MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 10/31 *SPOOKTACULAR #2 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK

[cruzan200246]

R1. 2-4-7
R2. 12-1-8
R3. 7-3-8
R4. 7-6-2
R5. 8-1-2
R6. 12-3-7
R7. 10-6-2
R8. 10-1-2
R9. 4-1-7

[RUFFIAN]

EQUIBASE ENTRY
            REMINGTON PARK IS CENTRAL TIME. 
                                    7:07 CT (NOT ET)


SCRATCHES & CHANGES
VIEW ALL RACES

Race #   Purse   Race Type   Distance   Surface   Starters   Est. Post   Entries Plus
Race 1   $9,350   Claiming   1 Mile 70 Yards   Dirt   8   7:07 PM   FREE
Race 2   $9,350   Claiming   6 Furlongs   Dirt   12   7:37 PM   FREE


                  PER DRF...SHOWS RACE #1 @ 8:07 ***ET***

Remington Park
Chance Rain Showers Precip: 53% High: 53°F | Low: 43°F

Race 1  Post: 8:07 PM ET Dirt <==== ***


1 Mile 70 Yards | Fillies and Mares | 3 Year Olds And Up | CLAIMING : $5,000 | PURSE: $9,350
Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta (.50 Cent Minimum) Superfecta (.10 Cent Minimum) / Pick 5 (Races 1-5) (.50 Cent Minimum)
RACE INFO
ANALYSIS & PICKS

[cruzan200246]

THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MUCH CONFUSIONS HERE.
REMINGTON CONTEST SHOWS 37 MINUTES BEFORE RACE 1 AND THEY HAVE IT LISTED AS :
Closing at 31 Oct 2018 07:37pm EDT
Current Entries: 1355
I'M DONE

[Catalina]

RACE 1   - 6, 4, 1, 3
RACE 2   - 12, 3, 4, 7
RACE 3   -3, 4, 5, 2
RACE 4   - 8, 5, 1, 7
RACE 5   - 6, 10, 9, 1
RACE 6   - 12, 10, 4, 6
RACE 7   - 10, 6, 2, 1
RACE 8   - 5, 11, 10, 2
RACE 9   - 4, 5, 10, 2

Good luck to all!

[TIGER DANCER]

~SCHRODINGER'S CAT~


R-1:  4 - 5 - 6

R-2:  4 - 3 - 2

R-3:  3 - 9 - 4

R-4:  6 - 5 - 7

R-5:  6 - 7 - 8 - 10

R-6:  12 - 3 - 5 - 7

R-7:  6 - 9 - 5

R-8:  1 - 2 - 9 - 12

R-9:  11 - 5 - 8 - 9

       

[Catalina]

EQUIBASE ENTRY
            REMINGTON PARK IS CENTRAL TIME. 
                                    7:07 CT (NOT ET)


SCRATCHES & CHANGES
VIEW ALL RACES

Race #   Purse   Race Type   Distance   Surface   Starters   Est. Post   Entries Plus
Race 1   $9,350   Claiming   1 Mile 70 Yards   Dirt   8   7:07 PM   FREE
Race 2   $9,350   Claiming   6 Furlongs   Dirt   12   7:37 PM   FREE


                  PER DRF...SHOWS RACE #1 @ 8:07 ***ET***

Remington Park
Chance Rain Showers Precip: 53% High: 53°F | Low: 43°F

Race 1  Post: 8:07 PM ET Dirt <==== ***


1 Mile 70 Yards | Fillies and Mares | 3 Year Olds And Up | CLAIMING : $5,000 | PURSE: $9,350
Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta (.50 Cent Minimum) Superfecta (.10 Cent Minimum) / Pick 5 (Races 1-5) (.50 Cent Minimum)
RACE INFO
ANALYSIS & PICKS

If the object of the exercise was to try and utterly confuse me, you've succeeded.

[ElPrado]

Sorry I didn't get scratches done. I got stuck in the hospital all day. For some reason, this particular site is blocked by Tampa General Hospital. Who knows why, they didn't say.

[RUFFIAN]

   
       **SUPURRR SPOOKY RESULTS**

             


    GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME
TO A SPECIAL MIDWEEK-MAYHEM
         + BONUS BOTS
COMING FROM REMINGTON PARK


TODAY WE ARE CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
             AND     
OUR FEATURE EVENT: ''TRICK-OR-TREAT'' STAKES
     


DEFENDING CHAMP ---> SMAUG THE DRAGON
  WILL HAVE 9 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A FIERY FINISH AT THE WIRE
       AND A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP!

NOW -- TO A STANDING OVATION FROM THE CROWD
      PLEASE WELCOME THE FIELD FOR:
               THE 2018 MM-BOTS SPOOKTACULAR
   
OUR SHAMELESS-SPURIOUS SPOOKTACULAR POST PARADE ....


GRUMPY CAT ~ (RUFFIAN)



DALEK -- DrWHO ~ (DUSTY)



{DC} SMAUG: DRAGON OF LOTR ~ (EL PRADO)



ZOMBIE-HUSBAND ~ (BLUNNY)



ZOMBIE-BRIDE ~ (THUNDER CAT)



ARCHIE BUNKER ~ (CIGARSHOP)



SYLVESTER THE CAT ~ (CATALINA)



RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI ~ (CRUZAN)

A short story in the 1894 anthology The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
  About the adventures of a valiant young mongoose.
The story follows the experiences of a mongoose named Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
    After he becomes the pet of a British family
              residing in India as protection against cobras.


SHRODINGER'S CAT ~ (TIGER DANCER)

THE SIMPLE DESCRIPTION: 
In simple terms, Schrödinger stated that
If you place a cat and something that could kill the cat
(ie: a radioactive atom) in a box and sealed it,
You would not know if the cat was dead or alive
    until you opened the box.
So that until the box was opened,
The Cat was (in a sense) both "dead and alive".


THE RAVEN / EDGAR ALLEN POE ~ (RAVEN)

 
                       
                HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE
            TO PREVENT HARM TO RUNNERS -&- VISITORS               
THANKS TO THE SHOCKING -&- SHADOWY SECURITY BRIGADE
     


                    THE T-N-T TOP TEN ARE IN THE GATE
                         


AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'TRICK-OR-TREAT' STAKES
           
 



IT'S ARCHIE BUNKER -&- THE ZOMBIE-HUSBAND
AWAY WITH A SHORT EARLY LEAD -- FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY
THE RAVEN ~ THE ZOMBIE-BRIDE ~ SYLVESTER THE CAT

THIS TRIO HAS RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI RIGHT ON THEIR TAILS

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THE 'FELINE' DUO OF
         GRUMPY CAT AND SHRODINGER'S CAT 

THE FRISKY FELINES ARE FOLLOWED BY -- THE DALEK
WHO SO FAR IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF 'EXTERMINATION'

THE EARLY TRAILER IS SMAUG, NOT BEING VERY INTIMIDATING YET


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


WITH A DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF POWER -- GRUMPY CAT SUDDENLY
HAS LEFT THE FIELD IN HER WAKE OF SUPURRR-SIZZLIN-SPEED
FROM A PURRRR TO A RESOUNDING ROAR IN A WINK OF AN EYE!
       


IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE ZOMBIE-BRIDE
AND ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK TO SHRODINGER'S CAT,
SYLVESTER ~ ZOMBIE-HUSBAND ~ RAVEN ~ ARCHIE BUNKER

THERE'S A HUGE GAP BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
    AS SMAUG ~ RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI ~ THE DALEK
CONTINUE TO FLY - SCAMPER - AND ROLL ALONG

           
    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


GRUMPY CAT HAS TURNED A FROWN UPSIDE DOWN  🙃
NOW GRINNING LIKE A 'CHESHIRE CAT' AS SHE GLANCES BACK
TO SEE NO CHALLENGERS EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH FOR CONCERN!

                             


THE ZOMBIE-BRIDE CONTINUES TO HOLD HER SPOT IN 2nd
AS SMAUG, FINALLY AWAKENED FROM DRAGON-SNOOZE
     TO QUICKLY FLY UP RIGHT BEHIND ZOMBIE-BRIDE
                               



   NOT WISHING TO LET THE 'BRIDE' GET TOO FAR AWAY ....
THE ZOMBIE-HUSBAND STAYS RIGHT ON THE VEIL OF THE BRIDE
WITH THE SOUND OF ''EXTERMINATE--EXTERMINATE--EXTERMINATE''
RINGING IN HIS EARS, AS THE DANGEROUS DESTRUCTIVE DALEK
HAS EMERGED WITH A CREEPY CONFRONTATIONAL CHALLENGE!             
....    


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


          GRUMPY CAT CONTINUES TO SHOW
    ANOTHER SIDE OF HER GRUMPY-CAT- NATURE 
NOW WITH A CLEARLY CONNIVING, CONFIDENT GRIN!
           


SUDDENLY -- A HUGE RAUCOUS ROAR FROM THE CROWD
      AS WHAT APPEARS AS A ''RIDERLESS-HORSE''
                 IS FLYING UP THE RAIL!
     AND NOW WE SEE A 'BOX' ATOP THE SADDLE AS
SHRODINGER'S CAT APPEARS IN COMMAND OF THE REINS!




THE 'NOW-U-SEE-ME-NOW-U-DON'T' CAPRICIOUS CAT IS
GAINING GROUND SWIFTLY BUT STILL A LONG WAY OFF
    FROM THE GRUMPY CAT IN COMMAND
      AS SHE QUICKLY PASSES THE ZOMBIE-BRIDE
    WITH AN AUDIBLE SHUDDER AS SHE FLIES ON BY ~ 
A COMMON REACTION WHEN ENCOUNTERING ZOMBIES!
             

   IT'S SMAUG'S HOT DRAGON BREATH
BREATHING DOWN THE NECK OF THE ZOMBIE-BRIDE
     WITH A THREATENING ZOMBIE-HUSBAND
        RIGHT BEHIND AT THE DRAGON'S TAIL
           


THESE FIERY FIVE ARE FOLLOWED BY - THE DALEK
   WHOSE INTIMIDATING LOOMING THREAT OF
        ''EXTERMINATE-EXTERMINATE-EXTERMINATE"
ALMOST ANNIHILATING THE TRACK ANNOUNCER'S VOICE,
POSES A TYRANNICAL THREAT TO ALL WHO STAND IN IT'S WAY!
           


ARCHIE BUNKER TEASING SYLVESTER
  WITH A TASTY TREAT -- ARE NEXT
BUT SEEMINGLY NOT IN ANY RUSH
TO ADVANCE THEIR POSITIONS
....


   THE RAVEN APPEARS TO HAVE HAD
HIS WINGS TRIMMED BACK AT HIS NEST
    PRIOR TO THE RACE,
AND NOW IS SADLY STRUGGLING IN FLIGHT 
       

AND POOR LIL RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI IS ALL ALONE AT THE BACK
APPARENTLY SEEMS TO BE SEARCHING FOR STRAY SNAKES
     EMERGING FROM THE INFIELD ONTO THE TRACK! 
       


IT IS ALL GRUMPY CAT SHOWING THE WAY TO THE WIRE ...
LEAVING NO DOUBT WHO HAD THE BEST ''TRICKS'' TODAY
AS SHE ''TREATS'' THE REST TO A BUFFET OF HUMBLE-CROW
PROVING THAT ''GRUMPY'' IS NOT ALWAYS A 'BAD THING'
           


OFFICIAL RESULT:   
GRUMPY CAT --> BY GLARES ~ SCREAMS ~ STARES ....
AND A SUPURRR BOTS WIN FOR THE FILLY KITTYS
IN FACT -- A SUPURR FINE FILLY SUPURR-FECTA

                   
   


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ GRUMPY CAT {RUFFIAN} === $73.40
*Grumpy To Grinning!



2nd ~ SHRODINGER'S CAT {TIGER DANCER} === $51.00
*Being Invisible Awesome Advantage!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ ZOMBIE-BRIDE {THUNDER CAT} === $42.20
*Risen From The Grave Stealing All The Flowers!



4th ~ {DC}SMAUG {EL PRADO} === $42.00
*Fierce + Frightening Enuff To Steal 'The Precious' From Gollum!
  Perhaps With A Little Help From Gandalf?
~RING-THIEF~


    ~~ALSO RAN -- FLEW -- CREPT~~


ZOMBIE-HUSBAND {BLUNNY} === $38.90

ARCHIE BUNKER {CIGARSHOP} === $38.30

THE DALEK {DUSTY} === $35.90

SYLVESTER {CATALINA} === $34.40

THE RAVEN {RAVEN} === $25.70

RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI {CRUZAN} === $22.40
** The Mongoose Burrow Awaits
With Jim Beam ~ Jack Daniels
And Assorted Halloween Treats!! 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBCvUP8Xnw


        WE NOW BID YOU A FREAKY FIENDISH FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE FLIGHT~CRAWL~WALK~SCURRY HOME!
       AND A HILARIOUS~HAUNTING~HAPPY HALLOWEEN
           


WHEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR ABODE~CAVE~GRAVE~LAIR~NEST~BOX
   CHECK ALL HIDDEN SPOTS FOR SCARY, SUSPICIOUS BEINGS!
       HALLOWEEN BRINGS OUT THE BEST -&- THE WORST
         SO BEWARE ~ BE BODACIOUSLY BOLD -&- BRAVE

   BE CAREFUL OF ALL YA EATS!
WATCH OUT FOR GOBLINS -&- GHOSTS
DON'T OVERDO THE TASTY TREATS
TIZ SAFER WITH VEGGIES -&- TOAST! ... {Or NOT}
        


   ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~


             

[Cigarshop]

Quite the victory for Ms Ruff....

The race call & photos are outstanding....our two fillies deserve champagne & caviar

[Catalina]

Congratulations on winning, my lady.  Great race call!  And great graphics from Miz Tiger Dancer!

[Dusty]

FUN call! THANKS - And congrats Grumpy Cat!!!!!

[RUFFIAN]

                             
{CIGARSHOP CHIRPS:
''Quite the victory for Ms Ruff....
The race call & photos are outstanding
our two fillies deserve champagne & caviar
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

              TO WHICH THE 'RUFFZILLA' RESPONDS WITH  ~

''PERSONALLY, SINCE I DO NOT INDULGE IN BOOZE ~ 

PREFER A ''MEOW-MIX-MARYJANE-ANCHOVY-CAVIAR-CATNIP''  BUFFET! 
                                  :chickendance:        :chickendance: