MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/19 *RESULTS*

[RUFFIAN]

                                               

            GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                            FROM EVANGELINE RACETRACK

WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO ~ CRUZAN ~ CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE JUST 6 CHALLENGERS
               TO TRY AND PREVENT A REPEAT ROMP ~
                    WITH 6 U GET EGG ROLL 
            BUT WITH 6 U CAN ALSO BE DEFEATED!
                                       

           FEATURE EVENT: B O T S   
                BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS: COMPETITIVE CAPABLE COLTS
                             

   THE SAUCY SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

               AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO
                                     
LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT IT IS ROAMIN OUT FOR A GIGANTIC LEAD
                     TAKING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
                                     

                        OUT OF TURN THEY COME

ROAMIN STILL IN THE LEAD BUT NOW WITH 2 FIERCE FILLYS
RIGHT ON HIS TAIL AS RUFFIAN RELEASING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
               AND TIGER DANCER IS ROARING UP THE RAIL!
                                 
     
THUNDER CAT HAS JOINED RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER AS
THESE 3 FILLYS ARE IN HOT PURRRRSUIT OF ROAMIN!

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY
WHO IS GONNA HAVE TO PICK UP HER PACE TO HAVE A SHOT
                  AT A REPEAT WINNING EFFORT

      THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HAS JOINED DUSTY
FARTHER BACK IN ANOTHE TIME ZONE IS CIGARSHOP
   WHO SO FAR HAS NOT LIT UP HIS 'SMOKIN' SPEED

            THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

IT IS NOW TURNING INTO A MATCH RACE OF ROAMIN & RUFFIAN
                               

SADLY, TIGER DANCER LOST ALL MOMENTUM LOSING HER FOCUS
             WATCHING A FLOCK OF GULLS IN THE INFIELD!
          ''BIRD WATCHING'' MAY BE A WONDERFUL THING
                  BUT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE!
                                     

THUNDER CAT & NOW THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

                  AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN & RUFFIAN LOCKED IN A BOLD BRACING BATTLE TO THE WIRE
                                   

THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY IN A FIERCE FIGHT FOR THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'
                                     

  AT THE WIRE IT'S  .................  PHOTO FINISH! HOLD ALL TICKETS
                                  JOCKEY OBJECTIONS 
                               AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY

IT IS ROAMIN WHO IS VICTORIOUS FOR THE COLTS IN BOTS! 
    RUFFIAN LOSING FOR THE FILLYS BY A WISPY WHISKER   
THUNDER CAT HOLDS OFF BLUNNY FOR THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' 
AND ONCE AGAIN, BACK IN HIS '2nd HOME' THE SHIRE IS BLUNNY   

                             $$$  OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH  $$$
                        {{PLEASE REPORT $$ ERRORS TO CATZILLA}}
                                     [email protected]
                              {MATH IS NOT HER STRONG SUIT}
                                                     

ROAMIN = $48.60   
*Classy & Confident Gate To Wire

RUFFIAN = $43
*A Whisker Loss Is Still A Loss Sadly For The Fillys   

THUNDER CAT = $35.30
*Strong 1st Half   

BLUNNY = $32.50
*It's Almost As If He TRIES To Return To The Shire!    

TIGER DANCER = $25.20

{{DC}} DUSTY = $18.80
*Almost A Cat House Visit

CIGARSHOP = $9.20
*To The Dog House He Goes
  Milk Bone Biscuits, Rawhide, Kibble & Vegas Show Girls
What's Not To Like  ~ PLUS ~ The Scoring Calculator Next Race! 

    WE NOW BID YOU A FOND ADIEU FROM EVANGELINE
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
                                               

[Roamin]

Lady Cat, I am glad I had won but the total I had was $46.40.  But a win is a win.  Thank you for the good race call.

[RUFFIAN]

                           

{{ROAMIN ===> "Lady Cat, I am glad I had won but the total I had was $46.40 }}

I did the totals again and I still get $48.60 based upon the following 
             Maybe you can see where I have a wrong amount?

Race one $24.80
Race three $4.60
Race five $2.40
Race six $4.60
Race eight $12.20
——————————
$48.60

[Cigarshop]

Congrats to Roamin......

Nice race call & timely posting of said results

I couldn't be happier being in the penthouse, been a while

[RUFFIAN]

                               

CIGARSHOP CHIRPS
"... I couldn't be happier being in the penthouse, been a while"

ROAMIN IS IN THE PENTHOUSE 

CIGARSHOP IS IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE   

[Roamin]

Lady Cat, your figs are right, my mistake was the 3rd race . sorry.

[Dusty]

CONGRATS Roamin!!!!