MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 2/27 + *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

Started by RUFFIAN, February 24, 2019, 03:46:59 PM

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RUFFIAN

                                                        :forruffian:

DUE TO EL PRADO OVERDOSING ON CATNIP IN THE CAT HOUSE ~
THE ROUSING ROUNDUP OF MIDWEEK MAYHEM SHENANIGANS
WILL BE PRESENTED BY SUBSTITUTE RACE ANNOUNCER                       
                                   ''MZ RUFFIN-IT''

UNFORTUNATELY ~ DUE TO A STUPID ERROR IN JUDGEMENT
OF WHERE TO PUT HER FOOT DOWN ON THE DECK ~ ~ ~ KABOOM!
       TYPING HAS BECOME A CHORE INSTEAD OF A JOY

SO THIS PRESENTATION BY THE DAUGHTER OF 'SHENANIGANS'
        SHALL BE SHORT & SWEET ~  {{ LIKE HER LIFE }}  :'(
   
                WE ARE AT CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK
    WHERE COUNTRY ROADS TODAY SEEM TO BE A CHALLENGE

IRONY STARTS THE DAY AS ON *NATIONAL CIGAR DAY*
    GUESS WHO DID *NOT* MAKE IT INTO THE GATE!
                                    :OMG:
       
     :lightbulb:  FEATURE EVENT: ''SMOKIN OR SNUFFED'' STAKES   :lightbulb:

DEFENDING CHAMP ~ CATALINA HAS 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS

THE FIRST HALF FINDS A SNAIL-SLOW FOURSOME LEADING THE WAY

          THUNDER CAT, TIGER DANCER, CATALINA, BLUNNY
                  :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:

        RUFFIAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY & EL PRADO

             ROAMIN & CRUZAN HANGIN OUT AT THE BACK

            THEY FINALLY REACH THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
                 IN THE SLOWEST FIRST HALF THIS YEAR

      THUNDER CAT ~ CATALINA & RUFFIAN LEAD THE WAY
                       :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
     
         THE PACE WOULDN'T CHALLENGE A SNAIL & A TURTLE

               DUSTY IS ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
BLUNNY IS NEXT RUNNING ON A BADLY CHARGED BATTERY
HE HAS A TIGER ON HIS TAIL WHICH HE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND  :) :D ;D
             
ANOTHER BIG GAP WE SEE EL PRADO & ROAMIN JUST
         MEANDERING ALONG IN NO HURRY AT ALL

            AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THUNDER CAT IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SOME SPEED
PULLING AWAY FROM DEFENDING CHAMP ~ CATALINA
         :rhrse:                               :rhrse:

CRUZAN IS NOW NECK & NECK WITH CATALINA
    RUFFIAN FOLLOWED BY DUSTY ARE NEXT

TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO & ROAMIN FAR BACK

AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL THE ROAR OF A THUNDER CAT
                       :forruffian:

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA IN A PHOTO FOR 2ND
REVEALS SHE HOLDS ON BY THE SLIMMEST OF WHISKERS  =^..^=
FOR THE BRIDESMAID AWARD INSTEAD OF THE PENTHOUSE  :'(

CRUZAN CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'  :)

RUFFIAN STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS' KEEPING A SHARP EYE
OUT FOR A LURKING GOLLUM IN THE BUSHES NEAR BY!   :evil:
                 
:lightbulb:  $$$  ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$ :lightbulb:
                         *** "SMOKIN OR SNUFFED"  S ***
         {{ SLOWEST SPEED FIGURES OF THE YEAR SO FAR!}}

THUNDER CAT = $46
*** NEW RECORD FOR THE 'LOST IN THE FOG' AWARD
          PREVIOUSLY HELD BY BLUNNY WITH = $46.20
     
{{DC}}  CATALINA = $36.40 
*Decent Effort: Struggled With Track Surface  :'(

CRUZAN = $36
*Whisker Or Whiskey Time?  ;)

RUFFIAN = $33.20
*Where's A Cheetah When Ya Need One!   :-\
     
                              ===== ALSO RAN =====
DUSTY = $32

BLUNNY = $28

TIGER DANCER = $24.20

EL PRADO = $16

ROAMIN = $15.20

:puppykisses:   WELCOME TO THE DOG HOUSE   :puppykisses:
MILK BONE DOG BISCUITS ~ CHEW TOYS ~ VEGAS SHOWGIRLS
AND BEST OF ALL = THE CALCULATOR TO TALLY NEXT WEDNESDAY
                                  :chickendance:

WE NOW BID YOU A FAREWELL FROM WEST VIRGINIA
          TAKE US HOME,  COUNTRY ROADS
                                 
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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Catalina

Congrats, Thunder Cat!  Brief and to the point race call, my lady!

blunny

The Track clock Malfunctioned due to the slow times that they used an hour glass
Rolling Thunder

Dusty

YAY - congrats Thunder Cat!!!
May they run with the wind

ElPrado

To be truthful, it was really underdosing. Head and heart drs need to speak civilly to each other. Right now they snarl at each other across a hospital cafeteria. Then screw with my meds.  :mallet:

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