MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 6/12 *** RESULTS ***

Started by RUFFIAN, June 13, 2019, 03:05:43 PM

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RUFFIAN

                                            :forruffian:

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
          TODAY WE ARE AT EVANGELINE DOWNS

    WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN WILL HAVE 7 WORTHY CHALLENGERS
                :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry:

          THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
     WHAT WILL BE THE DEFENDING CHAMP'S FATE?

                      AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

        IT'S A FRISKY FOURSOME OUT WITH THE EARLY LEAD
RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY & THE LONE COLT, BLUNNY
               :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:

             THIS QUIRKY QUARTET LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

                              OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME   

OUT OF THE FOUR HEADING INTO THE TURN
  ONLY 2 HAVE EMERGED WAY FAR AHEAD
RUFFIAN & CRUZAN ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS
LOST ALL MOMENTUM WHEN FIRST THEY HAD LED

IT IS NOW DUSTY FLYING LIKE PEGASUS FAR IN FRONT
             TIGER DANCER IS RIGHT AT HER TAIL
                         :rhrse:     :rhrse:

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS NEXT BUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
       ROAMIN & RUFFIAN FOLLOWING THE 'BUNNY'

BACK IN THE 'OUTFIELD' ARE THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP
JUST MEANDERING ALONG WATCHING THE INFIELD SHENANIGANS

                        THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH     

   IT IS NOW A MATCH RACE BETWEEN DUSTY & TIGER DANCER
                                     :rhrse: :rhrse:

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE RUNNING FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
                         
IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO CRUZAN, BLUNNY & RUFFIAN
THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP & ROAMIN AS
IT IS NOW THUNDER CAT ALONE AT THE BACK OF THE PACK

                         AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME   

DUSTY ALONE ON THE LEAD SHOWING SIGNS OF TIRING
        TIGER DANCER 11 LENGTHS BACK & ALL OUT
BUT NOT GAINING ON THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY AT THE FRONT
                :rhrse:                                             :rhrse:

          IT'S ALMOST 20 LENGTHS BACK TO THE TRIO OF
    CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & RUFFIAN FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY
CIGARSHOP & ROAMIN AS THUNDER CAT ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK
       AND PROBABLY HEADING FOR YE OLE CAT HOUSE!

DUSTY EASILY CROSSES THE FINISH LINE IN VICTORY   :celebrate:
TIGER DANCER AS GAME AS CAN BE,  JUST NOT ENOUGH   :banghead:
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET   :)
AND THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WITH ENOUGH POWER IN HIS BATTERY PACK,
                SHAKES OFF RUFFIAN, TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'   :evil:

                      $$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
       {{ REPORT ALL $$ OBJECTIONS TO 'THE RUFFINATOR' }}
                            [email protected]
:evil: *** DISCLAIMER:  CATS MAY HAVE CALCULATOR ISSUES ***  :evil:

DUSTY = $80.70   :celebrate:
*Powerful PurrrFormance & A Yo-Yo-Mama Award Too
                    Cat House To Penthouse

TIGER DANCER = $64.40
*Her 'Heart' In The Right Place, Her 'Warrior' Not So Much   :banghead:

{{DC}} CRUZAN = $37
*Check Engine Light On ~ Cruise Control MalFunction!  :evil:

BLUNNY = $32
*Back In The Shire He Loves So Much ~ Evading Gollum!   :o

                              :rhrse:   ALSO RAN   :rhrse:

RUFFIAN = $31.20

CIGARSHOP = $28.80

ROAMIN = $28.20

THUNDER CAT = $19.20  {Charleston Time!}
Headin To The Cat House For Meow Mix, Catnip & Chippendales
                                  :forruffian:

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CAJUN COUNTRY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
                                   :girlkiss:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
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Cigarshop

Congrats to Dusty....

Nice race call & very timely posting of results