MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 11/28 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK

[RUFFIAN]

                                               
                     THE TURKEY TROT RESULTS STILL IN PROGRESS
       TIGER DANCER HAD OUT OF STATE THANKSGIVING COMPANY 
SHE IS CATCHING UP NOW ON THE TURKEY TROT GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GANZA

           THE ''BE THANKFUL'' STAKES WINNER IS ===> CRUZAN <=== 
                         *** 2017 REPEAT GOBBLE GOBBLE TROTTING WINNER  ***
               

                            VENUE:  REMINGTON PARK   

           POST TIMES:  7:07 *CENTRAL*  // 8:07 ET // 6:07 MT // 5:07 PT
   
                                      SCOREKEEPER ===> RUFFIAN

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY DO IT WRONG
THEN SAD WHEN SEE D.Q.
        

[RUFFIAN]

                                                       

RECALCITRANT ~ RAMBUNCTIOUS ~ RECKLESS & ROGUISH
                                       OR
         REGRETFULLY RATHER RISKY + RIDICULOUS!
                      OR         

R1 = 7  1  8  6  4
LINNEAU
SLEW SLEW WHO?
SMOKEY

R2 = 5  7  4  2  3
WHO DIS LIL MISS? {Layla}   
DIAMOND LEGACY
CANEEL GRAY

R3 = 7  3  1  6  4
BIG KITTY KITTY {aka: Cheetah}   
ACE QUEEN
NOTABLE INTEREST {Notable Cat}

R4 = 1  2  5  7  6
RAGING TOWN
FLIGHT QUEEN
FIDDLERS TSUNAMI
{As Rome Burned?}

R5 = 1  8  2  7  6
COWBOY CACTUS 
ZILKER
MIDNIGHT LINGER

R6 = 4  6  1  8  7
INCLUSIVELY
LAST I KNEW
CASH IN THE TICKET

R7 = 6  9  5  2  3
SHOW BIZ {Memories!} 
NORTHERN TRAIL
BREAKIN DAYLIGHT

R8 = 7  6  5  8  9
GIVE ME EXCITATION!
SEISMIC FORCE
BIGSHOT

R9 = 12  8  10  2  4
GOSPEL ZESTY {Dam: Answer The CAT / Roar Of The TIGER}   
STORM TO PASS
WORTHY CAUSE

[Dusty]

Here we go....

1. 2/4/5
2. 1/6/3

3. 9/4/2

4. 3/4/6

5. 2/4/8

6. 8/2/1
7. 6/1/9
8. 6/1/4
9. 9/7/2



GOOD LUCK ALL!

[THUNDER CAT]

Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 6, 4, 5
2 -- 3, 1, 5
3 -- 5, 2, 4
4 -- 3, 6, 7
5 -- 6, 8, 4
6 -- 1, 4, 5
7 -- 5, 2, 1
8 -- 1, 5, 4
9 -- 3, 9, 6

Now of to the Casino

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 4, 6, 5
2 -- 1, 3, 5
3 -- 2, 5, 4
4 -- 6, 3, 7
5 -- 6, 8, 5
6 -- 1, 4, 5
7 -- 2, 5, 1
8 -- 1, 5, 4
9 -- 3, 7, 9

I will be standing on a traffic island with a sign, need money, wife in casino

[Real Quiet]

R1...4-2-5
R2...1-7-3
R3...7-3
R4...2-6-3
R5...6-1-3
R6...1-6
R7...2-9-1
R8...1-6-4
R9...3-8-11

[cruzan200246]

R1. 2-5-6
R2. 6-7-5
R3. 3-9-8
R4. 5-8-3
R5. 3-8-7
R6. 5-6-7
R7. 4-5-9
R8. 5-4-7
R9. 11-12-4

[Cigarshop]

 

1-  4,5
2-  1,3
3-  5,9
4-  5,6
5-  6,4
6-  1,4
7-  1,2
8-  1,4
9-  3,9

[TIGER DANCER]

R-1:  4 - 1 - 7

R-2:  4 - 1 - 7

R-3:  3 - 1 - 7 - 6

R-4:  5 - 2 - 1

R-5:  5 - 2 - 8

R-6:  4 - 1 - 3

R-7:  7 - 9 - 4

R-8:  4 - 7 - 6

R-9:  8 - 5 - 6 - 9

[RUFFIAN]

                 **RESULTS**



GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM REMINGTON PARK IN OKLAHOMA
WHERE ''THE WIND COMES SWEEPIN DOWN THE PLAINS''

THE WIND MAY BE SWIFT BUT MAYBE NOT AS FAST AS
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT IN THE GATE WITH 7 OF THEM
  TRYING TO PREVENT DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN
   FROM 'CRUISIN' TO ANOTHER VICTORY GALLOP!

THE EXCELLENT EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

   AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....



A FRISKY FOURSOME TAKE A SHORT EARLY LEAD
BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CIGARSHOP

THAT LEAD IS VERY SHORT LIVED AS THE OTHER FOUR
QUICKLY CATCH UP HEADING INTO THE TURN AS ALL 8
ARE SHOWING AN EVENLY MATCHED EFFORT ~ SO FAR


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IT IS NOW A TENACIOUS TRIO TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD
REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN ~ THUNDER CAT WITH A
VERY DETERMINED  DUSTY RIGHT THERE AT THE TRIO-TAILS

IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN ~ BLUNNY

FAR BACK LOSING TOUCH WITH THE FIELD SO FAR
    IS TIGER DANCER MORE ENAMORED BY THE
HIGH FLYING FLOCK OF SCISSOR-TAILED-FLYCATCHERS
           FLUTTERING IN THE INFIELD!



     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


REAL QUIET & THUNDER CAT CONTINUE TO RUN STRONGLY IN FRONT
DUSTY RUNNING VERY WELL IS RIGHT THERE WITH THAT DUO

CRUZAN FRANTICALLY FREAKED AT THE FLOCK OF FLYCATCHERS
THAT TIGER DANCER WAS SO ENCHANTED BY, BUT THE QUIRKY-COLT
     LOSING ALL FOCUS ON RUNNING IS NOW BACKING UP TO
           AVOID THE IMAGINARY THREAT OF THE BEAUTIFUL BIRDS!

SUDDENLY THE ROAR OF THE CROWD MATCHES THE ROAR OF
RUFFIAN WHO LET HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' COME OUT TO PLAY!

           .... AND THERE SHE GOES FOLKS!



THE FRUSTRATED FRISKY FILLY FINALLY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF
LINGERING IN THE SHADOWS OF THE FRONT RUNNERS
~ TAKING OVER THE LEAD WITH HER IMITATION OF
              ''WELCOME-TO-THE-JUNGLE''
  INNER-CHEETAH SEEING PREY READY TO POUNCE
         DISPLAYING SUPERIOR SPEED & POWER



REAL QUIET -&- THUNDER CAT SUDDENLY STUNNED BY
      THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY FLYING BY
              THAT BOTH LOST THEIR MOMENTUM

DUSTY WAS NOT DETERRED AT ALL BY THE CAPRICIOUS-CHEETAH
CAROUSING ON BY ~ INCREASING HER SPEED ~ NOW RUNNING
RIGHT ON BY REAL QUIET -&- THUNDER CAT TO OFFER A CONTENTIOUS       
     CHALLENGE TO THE CAPRICIOUS  CHEETAH ON THE LEAD!
       


CIGARSHOP FINALLY FOUND HIS BEST STRIDE MOVING UP INTO
CONTENTION FOR A POSSIBLE PIECE OF THE PURSE MONEY

      IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE TURTLE-TEMP0-TRIO OF
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ BLUNNY WHO
APPARENTLY FAILED TO BRING HIS BATTERY-CHARGER TO THE BARN
             


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


THE RUNAWAY RUFFIAN NOW HAS
A DETERMINED DUSTY TO CONTEND WITH --
AS THESE TWO FEARLESSLY FAST FILLYS
HEAD TO THE WIRE NECK -&- NECK
       WITH WHAT MAY NEED
A PHOTO TO DETERMINE THE OUTCOME!



REAL QUIET & THUNDER CAT IN A MATCH RACE OF THEIR OWN
FOR THE FLOWERS OR THE PRESTIGIOUS 'PRECIOUS'
ARE SIDE BY SIDE WITH A CHALLENGING CIGARSHOP JUST A LENGTH BACK

THE TURTLE-TRIO AT THE BACK REMAINS TROTTING ALONG TIMIDLY
SHOWING LITTLE EFFORT OR INTEREST IN CATCHING UP

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET WITH A THUNDERING ROAR
AS THE TWO FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLYS HIT THE WIRE
TOGETHER WITH A BIG QUESTION MARK LOOMING OVER THE
TOTE BOARD DETERMINING WHICH FILLY-WHISKER LANDED
                   ON THE FINISH LINE FIRST?
                 



**OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING**
     


2 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE AS 2 TRAINERS HIT THE TRACK RUNNING
EACH INSISTING ON BLATANTLY BOLD INTERFERENCE
              IN THE FINAL FURLONG BY BOTH FILLYS!

THE STEWARDS, EXAMINING THE REPLAY OF THE FINAL STRIDES
ADMIT TO SEEING SOME BRUSHING ~ NUDGING ~ BUMPING
       AND EQUALLY ENERGETIC AGGRESSION
BUT WITH BOTH FILLYS EQUALLY GUILTY
     THE NOSE WHISKERS OF THE DUSTY ONE
         APPEAR TO HAVE TOUCHED THE WIRE
              A MIRACULOUS MOMENT AHEAD OF RUFFIAN


$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
{Report $$ Objections To Track Supurr-Intendent}
             **[email protected]**


1st ~ DUSTY === $58.20
*Spectacular Speedy Surge When It Mattered
~WINNER / BRIDE~


2nd ~ RUFFIAN === $55.60
*A Cheerfully Confidant Cheetah~
Quickly Converted to Grumpy Cat
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ REAL QUIET === $48.50
*Fiercely Fought For Flowers Bouquet
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ THUNDER CAT === $47.00
*Loses Flowers But Steals 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~


   ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $40.10

{DC} CRUZAN === $33.60
*Fiercely Fast First Half  ~ Faded In Final Furlongs

TIGER DANCER === $28.80
*Escapes Cat House By A Dramatic Dime!

BLUNNY === $28.70
*The Bunny Hutch {Dog House} Awaits
With Aroma Of Fresh Carrots
  Milk-Bone Doggie Biscuits
And The Quirky Calculator To Tally
Next Week Bodacious BOTS Challenge


               


WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM REMINGTON PARK
   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
AND A REMINDER THAN *NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE*


    ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
         

[Cigarshop]

Well done Dusty a very nice victory

Race call & picturefications were stupendous as per usual....