MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ JAN 2 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

                                               
         **CONGRATS TO ---> THE 'DUSTY ONE'   
    THE  FLAMBOYANT FILLY DUSTED THE FIELD IMPRESSIVELY
                                         

WE WELCOME IN THE NEW 2019 YEAR TODAY WITH A BOTS CHALLENGE
      FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS COURAGEOUS COLTS
                                         

                  JANUARY 2nd IS "Happy Mew Year for Cats"  Day
                                HONORING THAT HOLIDAY
                   

                     OUR FEATURE EVENT: FOR THE NEW YEAR
                        ''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?''  STAKES
                                           

      VENUE CHOICE: DELTA DOWNS 

       
   **POST TIMES: 6:25 ET // 5:25 CT // 4:25 MT // 3:25 PT**


        SCORE-KEEPER:     
FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE, AMIDST MILK-BONE BISCUITS
        { AND HE WILL DEFINITELY 'MIND HIS BISCUITS' }
WILL BE OUR NEWCOMER ~ *ROAMIN* WHO HAS NOT HAD
THE COMICAL CHALLENGE OF PRESENTING A RACE CALL!    
                                 
IN THE EVENT, ROAMIN IS UNABLE TO FIND HIS CALCULATOR ~
    THE 'RUFF' ONE SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PURRR RESULTS


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[RUFFIAN]

           

DYNAMIC ~ DARING ~
      DAUNTING + DECEPTIVE @ DELTA   


R1 = 6  2  8  9  4
SONG
LIGHT
COMLETE


R2 = 6  10  7  2  8
AZARUK
TAKE CHARGE 
HEARTS

R3 = 10  1  3  5  6  {TORN TWEEN TOP 2}   
LION SHARE OF PROMISE       
PATES CAT {Who's Pate? Or Is This Fancy Feast PATE}   
DANCE

R4 = 2  3  7  4  1
COOL KITTY {Understatement Today! Frozen Whiskers} 
STAR
ANGEL CAT   


R5 = 2  4  8  3  7
HEART WARRIOR
MEMORY
REBEL

R6 = 3  9  10  7  4
FACETS OF ICE
SCORES
NOTES

R7 = 6  5  2  9  8
RING NECKED DOVE
WAIT N C SPRING
PURELY

R8 = 10  5  6  2  4
TURN UP THE LIGHTS {Not In MY Home!}
SHABOXXO
SCRUTINY

R9 = 3  1  2  5  6
WHITE OAK
CARELESS WHISPER
MORONETTE

R10 =  9  7  6  3  1
THEY'LL SEE INTI ME
REALITY
GHOST

[Dusty]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

1. 1/5/9
2. 5/4/9
3. 4/8/10
4. 10/4/3
5. 9/4/2
6. 4/2/9
7. 2/6/1
8. 6/3/2
9. 6/4/7
10. 5/2/4

GOOD LUCK All!!

[Cigarshop]

1st:   7,1
2nd:  7,1
3rd:   1,7
4th:   2,4
5th:   4,2
6th:   1,2
7th:   1,2
8th:   2,5
9th:   5,1
10th: 4,3

[TIGER DANCER]

 


R-1:  5 - 9 - 4

R-2:  10 - 6 - 7

R-3:  2 - 1 - 10 - 6

R-4:  7 - 4 - 2 - 3

R-5:  6 - 2 - 8

R-6:  8 - 10 - 9

R-7:  8 - 9 - 3

R-8:  10 - 5 - 6

R-9:  3 - 6 - 5

R-10:  2 - 6 - 3

 

[Catalina]

RACE 1   -  3, 9, 5, 7
RACE 2   -  9, 10, 1, 4
RACE 3   -  7, 1, 8
RACE 4   -  7, 8, 6, 3
RACE 5   -  9, 8, 1, 6
RACE 6   -  6, 3, 5, 7   
RACE 7   -  8, 9, 3, 1
RACE 8   -  2, 5, 8, 9
RACE 9   -  4, 5, 1
RACE 10  -  5, 4, 2, 6

Good luck to all!   

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 4, 3, 2
2 -- 1, 4, 7
3 -- 9, 6, 4
4 -- 1, 11, 10
5 -- 6, 8, 1
6 -- 10, 8, 3
7 -- 4, 12, 2
8 -- 3, 9, 10
9 -- 5, 9, 2
10 -- 7, 11, 2

[THUNDER CAT]

Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 1, 7, 3
2 -- 5, 1, 10
3 -- 8, 2, 4
4 -- 4, 2, 3
5 -- 1, 8, 9
6 -- 3, 2, 7
7 -- 9, 1, 2
8 -- 5, 2, 9
9 -- 4, 1, 5
10 -- 4, 3, 6

[ElPrado]

1)  3  ,   6

2)  6  ,   10

3)  2  ,   9

4)  10   , 6

5)   3   ,  7

6)   3  ,  2

7)   8  ,  5

   6  ,  2

9)   2  ,  7

10)  5  , 1

That was a rush job.🤣

[ElPrado]

And to think, if you had just picked Tampa Bay, somebody could have picked a $38 and change winner, a $78 + change winner, and a $83 + change winner today!   Or something close enough to that it makes no difference. :chickendance:

[RUFFIAN]

        **MEW YEAR RESULTS**

       
  GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
         TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM DELTA DOWNS

TODAY BEING THE 1st WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH
    IS ALSO A BOTS DAY: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
       FIERCE FILLYS --VS-- CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                 
 
   

WELCOMING IN THE NEW YEAR
     OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE THE:
''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT'' STAKES

                           

MIDWEEK 'MAYHEM' IS EXACTLY WHAT TODAY HAS TURNED INTO!
     DUE TO INCOMING WEATHER CHANGES
            OUR RACE CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN CHANGED
     FROM ORIGINAL 10 FURLONGS TO A 5 FURLONG SPRINT
                                   

DUE TO LATE SCRATCHES OF CRUZAN -&- ROAMIN
     DEFENDING CHAMP  ~DUSTY~
           WILL HAVE JUST 7 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP ANOTHER 'DUST STORM' REPEAT

THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE
                              ''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT'' STAKES



IT'S 2 FRISKY FILLYS LEADING THE WAY
        DUSTY -&- THUNDER CAT
            

FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY:
     BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO:
CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


   SUDDENLY ... THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
LOOKING BACK AT THE TIRING TRIO IN THE DISTANCE

TIGER DANCER WITH A MIGHTY RESOUNDING ROAR
AND EL PRADO WITH AN EQUALLY ENERGIZED MOVE
HAVE FLOWN BY THE FIELD AS IF THEY WERE ALL OUT
           FOR A MORNING WORKOUT JOG!


    ~~DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


TIGER DANCER -&- EL PRADO ....
  NECK + NECK, WHISKER TO WHISKER
    AS THE DYNAMIC DUO HEAD TO THE WIRE
                                 
THUNDER CAT IS ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH 
   THE FEARSOMELY FAST FILLYS IN THE FRONT

BLUNNY IS NEXT -- BUT IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
               DUSTY ~ CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP

TRAILING THE FIELD IS A FLUSTERED, FRUSTRATED, FRAZZLED FILLY
  ~RUFFIAN~  WANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
       TRYING TO AVOID THE RAINDROPS
           AS IF THEY WERE TINY ATTACK MODULES!
YOU MIGHT THINK SHE WAS AN ARABIAN, WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR!
                                       

SUDDENLY, TIGER DANCER DECIDES THAT ENUFF IS ENUFF!
           
                                     

SHAKING LOOSE FROM EL PRADO ... THE TIGER 2-STEP-DANCE
   HAS TURNED INTO A TIGER RUNAWAY RUMBA
AS THE FORMIDABLE FLAMBOYANT FILLY
   NOW MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
PUTTING A PRETTY TIGER WHISKER ON THE WIRE!
                                                            

EL PRADO HOLDS ON FOR 2nd & THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

THUNDER CAT WINNING THE BOUQUET OF *TIGER LILLYS*
           ~ AIN'T IRONY AWESOME! 

THE ''ENERGIZER~BLUNNY'' PICKING RIGHT UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF
      HAS YET AGAIN MANAGED TO STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
MAKING PEOPLE WONDER IF PERHAPS HE IS RELATED TO GOLLUM? 
   
     FIRST BOTS OF 2019 GOES TO THE FILLYS   
       



$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                   

1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $64.20   
*In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle, The TIGER Roars Tonight
~WINNER / EMPRESS OF THE DELTA NILE~


2nd ~ EL PRADO === $43.40
*Good Effort   
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $35.80
*Take Time To Smell The Flowers {Not Eat Em!}
   ~FLOWER-BEARER~
.....



4th ~ BLUNNY === $35.40
*Watch Out: Gollum Spotted Lurking In Shed Row   
~RING-THIEF~   


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}DUSTY === $29.60
*Feather Dusters Fluster In The Rain!

CATALINA === $16.40

CIGARSHOP === $13.80

RUFFIAN === $6.40
*With 2 Year-End Cat House Keys In Her Paws   
Looks Like She Is Goin For Cat-House-3Peat!

                         


WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM DELTA DOWNS
   RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN ON OUR HEADS
      SO TAKE IT EASY ON THE DRIVE HOME
          BETTER SLOW ~ SAFE ~ SOBER
THAN SPEEDY GONZALES TO THE AMBULANCE!
                             


~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
   

[Cigarshop]

I personally couldn't be happier with the results.... me lady LeTigre wins.... a bubble bath & some champagne waits you

stellar race call

[Dusty]

Congrats TIGER!!!

[Catalina]

Congrats to Tiger Dancer!  Well done!!!

[Catalina]

Cute graphics, Tiger!