🏆🏇🏆 2022 MEOW MIX AWARDS 🏆🏇🏆

RUFFIAN · March 02, 2023, 12:16:00 PM

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO
THE RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2022

The Ultimate 'UnMasking' Of Achievement

🏆 THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR 🏆 🎭

The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No's
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game

There are No Losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest 🏆

Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We'll know at the end of the show 🙀

Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind 🙄
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find 🐯

Because Of Her Love Of Horses 🐎
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay 💰

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears 😢
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year 🏆

🐎 2022 POST PARADE 🐎

RUFFIAN ( "THE CHEETAH" ) 🐆 🏆 2021 HOTY 🏆

ROAMIN 🛻 ( * Previous HOTY )

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
* Mistress Of Graphication

DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010 + 2020

BLUNNY aka "Energizer Bunny" 🐇

CRUZAN 🏍 HOTY 2020

POST TIME MIKE 📰

RAVEN 🦅

SENATOR 🖊

REAL QUIET 🤫
* Previous HOTY 2015

ZIPPY 🏎�

DIGGER ♠️

WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDER = AEA 😻( Allison)

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So let us begin with the first Award 🏆

DISTORTED HUMOR 😊 the Name
Who is responsible for laughter 😊
Who is the best at that game

Tiger 🐅 Dancer and Ruffian 🐯
Always add to the Funny 😆
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny 🐇

Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money 💰

The trophy will go to = BLUNNY 🐇
{WINNING MM 7/6 MM $36.40 }

Off to the Shire next we shall go 🧙
To Steal "The Precious " 💍 for the Year
And For the 6 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY 🐇 ( 18 )

💥 BUT THIS YEAR, THE SHIRE ALSO WELCOMED ZIPPY ( 18 )

The Cat 🐈 House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past! 😲

TIGER 🐅 DANCER = 16
DUSTY 🪶 15

The Dog 🐕 House 🏡 Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
CRUZAN = The Winner (19 ) 😱
Then Roamin with 10 We Do See

🪺 GOLDEN GOOSE EGG 🥚
Earning NO 💰To Score 😿
Earning This Trophy Is Dusty With 3
With 2 Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Did Roar 🐯

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Next Is The BRIDESMAID 👰 BRIDESMAN 🤵

Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
Just missing A Victory Dinner 😔
But Still The Best Of The Rest

🏆 DUSTY = 16
🐅 TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 13

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

🏆 Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers 🌺 🌸 💐
More often The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY 🐰 The Winner Today 🏆

Honorable Mention = Zippy 15

Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

The "Frosted Whisker" Is Sad 😢
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues 😢

😿 CRUZAN = 2 ( 1 For 4-Peat Fail 😾 )
😿 ZIPPY = 2
Honorable Mention = AEA + ECLIPSE = 1

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" Caixa Eletronica " was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More

💗 Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica

The 🖤 CAIXA ELETRONICA Award 💗
💰 The Most Money 💰Won in A Day 💰

🏆 ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408 🙀

2022 CAIXA ELETRONICA 🏆 = TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $238 (12/14)
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

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BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The "Battle" Was A Tie 🙀
Ruffian 🐆 + Blunny 🐰With 5
Each Bring Home The Glory 🏆

💜 HONORABLE MENTION = ZIPPY ( 4 )

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

" MIDWEEK MAYHEM " on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With 10 Versus 8 To Decide It
🏆 Zippy 🏆 Over Ruffian Made It Clear

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

The " SUPURR SATURDAY " Winner
Turns Into A Tie Each With 6
🏆 Ruffian With The Speed Of a Cheetah 🐆
🏆 AEA With A Big Bag O' Tricks

💜 HONORABLE MENTION = SENATOR ( 5 )

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

The YO-YO-MAMA Award 🥇
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner 🏆 To Loser 😿
Or ~ Winning 🏆~ then losing the Prize 😾

🏆 RUFFIAN 🐆 = 4 🏆😿🏆😿
TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 DUSTY 🪶 ECLIPSE = 1

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

The " YO-YO-DUDE " is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race 😢
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place 🏆
ZIPPY = 2

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The " CRAFTY PROPPECTOR "
May Sound A Bit Funny
But What It Implies Is ~
Who WON The Most Money 💰💰💰

The Winner For This Season
A Decision Not So Tuff
To The Bank Way More Often
Was " The Cheetah " aka RUFF

💰💰💰💰💰RUFFIAN = $1329.74 💰💰💰💰💰

💰💰💰 HONORABLE MENTION = CRUZAN = $1212.10
💰💰 ZIPPY = $1133.52

The RACE OF THE YEAR Is Easy
As A Filly Made HerStory Clear !
A 1st Time Ever = QUADRAPEAT
Gives Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 = Race Of The Year 🏆

The FILLY OF THE YEAR
Was Tuff To Decide
As 2 Of Them Sparkled
Each Time They Did Ride

So Sharing The Spotlight 💡
In A Battle SO Tuff
2 Fillys Of The Year ~
Tiger Dancer And " The Ruff "

The COLT OF THE YEAR
Was Easy To Know
A 3-Peat Winner + 💰💰💰
To Cruzan This Victory Will Go
🏆 { 2021 Winner Also } 🏆

And Now Is The Moment
We All Wait To Hear
Who Is The Winner
Named = Horse Of The Year 🏆

With 2 In Contention
Concluding Our Story
Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 + Ruffian 🐆
Each Sharing The Glory

🏆 🐅 🏆 🐆 🏆

With The Final Reveal
Unmask Our MC
As Everyone Wonders
Just Who Can It Be 🤔

Anticipation Is High
A Gasp we hear now
As Grumpy Cat Unmasks 😼
To A Roar of " Oh ... Wow " 🙀

We Now Bid You Farewell
As All Became Clear
The 2022 Grand Winners
Of The Races This Year
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🏆🏇🏆 2022 MEOW MIX AWARDS 🏆🏇🏆

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