SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 11/17 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR

RUFFIAN · November 21, 2018, 04:38:38 AM

**RAINY RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR-SAD-SATURDAY

REMEMBERING THE SORROW OF LIVES LOST IN CALIFORNIA
OF TRAGEDY AND HEARTBREAK THAT CAN'T BE UNDONE
WE WILL RUN WITH HEAVY HEARTS TODAY
AT DEL MAR IN THE CALIFORNIA SUN

**FEATURE EVENT**
''WISHIN FOR RAIN'' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMP ~BLUNNY~ WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE
ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY BUT WILL HAVE 10 CONTENTIOUS
CHALLENGERS, TRYING TO STOP AN 'ENERGIZER-BUNNY'
RECORD MAKING 3-PEAT PERFORMANCE!

ELEVEN EXCELLENT EQUINES IN THE GATE

AND THEY'RE OFF IN ....
THE ''WISHIN-FOR-RAIN'' STAKES

OUT FOR A VERY SHORT EARLY LEAD ARE BLUNNY -&- CIGARSHOP
WHO ARE QUICKLY OVERTAKEN BY A FRISKY FOURSOME OF
DUSTY ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CATALINA & CRUZAN

THIS FEISTY FOURSOME IS FOLLOWED BY REAL QUIET + PEEPTOAD

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD WHO
HAVE NOT STARTED THEIR 'SPEED-SURGE' AS YET!

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THINGS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CHANGED QUICKLY
NOW IT'S REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY ~ POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD ~
NECK & NECK LEADING THE WAY

CRUZAN IS NEXT AS CATALINA STUMBLED BADLY COMING
OUT OF THE TURN, LOSING HER EARLIER MOMENTUM

THE FRAZZLED FILLY CAME CLOSE TO CLIPPING HEELS
WITH BLUNNY COSTING HIM ALMOST ANY CHANCE OF
A 3-PEAT GLORY THAT HIS CONNECTIONS & FANS WERE
SO HOPING (OR HOPPING) TO SEE HAPPEN TODAY!

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP
JUST A LENGTH IN FRONT OF CIGARSHOP & RUFFIAN WHO ARE
A LIGHT YEAR IN FRONT OF A DAZED ~ DESULTORY DANCING TIGER
WHO SEEMS MORE INTERESTED IN A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
FLUTTERING FURIOUSLY IN THE INFIELD ~ THAN RUNNING A RACE!

~~THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A TENACIOUS TRIO TRANSFIXED
ON WINNING AS PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET
WITH A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATING THEM IN A LINE ACROSS
THE TRACK, HEAD TO THE FINISH LINE WITH EQUAL CHANCES
OF A VICTORY TODAY!

DUSTY APPARENTLY DISTRACTED BY THE SHENANIGANS OF
CATALINA AND BLUNNY, HAS DROPPED BACK A FEW LENGTHS
BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING RAMBUNCTIOUS TRIO IN THE LEAD

CIGARSHOP IS RIGHT ON CATALINA'S TAIL

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO CRUZAN ~ CATALINA & THUNDER CAT
AS DEFENDING CHAMP, THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY HAS
LOST TOUCH WITH THE FIELD AND NOW IS JUST TROTTING ALONG
WITH A RECEDING, RETIRING RUFFIAN IN REVERSE MODE

A TARDY, TIRING TIGER DANCER IS STILL ENCHANTED BY
THE BODACIOUS BEAUTEOUS BIRDS IN THE INFIELD WITH
APPARENTLY NO CLUE SHE IS EVEN IN A RACE!

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

THE TALENTED TEMPESTUOUS TRIO IS SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF GIVING IN OR GIVING UP AS THEY HEAD TO THE WIRE

DUSTY & CIGARSHOP WITH NO CHANCE AT 1st or 2nd ~
ARE IN A TIGHTLY CONTESTED CHALLENGE FOR ''THE PRECIOUS''

A LONG WAY BACK CRUZAN & CATALINA JUST TROTTING ALONG
REALIZING VICTORY OR MONEY ARE NO LONGER AN OPTION

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK

DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY ~ REALIZING HIS BATTERY-PACK
WAS LESS THAN HALF CHARGED AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ~
SEEMS CONTENTED NOW TO JUST HIPPITY-HOP IN SLOW MOTION

RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETH' SNOOZIN
BACK IN THE BARN ~ IS LOLLYGAGGING WITH TIGER DANCER
AS BOTH FALTERING FINICKY FILLYS ARE FOLLOWING ALONG
JUST FRAGMENTED & FLATFOOTED

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS THE TEMERARIOUS TRIO
REFUSING TO RELINQUISH THE LEAD HEAD TO THE FINISH
LINE NECK & NECK WITH THE VICTORY UP FOR GRABS!

SUDDENLY IT IS A PERSISTENT PERSUASIVE PEEPTOAD
WHO FINALLY DECIDED ~
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH OF THIS NAGGING NEEDLESS NONSENSE!

TIME TO SHOW THOSE CONTEMPTIBLE CLOWNISH COLTS
WHO IS THE REALLY RAMPANT 'RAIN-MAKER' TODAY!

WITH ONE FINAL FURIOUS FANTASTIC SURGE OF POWER
IT IS PEEPTOAD WINNING THE DAY OVER A FLUSTERED
DEGRADED, DEMORALIZED DUO OF POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET
WHO WILL NEED A PHOTO TO DETERMINE THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY
AND WHO WALKS AWAY WITH A BOUQUET OF FRAGRANT FLOWERS

ANOTHER PHOTO WILL BE REQUIRED
TO SEPARATE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
FOR THE HIGHLY PRIZED "PRECIOUS'' AWARD

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
''WISHIN FOR RAIN'' STAKES

1st ~ PEEPTOAD === $74.20
*Profusely Persistent In Final Furlong
'Righteous Ruling Rain-Maker'
~WINNER / DUCHESS OF DEL MAR~

2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $70.30
*In-It-To-Win-It Right To The End!
$3.90 Difference Of Glory vs: Bridesmaid
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ REAL QUIET === $70.00
*OUCHARAMA! When Just $.30 Separates The Bridesmaid & Flowers!
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ DUSTY === $51.80
*Shenanigans Costly Today!
But Still Serendipitously Still Steals ''The Precious''
~RING-THIEF~

~~ALSO RAN~~

CIGARSHOP === $51.20
*Escapes The Wrath Of Gollum By 60 Cents!

CRUZAN === $37.40

CATALINA === $30.20

THUNDER CAT === $29.60

{DC X 2}BLUNNY === $16.70
*No 3-Peat ~ But Does Win
The Fabulous Frosted Whisker Trophy!

RUFFIAN === $14.20
*Probably Will Keep Tiger Company In Cat House
Catnip & Chippendales A Tantalizing Incentive!

TIGER DANCER === $9.20
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
No Feathers But Plenty Of Quirky Catnip
.....

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CALIFORNIA
WHERE FIRES CONTINUE TO BURN ~ LEAVING HOMES DESTROYED
~SO MANY LIVES LOST, HUNDREDS NOW LIVING IN TENTS~
HARD TO FIND JOY TODAY, WITH SO MUCH SUFFERING SEEN

OUR ''WISHIN FOR RAIN'' -- SO FAR HAS ONLY BEEN ANSWERED
IN WATCHING A PROFOUNDLY PERSISTENT PEEPTOAD
WITH A BODACIOUSLY BREATHTAKING LAST MINUTE SURGE OF POWER
TO RAIN ON THE HOPES OF ALL RUNNING BEHIND HER!

SO FAR, SADLY, OUR WISH HAS BEEN UNHEARD BY MOTHER NATURE

WE WISH YOU ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
WITH A REMINDER TO BE THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU HAVE
AND A TEAR FOR ALL WHO HAVE LOST EVERYTHING

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 11/17 RESULTS @ DEL MAR

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