SUPURRB SATURDAY ~ 6/02 *RESULTS* @ PENN NATIONAL

RUFFIAN · June 04, 2018, 07:43:20 AM

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRB SATURDAY
AT PENN NATIONAL RACETRACK

OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE 'RUFFZILLA BIRTHDAY' STAKES
WHERE RUFFIAN HOPES TO CELEBRATE IN THE PENTHOUSE
OR AT LEAST, IN THE FILLY CAT HOUSE WITH CHIPPENDALES!
*THE DANCERS NOT THE CHIPMUNKS!*

DEFENDING CHAMP ---> POST TIME MIKE
WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS INSTEAD OF 10
DUE TO THE LATE SCRATCH OF CIGARSHOP....
~~Haaaay, What about Meeee??

9 ARE STANDING QUIETLY IN THE GATE
WAITING FOR THE DEFENDING CHAMP
POST TIME MIKE .... TO SETTLE DOWN!

THE COLT IS BEING VERY ORNERY TRYING TO 'FROLIC'
WITH RUFFIAN WHO IS HAVING NO PART OF HIS ANTICS!

FINALLY, WITH THE AID OF A MILK BONE DOG BISCUIT
AND GENTLE URGING BY ASSISTANT HANDLERS
THE QUIRKY COLT HAS DECIDED TO GO ON IN!

AND AWAAAAY THEY GO
IN THE 'RUFFZILLA BIRTHDAY' STAKES ....

OUT FOR A BRIEF EARLY LEAD ARE DUSTY -&- CATALINA
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER

THESE FOUR FRISKY FILLYS LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

WITH AN INCREDIBLE SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED ~
REAL QUIET HAS TOTALLY DEMOLISHED THE LEAD OF THE FILLYS
TAKING COMPLETE COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD

DUSTY IS THE ONLY FILLY OF THE FOUR WHO HAS MANAGED
TO STAY RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THE CONTENTIOUS COLT AHEAD

TIGER DANCER HAS SASHAYED HERSELF INTO 3rd
BUT IS STILL AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BEHIND DUSTY

IT'S ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BACK TO A NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY
BETWEEN A PAIR OF FEISTY FILLYS: THUNDER CAT & CATALINA
THE CONNIVING COLT SEEMS TO HAVE A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE!

BACK ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS ARE PEEPTOAD & RUFFIAN
SHOWING LITTLE SPEED SO FAR

WITH EVEN LESS MOMENTUM WAY FAR BEHIND ARE A PAIR OF
CONSERVATIVE CRAFTY COLTS ~ CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE
JUST BIDING THEIR TIME TO BRING ON THEIR LATE CLOSING RUN

~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~

THE CALCULATING CAPRICIOUS COLT -- REAL QUIET
HAS OPENED UP AN EVEN BIGGER LEAD OVER THE FIELD
TURNING THE RACE INTO A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF POWER

DUSTY IS STILL RUNNING STRONGLY AND APPEARS TO BE
THE ONLY CHALLENGING COMPETITION TO THE CONTENTIOUS
COLT RUNNING AWAY WITH THE RACE

PEEPTOAD IS FINALLY GETTING HER MOJO INTO GEAR, AS
SHE LEAPS PAST EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HER TO MOVE
CLOSER ~ WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE OF SOME PURSE MONEY

THUNDER CAT IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BEHIND PEEPTOAD

CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT BY 2 LENGTHS

CATALINA -&- RUFFIAN EVEN FARTHER BACK

POST TIME MIKE SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED TODAY
IS SO FAR BACK HE IS PUTTING ON A SLOW-SNAIL-SIZZLELESS
SHOW OF LETHARGY AS ANY CHANCE OF A REPEAT VICTORY
WAS NEVER EVEN A REMOTE POSSIBILITY FROM THE START

~DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~

THE CLASSY COLT LEADING THE WAY IS SO FAR IN FRONT
THAT THOSE CHASING HIS TAIL ARE ONLY RUNNING FOR 2nd

DUSTY CLEARLY IS THAT ONE CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGER WHO
MIGHT HAVE A SLIM KITTY WHISKER CHANCE OF CATCHING
THE CAREFREE 'CHARISMATIC' COLT IN FRONT

SOMETIMES WISHES COME TRUE ~ OTHER DAYS THEY DON'T
ALL OUT AND TRYING HER BEST ~ DUSTY COULD NOT REACH
THE CONSISTENTLY COMPETENT COLT AT THE WIRE

SHE IS A SENSATIONAL 2nd WITH A RUN THAT ON ANY OTHER DAY
WOULD HAVE BEEN A WINNING EFFORT!

PEEPTOAD ~ SLUGGISH IN THE FIRST HALF, CLOSED WITH
SIZZLING SPEED -&- POWER, LEAPING INTO THE SHOW SPOT

THUNDER CAT FINDS JUST ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ REAL QUIET === $117.30
*Awesome Display Of Speed + Power; Showing The Style
That Earned Him A 2015 Horse Of The Year Glory!
With 3 Hot To Trot Frisky Fillys On His Tail!
~KING OF THE PENN~

2nd ~ DUSTY === $90.80
*Impressive Effort Gate To Wire!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ PEEPTOAD === $61.50
*Slow Start ~ Fab Finish
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ THUNDER CAT === $51.60
*Consistent Good Effort
~RING THIEF~

~~ALSO RAN~~

CRUZAN === $48.40

BLUNNY === $46.70

TIGER DANCER === $44.10

CATALINA === $38.40

RUFFIAN === $26.30
*Denied Both The Penthouse + CatHouse!
~All Dressed Up.... NoWhere to Go~

{DC}POST TIME MIKE === $9.80
*No Penthouse Repeat Glory
But Does Garner The Coveted YO-YO-DUDE Award!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM PENN NATIONAL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

SUPURRB SATURDAY ~ 6/02 RESULTS @ PENN NATIONAL

RUFFIAN

Catalina

PostTimeMike

peeptoad

Real Quiet

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