SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/29 ***RESULTS***

[RUFFIAN]

                                           

            GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
 
WE ARE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP,
     CRUZAN, WILL HAVE ELEVEN EXCEPTIONAL CHALLENGERS
       TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER 'CRUISIN' REPEAT ROMP

                HONORING THE 'QUEEN'S PLATE' TODAY
                         OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
           
                THE ''RULE ~ OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES   
                        {{AKA: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!}}
                                           

              THE DETERMINED DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

              AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE '' RULE OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES

IT'S EL PRADO OFF & RUNNING WITH A BIG LEAD BUT QUICKLY
CATCHING UP IS A QUIRKY QUICK QUARTET RIGHT AT HER TAIL

       RAVEN ~ RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP & PEEPTOAD

           THESE FIVE LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
             
             
                                  OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

               THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY & QUICKLY!

IT IS NOW THE FIERCELY FAST FLYING RAVEN ALONG WITH ROAMIN
                       AS THESE 2 COLTS LEAD THE WAY
                                 

IT'S JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY & EL PRADO
                                                         

RUFFIAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER QUIK STEPPING
     RIGHT ALONG FOLLOWED VERY CLOSELY BY CIGARSHOP

THERE'S A BIG GAP BACK TO CRUZAN, THUNDER CAT, POST TIME MIKE
AND WAY FAR BACK IS DUSTY JUST STROLLIN ALONG IN NO HURRY YET

                          THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                      RAVEN CONTINUES TO FLY HIGH IN THE LEAD

PEEPTOAD IS 'LEAPING' ALONG ALSO JUST AT RAVEN'S TAIL
ROAMIN GOT DISTRACTED SOMEWHERE AFTER THE TURN
                AND IS DROPPING BACK QUICKLY

THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY IS BEGINNING TO REV UP HIS BATTERY
FOLLOWED BY A DANCING DUO OF TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP

EL PRADO AND ROAMIN ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT

DUSTY FINALLY FOUND HER BEST STRIDE AND IS STARTING TO RUN

           POST TIME MIKE & CRUZAN THE DEFENDING CHAMP
SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING ARE TRAILING FAR BACK

                           AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

                           RAVEN AND PEEPTOAD LEAD THE WAY
                 WONDROUS WILD WINGS & ''RIBOT-RIBOT-RIBOT''

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY CONTINUES HOPPIN ALONG IN 3RD

HE IS FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE DETERMINED DANGEROUS DUO
                         OF TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP

         IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT
DUSTY IS NEXT AS POST TIME MIKE & DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN
       APPEAR TO BE IN A BATTLE FOR THE DOG HOUSE KEY!
                                       

                                 THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
        RAVEN & PEEPTOAD NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE

                 WHO WILL 'RULE' ~ WHO WILL 'RELINQUISH' ?
                                         

    THE ANSWER SUDDENLY & DECIDEDLY WAS OBVIOUS
             THE RAVEN FLIGHT WENT INTO OVERDRIVE
         LEAVING PEEPTOAD 'CROAKING'  ALONG IN 2nd 
                                                                   

               THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY IS A DECISIVE 3rd

           A VERY RARE RESULTS FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
SHARING THE GOLDEN RING, STEALING IT FROM GOLLUM   
                    TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP

             $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$ 
                     ''RULE OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES

  {{ REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFZILLA IN CHARGE }}   
                         ***    [email protected]   ***
              {CATS ~ CALCULATORS + CATNIP CREATE CHAOS}
                                                   

RAVEN = $91.70   
*Fantastic Flight To Victory:  Ruled Not Relinquished

PEEPTOAD = $87.20
*Excellent Effort Gate To Wire!    Relinquished In The Final Strides 

BLUNNY = $74.60
Too Good Today For The Shire But Captures The Bodacious Bouquet!   

TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP = $69.10
    '2 Golden Rings To Rule Them All'
                                 
                                     
                                        $$$ ALSO RAN $$$

ROAMIN = $63.60

EL PRADO = $60.60 {3 x 'Perfect 20/20 Vision} 

RUFFIAN = $54.10

THUNDER CAT = $42.40

DUSTY = $38.10

POST TIME MIKE = $27.10

{{DC}} CRUZAN = $21.80
*** DOG HOUSE    WITH BISCUITS, CHEW TOYS & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS 
                                                PLUS
                          ANOTHER ''YO YO DUDE''  AWARD
                          { PENTHOUSE TO DOG HOUSE }
                                                   
       WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
                                 

[Cigarshop]

Congrats to Raven, very nice win

I do highly condone partying before posting results

Now the most important part of this week's results that myself & LeTigre tied with the perfect number of 69

[peeptoad]

Nice job Raven! Thanks for the race call!

[Roamin]

Nice win Raven

[RUFFIAN]

                       

CIGARSHOP
WHAT ABOUT THE TEN CENTS? 


TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP = $69.10 <===== AND TEN CENTS ****
    '2 Golden Rings To Rule Them All'
                                 
                                     

[Raven]

Thank you guys

Like my favourite horse,Alydar,that pushed Affirmed to greatness, you guys are pushing me to overcome my shortcomings

I enjoy competing with this high class of handicappers


Spiro

[Dusty]

Congrats RAVEN!!! Nicely played

[ElPrado]

Just remember, I broke the gate.

[Raven]

Just remember, I broke the gate.

You have to replace it!

[ElPrado]

Geez!
I'm lucky if I remember to replace the lint filter in the dryer after I clean it.