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#2641
                                 :forruffian:

                                  :lightbulb:
SOMETIMES WE NEED A WEE LITTLE ''BREAK''
SO THIS SATURDAY IS WHAT WE ARE GONNA TAKE ~

  A SIESTA-SNOOZARAMA AWAY FROM THE TRACK
TO RETURN 11/17 WITH A ''YA'LL ~ WELCOME BACK!''

    THESE ''10-R''  SUGGESTIONS  MAY HELP BODY AND MIND
TO RETURN WITH SOME WINNERS ~ PENTHOUSE GLORY TO FIND!   

RECUPERATE - REFLECT - REFRESH - REFURBISH - REENERGIZE
RENEW - REVITALIZE - RECHARGE - REAFFIRM -  REACTIVATE 
                                         :chickendance:                       
:lightbulb:  MIDWEEK-MAYHEM SHALL CONTINUE AS USUAL => 11/14  :lightbulb:
                         
                                         
               
                                         =^,,^=
                 
               
                                                 
                           
#2642
                                         :forruffian:

:evil: RAUCOUS ~  :evil: RAMBUNCTIOUS ~  :evil: RECALCITRANT  :evil:

R1 = 2  4  1  6  3
DIVINE DANCER   
        :chickendance:
ZILKER
DAB

R2 = 4  3  1  9  10
STERLING APPEAL
THERMISTOR
MIDNIGHT LINGER

R3 = 1  6   5  3  2
CAT WALTZ (Or Feline-Fox-Trot ~ Meowza-Mambo ~ Cat-Can-Can)  :forruffian:
WHO'S FOOLIN WHO
WICKED EKATI

R4 = 3  4  5  2  6
MAGIC IN MOTION
EVIL WAYS
TARAWA

R5 = 3  4  8  1  7
SAMICEAN
MAS MISCHIEF
WEST ROAD

R6 = 3  10  8  9  4
GO ON DANGEROUS   :evil:
GOSPEL FREE
MAGIC LIQUOR aka: LICKER! (Qrfluffl!)
    :puppykisses:

R7 = 3  2  5  10  9
CAPTAIN PAYBACK
JUBAL
AFTER HOURS

R8 = 9  8  2  4  7
CUDDLE KITTEN    :forruffian:
MISS PLACED PLAN
DEW YA LOVE ME NOW

R9 = 5  9  4  8  10
BRITE GRAY  {Layla}   :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
LADY WILL POWER
TOC DIRTY TO ME 
#2643
  :forruffian: 
         **2018 - SPOOKY RESULTS**

                 


  GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
      A SPECIAL SUPURRR-SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM -- SATAN ANITA


TODAY IS OUR ANNUAL 'SPOOKTACULAR'
     
        CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN!!

    IRONICALLY, WE HAVE A LUCKY #13 IN THE GATE
ALL TRYING TO 'SPOOK' DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO!
             

OUR RUNNERS WILL DISCARD THEIR USUAL RACE SILKS FOR
THEIR OUTRAGEOUS ~ BIZARRE ~ 'SPOOKTACULAR' ATTIRE!

  AND NOW, TO A STANDING OVATION FROM THE CROWD
OUR SHAMELESS-SPURIOUS SPOOKTACULAR POST PARADE:



GRUMPY CAT ~ (RUFFIAN)



DALEK -- DrWho (DUSTY)



SMAUG: DRAGON OF LOTR ~ (DC - EL PRADO)



MR. PEABODY ~ (POST TIME MIKE)
Mr. Peabody is a business titan, inventor, scientist,
gourmand, two-time Olympic medalist and genius...
who also happens to be a dog.
Using his most ingenious invention, the WABAC machine.



ZOMBIE HUSBAND ~ (BLUNNY)



ZOMBIE WIFE ~ (THUNDER CAT)



ARCHIE BUNKER ~ (CIGARSHOP)



SYLVESTER THE CAT ~ (CATALINA)
   


JOE BTFSPIK ~ (REAL QUIET)
He is well-meaning, but is the world's worst jinx --
Bringing disastrous misfortune to everyone around him.
A small, dark rain cloud perpetually hovers over
  his head to symbolize his bad luck.
Hapless Btfsplk and his ever-present cloud
became one of the most iconic images in Li'l Abner.
 


RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI ~ (CRUZAN)

Is a short story in the 1894 anthology The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
About the adventures of a valiant young mongoose.
The story follows the experiences of a mongoose named Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
After he becomes the pet of a British family
    residing in India as protection against cobras.


SHRODINGER'S CAT ~ (TIGER DANCER)
THE SIMPLE DESCRIPTION:
In simple terms, Schrödinger stated that:
If you place a cat and something that could kill the cat
(ie: a radioactive atom) into a box and sealed it,
You would not know if the cat was dead or alive
until you opened the box. So that until the box was opened,
The cat was (in a sense) both "dead and alive".



THE RAVEN / EDGAR ALLEN POE ~ (RAVEN)



MAGGIE SIMPSON ~ (PEEPTOAD)
Maggie Simpson (aka "The Smartest Simpson" Lisa gots nothing!)...



           :lightbulb: HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE :lightbulb:
        TO PREVENT HARM TO RUNNERS -&- VISITORS               
THANKS TO THE SATANIC SANTA ANITA SECURITY BRIGADE
 


AND NOW ON WITH THE SARDONIC ~ SATIRICAL ~ SCANDALOUS SHOW!


THE 'SPOOKTACULAR LUCKY #13 ARE IN THE GATE
           

                         
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, ALL LOOKING UP
WHAT CAN IT BE CAUSING SUCH A RESOUNDING REACTION??

FLYING HIGH RIGHT OVER THE GATE IS:
     CASPER! THE FRIENDLY GHOST
WHO WILL FLY OVER THE FIELD GATE TO WIRE
CATCHING ANY 'TECHNICAL-INFRACTIONS' ~
THO TODAY, MOST OBJECTIONS WILL BE DISMISSED
      BASED ON THE 'NATURE' OF THE RUNNERS!
       


AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 2018 SPOOKTACULAR!


OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD, IT'S SYLVESTER -&- MAGGIE SIMPSON

THE  DUO IS FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY GRUMPY CAT + SHRODERINGS CAT
THE RAVEN IS FLYING FAST BEHIND THE FIERCE FILLY FELINES

ZOMBIE HUSBAND IS STALKING SNEAKINGLY BEHIND
   THE FRONT RUNNING FREAKY FOURSOME!

THE REST ARE PLAYING A SPURIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS SLOW GAME-PLAN


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
                         


THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY  .....

   THE DALEK HAS TAKEN A SCARY COMMAND OF THE RACE
 


THE RAVEN SHOWING NO FEAR -- FEARLESSLY FLYING ABOVE
AND THE ZOMBIE HUSBAND -- CAUTIOUSLY WITHIN THE 2 IN FRONT

   


SHRODINGER'S CAT IS PURRRFECTLY PLACED, READY TO POUNCE
   (BUT... IS SHE REALLY THERE, OR IS IT ONLY AN ILLUSION?)
         


    IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THE ZOMBIE BRIDE
FOLLOWED CAUTIOUSLY BY RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI -&- MAGGIE SIMPSON

GRUMPY CAT IS NEXT -- ALONG WITH SYLVESTER
   AS THE 2 FELINES ARE STRUGGLING WITH
      THE SPEED AND SCARY SCANDALOUS
           BEINGS ALL AROUND THEM!
   
                     


IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD WHO MAY BE
INTIMIDATED ~ OR SIMPLY PLAYING A VERY CAUTIOUSLY CLEVER GAME?

ARCHIE BUNKER ~ MR PEABODY ~ JOE BFSTPLK ARE NEXT

AS SMAUG, THE DANGEROUS DRAGON FROM THE SHIRE
   IS SHOWING A DEADLY DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF
         SUPER SINISTER STALKING ... FAR BACK



           
     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
             


IT'S THE DALEK, SEEKING TO TOTALLY ANNIHILATE THE FIELD
THE CROWD IS FREAKING OUT HEARING THE SANCTIMONIOUS
SCREECHING OF ''EXTERMINATE - EXTERMINATE - EXTERMINATE!''



BUT THE 2 ZOMBIES ARE NOT LOOKING VERY INTIMIDATED
AS THE ENTRY OF ZOMBIE BRIDE -&- ZOMBIE HUSBAND ARE
CALAMITOUSLY CLOSE TO THE DANGEROUSLY DESTRUCTIVE
     DALEK TAKING COMBATIVE CONTROL OF THE LEAD!
       


   THE RAVEN IS BEGINNING TO FRANTICALLY FLUTTER
SEEMINGLY NEEDING A TREE LIMB TO REST TIRING WINGS!
         


JOE BTFSPIK IS STARTING TO CAUTIOUSLY PICK UP HIS PACE
MOVING UP WITH AN EYE ON THE SKY AS THE RAVEN IS RIGHT
ABOVE HIM WITH HIS OWN EYES ON THE STRANGE BEING BELOW!
           


RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI IS ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS BACK,  APPARENTLY
AWARE OF A DALEK  -&-  2 ZOMBIES AHEAD OF HIM ~
THO NOT PARTICULARLY FEARFUL OF A LOW FLYING RAVEN
    OR A QUIRKY CHARACTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.... 
EVEN AS A FIERCE PREDATOR HUNTING VENOMOUS SNAKES
          HE DOES SEEM A BIT HESITANT TODAY
         


A TENUOUS TRIO ARE NEXT BUT FAR BACK
MR PEABODY ~ ARCHIE BUNKER ALONG WITH ~ SHRODINGER'S CAT
   


THO WHO REALLY KNOWS IF THE CAT IS ACTUALLY THERE OR NOT?
     ONE MOMENT IT LOOKS LIKE A 'BOX' ON A SADDLE
          THEN IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,  THERE SITS THE CAT!
     


MAGGIE SIMPSON IS CAUTIOUSLY TRYING TO GAIN GROUND
BUT HER PACIFIER KEEPS SLIPPING OUT OF HER MOUTH ....
WITH HER HANDS TRYING TO KEEP IT FROM DROPPING
SO SHE IS MANEUVERING WITH JUST 1 HAND ON REINS!
          TRICKY WHEN TRYING TO ENGAGE SPEED!



EVEN FARTHER BACK, A TIRING TERRIFIED TWOSOME OF
GRUMPY CAT & SYLVESTER,  APPEAR TO BE SEARCHING FOR
EITHER A KITTY CONDO TO HIDE IN, OR MAYBE A LITTER BOX?
 


TRAILING THE FIELD, A NORMALLY DANGEROUS DRAGON -- SMAUG,
    HAVING LEFT THE COMFORT OF THE SHIRE ....
         NOT SEEING ANY HOBBITS AROUND,
JUST A DISCOMFORTING DISPLAY OF WEIRDNESS ~
--- APPEARS TO HAVE GIVEN UP THE FEROCIOUSNESS OF
  THE DRAGON-NATURE .... FOR A SAFE, SECURE SPOT
AWAY FROM THE POTENTIAL HAZARDS  IN THE DISTANCE
   


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
             


THE DAUNTINGLY DANGEROUS DALEK, CONTINUES TO TAUNT
AND TRAUMATIZE THE REST OF THE RUNNERS BEHIND ~

BUT THE ZEALOUS, ZESTY ZOMBIE DUO APPEAR TO NOT BE
AT ALL INTIMIDATED AS THEY ARE CLOSING QUICKLY ON THE
DALEK, IN SPITE OF HEARING THE CONTINUAL CHANT OF
        ''EXTERMINATE-EXTERMINATE-EXTERMINATE!''
...


THE RAVEN CONTINUES TO FLY ALONG, THO WITH SLIGHTLY
TIRING WINGS ~ BUT NOT FLUTTERING IN FAILURE EITHER
                   


JOE BTFSPLK IS DIRECTLY UNDER THE LOW FLYING RAVEN
WITH AN EYE TO THE SKY, PERHAPS FEARFUL OF SOMETHING
DROPPING ON HIM FROM THE BIG, BOISTEROUS, BLACK BIRD!
                 
                         


IT'S ABOUT 7 LENGTHS BACK TO RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI WHO CONTINUES
     TO BE WARY OF THE DANGERS IN FRONT OF HIM
         SEEMINGLY HESITANT TO ENGAGE ANY SPEED TO MOVE UP
               


A TIRING TRIO IS RIGHT THERE WITH THE MONGOOSE ~

MR PEABODY ~ ARCHIE BUNKER AND SHRODINGER'S CAT
WHO SEEMS TO BE INVISIBLE NOW, WITHIN THE BOX!
THE CROWD IS DUMB-STRUCK, NEVER HAVING SEEN A
            BOX ON A SADDLE ON A RACEHORSE! 
PROVING, YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING NEW ON ANY DAY!



MEANWHILE,  GROUCHY GRUMPY CAT -&- A LETHARGIC SYLVESTER
CONTINUE TO JUST STROLL ALONG, WITH EYES SEEMINGLY
SEARCHING FOR STRAY CATNIP BLOWING IN FROM THE INFIELD!



STILL STAYING A SAFE 20 LENGTHS FAR BACK OF THE REST
~ SMAUG THE DRAGON, SHOWING NO INTEREST TODAY IN
DESTRUCTION ~ REMAINS A DRAMATICALLY DISTANCE BEHIND

SUDDENLY A RESOUNDING ROAR FROM THE CROWD AS EYES
LOOKING BACKWARD ARE STUNNED SEEING A MASTERFUL MOVE
BY MAGGIE SIMPSON, APPARENTLY NOT CARING ABOUT
HER BELOVED PACIFIER DROPPING ALONG THE WAY....
CLOSING CONVINCINGLY WITH SURPRISINGLY SUPER SPEED
      PASSING ALL IN HER WAY
           AND NOW JUST 5 LENGTHS BEHIND
                 2 ZOMBIES & A DANGEROUS DALEK!
                   



WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD,  THE DALEK SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF SLOWING DOWN OR GIVING UP ~ HEADS TO THE FINISH LINE
--- CONFIDENTLY COMFORTABLE THAT A WIN IS A SURE THING!
         


     BUT AS WE ALL KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE ~
NO SUCH THING AS A ''SURE THING'' IN ANY RACE

AND IN A BLINK OF AN EYE, THAT IDEA SUDDENLY BECAME TRUE
      AS THE ZOMBIE HUSBAND DECIDED HE HAD ENOUGH
           OF THAT DAUNTINGLY DESTRUCTIVE DALEK ....
               

       WITH ONE SUPER-SONIC-SURGE OF SPEED....
ZOMBIE HUSBAND HAS SPOOKILY SURPRISED THE DALEK
CATCHING IT UNAWARE OF HIS OWN GHASTLY APPEARANCE
   SNEAKING UP SWIFTLY ON THE FAR OUTSIDE....
       

PUTTING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A SKELETON-LIKE NOSE ON THE WIRE

A DAZED, DEPRAVED, DESTRUCTIVE DALEK HAS FINALLY
MET A MATCH THAT WAS NOT INTIMIDATED OR DESTROYED!

TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE FOR THE DALEK
HE NOW HAS ANOTHER ZOMBIE RIGHT BEHIND HIM
THE ZOMBIE BRIDE IS ABOUT TO OVERTAKE THE DALEK

BUT THE WIRE COMES JUST IN TIME FOR THE DALEK TO
HOLD ON TO 2nd ~ FOR THE BRIDESMAID GOWN WHICH
ON A DALEK, MAY PROVE TO BE HUMILIATING & MORTIFYING!

ZOMBIE BRIDE MISSING 2nd BY A SKINNY SKELETON NOSE HAIR
(Do Zombies Even Have Nose Hair?)
                     :OMG:

MAGGIE SIMPSON, EVEN LOSING HER PACIFIER ALONG THE WAY ~
STILL MANAGES TO OUTLAST A RAUCOUS RAMBUNCTIOUS RAVEN,
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' ~ A GLORIOUS GOLDEN RING THAT
MIGHT BE A RADICAL REPLACEMENT FOR A PACIFIER!

SO THE SCINTILLATING SPECTACLE SPOOKTACULAR VICTORY
                ~~GOES TO THE ZOMBIE HUSBAND~~ 
SHOCKINGLY STUNNING A DARINGLY DEFIANT DALEK AT THE WIRE!
             


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ ZOMBIE HUSBAND (BLUNNY) === $90.00
*DeathLike Destruction To The Dalek!
~Sultan of Santa Anita~



2nd ~ DALEK (DUSTY) === $89.30
*Ouch! Painful To Connections: Losing By $.70
~+ Trusty Companion~


3rd ~ ZOMBIE BRIDE (THUNDER CAT) === $83.90
*Exciting Effort Trying To Catch Up To Her Zombie Husband
~FLOWER-BEARER~
                                 


4th ~ MAGGIE SIMPSON (PEEPTOAD) === $72.60
*Courageous Closing Kick To Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~



  ~~ALSO 'RAN'-FLEW-SCAMPERED-POUNCED-STROLLED~~


THE RAVEN (RAVEN) === $69.70
*Fast Furious Flight Till Final Furlong



JOE BTFSPLK (REAL QUIET) === $65.10
*Slow Start ~ Speedy 2nd Half

RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI (CRUZAN) === $49
*Even A Mongoose Can Be Intimidated By Walking Dead & Daleks!

MR PEABODY (POST TIME MIKE) === $46.20
*A Dog Usually Can Be Aggressively Predatory OR Sweet & Sedate

ARCHIE BUNKER (CIGARSHOP) === $42.80
*Even A "Loud-Mouth Buffoon'' Can Be Silenced Sometimes!

SHRODINGER'S CAT (TIGER DANCER) === $40.30
*Out Of The Box With Speed At The Start ~ Disappearing Into Box Later

GRUMPY CAT (RUFFIAN) === $27.40
*In A Grumpy Mood Gate To Wire! No Catnip With Jockey! Mrrrrrrrrow!

SYLVESTER THE CAT (CATALINA) === $17.20
*Missing Tweetie Bird Companion ~ Lost Interest Early

{DC}SMAUG THE DRAGON FROM THE SHIRE (EL PRADO) === $11.90
*No Hobbits To Engage~No Gandalf For Company~No Desire To Run or Fly
  But ~ Compensation: Rewarded With A 'Yo-Yo-Mama' Trophy
           



WE NOW BID YOU A FREAKY FIENDISH FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A HILARIOUS, HAPPY HALLOWEEN

   

   BE CAREFUL OF ALL YA EATS!
WATCH OUT FOR GOBLINS -&- GHOSTS
DON'T OVERDO THE TASTY TREATS
TIZ SAFER WITH VEGGIES -&- TOAST! {Or NOT}
  :lmao:   :raspberry:   :lmao:


   ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~






#2644
        :forruffian:

        **MIDWEEK MAYHEM -&- BOTS

               WE WELCOME IN NOVEMBER
           FAREWELL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
               SOME ARE SO DISGRUNTLED!
         WHILE OTHERS DON'T SEEM TO MIND
                 
                 OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
          ''TURN BACK THE TIME'' STAKES


     VENUE:  REMINGTON PARK


                                  **POST TIMES**
:lightbulb: 7:07 *CENTRAL TIME ZONE *  // 8:07 ET  // 6:07 MT  // 5:07 PT  :lightbulb:


                      **SCOREKEEPER:
:thumbsup: TBA AFTER HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS ARE POSTED  :thumbsup:
       MM SPOOKTACULAR WINNER: TBA AFTER RESULTS ARE POSTED  :celebrate:
                                             


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#2645
Handicapping / SPOOKTACULAR SS + MM RESULTS UPDATE
November 02, 2018, 06:25:21 PM
                                         :forruffian:

:lightbulb: DUE TO THE BC DATES THE SAME WEEK AS HALLOWEEN
      WITH 2 SPOOKTACULAR EVENTS IN SAME WEEK =  MM + SS  {A 1st }

:banghead: EACH TAKING MEGA HOURS TO CREATE + EQUAL HOURS FOR GRAPHICS :banghead:

:lightbulb: BOTH RESULTS WILL APPEAR EITHER SUNDAY OR MONDAY  :lightbulb:
                              HOPEFULLY THE WAIT WILL BE WORTH IT!
                      YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING APPRECIATED! 
                                               :thanks:         
#2646
                                   :forruffian:


CAPRICIOUS ~ CONVOLUTED ~ CHAOTIC CHOICES
       CLEARLY CAT-ASTROPHICALLY CLUELESS!
                  :evil:    :lmao:     :mallet:


R3 = 3  8  10  12  9
HAPPY LIKE A FOOL  :thumbsup:
MISCHIEF
STAR

R4 = 11  10  7  6  5
WORLD OF TROUBLE
GREY
TREASURE

R5 = 6  9  8  7  3
SEEKING THE SOUL
GIANT
BRAVAZO

R6 = 7  10  14  13  9
SMART CHOICE
MAGIC
EZIYRA

R7 = 2  6  7  8  5
PROMISES FULFILLED
SUNSHINE
DISTINCTIVE

R8 = 3  15  7  10  12
HAPPILY
DIVISIDERO
EXPERT

R9 = 9  6  5  3  7
{Tuffest Choice of Day = EACH Would Be #1 in Sep Races}  :banghead:  :flaming:   :headshake:

WOW CAT   :forruffian:
VERVE'S TALE        :forruffian:
WONDER GADOT =      :girlkiss:

R10 = 5  11  10  2* {Probable Winner} 1
MAGICAL
SADLER (Kitten) JOY
HAPPY

R11  =  2   1  10   11   4
*** LOVE ALL 3 FOR DIFFERENT REASONS   :girlkiss:
BUT HOW CAN THE 'CAT' SPIRIT NOT WANT A LION! 

ROARING LION   :forruffian:
THUNDER SNOW
YOSHIDA {*HEART'S CRY / SUNDAY SILENCE = Fave Sire!}  :girlkiss:

#2647
                   :forruffian:

              THE 'BIG DANCE' DAY IS FINALLY HERE
                 THE 'MAKE IT OR BREAK IT' FINALE
THE MAKING OF CHAMPIONS OR DISMAL DISAPPOINTMENT DAY
                       :celebrate:  OR          :flaming:


    VENUE: WHERE ELSE!  CHURCHILL DOWNS
              :lightbulb:  *BC RACES ONLY *R3 — R11*  :lightbulb:
             **STARTING WITH BC R#3 = F/M SPRINT**
                    **ENDING WITH R11 {CLASSIC}**

              NOVEMBER 3rd IS NATIONAL S.O.S DAY
                      HONORING THOSE 'INITIALS'

                           
                 :lightbulb: **FEATURE EVENT** :lightbulb:
                                         
''SAGACIOUS OR SCATTERBRAIN'' STAKES               
    {Sagacious = Keen Mental Discernment, Good Judgment - Shrewd}
                   {Scatterbrained = Guided By Whim + Fancy}                                       
                              :lightbulb:    OR   :mallet:


   POST TIMES: NOON  ET / 11 AM CT / 10 AM MT / 9 AM PT 
         

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
THE 2nd MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THE CAT COMES ALONG & GETS EM ALL!
AND DOES IT WITH ALACRITY & EASE!
       :evil:          :raspberry:          :evil:

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#2648
EQUIBASE ENTRY
          :lightbulb:  REMINGTON PARK IS CENTRAL TIME.  :lightbulb:
                                    7:07 CT (NOT ET)


SCRATCHES & CHANGES
VIEW ALL RACES

Race #   Purse   Race Type   Distance   Surface   Starters   Est. Post   Entries Plus
Race 1   $9,350   Claiming   1 Mile 70 Yards   Dirt   8   7:07 PM   FREE
Race 2   $9,350   Claiming   6 Furlongs   Dirt   12   7:37 PM   FREE


                 :lightbulb: PER DRF...SHOWS RACE #1 @ 8:07 ***ET***

Remington Park
Chance Rain Showers Precip: 53% High: 53°F | Low: 43°F

Race 1  Post: 8:07 PM ET Dirt <==== ***


1 Mile 70 Yards | Fillies and Mares | 3 Year Olds And Up | CLAIMING : $5,000 | PURSE: $9,350
Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta (.50 Cent Minimum) Superfecta (.10 Cent Minimum) / Pick 5 (Races 1-5) (.50 Cent Minimum)
RACE INFO
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#2649
                                          :lightbulb:  CRUZAN  :lightbulb:
:lightbulb:REMINGTON IS CENTRAL TIME ZONE = POST IS 7PM CT
                         {NOT 6 PM = That's MOUNTAIN TIME ZONE}
#2650
                               :forruffian:
                           :lightbulb: REMINDER   :lightbulb:

                       :evil:  **SPECIAL EVENT**  :evil:

              CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN TODAY, WE WILL HAVE
     ANOTHER SPECIAL SPOOKTACULAR  SPOOKTRAVAGANZA  +  BOTS!!
A FIRST TIME EVER, BASED ON MM IS THE ACTUAL HALLOWEEN = OCT 31
 
  :lightbulb:  ALL ENTRANTS WILL APPEAR IN THEIR SS SPOOKTACULAR ATTIRE!  :lightbulb:
                         :thumbsup:  {NO NEED TO RE-REGISTER}   :thumbsup:

                                           :chickendance:
#2651
                 :forruffian:
:evil: GRUMPY CAT PURRSNICKETY PIX :evil:



R1 = 4  6  8  2  1
SONGS SUNG BLUE
PINK RUN FOR THE CURE  :thumbsup:
SEDONA SKY

R2 = 10  7  11  6  12
COUNTRY CONCEITED
SHUT THE GATE!
EASY NIGHTS

R3 = 7  9  5  4  8
DON'T FORGET {Dam: Always In My Heart}   :girlkiss:
A P BLUEGRASS {Dam: BlueGrass CAT}
CONCRETE FINISHER

R4 = 8  2  6  9  1
SWEET DREAMS TONIGHT
POINT AT Z BABY
ANGEL OF DREAMS

R5 = 3  9  8  7  6
KWIK
IN THE NIC OF TIME
TAVNER

R6 = 5  3  12  8  10
ELECTRESS
BRAVE DISH
FLYING FIREBALL

R7 = 10  8  6  2  4
CURANDERO   {A Healer Who Uses Herbs, Magic To Treat Illness}  :thumbsup:
COULD BE GAME
TAKE CHARGE EASY

R8 = 8  12  4  1  6
KNOCK IT DOWN HARD
STAY HOME
SPUR

R9 = 5  3  10  11  12
SHELBI'S CAT   :forruffian:
NOT THE BOSS OF ME {Layla!}
STORM TO PASS


#2652
Handicapping / 2018 *SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS UPDATE*
October 30, 2018, 10:34:14 AM
                                          :forruffian:
                   :lightbulb:  2018 SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS UPDATE   :lightbulb:

DUE TO THE LENGTH OF TIME IT TOOK RUFFIAN TO CREATE ~
       A PURRRFOUND PURRRSNICKETY POST PARADE
         A RAMBUNCTIOUS, RECALCITRANT RACE CALL
                                       :evil:

DUE TO THE LENGTH OF TIME FOR TIGER DANCER TO WORK
         HER GRANDIOSE-GRAPHICATION-GALA MAGICK ~
                                   :celebrate:
IT WILL BE SEVERAL DAYS BEFORE THE SAGACIOUS SENSATIONAL
                    SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS SHALL APPEAR

:evil:  COMBINING THAT WITH A 2nd HALLOWEEN MIDWEEK SPOOK-FEST  :evil:
                  * AND THE APPROACHING BREEDER'S CUP WEEKEND *

THE FINAL SATIRICAL SCANDALOUS SPOOKTACULAR SHOW
      MAY NOT APPEAR UNTIL NEXT WEEK, AFTER THE BC 

YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED
     BY THE ''BIG-CAT-DUO''   {THE ''CHEETAH'' & DANCING TIGER}
                                     :thanks:                                   
#2653
          :forruffian:
        **CONGRATS TO EL PRADO   :celebrate:
THE FEISTY FILLY ONCE AGAIN HAS SHOWN THE REST
    OF THE FIELD HER FLASHY TAIL AT THE WIRE ~
BUT THIS TIME -- SHE DID IT IN TRACK RECORD TIME
       SETTING A NEW HIGH BAR FOR
THE 2018 CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD! ($257.20)
                                      :OMG:

            :lightbulb: **SPECIAL EVENT** :lightbulb:

  CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN TODAY, WE WILL HAVE
     ANOTHER SPECIAL SPOOKTACULAR  SPOOKTRAVAGANZA  +  BOTS!!
A FIRST TIME EVER, BASED ON MM IS THE ACTUAL HALLOWEEN = OCT 31
:lightbulb: ALL ENTRANTS WILL APPEAR IN THEIR SPOOKTACULAR ATTIRE!
                         :thumbsup: {NO NEED TO RE-REGISTER} :thumbsup:

         
VENUE ===>  REMINGTON PARK
            :evil: ''TRICK OR TREAT'' STAKES :evil:



POST TIMES:  8 PM ET // 7 PM CT // 6 PM MT // 5 PM PT

 
      SCORE-KEEPER:
RESULTS WILL BE COMING FROM THE CLASSY CAT HOUSE
WHERE ~DUSTY~ WILL BE CONSUMING
   MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CATNIP-LACED MEOW MIX
      WHILE CAVORTING WITH THE CHIPPENDALES
     {THE MALE DANCERS, NOT THE CHIPMUNKS!}
                                           :chickendance:
**IN THE EVENT THAT DUSTY IS UNABLE TO BRING RESULTS
          EITHER DUE TO CATNIP OVERDOSE ~ OR ~ 'D.E.S'
                ===> DANCING EXHAUSTION SYNDROME
                                                :happy:
THEN THE 'RUFFINATOR' WILL ROAR IN
       TO BRING A SPECIAL SPOOKTACULAR SHOW!


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               :mallet:
#2654
                              :forruffian:

PEEPTOAD PIX PER EMAIL EARLY AM
:lightbulb:  RUNNING AS: MAGGIE SIMPSON

Ruff,

Here are my picks for today. I can't get onto the TRF site for some reason:

SA 10/27/18

1. 3-7-5
2. 2-6-3
3. 2-5-3
4. 8-2-9
5. 7-1-3
6. 7-1-4
7. 4-6-7
8. 5-9-2
9. 9-5-11-8
10. 4-5-6
11. 8-6-1-11
#2655
                :forruffian:

RAVEN PIX...Per TBC + Email
MISSING CHARACTER
WILL ADD LATER IN RESULTS
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User   Raven
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:49 am

R1 2,1,7
R2 3,1
R3 4,3
R4 8.6
R5 8.5.2
R6 6,4
R7 4,6
R8 3,7
R9 5,9
R10 5,13,4
R11 9,4


Today's card spooks me more than anything
You will soon break the bow if you keep it always stretched ~Faedus~