:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM TURF PARADISE FOR A ''CHANGE OF PACE''
THE 'PACE' WILL BE CONTESTED IN OUR FEATURE EVENT
HONORING MONTY PYTHON'S FAMOUS SAYING
"AND NOW ~ FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT"
:lightbulb: THE ''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES :lightbulb:
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WILL HAVE 11 EFFERVESCENT
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'NUDGE' HIM OUT
OF THE REPEAT WINNER'S CIRCLE!
:raspberry:
A CROWD OF 'REAL QUIET' FANS CAN BE HEARD GIVING A
CELEBRATORY CHEER AS HE PASSES BY IN THE POST PARADE
RETURNING AFTER A BRIEF R & R TIME OUT ~
:girlkiss:
THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
AWAY THEY GO IN THE ''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES
:rhrse:
IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD ~
REAL QUIET ~ EL PRADO ~ BLUNNY
A QUICK-STEPPIN DUSTY NOW JOINING THAT TRIO
TO MAKE IT A FRISKY FOURSOME HEADING INTO THE TURN
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
THAT QUICK QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY
CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ & THUNDER CAT
IT'S WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE
===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====
THE PACE HAS QUICKENED DRAMATICALLY AS NOW WE SEE
5 ACROSS THE TRACK WITH REAL QUIET BY A NOSTRIL WHISKER
AHEAD OF EL PRADO ~ BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER & DUSTY
IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP & PEEPTOAD
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT WITH A BIG GAP BACK TO
POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN & DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN
=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY & EL PRADO ~ NECK & NECK IN COMMAND
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
BLUNNY REVVING UP HIS 'ENERGIZER BUNNY BATTERY'
ALONG WITH POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD, ARE NEXT
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP, WITH TIGER DANCER ON
HIS TAIL WHICH SEEMS TO BE PROMPTING A GRIN FROM THE COLT ~ :)
A LENGTH BACK IS THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED BY CATALINA & RUFFIAN
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, SHOWING NO ENERGY AT ALL TODAY
SEEMS TO BE BLAZING A TRAIL TO THE DOG HOUSE ALONG WITH PERHAPS,
A YO-YO- FOR CONSOLATION ENTERTAINMENT LATER?
:banghead: :flaming: :banghead:
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATES THE DETERMINED TRIO IN FRONT
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY ~ EL PRADO
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
BLUNNY ~ POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD ALL IN WITH A GOOD CHANCE
AT SOME PURSE MONEY, THO PROBABLY NOT THE WINNER CIRCLE :'(
THE TIRELESS TENACIOUS TRIO SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING
~ AT THE FINISH LINE ~
ONLY A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHOSE NOSE TOUCHED THE WIRE 1st
TOTE BOARD IS LIT UP LIKE AN XMAS TREE!
:OMG:
*** HOLD ALL TICKETS ***
6 JOCKEYS ON PHONES ~ 6 TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD
THE TRACK IS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE AN IMITATION OF
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
:happy:
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD SCREAMING OUT NAMES
LADIES HIGH PITCHED ROARS FOR DUSTY, EL PRADO & PEEPTOAD
THE MEN WITH THEIR LOW TONED GROWLS FOR
REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY & POST TIME MIKE
FINALLY! LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
:celebrate:
OFFICIAL NUMBERS ARE UP ON THE BOARD ~
DISGRUNTLED TRAINERS OFF TO THE BARN ~ SOME TO THE BAR! :thumbsup:
:lightbulb: *** OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH OF THE *** :lightbulb:
''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES
DUSTY = $58.80 :celebrate:
*By The Slimmest Of Kitty Whiskers! :forruffian:
As The Flamboyant Filly WINKS ;) At ........
REAL QUIET = $58.10 :headshake:
OUCH! Doesn't Get Much Closer Than This :banghead:
But ~ As We Know: 'Close' Only Counts In 'HORSESHOES'
The Game, Not The Races!
:flaming:
EL PRADO = $55
*In It Right To The Wire! Great Effort :thumbsup:
Time To 'Smell The Flowers'
BLUNNY = $46.90
OMG! Not Again! :OMG: Is There Collusion This Colt Has With Gollum? :evil:
===== ALSO RAN =====
POST TIME MIKE = $45.40
PEEPTOAD = $41.40
CIGARSHOP = $33.60
TIGER DANCER = $30.60
THUNDER CAT = $28.20
CATALINA = $18.80
RUFFIAN = $14.60
{DC} CRUZAN = $12.60
* Dog House Awaits: Milk Bone Biscuits, Las Vegas Filly Showgirls :thumbsup:
YO-YO-DUDE Trophy Too (*PentHouse To Dog House)
Plus: Preventing The RuffZilla Another Key To Her Beloved Cat House! :raspberry:
WE NOW BID YOU A 'WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE' FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, *NON-TEXTING* DRIVE HOME ~
:lightbulb: *** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE *** :lightbulb:
:chickendance: Dusty very nice victory....
stupendous race call
Nice job Duty! Thanks for the race call!
THANK YOU!!!
Congratulations to Dusty on snatching the victory in a great photo finish!
Great race call, my lady!