SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 1/19 *RESULTS* @ FAIR GROUNDS

[RUFFIAN]

     **BRAINY RESULTS**


   
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
     TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
            AT THE FAIR GROUNDS


JANUARY 19th IS ~ ''GOOD MEMORY DAY''
             
   HONORING THIS HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE ''BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT'' STAKES
         

TRY TO REMEMBER THE GREAT FORM YOU HAD WHEN WINNING 

DEFENDING CHAMP ~DUSTY~ WILL BE DOING HER BEST
      TO RECALL HER WINNING EFFORT LAST TIME,
SO HER 10 CONNIVING CHALLENGERS WILL BE UNABLE
  TO PREVENT A VICTORY DANCE IN THE PENTHOUSE!

THE EXCITED, EXUBERANT  ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
               


AND THEY'RE OFF IN
                    THE ''BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT'' STAKES!



    IT'S A FAIRLY SLUGGISHLY SLOW START
       WITH A TENTATIVE TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT LEAD ...
THUNDER CAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN BLUNNY -&- CRUZAN

DUSTY IS NEXT ALONG WITH CIGARSHOP
     AS THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE         
MOVING ALONG LIKE A SLEW O' SNAILS!
             


   ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


WHAT BEGAN AS A TURTLE TEMPO TRAILING CONTEST ~
NOW HAS TURNED INTO A TORRID TEMPO TRACK EVENT
LED BY DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, 3 LENGTHS AHEAD OF
    POST TIME MIKE ~ AND A SMOKIN-HOT CIGARSHOP

THESE 3 HAVE EMERGED OUT OF THE TURN
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAD OVER THE REST!

IT'S AT LEAST 13 LENGTHS BACK TO
CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER

ANOTHER BIG GAP TO THE SUPURR-SLOW-SNAIL BRIGADE OF
         RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO ~ PEEPTOAD & CATALINA

THESE FOUR FINICKY, FRUSTRATED FUSSY FILLYS ARE
SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF INTEREST IN RUNNING!


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, HAVING THINGS GOING ALL HER
OWN WAY WITH A PERSISTENT POST TIME MIKE & A CONFIDENT
    CIGARSHOP CHASING THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY'S TAIL!

THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' FINALLY FOUND HIS BRAIN CELLS
ALERTING HIS MEMORY TO THE DAYS OF A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY
AS HE IS MOVING UP QUICKLY NOW ALONG WITH TIGER DANCER

PEEPTOAD, THUNDER CAT & EL PRADO ALSO FINALLY FOUND
SOME 'MEMORY OF SPEED' BRAIN CELLS FOLLOWED BY A
LETHARGIC RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY FORGOT TO AWAKEN
            HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' BACK AT THE BARN

CATALINA IS SNOOZIN ALONG AT THE BACK IN  NO HURRY AT ALL
POSSIBLY CONSIDERING THE CHARISMATIC CAT HOUSE WITH
   MEOW MIX ~ CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES WAITING FOR HER!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


          DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY LEADS THE WAY
STAYING WELL AHEAD OF POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP,
   HEADING TO WHAT LOOKS TO BE A REPEAT VICTORY ~

POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP, LOCKED IN A BATTLE FOR
THE BODACIOUS BRIDESMAID AWARD ~ VS: THE BOUQUET

BLUNNY IS NEXT LOOKING AT WHAT MAY BE YET ANOTHER
               GOLDEN RING aka ''THE PRECIOUS''   ~
HIS 'PRECIOUS' LOOKING LIKE A SURE THING BECAUSE
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE CLOSEST CHALLENGERS

11 LENGTHS BACK TO CRUZAN, TIGER DANCER, PEEPTOAD
THUNDER CAT & EL PRADO WHO ARE ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS
AHEAD OF A RECALCITRANT RUFFIAN & A CLUELESS CATALINA
AS THESE 2 FATIGUED FILLYS ARE JUST MEANDERING ALONG
A DETERMINED ... DYNAMIC DUSTY 
  ON HER WAY TO A REPEAT WIN
AND A PURRRFECT PENTHOUSE PARTY
    CROSSING THE WIRE WITH A
       DAZZLING BY DAYLIGHT VICTORY
GOES FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT NEXT TIME 

POST TIME MIKE HOLDS OFF CIGARSHOP
        FOR A BRIDESMAID AWARD
  CIGARSHOP CATCHING THE BOUQUET
BLUNNY, YET AGAIN, AVOIDING GOLLUM ...
            STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'


   $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
IN THE 'BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT' STAKES


1st ~ {DC}DUSTY === $73.60
*Determined From The Start ~ Defiant At The Wire!
Brain Cell Alert On HIGH To Repeat Her Winning Ways
~WINNER / QUEEN of the BAYOU~


2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $66.80
*Excellent Effort
~BRIDESMAID / PURRRTY IN PEACOCK~


3rd ~ CIGARSHOP === $62.30
*Smokin-Hot @ Start, Slowed Down In 2nd Half
~FETCHER OF FLOWERS~


4th ~ BLUNNY === $43.70
*Just Enuff To OutSmart That Gollum To Steal 'The Precious' AGAIN!
  Someone Needs To Check His Pedigree For Shire Connections!
~RING-THIEF~

     
     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CRUZAN === $38.40

TIGER DANCER === $35.40

PEEPTOAD === $31.30

THUNDER CAT === $29.30

EL PRADO === $24.80

RUFFIAN === $17.60
*CatLike Chagrin At Being Shut Out Of The Cat House!

CATALINA === $10.40
*Heading To The Colossal Cat House For Some Tasty Tidbits:
Catnip -&- Fancy Feast With Chippendale Dancers For Feline Frolic
         



WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAIR GROUNDS FAREWELL
     WISHING ALL AN IMPROVED MEMORY OF JOY
                 AND FOR SOME, 'KITTEN'S JOY'
   


   ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

             

[Cigarshop]

way to go Dusty..... I hope you get your three peat next week

Great call & graphics

[peeptoad]

   that was a great race call! I have awesome memories of my great form, but I keep failing... maybe. Oops! I forgot! That cat nip ain't helping either! 

Congrats Dusty!