MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 7/04 + *RESULTS* @ MONMOUTH PARK

[RUFFIAN]

                           

CONGRATS TO THE CHARISMATIC CRUISIN-CRUZAN
WHO IS HOTTER THAN A JULY 4TH FIRECRACKER LATELY!
             
              

              VENUE CHOICE: MONMOUTH PARK
   
                    OUR FEATURE EVENT: 
THE 'FIERCE + FEARLESS FIRECRACKER' STAKES

                    POST TIMES 
12:50 ET // 11:50 AM CT // 10:50 AM MT // 9:50 AM PT

            ===== SCOREKEEPER =====

SCORING FROM THE CANTANKEROUS CAT HOUSE
                            WILL BE: EL PRADO
IF SHE IS NOT UP TO THE TASK THEN THE RUFF-CAT
       WILL ROAR ON IN TO TALLY THE TOTALS

                               



                         

[Cigarshop]

1st:  1,2
2nd: 2,1
3rd:  2,1
4th:  1,2
5th:  2,1
6th:  1,2
7th:  2,1
8th:  1,2
9th:  1,2

[RUFFIAN]

                                               


METEORITIC MULTIFARIOUS MULTIDIMENSIONAL + MYSTIFYING

R1 >>>  3  8  5  2  6
PINKOUT

EBONY BALL
JERSEY RICH (Dam By: Black Tie Affair: My #1 Love)   


R2 >>>  5  6  8  4  3
ABUNDANT FAITH
(Sharp Humor By Distorted Humor: #1 Fave Sire)   

HONOR N INTEGRITY
MONEY ILLUSION


R3 >>>  7  5  4  6  8
SPEED RUNNING WILD
(And Tickets To Prove It)
             

I IDOLIZE YOU (Zenyatta)
X Y RUNNER


R4 >>>  9 / AE ~ 5  1  6  7
AE) SHADES OF GRAY (Big Surprise, Eh) 

SKRADIN
STREET HEIRESS


R5 >>>  8  7  10  2  3
CAT-BURT
   

GROOVY TALE
QUIBERON BAY


R6 >>>  1  8  10-ae  3  2
ZANDAR (*Z-Obsessed)
(Kitten's Joy!)
     

UNPREDICTABLE (BlueGrass CAT)
(ae) SWAGGER


R7 >>>  6  5  3  8  9 ==== (Torn Tween Top 3) 
CATORIA (WildCat Heir)
     
BIG MISCHIEF (Into Mischief / Distorted Humor = #1 Fave Sire) 
GHOST MAGI


R8 >>>   10-ae  2  6  7  5
AE) STAR FLARE

BOOMERANG MISS
HEADING HOME


R9 >>>   2  5  3  7  1
MORALLY INFLEXIBLE

RECAPITULATION
DOUBLE THE CHEERS

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 1, 8, 2
2 -- 4, 8, 2
3 -- 4, 3, 5
4 -- 4, 5, 13
5 -- 8, 2, 3
6 -- 10, 1, 3
7 -- 4, 2, 8
8 -- 7, 6, 1
9 -- 2, 3, 8

[THUNDER CAT]

Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 5, 1, 2
2 -- 6, 2, 4
3 -- 4, 1, 2
4 -- 1, 3, 4
5 -- 3, 2, 8
6 -- 1, 3, 5
7 -- 3, 2, 4
8 -- 1, 3, 6
9 -- 3, 1, 2

[Dusty]

And away we go...

1, 1/7/8
2.6/1/11
3. 6/1/8
4. 6/9(AE) 5

5. 9/5/3
6. 6/1/2
7. 5/8/9

8. 1/4/6

9. 2/6/7



Good LUCK ALL!

[TIGER DANCER]

     ~HAPPY 4th OF JULY~

R-1:  3 - 2 - 5

R-2:  8 - 6 - 3

R-3:  7 - 5 - 6

R-4:  4 - 1 - 3

R-5:  8 - 7 - 10

R-6:  1 - 8 - 6

R-7:  6 - 3 - 5

R-8:  1 - 3 - 2

R-9:  4 - 8 - 3

[Catalina]

RACE 1   - 2, 7, 1
RACE 2   - 8, 10, 4
RACE 3   - 3, 8, 4
RACE 4   - 4, 2, 5
RACE 5   - 4, 2, 8
RACE 6   - 10, 1, 5
RACE 7   - 8, 3, 6
RACE 8   - 7, 6, 4
RACE 9   - 2, 8, 1

Good luck to all!

[cruzan200246]

SORRY FOLKS. THIS WEATHER IS WAY BEHIND MY CONTROL. SINCE LAST NIGHT AROUND 7 PM WE LOST POWER AND INTERNET AND TODAY INTERNET WAS JUST RESTORED. I'M NOT SURE WHAT RACES ARE LEFT

[cruzan200246]

R8. 5-6-7
R9. 4-7-1

[RUFFIAN]

                                       

CRUZAN MOANS....
"...SORRY FOLKS. THIS WEATHER IS WAY BEHIND MY CONTROL.

SINCE LAST NIGHT AROUND 7 PM WE LOST POWER AND INTERNET
AND TODAY INTERNET WAS JUST RESTORED...."
====================================================
                    MAJOR BUMMER DUDE!!! 
                 EVEN WORSE....YOU ARE DEFENDING CHAMP   

IT AINT COOL TO MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE
                     SHE ALWAYS WINS 

[RUFFIAN]

           **RESULTS**
                       


         
    GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO
       MIDWEEK MAYHEM-BOTS DAY
     
     BRINGING ALL THE EXCITEMENT
          FROM MONMOUTH PARK
                 CELEBRATING JULY 4th 
            OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE   
THE ''FIERCE + FEARLESS FIRECRACKER'' STAKES
     
                   

UNFORTUNATELY -- DUE TO TECHNICAL FLIGHT ISSUES,
DEFENDING CHAMP --> CRUZAN WAS A LATE SCRATCH
AND UNABLE TO RUN FOR THE REPEAT VICTORY TODAY
                                   

ALSO MISSING THEIR FLIGHTS WERE
      EL PRADO + REAL QUIET
SO THE JULY 4TH CELEBRATION RACE
    WILL ONLY HAVE 7 RUNNERS
                                   
     
A SLIGHT DELAY CAUSED BY DUSTY WHO IS BEING A FEISTY FILLY
  SHOWING NO INDICATION SHE IS READY TO GO INTO THE GATE!
  CATNIP LACED HORSE TREATS FINALLY HAVE CONVINCED HER!
                                     


AND AWAY THEY GO IN
THE 'FIERCE + FEARLESS FIRECRACKER' STAKES....
     


CATALINA IS AWAY FIRST TAKING A SHORT LEAD
WITH AN 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'  HOT ON HER TAIL
                         

CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ARE JUST A LENGTH BACK

FOLLOWED BY A DAWDLING DUO OF THUNDER CAT + DUSTY


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


THE BOTS (BATTLE OF THE SEXES) IS LIVING UP TO ITS NAME

CATALINA ~ FEROCIOUS + FLAWLESS FILLY FOLLOWED BY AN
EQUALLY CHARGED-UP 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' RIGHT AT HER TAIL
                                 

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS THE 'BIG-CAT'-DYNAMIC-DUO OF
     RUFFIAN WHOSE 'INNER CHEETAH' IS NOT SO FAST TODAY
    AND THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER WHOSE DANCE TEMPO
         IS A  LOT LESS 'PURRRKY'  THAN A 'QUIK-STEP' TODAY!

BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE CIGARSHOP + THUNDER CAT
JUST MEANDERING ALONG BUT STILL WAY IN FRONT OF 
        A FALTERING, FATIGUED FRANTIC FILLY, DUSTY ~
      WHO IS FADING FASTER THAN YESTERDAY'S MEWS


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CATALINA JUST A NECK IN FRONT OF A VERY ENERGIZED-BLUNNY
THE DUELING DUO ARE WAY IN FRONT OF ALL CHALLENGERS
          BUT WHOSE NOSE WILL TOUCH THE WIRE FIRST?

THE FLAMBOYANT FIERCE FILLY OR THE CALCULATING CLASSY COLT?

       HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
LOOKS LIKE WE MAY EVEN HAVE A DEAD HEAT FOR BOTS DAY!
                EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BRAGGING RIGHTS!
                                     
HOLD ALL TICKETS: STEWARDS REVIEWING REPLAY
             


OBJECTION BY CATALINA'S JOCKEY AGAINST BLUNNY FOR
INTERFERENCE IN THE FINAL STRIDES FOR: VEERING OUT
                                   

AFTER A VERY LONG WAIT, THE STEWARDS HAVE DECIDED
THAT ALTHOUGH BLUNNY INDEED DID VEER OUT A SMIDGE
      IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO DQ HIM FROM THE VICTORY
HE WILL, HOWEVER, RECEIVE A FINE FOR RECKLESS RIDING
                                   
SO THE BOTS GLORY GOES TO THE COMPETITIVE COLTS!   
THANKS TO A HIGHLY CHARGED 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
               

                                       
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ BLUNNY === $63.10 
*Contentious, Competent Courageous Colt Victory
~WINNER / THE BOTS BUNNY~


2nd ~ CATALINA === $62.30
*OUCH! Where's A Buck When Ya Need One! 
                                Ask Bambi!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ TIGER DANCER === $36.00
*Frisky In The Flowers Once Again
~FLOWER-BEARER~
         


4th ~ RUFFIAN === $34.90
*'Inner-Cheetah' In Lazy Mood Today!   
  But Still Manages To Steal ''The Precious''
~RING-BEARER~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $16.40



THUNDER CAT === $15.80



DUSTY === $5.80
*So Close To A Golden Goose Egg!
Cat House Cheer Up Crew Awaits
Catnip, Chippendales, Cat Chow



WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM MONMOUTH PARK
    AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME


  ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

[Catalina]

Congrats on winning by a whisker, Blunny!

Thanks for the great race call, Miz Ruffian!

[Cigarshop]

Congrats Blunny

Wonderful call & pictures.....

[Catalina]

Fabulous graphics, Miz Tiger Dancer!