MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 11/7 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK

RUFFIAN · November 08, 2018, 12:51:46 PM

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHOSE INNER ''GRUMPY CAT''
TOOK A TOTALLY CAPRICIOUS COMMAND OF THE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR RACE
LEAVING OTHERS MORE GRUMPY THAN SHE WAS!

'GRUMPY CAT' IS BACK AGAIN BUT WITH MORE OF A 'CHESHIRE-GRIN' ATTITUDE
FACING COMPETENT CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS AT REMINGTON PARK

LATE SCRATCHES OF REAL QUIET & EL PRADO LEAVE THE DEFENDING
FEISTY FELINE FILLY FACING 7 CONTENDERS, TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT ROAR TO THE WIRE

WE WELCOME IN NOVEMBER
FAREWELL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
SOME ARE SO DISGRUNTLED
WHILE OTHERS DON'T SEEM TO MIND

*** OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY ***
THE ''TURN BACK TIME'' STAKES
{aka = Dr Who ~ Where Are You?}

THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

IT'S A FRISKY-FILLY-FOURFECTA OUT FOR A HUGE EARLY LEAD!
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER
WITHOUT A COLT CHALLENGER IN SIGHT ~ YET!

CIGARSHOP IS QUICKLY ON THE MOVE AND NOW IS JUST
ABOUT 3 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FILLY FOURSOME

BLUNNY IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY CATALINA & CRUZAN

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

THINGS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CHANGED QUICKLY AS IT IS
NOW THUNDER CAT DOMINATING THE LEAD BY 8 LENGTHS

CIGARSHOP & RUFFIAN ARE NEXT ~

THIS TENACIOUS TRIO ARE FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY
CRUZAN, TIGER DANCER, DUSTY, CATALINA & BLUNNY

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

ONCE AGAIN COMMAND OF THE LEAD HAS CHANGED
IT IS NOW CIGARSHOP OVERTAKING THUNDER CAT
WITH A CALCULATING CRUZAN RIGHT THERE WITH THE DUO

IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA
WHO FINALLY NOW IS FINDING HER BEST STRIDE

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, IS RUNNING WITHOUT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' TODAY
~ PLAYING A ''CATCH-UP'' STRATEGY INSTEAD OF A 'CAT-ME-IF-U-CAN' GAME PLAN

TIGER DANCER IS ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
SHOWING VERY LITTLE 'TIGER-IN-HER-TANK' TENACITY TODAY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS A ''NON-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY''
FOLLOWED BY A DAWDLING DUSTY DRIFTING ALL OVER THE TRACK

=== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ===

IT'S A CALCULATING, CONFIDENT CIGARSHOP LEADING THE WAY

ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT
LOCKED IN A NECK & NECK BATTLE FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

THIS DUO IS FOLLOWED BY A TARDY TRIO OF CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER
ALL IN WITH A CHANCE OF FLOWERS OR ''THE PRECIOUS''

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS BLUNNY WHO APPARENTLY
LEFT HIS ENERGIZER-BUNNY-CHARGER UNPLUGGED TODAY!

HEADING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE CAT HOUSE IS DUSTY
WHO MUST BE NEEDING SOME CATNIP & MEOW MIX MORE
THAN A VISIT TO THE PRESTIGIOUS PENTHOUSE!

AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL CIGARSHOP BY DAYLIGHT AT THE WIRE

OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING FOR 2nd / 3rd PLACE
JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE / TRAINERS ON THE FIELD

THUNDER CAT AGAINST CRUZAN
VEERING IN SHARPLY IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO THE WIRE

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE REPLY
WITH A FINAL DETERMINATION THAT ALTHOUGH THERE
WAS SOME SLIGHT CONTACT NEARING THE WIRE ~
IT WAS NOT SUFFICIENT TO REVERSE THE ORDER OF FINISH

===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH =====
PLEASE REPORT ANY $$ OBJECTIONS TO
THE TRACK SUPURRR-INTENDENT AT
{ [email protected] }

''TURN BACK TIME'' STAKES

CIGARSHOP = $61.60
*Time-Lord Of The Day! Dr Who, Is That You?
BOTS Glory For The Colts!

CRUZAN = $52
*A Slim Whisker Whisp Steals The Bridesmaid Trophy

THUNDER CAT = $51.20
*Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow! $.80 Flower Bouquet

CATALINA = $39.20
*'Cat-Fight' To Wire For 'The Precious'

===== ALSO RAN =====

{DC} RUFFIAN = $34.60
*Inner-Cheetah Caught Snoozing In The Barn!

TIGER DANCER = $31

BLUNNY = $29.80

DUSTY = $23.80
*Last Seen Trotting Off To The Cat House For Catnip Buffet
And To Dance With The Chippendales
{The Male Dancers ~ Not The Chipmunks!}
:chickendance:

WE NOW BID YOU A 'BACK IN TIME' FAREWELL
WISHING ALL AN EXTRA HOUR OF DELIGHTFUL DREAMS
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 11/7 RESULTS @ REMINGTON PARK

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

ElPrado

Catalina