**SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 5/19 *RESULTS* @ PIMLICO

RUFFIAN · May 21, 2018, 03:16:15 PM

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY AT PIMLICO
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS:
THE 'HIGH HOPES' STAKES

BESIDES JUSTIFY HAVING HIGH HOPES ~
DEFENDING CHAMP --- CATALINA
HAS HER OWN HOPE OF A REPEAT WIN ...
SHE WILL HAVE 10 TOP CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT THAT

THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE
THE JOCKEYS READY WITH 6 PAIR OF GOGGLES {May Need MORE!!}

THE CROWD ADORNED WITH PLASTIC SHEETS

AND WE ARE READY TO RUN!
AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'HIGH HOPES' STAKES ....

A ''6-PACK'' OF SPEEDSTERS
HAVE COME AWAY WITH A SHORT LEAD:
PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ DUSTY
CRUZAN ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT

REAL QUIET IS NEXT -- RIGHT AT THEIR TAILS
HEADING INTO THE TURN

THE REMAINING FOUR OF:
CIGARSHOP ~ BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER
ARE NOW PLAYING A GAME OF CATCH UP EARLY ON

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THE SPEEDY 6-PACK IS NOW A FIERCE FOURSOME IN THE LEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ REAL QUIET & CIGARSHOP

BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ARE STILL RUNNING STRONGLY JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY A TRIO OF CATALINA ~ CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN

POST TIME MIKE SPOOKED
AT THE SHENANIGANS IN THE INFIELD
LOSING ALL FOCUS AND EARLY MOMENTUM

TRAILING THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT IS -- THE DANCING TIGER
WHO IS DOING THE SLOW-SNAIL-SAMBA
APPARENTLY FORGETTING HOW TO DO THE 'QUIK-STEP'

THE FILLY SEEMS TO BE WAY MORE INTERESTED IN THE
PREAKNESS PARTY-GOERS ANTICS THAN RUNNING A RACE!

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

PEEPTOAD SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND THE WATER SOAKED TRACK
PURRR-FECT FOR HER STYLE OF RUNNING AND NOW HAS
'LEAPED' INTO COMMAND OF THE LEAD ALL ALONE

THUNDER CAT AND REAL QUIET ARE ABOUT 4 LENGTHS BACK
WITH BLUNNY -&- DUSTY NEXT TRYING TO KEEP UP

CIGARSHOP ALSO GOT DISTRACTED BY FANS IN THE INFIELD
LOSING HIS EARLY FOCUS .... JUST AS POST TIME MIKE
HAD DONE COMING OUT OF THE TURN
~Cigarshop FANS~

NO WONDER SOME DEDICATED RACING FANS ARE
OPPOSED TO THE INFIELD SHENANIGANS ....
WHICH SEEMS TO AFFECT SOME HORSES SO BADLY
IT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE OF A WINNING EFFORT OR LOSS

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN A 5 LENGTH LEAD
APPARENTLY REALLY LOVING THE PUDDLES SHE IS GLIDING
RIGHT OVER AND NOW ... EVEN INCREASING HER SPEED

THUNDER CAT -&- REAL QUIET ARE NECK -&- NECK IN A
BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR THE 'BRIDESMAID TROPHY'

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY & DUSTY EACH HOPING
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' AS A WIN IS DEFINITELY OUT OF REACH

CIGARSHOP IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DEFENDING CHAMP -- CATALINA
WHO NOW REALIZES A REPEAT VICTORY IS LOST IN THE FOG

EVEN FARTHER BACK IS THE TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE AND RUFFIAN
WHO MUST HAVE LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH' BACK AT THE BARN

IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE, IS --- TIGER DANCER
JUST MEANDERING ALONG ... APPARENTLY
MESMERIZED BY THE INFIELD PARTY ANTICS

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD PEEPTOAD HAS LEAPED INTO AN
EVEN BIGGER LEAD, SIMPLY RELISHING THE TRACK CONDITIONS
HAVING HER OWN "PUDDLE-PARTY-OF-A-PERFECT-PERFORMANCE"!

~~PERSISTANT -&- PASSIONATE PEEPTOAD FANS~~

IT WILL REQUIRE A PHOTO TO DETERMINE 2nd / 3rd:
...

THUNDER CAT AND REAL QUIET ....
AND ALSO TO DETERMINE WHO STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
BLUNNY -OR- DUSTY?

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ PEEPTOAD === $97.50
*A Leap To The Lead Gate To Wire-
~~~~
~WINNER / PRINCESS OF PREAKNESS~

2nd ~ THUNDER CAT === $88.40
*Excellent Effort
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ REAL QUIET === $86.10
*Just Misses Out On The Bridesmaid Gown
~BEARER OF FLOWERS~

4th ~ BLUNNY === $74.00
*Back To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious!'
~RING-BEARER~

~~ALSO RAN~~

DUSTY === $70.10

CIGARSHOP === $61.20

CATALINA{DC} === $47.80

CRUZAN === $38.90

POST TIME MIKE === $38.10

RUFFIAN === $38.00

TIGER DANCER === $26.80
(*Does Someone Else Need A Cat House Intervention?)
~~~

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM PIMLICO
AND A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING FOGGY DRIVE HOME
LEAVE THE CELL PHONE OUT OF REACH!
**NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!**

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

**SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 5/19 RESULTS @ PIMLICO

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

Real Quiet

Dusty

PostTimeMike

Catalina

peeptoad