MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 7/3 *** RESULTS *** @ WOODBINE

[RUFFIAN]

                                                             

       GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
       TODAY WE ARE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK IN CANADA
                                 

                OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE = BOTS
                               BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FEARSOME FRISKY FILLYS VS:  CONTENTIOUS CAPABLE COLTS
                                        

     DEFENDING CHAMP, THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER
WILL HAVE TEN CANTANKEROUS CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
    A REPEAT RAUCOUS REPEAT OF TIGER DANCING TO VICTORY

                THE EXUBERANT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE

AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE!

IT'S A FIERY FAST TRIO OUT FOR A HUGE LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
                                  RAVEN ~ EL PRADO & ROAMIN
                               
                   
                            OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

           OF THE 3 LEAVING THE GATE WITH A HUGE LEAD ~
  ONLY EL PRADO CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN SUPER SPEED
BOTH ROMIN & RAVEN ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS ON THE TURN,
                     LOSE MOMENTUM, DROPPING BACK
   AS THE FRISKY FILLY LEAVES THE 2 COLTS IN HER WAKE
                                                                     

DUSTY & THUNDER CAT ARE NOW MOVING UP PASSING THE 2 COLTS
   BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE ENERGETIC EL PRADO  IN FRONT ~

ROAMIN IS NEXT RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF DUSTY & THUNDER CAT

                      IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO RAVEN

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & BLUNNY

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE THE STRAGGLERS
DEFENDING CHAMP ~ TIGER DANCER,  CIGARSHOP AT HER TAIL
AND A STRUGGLING RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY HAS FORGOTTEN
TO AWAKE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'  SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED YET

                    THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

EL PRADO STARTING TO FALTER LOSING GROUND QUICKLY AS NOW
IT IS A FIERCELY FAST ROAMIN, REGAINING HIS EARLY MOMENTUM,
                    RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF THE FILLY IN FRONT

   THUNDER CAT & DUSTY CONTINUE MOVING WELL ARE NEXT

            SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IT'S A QUICK QUARTET OF
THE NOT SO ENERGIZED-BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ RAVEN

FAR BACK IS THE NOT SO DYNAMIC DUO OF RUFFIAN
        AND DEFENDING CHAMPION, TIGER DANCER,
WHOSE DANCE IS MORE LIKE A SLOW-STEPPIN-SAMBA

                 AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN PASSING EL PRADO & NOW IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
                                                                         

EL PRADO, NOT GIVING UP OR GIVING IN IS NEXT BUT FAR BACK
       THUNDER CAT & DUSTY IN A BATTLE FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'

AT THE WIRE THERE IS NO DOUBT WHO GETS THE BOTS VICTORY!
A RECALCITRANT RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAMIN RACES TO THE WIRE 1st
                                     

                EL PRADO DETERMINEDLY HOLDS ON FOR 2nd
A PHOTO FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET GOES TO THUNDER CAT
              DUSTY  STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'  FROM GOLLUM!

                 $$$$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE BOTS  $$$$$   
                            {{  SUBMIT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFZILLA }}
                                         ( [email protected] )
                      CATS & CATNIP ON CALCULATORS MAY HAVE ISSUES
                                                   

ROAMIN = $71.60     
* Bold & Brave

EL PRADO = $54.30
* Almost Awesome For The Fillys = Bridesmaid   

THUNDER CAT = $48.80
*Bodacious Bouquet         

DUSTY = $46.30
*Close Photo For Bouquet ~ To The Shire To Steal The 'Precious' From Gollum!   

                                  $$$    ALSO RAN    $$$   

CRUZAN = $34.60

BLUNNY = $32.40

CIGARSHOP = $30.20

RAVEN = $30

RUFFIAN = $19.70

{{ DC }} TIGER DANCER = $11.60
    * Cat House Awaits  ~ Catnip & Chippendales *
                           YO-YO-MAMA
                  PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE
                           

         WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
                                       

[Cigarshop]

Roamin with a nice win

Race call very good & timely