SHHHHHHHHH SHHHHH WHATS THAT SOUND... WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOIN DOWN COULD IT BE ----- WHAT DO WE HEAR THAT YEAR END AWARDS MAY ACTUALLY APPEAR :chickendance:
IT'S BEEN A TUFF STRUGGLE TECHNICAL ISSUES GALORE SO MANY GRAPHICS TO FIND 19 AWARDS PLUS EVEN MORE
SO PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING WILL GO A LONG WAY HOPEFULLY AWARDS U WILL SEE BEFORE MOTHERS DAY!
(* NOTE THE OPTIMISTIC WORD => HOPEFULLY)
AS RACHEL MADOW SAYS: ''WATCH THIS SPACE''
*PLEASE READ TIGER DANCER'S COMMENTS POSTED IN THIS THREAD IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THE TECHNICALITIES OF WHY THIS TOOK SO LONG WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN U MIGHT IMAGINE! AND SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING!
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU =^,,^=
" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~ AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
Once Upon A Time .... An Idea Formed in the Mind Of A Frisky Feisty Feline The Kind U Rarely Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses She Created A Game To Play They Came From Far & Wide To See If It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered Some Went Away In Tears So Now We Will Acknowledge The Winners Of The Year
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GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO ~THE 2019 MEOW MIX AWARDS~ TONIGHT WE HONOR THE BEST OF THE BEST -- AS WELL AS SOME OTHER INTERESTING BOLDLY BIZARRE 'CAT-A-GORYS'
THE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA IS COMING TO YOU FROM ~THE ENCHANTED FOREST~ CELEBRATING OUR THEME OF THE YEAR: **FAERY-TALE-FANTASY**
ALL 'PRESENTERS' MAY ..... MEOW ~ BARK ~ CHIRP ~ GROWL ~HOWL ~ SQUEAK HOOT ~ WHINNY ~ QUACK ... BUT NO 'HUMAN-SPEAK' TRANSLATORS WILL BE ON STAND-BY IF NEEDED FOR SOME NOT AS VOCAL AS OTHERS
NOW PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING WELCOME TO OUR MC's .... THE 3 LITTLE KITTENS ..... TOM ~ MITTENS ~ MOPPET
''O THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE STANDING OVATION -&- PURRRS"
WITHOUT FURTHER QUIRKY COMMENTARY PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SILVER STUDDED SPARKLE CARPET WHICH MAY DULL IN COMPARISON TO THE SPARKLING STARS OF THE 2019 SEASON ....
PLEASE WELCOME OUR SHINING STARS OF 2019 ..... LEADING THE PURRRFOUND PURRRCESSION ARE OUR CO-REIGNING 2018 HORSE OF THE YEAR ~ CATALINA -&- BLUNNY=The Energizer-Bunny TIGER DANCER {2017 CO-HOTY}
DUSTY {2017 CO-HOTY + 2010 HOTY}
RUFFIAN ~ aka "The Cheetah" {2016 HOTY}
REAL QUIET {2015 HOTY}
POST TIME MIKE
PEEPTOAD
THUNDER CAT
RAVEN
CRUZAN
ROAMIN
BRI ===> Welcoming Our New Filly With Wondrous Whinnies
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ WE NOW BEGIN OUR AWESOME AWARDS CAT-STRAVAGANZA!
PRESENTING THE "DISTORTED HUMOR" AWARD IS: ~ALADDIN -&- HIS MAGIC LAMP~ IN A PUFF OF SENSATIONAL SMOKE GENIE HAS EMERGED FROM THE LAMP TAKING COMMAND OF THE PRESENTATION ...
THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD IS EXACTLY WHAT THE NAME IMPLIES 'HUMOR' IS 'SUBJECTIVE' AND WHAT SOME MAY FIND HILARIOUSLY BELLY-ROLLIN FUNNY OTHERS MAY NOT 'GET IT' OR NOT CONSIDER HUMOROUS
WE HAVE 2 HONOREES FOR THIS AWARD ... BECAUSE EACH BRINGS A DIFFERENT 'FLAVOR' OF DISTORTED HUMOR PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE FOR OUR 2 HUMOR AFICIONADOS: ~TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN~
TIGER DANCER FOR: HER THANKSGIVING TURKEY TROT THE HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR AND OCCASIONAL UNIQUE MM RACE CALLS
RUFFIAN FOR: HER IMAGINATIVE, CREATIVE, BI-WEEKLY RACE CALLS
THANK YOU SIR GENIE -&- ALADDIN
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OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE "LOST IN THE FOG"
THIS AWARD CAN EITHER DESIGNATE A WIN WITH THE LOWEST $$$ EARNED - OR - SOMEONE ARRIVING AT THE STARTING GATE TOO LATE TO ENTER -&- GETS D.Q.
TO PRESENT THE 'LOST IN THE FOG' AWARD PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE ~HANSEL -&- GRETEL~ WHO KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT BEING LOST!
''THE AWARD THIS YEAR WAS A PHOTO FINISH DECIDED BY $.20 HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO: ~BLUNNY~ ===> $46.20
AND THE LOST IN THE FOG WINNER: REPEAT 2018 WINNER ~THUNDER CAT~ ===> $46.00
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OUR NEXT AWARD IS: ''THE PRECIOUS'' HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD PLEASE WELCOME ~THE FROG PRINCE~
'ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL' IS A BIT DIFFERENT HERE ''THE PRECIOUS'' = THE 'RING BEARER' IS BASED ON THE FINAL TOP 4 IN A CONTEST: 1st = BRIDE / 2nd = BRIDESMAID / 3rd = FLOWERS / 4th = RING BEARER ''RING BEARER'' RELATES TO FRODO / LOTR / GOLLUM
HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO 3X WINNER: ~BLUNNY~ ===> 15 RINGS
BUT WITH JUST ONE MORE GOLDEN RING THE WINNER IS: ~THUNDER CAT~ ===> 16 RINGS
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THE NEXT AWARD IS THE ''CAT-HOUSE CATNIP KEY"
ENDING UP IN THE CAT HOUSE MEANS ===> LAST PLACE WHY THIS IS AN 'AWARD GETTER' IS BEYOND ME! OF COURSE THE INCENTIVE IS A BATCH OF FRESH CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX + ANCHOVY BUFFET ~ AND OF COURSE THE CHIPPENDALES = THE DANCERS ... NOT THE RODENTS!
BUT ONCE AGAIN .... THE CAT HOUSE QUEEN ---> WITH 20 TRIPS TO THE COSMOPOLITAN ~ CHARISMATIC ~ CHARMING CAT HOUSE ~RUFFIAN~ WHO APPARENTLY NOW -&- THEN LETS HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' REMAIN BACK AT THE BARN TO SNOOZE
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OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE COUNTERPART TO THE CAT HOUSE: OF COURSE ===> "THE DOG HOUSE KEY" PLEASE GIVE A 'HOWLING' HELLACIOUS WELCOME TO ~THE BIG-BAD-WOLF~
THIS YEAR THE DOG HOUSE KEY WAS STOLEN FROM THE START AS IT WAS ALL ~CRUZAN~ RUNNING AWAY WITH IT FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW ===> WITH AN IMPRESSIVE 24 KEYS!
THIS COLT IS OBSESSED WITH EITHER THE MILK-BONE BISCUITS OR THE VEGAS SHOW GIRLS?
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THE NEXT AWARD IS "THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG"
IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT TO CALL THIS AN 'HONOR' BECAUSE THE 'CHALLENGE' OF WINNING THIS YEAR END AWARD MEANS THE RECIPIENT MUST RUN AN ENTIRE DAY AND RETURN TO THE BARN WITH $0 ~ NADA ~ EMPTY PURSE
HERE TO PRESENT THE GOLDEN EGG IS NONE OTHER THAN ~MOTHER GOOSE~ HERSELF LEAVING HER COZY GOOSE EGG NEST TO HONOR US WITH HER QUAZY-QUACKA-DOODLES! ''QUACK QUACK QUACK"
THE HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO ~RUFFIAN~ WITH 2 GOLDEN GOOSE EGGS IN HER FINELY FEATHERED NEST
THE WINNER ... WITH JUST ONE MORE GOOSE EGG IS ~CRUZAN~ ===> 3 EGGS
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OUR NEXT AWARD IS: "THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET"
AS THE BRIDE IS #1, THE BRIDESMAID OR BRIDESMAN IS #2 THE #3 FINISHER MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS, IS THE RECIPIENT OF THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET AWARD
PRESENTING THIS HONOR IS: ~MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY~ WHO LEFT HER GLORIOUS GARDEN TO JOIN US HERE IN THIS ENCHANTED FOREST
HONORABLE MENTION IS SHARED BY: ~RUFFIAN -&- DUSTY~ WITH 12 EACH
AND CATCHING THE BOUQUET A LUCKY #13 TIMES THE WINNER ~THUNDER CAT~
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THE NEXT AWARD IS "THE BRIDESMAID" THIS DOES NOT NECESSARILY IMPLY 'GENDER' AT ALL IT REPRESENTS THE ABILITY TO FINISH 2nd MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE COMPETITION ~
HERE TO PRESENT THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY AND THE ULTIMATE BRIDESMAID GOWN PLEASE WELCOME THE 2 STEP SISTERS WHO ALWAYS FINISH 2nd TO CINDERELLA! ~BRUNHILDA and DRIZELLA~
FINISHING #2 -- AS #2 BRIDESMAID WITH 12 'ALMOST WONS' ~TIGER DANCER~
AND PLAYING THE BRIDESMAID A LUCKY #13 TIMES = ~THUNDER CAT~
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU =^,,^=
" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~ AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "