SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 5/26 *RESULTS* @ SANTA ANITA

RUFFIAN · May 28, 2018, 02:02:12 AM

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM SUNNY SANTA ANITA

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
THE ''MEMORIAL DAY'' STAKES
COMMEMORATING ALL AMERICANS WHO HAVE GIVEN
THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE SERVING OUR COUNTRY

ALSO HONORING ALL THOSE WHO SERVED BUT WERE
LUCKY ENOUGH TO RETURN HOME TO THEIR LOVED ONES!

DEFENDING CHAMP ---> PEEPTOAD
WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A DUPLICATE 'LEAP TO VICTORY'

ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE A DELAY -- AS 10 IN THE GATE ARE
WAITING FOR RUFFIAN TO STOP HER 'SHENANIGANS'
DANCING -&- PRANCING LIKE A CIRCUS PERFORMER

(RUMOR HAS IT, HER TRAINER HAD BEEN SHOWING HER
VIDEOS OF ZENYATTA DANCING IN THE POST PARADES)

FINALLY SOME CATNIP LACED HORSE TREATS HAVE CONVINCED
THE SILLY FILLY THAT IT'S TIME TO RUN A RACE!

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....
IN THE 'MEMORIAL DAY' STAKES

OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS ...
A QUINTET HEADING TO THE TURN
(DC) PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~
BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THE FAST FRISKY 5 HAVE NOW BEEN REDUCED TO JUST 2
IT IS PEEPTOAD WHO EMERGES WITH THE LEAD
AND THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' RIGHT ON HER TAIL

IT'S ABOUT 8 LENGTHS BACK TO
DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN
WITH POST TIME MIKE + CIGARSHOP
NOW JOINING THOSE 3
IN A LINE ACROSS THE TRACK

THIS NEW QUICK QUINTET IS FOLLOWED BY
THUNDER CAT -&- CATALINA A FEW LENGTHS BACK

SOMEWHERE IN THE FAR DISTANCE IS THE 'BIG-CAT' DUO
TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN -- WHO APPARENTLY LEFT THEIR
STEALTH AND SPEED ALTER EGOS ....
DREAMING ABOUT MUNCHING ON A CATNIP BALE IN THE BARN!

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD ~ STILL IN COMMAND
BUT HER LEAD IS DIMINISHING QUICKLY
AS THE CLOSERS ARE PICKING UP SPEED
WITH BLUNNY NOW NECK -&- NECK WITH THE TIRING FILLY

SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD

A DYNAMIC DUO OF POST TIME MIKE -&- DUSTY
HAVE SPROUTED INVISIBLE IMAGINARY WINGS
FLYING PAST EVERYONE IN THEIR WAY

THERE THEY GO RIGHT PAST BLUNNY -&- PEEPTOAD!

BLISTERING BODACIOUS FIERCE FRACTIONS HAVE PUT
THIS FILLY-COLT-COMBO FAR AHEAD OF THE REST

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

POST TIME MIKE -&- DUSTY IN A BREATHTAKING BATTLE
NECK AND NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE ~ SIDE BY SIDE

BLUNNY IS NEXT ~ ALL OUT ~ BUT HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY IS
STARTING TO DRAIN AS THE DISTANCE TO THE DUO IN FRONT
IS NOW LOOKING LIKE AN IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE TO OVERCOME

DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD, WHOSE BRILLIANT BEGINNING
EFFORT HAD HER LOOKING LIKE A REPEAT WINNER, IS NOW
A LOST CAUSE, AS THE FILLY IS LEG WEARY & LOSING GROUND

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD, THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
AS WE HEAR THE HIGHER TONED SCREAMS FROM THE LADIES
CHEERING ON DUSTY AND THE DEEP VOICES OF MEN,
ROOTING ON THEIR COLT CHAMP, POST TIME MIKE!

HERE'S THE WIRE ~ HOLD ALL TICKETS
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!!
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE
2 TRAINERS RUNNING OUT ON THE TRACK

THE STEWARDS ARE VIEWING THE REPLAY

DUSTY'S JOCKEY IS SAYING THAT POST TIME MIKE VEERED
IN NEARING THE WIRE, AND HIS WHIP STARTLED THE FILLY

LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING:
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL STEWARDS DECISION

''ALTHOUGH, POST TIME MIKE'S WHIP HAD COME CLOSE TO DUSTY
THERE WAS NO QUESTION THAT HIS NOSE TOUCHED THE WIRE 1st
HOWEVER, HIS JOCKEY WILL SUFFER A PENALTY FINE FOR HIS RIDE''

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ POST TIME MIKE === $89.40
*Strong Run: Gate To Wire!
~GOLD CUP WINNER~

2nd ~ DUSTY === $87.40
*Tuff Decision But Excellent Effort! Missed by Just $2
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ BLUNNY === $77.00
*Energizer-Battery Charge Just A Tad Too Little
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ PEEPTOAD{DC} === $57.80
*Impressive First Half ~ Tired Badly In 2nd Half
Compensation: Steals The Precious
~RING-BEARER~

~~ALSO RAN~~

CIGARSHOP === $38.00

CRUZAN === $35.00

REAL QUIET === $33.40

TIGER DANCER === $30.00

THUNDER CAT === $27.20

RUFFIAN === $24.20
(*Had Feathers Ready For Golden Goose Egg Nest Until Home Stretch!
Inner Cheetah Awakened Late ~ Costing Ruffian The Cat House Key!)

CATALINA === $17.80
Cat House Will Replace Catnip
With A Bottle Of Ripple, Chips & Chippendales
{This Feline Filly Does Not Relish Catnip As Much}
~~~

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SANTA ANITA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

LIGHT A CANDLE IN MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS
WHOSE LIFE WAS GIVEN SO OUR'S WOULD BE SAFE

~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 5/26 RESULTS @ SANTA ANITA

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

PostTimeMike

Dusty

Catalina

peeptoad

Real Quiet

blunny

PostTimeMike