MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 12/12 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

    **RQ BIRTHDAY RESULTS**

               

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
   COMING FROM CAJUN COUNTRY AT DELTA DOWNS
       WHERE THE FLAWLESSLY FINE FILLY, DUSTY
            WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
                     

OUR FEATURE EVENT:   
   THE ''REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY'' STAKES 
         


  WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA -&- REAL QUIET
WHO MAY HAVE OVERDONE THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATING
THE DAZZLING DEFIANT DUSTY WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS
     TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT & 3-PEAT GLORY     
               

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN
                                           THE 'RQ BIRTHDAY STAKES'



IT'S A SMOKIN SIZZLIN CIGARSHOP AWAY WITH AN EARLY LEAD

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IS BLUNNY HOPPIN
RIGHT ALONG WITH GOOD EARLY ENERGY

ROAMIN -&- TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT
THUNDER CAT, EL PRADO & CRUZAN SLOW TO START

         EVEN SLOWER ARE RUFFIAN -&- DUSTY
WHO BOTH SEEMED TO STALL EXITING THEIR GATES
WITHOUT A VALID REASON THAT WE KNOW OF YET


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


  CIGARSHOP'S LEAD HAS QUICKLY BEEN DIMINISHED BY
A TENACIOUS TRIO OF: BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER

EL PRADO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE:
     CRUZAN WHO'S NOT 'CRUISIN' YET
RUFFIAN WHOSE 'INNER-CHEETAH' IS STILL SNOOZIN
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WHO SEEMS TO BE LOSIN
AND SO FAR IS LETHARGIC WITHOUT A CLUE
THAT 3-PEAT GLORY AWAITS AT THE FINISH LINE!


     ~~THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


     CIGARSHOP CONTINUES AT SMOKIN-SIZZLIN-SPEED
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWIN DOWN OR BEING CHALLENGED
               


ROAMIN -&- CRUZAN IN A TIGHTLY CONTESTED BATTLE
   NECK -&- NECK ARE NEXT BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE
      CAPRICIOUS COLT IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD

BLUNNY TOOK A BAD 'HOP' OVER SOMETHING HE APPARENTLY
  SAW ON THE TRACK, IF ONLY IMAGINARY, BUT COSTING
HIM VALUABLE 'BUNNY-ENERGY' ~ DROPPING BACK DRASTICALLY
                       
           


EL PRADO AWAKENED TO JOIN TIGER DANCER
  BUT THESE TWO FRISKY FILLYS ARE ONLY
   FLIRTING WITH A CHANCE AT MONEY

JUST A LENGTH BACK IS THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED BY
RUFFIAN WHO HAS NO CLUE WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' IS?
               


AND WAY FAR BACK IS DEFENDING CHAMP -- DUSTY
WHO MAY BE REALIZING THE 3-PEAT VICTORY IS OUT OF REACH
MAYBE 'MEWSING' OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF A FABULOUS
FROSTED WHISKER, A YO-YO-MAMA TO TOY WITH &
SOME HOT CHIPPENDALE DANCERS TO SOOTHE THE SADNESS OF THE LOSS
        PLUS A LATE NIGHT DINNER OF MEOW MIX & CATNIP!


       ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CIGARSHOP HEADING TO THE WIRE CLEARLY CAREFREE,
     CALCULATING AND CONFIDENTLY IN COMMAND!
       


ROAMIN -&- CRUZAN TRYING TO KEEP UP BUT PROBABLY
JUST NOW CHASIN THE CHANCE OF A BRIDESMAID TROPHY

       A FEW LENGTHS BEHIND THIS TRIO IS
ANOTHER BOISTEROUS BATTLE FOR SOME MOOLAH
       

     BLUNNY ~ EL PRADO ~ TIGER DANCER
NOSE FOR NOSE FOR NOSE ACROSS THE TRACK



AS SUDDENLY A ROARING RUFFIAN WHO FINALLY FOUND
WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' HAD BEEN SNOOZIN
      IS POUNCING LIKE A JUNGLE CAT
   INTO CONTENTION FOR A PIECE OF THE PURSE
(Although ~ A 'Cheetah'  Would Look Freaky Funny With A Purse!) 
     


CROSSING THE WIRE IS A CELEBRATORY CHARISMATIC CIGARSHOP
        WITHOUT A CHALLENGER IN SIGHT OF BEING CLOSE!

ROAMIN JUST MANAGES TO BEST CRUZAN FOR THE BRIDESMAID GOWN
LEAVING CRUZAN WITH A BODACIOUS BOUQUET OF FLOWERS
BLUNNY HOLDS ON TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FENDING OFF THE
FOUR FRISKY FILLYS FOLLOWING HIS 'BUNNY-TAIL' TO THE WIRE


        $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
**SUBMIT OBJECTIONS TO THE TRACK SUPURR-IN-CHARGE**
                         [email protected]


1st ~ CIGARSHOP=== $56.90 
*Smokin Gate To Wire!
  ~WINNER~
~BIRTHDAY KING~


2nd ~ ROAMIN === $45.30
*Contender From The Start
~RUNNER-UP/BIRTHDAY BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ CRUZAN === $41.60
*Slow Start ~ Freaky Fast Finish
    ~FLOWER-BEARER~
~~~~


4th ~ BLUNNY === $33.50
Hoppin Heat To Start ~ Thumpin At The End
~RING-BEARER~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


EL PRADO === $32.80

TIGER DANCER === $31.80

RUFFIAN === $29.80

THUNDER CAT === $25.60

{DC x 2}DUSTY === $2.10
  Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But She Does Take Home A Frosted Whisker,
     A Yo-Yo-Mama Trophy
And A Tasty Treat Of A Catnip Laced Meow Mix Meal!
 


 
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CAJUN COUNTRY
  WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
      REMEMBER: NO PHONE CALL IS EVER WORTH A LIFE!


   ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
         **HaPpY BiRthDaY REAL QUIET**
                   
       

[TIGER DANCER]

           


           
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY RQ ....
        HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
            LOTS OF CATNIP AND MOUSIES
                IS MY WISH FOR YOU

MEOWS AND PURRRRS
         LOVE TIGER DANCER

         

[RUFFIAN]

                             
ERROR ALERT 
              

OBJECTION FILED WITH TRACK SUPURR-IN-CHARGE

WILL REVIEW AND CONFIRM RESULTS FRIDAY

            ***     HOLD ALL TICKETS     ***

WINNER IS AFFECTED IN OBJECTION 

                           STAY TUNED

[cruzan200246]

 

[RUFFIAN]

                                     

                    AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY 
      THE STEWARDS HAVE DISMISSED THE OBJECTION AS UNSUBSTANTIATED
*PENDING FURTHER INQUIRY,  THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH REMAINS UNCHANGED

ALL OBJECTIONS ARE ALWAYS APPRECIATED, REVIEWED & HONORED! 

                  AFTER ALL, EVEN THO WE ARE ALL AWESOME & AMAZING ~
ANYONE CAN HAVE  A 'BLONDE' MOMENT!  ESPECIALLY YE OLE SCOREKEEPER!
                                           

[Cigarshop]

First & foremost happy birthday Real Quiet....

Secondly it's an honor to win this event....

Third & certainly not last fantestical race call & pictures from the dynamic duo of LeTigre & Rufferro

Fourth sadly Dusty didn't win the Three-Peat I like to see it accomplished

[Dusty]

Nicely done Cigarshop!  You got me good!              Happy Birthday RQ

[Roamin]

Happy Birthday RQ, best wishes from your Jersey Boy--Roamin