SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/28 *RESULTS* {Belmont Park}

RUFFIAN · September 29, 2019, 11:39:35 AM

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY AT BELMONT PARK

TODAY IS NATIONAL RABBIT DAY SO THE QUESTION WILL BE:
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO HOP ACROSS THE FINISH LINE

CELEBRATING THIS HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE 'HOP-ALONG' STAKES

OF COURSE WITH JOCKEY SILKS REPRESENTING
CHEETAH, TIGER, RAVEN, BUNNY, CAT, SEMI, FEATHER DUSTER
THERE'S NO TELLING WHO MAY FLY, HOP, SOAR, ROAR TO VICTORY

WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD & EL PRADO
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WILL HAVE 9 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
ALL TRYING THEIR BEST TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR TO THE WIRE!

THE TENACIOUS TEN ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''HOP-ALONG'' STAKES

IT'S A SPEEDY DUO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD

THE RAVEN FLYING HIGH & THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HOPPING AWAY
THESE 2 WILL TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

BLUNNY DID NOT HANDLE THE TURN WELL AND IS DROPPING BACK $:-\$

RAVEN CONTINUES TO SOAR, NOW JOINED BY DUSTY
THESE TWO HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF THE FIELD

RUFFIAN LETTING HER INNER-CHEETAH OUT EARLY IS NEXT
JOINED BY THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WHO REGAINED HIS MOMENTUM

IT'S ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER & THUNDER CAT
WAY FAR BACK ARE ROAMIN, CRUZAN, POST TIME MIKE, CATALINA
WHO HAVE NOT FOUND THEIR BEST STRIDE YET
$:-\$

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

RAVEN CONTINUES TO FLY WELL AHEAD OF THE REST
BUT DUSTY IS STAYING RIGHT THERE WITH HIM

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS HOPPING RIGHT ALONG
AND ROAMIN WHO FINALLY HIT HIGH GEAR SURGING FROM FAR BACK

CATALINA & POST TIME MIKE SUDDENLY AWAKENED THEIR 'ENERGY GENES'
AND BOTH ARE MOVING UP QUICKLY

DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT IS FINALLY MAKING HER BEST MOVE
TO TRY AND REPEAT HER ROARING VICTORY

RUFFIAN'S 'INNER-CHEETAH' DECIDED THAT RUNNING FAST
WAS NOT ON THE AGENDA TODAY, AND IS LAGGING BEHIND $:-\$

TIGER DANCER IS EVEN FARTHER BACK
FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC CLODDISH CRUZAN WHO SEEMS
DEFINITELY DETERMINED TO GET THE 2019 DOG HOUSE KEY!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

RAVEN FLYING HIGH CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
DUSTY IS NOT LETTING HIM GET AWAY
THESE 2 ARE NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES

UP THE RAIL IT IS DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WITH A ROAR OF HER OWN
PASSING EVERYONE STANDING IN HER WAY OF A REPEAT WIN ~
WITH ONLY THE RAVEN FLYING IN FRONT OF HER NOW

BUT THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

CAN THE SOARING RAVEN HOLD ON OR WILL THE WINGS TIRE?
WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THE THUNDERING CAT!

THE ANSWER TO BOTH QUESTIONS CAME QUICKLY
WITH A VERY NECESSARY PHOTO TO DETERMINE THE OUTCOME!
THIS MAY EVEN BE A DEAD HEAT! IT'S THAT CLOSE!
A CAT WHISKER OR A RAVEN WING WILL MAKE THE DIFFERENCE!

3 OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING

3 TRAINERS RUSHING OUT ONTO THE TRACK
3 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES

STEWARDS TAKING A VERY LONG TIME REVIEWING THE REPLAY
THE CROWD IS GETTING RESTLESS AND LOUD

HIGH TONED FEMALE VOICES SCREECHING FOR THUNDER CAT
LOWER TONED MALE SHOUTING FOR THE RAVEN

FINALLY! THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING!
HIGH TONED SQUEALS OF DELIGHT

LOWER TONED GROANS OF DISAPPOINTMENT

*CLOSEST FINISH OF THE YEAR!*

THUNDER CAT BY THE SLIMMEST OF WHISKERS HAS WON A ROARING REPEAT VICTORY

RAVEN WHO FLEW FURIOUSLY, FAST & FIRST FROM THE GATE IS 2nd $:-\$

DUSTY JUST MISSING OUT ON THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

FENDS OFF 'THE BUNNY' TO CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ONCE AGAIN RETURNS
TO HIS FAVORITE VACATION SPOT OF 'THE SHIRE' TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

'HOP-ALONG' STAKES
{{ REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFINATOR IN CHARGE }}
[email protected]

* CATNIP & CALCULATOR COMBO = NO GUARANTEE OF ACCURACY*
$:-\$

{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $57.40

* ''HOP-ALONG'' CHAMP! RUNS FOR 3-PEAT NEXT TIME!

STEWARDS INQUIRY: MOVES RAVEN FROM 2ND TO 3RD

#2 ===> *** CATALINA = $56.50

#3 = RAVEN = $56 = MOVED DOWN TO 3rd
* His Groom Will Be Questioned Re: Feather Trimming!

Misses The Bridesmaid Trophy but Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

#4 = DUSTY = $54.30 = MOVES DOWN TO 4TH TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS
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$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$

BLUNNY = $49.10
* Hopped Along With Good Energy

ROAMIN = $42

CATALINA = $35.70

POST TIME MIKE = $31.90

RUFFIAN = $27.80

TIGER DANCER = $20.50

CRUZAN = $14
*Ye Ole Dog House Awaits With Biscuits, Chew Toys, Vegas Showgirls

Not Such A Bad Compensation Or Incentive?

WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM BELMONT PARK
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME

REMINDING ALL OF TODAY'S HOLIDAY: NATIONAL RABBIT DAY
SO BE SURE TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THAT
''SOME BUNNY LOVES EM''

SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/28 RESULTS {Belmont Park}

RUFFIAN

RUFFIAN

Catalina

Cigarshop

Raven

Dusty