MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: *** RESULTS *** ~ 7/17 @ INDIANA GRAND

[RUFFIAN]

                                                 

                GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                 TODAY OUR RACE WILL BE RUN  AT INDIANA GRAND

                      THE FEATURE EVENT = BOTS   
                                  BATTLE OF THE SEXES
              FERVENT FEISTY FILLYS VS: CAGEY CLEVER COLTS

       WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WILL HAVE 7 CALCULATING CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER COLOSSAL CRUISE TO THE WIRE!

                    THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE

          AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN  THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES

     IT'S A COLT DUO OF CIGARSHOP & CRUZAN OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
                                                           
                           
ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT JUST A LENGTH BACK
                                 

                    THE ENERGIZER- BLUNNY IS NEXT,
WITH A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY, GAINING GROUND QUICKLY

            TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
                  3 FLUSTERED FILLYS AT THE BACK
                  DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN
                                         

                      OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

           CIGARSHOP HAS BROKEN AWAY FROM THE FIELD
LEAVING THE REST IN A HAZEY SMOKE OF 'CATCH-ME-IF-U-CAN!'
                                 

THE CONFIDENT COMPETENT COLT IS RUNNING ALONE ON THE LEAD
                         ABOUT 20 LENGTHS IN FRONT
                                         

IT'S A CONNIVING COLT TRIO NEXT ALL TRYING TO CATCH CIGARSHOP
            THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN

WHERE ARE ALL THE FILLYS?  DID THEY FORGET ITS A BOTS DAY?
                                       

                 THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

CIGARSHOP PUTTING ON A DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF POWER
       MORE LIKE AN EXHIBITION THAN A COMPETITION!
                                   

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS PUTTING PRESSURE ON THE LEADER
          NOW SHIFTING INTO HIGH-BATTERY-ENERGIZER-MODE,
                GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY BLUNNY STRIDE!

SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWN AS DUSTY AWAKENED
REALIZING BOTS GLORY WAS ON THE LINE, MOVING UP THE RAIL
                         FINALLY A FILLY IN THE RACE!
                                     

             AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

CIGARSHOP STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY & VULNERABLE
AFTER SETTING SIZZLING FRACTIONS IN THE FIRST HALF
     NOW BEGINNING TO LOSE GROUND AND BACK UP
                                   

BLUNNY TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS TURN OF EVENTS
IS ACCELERATING WITH A FULLY CHARGED ENERGIZER-BATTERY
      GAINING GROUND ON THE TIRING FRONT RUNNER

                    THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
       BLUNNY IS WITHIN A LENGTH OF THE LEADER
                 BUT THE WIRE IS WITHIN SIGHT
                                    

CAN THE CAPABLE COLT ON THE LEAD HAVE ENUFF LEFT
OR CAN THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HOP ON BY TO GLORY?

THE ANSWER CAME AS CIGARSHOP WITH ONE FINAL 'SMOKIN'
SURGE OF SPEED CROSSES THE WIRE IN A GRAND GATE TO WIRE
       EXHIBITION OF CLASS, CONFIDENCE & DETERMINATION
                   BOTS GLORY GOES TO THE COLTS
                                       
                   
BLUNNY WITH CONFIDENCE & COMPETENCE OF HIS OWN IS 2nd
             DUSTY WITH A LATE RECALCITRANT RUN IS 3rd
        AND A SURPRISING DEAD HEAT FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
                           ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT

              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$   

              {{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CAT-IN-CHARGE }}
              BECAUSE CAT + CATNIP + CALCULATORS = UH OH!

                         OBJECTIONS TO = [email protected]

CIGARSHOP = $77.90   
*An Irish Fairy Flutters Overhead!
Gate To Wire BOTS Glory For The Colts

BLUNNY = $67.50
*So Close But Not Close Enuff! Bridesmaid Gown For The Bunny 

DUSTY = $52.70
*Saves 'Face' For Filly Shut-Out Catching The 'Bodacious Bouquet'   

ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT = $48.10
*Share The Shire Journey To Steal 'The Precious'   

RUFFIAN = $42
{42 = Answer To Life, The Universe & Everything: HitchHiker Guide To Galaxy}

{{DC}}  CRUZAN = $39

TIGER DANCER = $5.50
*SO CLOSE TO A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!   
Cat House Awaits With Meow Mix, Catnip, Calculator & Chippendales

WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE JOURNEY HOME
                       

[Cigarshop]

there must be a scoring error, I just don't win events anymore
maybe my surgery (I got gelded last weekend) has bought out a new focus for me
as always it's an honor to win any event in here

very timely posting of results & creative race call

[Roamin]

Nice win Cigarshop

[Dusty]

Congrats Cigarshop!!!!