SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR

RUFFIAN · July 23, 2018, 02:39:31 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY AT DEL MAR

THE SUN IS SHINING
THE HORSES ARE FRISKY
THE FANS EXCITED

HONORING TODAY'S HOLIDAY ...
'TAKE A MONKEY TO LUNCH DAY'
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:

THE ''MONKEY~SEE~MONKEY~DO'' STAKES
THE ORIGIN OF THE SAYING INCLUDES:
''IMITATION FOR A GOOD REASON, STUPID REASON OR INSTINCT''

DUE TO THUNDER CAT MISSING HER FLIGHT
DEFENDING CHAMP ---> PEEPTOAD
WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS BRINGING THEIR 'A' GAME

AND AWAAAY THEY GO IN
THE ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO'' STAKES

IT'S A FRISKY FIVE LEADING THE WAY INTO THE TURN
PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER

AND A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ....
THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO HAVE NOT TURNED ON THEIR 'FRISKY FAST FACTOR' YET

CATALINA ~ GAINING GROUND SLOWLY
WITH RUFFIAN AT HER TAIL
THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE FOLLOWED BY
A TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ EL PRADO

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THE FIRST FRISKY FIVE HAS NOW
TURNED INTO A DYNAMIC DUO

RUFFIAN SUDDENLY TURNED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE
ROARING FROM FAR BACK .... TO JOIN
THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BUNNY' ON THE LEAD

IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ CATALINA

THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY ....
ANOTHER TEPID THREESOME OF
DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER

POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO
CONTINUE TO STROLL ALONG
SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED
OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

SUDDENLY -- RUFFIAN JUMPED AN
INVISIBLE 'SOMETHING' ON THE TRACK ...
SPOOKING HERSELF, AS WELL AS BLUNNY
WHO HAD TO SIDE-STEP HIS SPEED TO AVOID
A COLOSSAL COLLISION WITH THE FALTERING FILLY

IT IS NOW THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD

REAL QUIET FINALLY FOUND HIS BEST STRIDE
AND HAS MOVED UP INTO 2nd

A CONTENTIOUS CATALINA -- GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
RUFFIAN HAS REGAINED HER COMPOSURE JOINING CATALINA

DEFENDING CHAMP -- PEEPTOAD
SHOWING GOOD ENERGY ....
IS JUST ANOTHER HALF LENGTH BACK
STILL WITH A CHANCE OF A REPEAT

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER
WHO IS FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + CIGARSHOP
THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO
THE TRAILING TIRING TRIO OF
POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' RUNNING WITH A HIGHLY CHARGED BATTERY
IS CLEARLY CONFIDENT -- WITH AN ALMOST CLOWNISH CHARISMA
LOOKING BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER -&- SEEING NO CHALLENGERS

REAL QUIET ~ CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN + PEEPTOAD CONTINUE TO
BE LOCKED IN A BLATANTLY BRAZEN BATTLE FOR 2nd PLACE

HERE COMES THE WIRE ....
AS A BODACIOUS BLUNNY
HOPS OVER THE FINISH LINE
WITH NARY A CHALLENGER NEAR BY!

A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF DETERMINATION
AWESOME ACCELERATION
AND A VERACIOUS VICTORY GATE TO WIRE!

PHOTO FINISH SHOWS ....

REAL QUIET BY A WHISKER OVER CATALINA
FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY
AS RUFFIAN MANAGES TO ROAR
JUST ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

A BODACIOUS BUNNY WITH A ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO''
''IMITATION'' OF THE WHITE RABBIT IN WONDERLAND
MUTTERING TO HIMSELF THE ENTIRE RACE
''I'M LATE ~ I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE''
WHICH PROMPTED PERPETUAL SPEED GATE TO WIRE!

~~OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH~~

1st ~ THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY === $81.00
*Hippity-Hop Confidence, Charisma
AND Classy Calculating Courage!
~WINNER~

2nd ~ REAL QUIET === $50.00
*Slow Start ~ Fervent + Fast Final Furlongs
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ CATALINA === $48.40
*Even Effort Gate To Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ RUFFIAN === $44.00
'Cheetah' Speed At The Start ~ Snoozing 2nd Half
But Does Manage To Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-BEARER~

~~ALSO RAN~~

{DC}PEEPTOAD === $42.20
Fast At First ~ Finally Fizzled

TIGER DANCER === $32.80

DUSTY === $29.00

CIGARSHOP === $26.20

POST TIME MIKE === $13.20

CRUZAN === $9.80

EL PRADO === $2.60
Off to The CatHouse .....
*Misses The Golden Goose Egg By A Wilting Whisker!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR
WISHING YOU A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
WITH NO MISCHIEVOUS 'MONKEY-SHINES' WHILE DRIVING!

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 RESULTS @ DEL MAR

RUFFIAN

Dusty

Catalina

peeptoad

Cigarshop

THUNDER CAT

RUFFIAN

Real Quiet

PostTimeMike