**BRAINY RESULTS** 
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
AT THE FAIR GROUNDS
JANUARY 19th IS ~ ''GOOD MEMORY DAY''
HONORING THIS HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE ''BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT'' STAKES
TRY TO REMEMBER THE GREAT FORM YOU HAD WHEN WINNING
DEFENDING CHAMP ~DUSTY~ WILL BE DOING HER BEST
TO RECALL HER WINNING EFFORT LAST TIME,
SO HER 10 CONNIVING CHALLENGERS WILL BE UNABLE
TO PREVENT A VICTORY DANCE IN THE PENTHOUSE!
THE EXCITED, EXUBERANT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN
THE ''BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT'' STAKES!
IT'S A FAIRLY SLUGGISHLY SLOW START
WITH A TENTATIVE TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT LEAD ...
THUNDER CAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN BLUNNY -&- CRUZAN
DUSTY IS NEXT ALONG WITH CIGARSHOP
AS THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE
MOVING ALONG LIKE A SLEW O' SNAILS!
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
WHAT BEGAN AS A TURTLE TEMPO TRAILING CONTEST ~
NOW HAS TURNED INTO A TORRID TEMPO TRACK EVENT
LED BY DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, 3 LENGTHS AHEAD OF
POST TIME MIKE ~ AND A SMOKIN-HOT CIGARSHOP
THESE 3 HAVE EMERGED OUT OF THE TURN
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAD OVER THE REST!
IT'S AT LEAST 13 LENGTHS BACK TO
CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER
ANOTHER BIG GAP TO THE SUPURR-SLOW-SNAIL BRIGADE OF
RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO ~ PEEPTOAD & CATALINA
THESE FOUR FINICKY, FRUSTRATED FUSSY FILLYS ARE
SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF INTEREST IN RUNNING!
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, HAVING THINGS GOING ALL HER
OWN WAY WITH A PERSISTENT POST TIME MIKE & A CONFIDENT
CIGARSHOP CHASING THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY'S TAIL!
THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' FINALLY FOUND HIS BRAIN CELLS
ALERTING HIS MEMORY TO THE DAYS OF A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY
AS HE IS MOVING UP QUICKLY NOW ALONG WITH TIGER DANCER
PEEPTOAD, THUNDER CAT & EL PRADO ALSO FINALLY FOUND
SOME 'MEMORY OF SPEED' BRAIN CELLS FOLLOWED BY A
LETHARGIC RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY FORGOT TO AWAKEN
HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' BACK AT THE BARN
CATALINA IS SNOOZIN ALONG AT THE BACK IN NO HURRY AT ALL
POSSIBLY CONSIDERING THE CHARISMATIC CAT HOUSE WITH
MEOW MIX ~ CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES WAITING FOR HER!
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY LEADS THE WAY
STAYING WELL AHEAD OF POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP,
HEADING TO WHAT LOOKS TO BE A REPEAT VICTORY ~
POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP, LOCKED IN A BATTLE FOR
THE BODACIOUS BRIDESMAID AWARD ~ VS: THE BOUQUET
BLUNNY IS NEXT LOOKING AT WHAT MAY BE YET ANOTHER
GOLDEN RING aka ''THE PRECIOUS'' ~
HIS 'PRECIOUS' LOOKING LIKE A SURE THING BECAUSE
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE CLOSEST CHALLENGERS
11 LENGTHS BACK TO CRUZAN, TIGER DANCER, PEEPTOAD
THUNDER CAT & EL PRADO WHO ARE ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS
AHEAD OF A RECALCITRANT RUFFIAN & A CLUELESS CATALINA
AS THESE 2 FATIGUED FILLYS ARE JUST MEANDERING ALONG
A DETERMINED ... DYNAMIC DUSTY
ON HER WAY TO A REPEAT WIN
AND A PURRRFECT PENTHOUSE PARTY
CROSSING THE WIRE WITH A
DAZZLING BY DAYLIGHT VICTORY
GOES FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT NEXT TIME
POST TIME MIKE HOLDS OFF CIGARSHOP
FOR A BRIDESMAID AWARD
CIGARSHOP CATCHING THE BOUQUET
BLUNNY, YET AGAIN, AVOIDING GOLLUM ...
STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
IN THE 'BODACIOUS-BRAIN-CELLS-ALERT' STAKES
1st ~ {DC}DUSTY === $73.60
*Determined From The Start ~ Defiant At The Wire!
Brain Cell Alert On HIGH To Repeat Her Winning Ways
2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $66.80
*Excellent Effort
3rd ~ CIGARSHOP === $62.30
*Smokin-Hot @ Start, Slowed Down In 2nd Half
4th ~ BLUNNY === $43.70
*Just Enuff To OutSmart That Gollum To Steal 'The Precious' AGAIN!
Someone Needs To Check His Pedigree For Shire Connections!
~~ALSO RAN~~
CRUZAN === $38.40
TIGER DANCER === $35.40
PEEPTOAD === $31.30
THUNDER CAT === $29.30
EL PRADO === $24.80
RUFFIAN === $17.60
*CatLike Chagrin At Being Shut Out Of The Cat House!
CATALINA === $10.40
*Heading To The Colossal Cat House For Some Tasty Tidbits:
Catnip -&- Fancy Feast With Chippendale Dancers For Feline Frolic
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAIR GROUNDS FAREWELL
WISHING ALL AN IMPROVED MEMORY OF JOY
AND FOR SOME, 'KITTEN'S JOY'
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
