w=0&h=ClEZ5YkFtXXfofPC5UaHfZ16rU9RStvM2AdnBuZ4DHI=)


    GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
           TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @
KEENELAND RACE TRACK IN KENTUCKY



OUR RACE CALL IS BEING PRESENTED BY --> RUFF-ZILLA
             ROARING ON IN TO REPLACE CRUZAN
ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED TO ANNOUNCE TODAY'S EVENT

THE FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                      **FILLY KITTYS  -VS-   COLT DOGS**
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCWfdClLTYwp0EU-Q-FzCH85TMYjpTbgQinvr8DqKicBnBc41sUw) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxyQjiv8G_u_VnAukvcVm6WBXdI_Dx8VXdnNYzMZvM5ry93bRN)


DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO
  WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY ROMP!

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE
     READY TO BATTLE THE 'GENDER-GAME'
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQY_fr400lY5GRgFXPR1X30vf9kdUfjvlAXgukBESZ-co-U9xHw)



           AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO .....
  (https://looseonthelead.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/keeneland-race-course.jpg)


        8 AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
AS BLUNNY STALLED EXITING THE GATE

RUFFIAN & DUSTY OFF WITH A SHORT LEAD, QUICKLY JOINED
              BY CATALINA + TIGER DANCER
BUT ~  THESE 4 FRISKY FILLYS DON'T HOLD THE LEAD VERY LONG


     ~~HEADING INTO THE TURN~~


IT'S SUDDENLY DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO & CRUZAN
       WITH AN EXPLOSIVE SURGE OF SPEED
ZOOMING ON BY TO TAKE THE LEAD ~ JOINING CATALINA
     AFTER RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY & TIGER DANCER
  FAILED TO SUSTAIN THEIR EARLY MOMENTUM ~

THIS TENACIOUS TRIO LEAD THE WAY BY 10 LENGTHS


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IT'S NOW CATALINA OUT ALONE,  WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAD

EL PRADO & CRUZAN RUNNING WITH GOOD ENERGY ARE
8 LENGTHS BACK ~ FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST WHO ARE SHOWING
LITTLE SIGNS OF SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


IT'S A CONFIDENT CATALINA LEADING THE WAY

EL PRADO & CRUZAN, NECK & NECK ARE NEXT, 10 LENGTHS BACK

TIGER DANCER STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP IS ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS
            BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO ~

CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY AWAKENED, TO JOIN DUSTY
  BUT THIS DAWDLING DUO IS STILL FAR BACK

BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT ARE IN ANOTHER
TIME ZONE DOING THE TURTLE-TEMP0-TRIO-TANGO!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


A CALCULATING CAREFREE CATALINA CLEARLY SHOWING
HER FEARLESS FESTIVE FILLY NATURE WITH NO CHALLENGER
        EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO CAUSE CONCERN

IT'S AN ENERGIZED EL PRADO, TRYING HER BEST TO CLOSE
THE HUGE GAP IN AN EFFORT TO REPEAT ~ BUT THE CHANCE
OF THAT IS QUICKLY FADING AS CATALINA HAS SUDDENLY
ROARED WITH YET ANOTHER SUPER SIZZLING SURGE OF SPEED

THE FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY IS MAKING A MOCKERY
OUT OF THE RACE NOW, PUTTING ON A DEMONSTRATION
OF POWER AND AWESOME AUTHORITY AS SHE HEADS TO
THE WIRE ~ WALLOWING IN FLAWLESS FILLY BOTS GLORY!

CRUZAN IS STAYING RIGHT WITH EL PRADO AS THESE 2
        BATTLE FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

TIGER DANCER, DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM
     IS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THE FLOWERS
       BUT EASILY WILL STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xd1Utp_TIJg/WMowPk-3GzI/AAAAAAAAQbk/9VJ-DgTKZ5Y_Ajdnvl1ztTrEELJiONKGQCLcB/s1600/7fe494ad603f.gif)
**CONGRATS TO CATALINA ON HER BIG WIN  :celebrate:
           AND BODACIOUS BOTS VICTORY


(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFJoEGWm3N9fHi85L-8iH2UEUG-5JUUswj2153TyRuSkjyH0DxUQ)  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv6HstB_bsmKpMYUHqnahlLKs2jbbhCPZFN9cxucE4Hs5_yv6l)



    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ CATALINA === $91.00
*Dynamic Display Of Ferocious Filly Power
(https://i.pinimg.com/170x/6f/96/50/6f9650412dcd61488e3641c4a5899297--beautiful-bride-funny-animals.jpg) ~WINNER / QUEEN-BRIDE~


2nd ~ {DC}EL PRADO ==== $55.00
*Good Effort .... But No One
Was Gonna Catch The Fast Filly In Front
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQDcgcudBHTw9wzmYeDDoW3Ll18kE6TbQQHYzVARMKlfYaAvVUTg) ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ CRUZAN === $54.60
*When $.40 Makes A Difference!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHZI12vbY_HLfvt3wPRGUjgErrOxetfjoK-MB1B6OUWbMB2KTT4w) ~FLOWER-BEARER~ (http://skynew.it/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/g3gg-310x165.jpg)


4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $44.80
*Steals The Precious ~ Not Enuff 'Tony-Tiger' In Da Tank
(http://www.personalizedbrides.com/sc_images/products/cubbiesTigerRingBearer_tn.jpg) ~RING-THIEF~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2JD2CPNR4Ow7avJCnzI6UcRDvn-dbMXKOkCdJK4so-GR3Cv2l)


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $27.20
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRx9TAcBPpfeQFHnnpcu0iXOMrgHW_q8usy_P3FD2XtAWlUDiiF)


DUSTY === $25.00
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fe/51/3b/fe513b52fed82050203994341874beb6--hard-days-kitty-cats.jpg)


BLUNNY === $14.40
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fa/55/ff/fa55ffc6541dbc88473cc57466d022cc--root-vegetables-carrots.jpg)


RUFFIAN === $9.60
*Having A 'Hissy-Fit' Over Losing The Cat House Key By $3.80
(https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/alula_auburn/5410326/329872/329872_300.jpg)  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfP55ciCxDIUhAvLRpkz3zr680aghaYfBC7XfTNQdIGfKfkiIo)


THUNDER CAT === $5.80
*Heading To The Cat House, For A Bodacious Buffet Of Catnip
  And Charismatic Chippendales = The Dancers Not The Chipmunks!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/18/a8/d2/18a8d2e601eb7191e69bcae2f9bb3787--mafia-norwegian-forest-cat.jpg) ~~~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqTrvVakKXd117H6UVJK8MxSyevQAcTfKPMNdlXPBXuM_FEQYb)


WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM THE BLUEGRASS OF KENTUCKY
   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME


  ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
(http://www.beytoote.com/images/stories/news/94/picday/12/01-17-03.jpg)




Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
Post by: Cigarshop on October 19, 2018, 04:55:26 AM
Quite the effort from Catalina.... very well done

The pictures & words wonderful as usual
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
Post by: Dusty on October 19, 2018, 11:00:09 AM
Congrats Catalina!!!!! Nicely done
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/17 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
Post by: Catalina on October 19, 2018, 07:03:46 PM
Thanks for the applause, Cigarshop and Dusty!

Great race call and graphics, mesdames!