:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO CRUZAN WHO DID HIS 'CRUISIN' RIGHT PAST
THE 2 FEARLESS FILLYS IN FRONT TO HEAD TO THE PRESTIGIOUS
PENTHOUSE ~ ~ ~ INSTEAD OF THE 'MILK-BONE'MANSION'
:celebrate:
:lightbulb: VENUE :lightbulb:
''AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT''
;) ;) " WINK-WINK NUDGE-NUDGE " ;) ;)
NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!
BUT WE ARE GOING TO TURF PARADISE!
:OMG:
YEP! TIME FOR THE HEAD-SCRATCH-HANDICAP-CHALLENGE!
:evil:
POST TIMES: 2:40 ET // 1:40 CT // 12:40 MT // 11:40 PT
FEATURE EVENT
''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES
;) ;) ;) ;) :) ;)
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO SEE
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT ~
OR A DQ YOU MAY BE!
:OMG:
O NO SAY IT ISNT SO!
Turfway Park would have been better....only 8 races :banghead: :barf:
1st: 5 2
2nd: 5 2
3rd: 5 2
4th: 5 2
5th: 5 2
6th: 5 2
7th: 5 2
8th: 5 2
:forruffian:
{ "...Turfway Park would have been better....only 8 races" :banghead: }
=-=-=--=-==-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
:lightbulb: TURFWAY: 8 RACES => ALL CLAIMING
:lightbulb: TURF PARADISE: 8 RACES => 2 ALW + ** 2 STAKES **
AS THAT OLE SAYIN GOES:
YA CAN PLEASE SOME OF THE PEEPS SOME OF DA TIME :kiss:
SOME OF THE PEEPS NONE OF THE TIME >:(
BUT YA RARELY CAN PLEASE *ALL* THE PEEPS *ALL* THE TIME :banghead:
THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN THE WINNER'S CHOICE WAS NOT MINE :'(
THE SOLUTION
:lightbulb: TO RUN WHERE YA LOVE ===> WIN THE DAY! :lightbulb:
:forruffian:
PURRSNICKETY ~ POWERFUL & PURRFOUND IN PARADISE
OR
PURRTHETICALLY & PURELY POINTLESS?
:celebrate: OR :flaming:
R1 = 2 4 5 6 1 <= {9/5 Probable Winner}
EVOLVE {Dam: BlueGrass CAT} :forruffian:
KIT(TEN) CHECK
BOILER
R2 = 1 3 2 4 5 <= Spooky Channel {Got One!} :OMG:
REVENGE AGAIN :evil:
DOING
RUN
R3 = 9 7 5 1 4
TYPICAL CAT :forruffian:
REWARD
SONG FROM ABOVE {HONEY} :'(
R4 = 5 6 4 1 {11 YR OLD!} 9
OOPPER WALLAH {?} :-\
THIS IS MY STORY {And I'm Stickin 2 It}
REBEL
R5 = 2 8 10 4 5
PRAISE
93
BOOMERANG MISS
R6 = 3 2 1 6 4
ZAMBORA {'Z' Obsessed!}
INDICATIVE
BUDDUG
R7 = 5 2 6 8 9 <= {Of Course I'd Take CAT #1 But NOT @ 9/5}
KITTEN'S ROYAL {Kitten's Joy!} :forruffian:
THE GLORY IS ALL MINE {Doubtful With These Pix} :-[
GATO {Cat} GUAPO {Handsome}
:forruffian:
R8 = 5 1 8 6 3
RISKY VENTURE {These Pix}
MORE OF THE SAME {Cats, Grays}
DUPLICATE COPY
Me Lady, not trying to ruff(le) any feathers....I was under the impression that Saturday was the racing program with the best races not the previous weeks winners choice....I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone....
Quote from: Cigarshop on January 11, 2019, 11:10:51 AM
Me Lady, not trying to ruff(le) any feathers....I was under the impression that Saturday was the racing program with the best races not the previous weeks winners choice....I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone....
I reverted us back to the original rules... you can blame me.
:forruffian:
CIGARSHOP QUERIES:
''...I was under the impression that Saturday was
the racing program with the best races"
DEAR SWEET CIGARSHOP :girlkiss:
I ACTUALLY ENJOY 'RUFFLED FEATHERS'
GIVES ME A CHANCE TO GROOM MY BIRD!
:happy: :raspberry: :happy:
*** TURFWAY: ALL CLAIMING & MAIDEN
*** TURF PARADISE: 2 STAKES
''...not the previous weeks winners choice....''
:lightbulb: FROM THE RULES: POSTED ON MENU :lightbulb:
:lightbulb:*** WINNER CHOOSES VENUE FOR FOLLOWING WEEK *** :lightbulb:
* EXCEPT TC / BC DAYS
*TRAVERS / * ARLINGTON MILLION - ETC
* SOME RACES ARE CONSIDERED 'TRADITIONAL'
*AND AUTOMATICALLY PLAYED
* OCCASIONALLY, EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES MAY REQUIRE
THAT THE MODERATOR CHOOSES A DIFFERENT VENUE
SUCH AS SUDDEN WEATHER CHANGES ~
EXTREME SCRATCHES ETC
*** FINAL VENUE CHOICE = RUFFIAN ***
:lightbulb: GUIDELINES :lightbulb:
* CHOOSE BEST STAKES CARD OF THE DAY
* CHECK TRACK WEATHER EXTENDED FORECAST!
* IF SEVERAL TRACKS HAVE BIG STAKES DAY ~
* WAIT UNTIL ALL CARDS UP BEFORE DECIDING!
* DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITIES WITH RUFFIAN
AFTER REVIEWING ALL OPTIONS
~
"I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone...."
BEFUDDLED AIN'T ALWAYS A 'BAD' THING!
JUST ASK ELMER FUDD!
:happy:
Peepers could never blame you for anything.... I rarely read or follow the rules now I know them.... took me 7 years ;D
Quote from: peeptoad on January 11, 2019, 11:29:34 AM
I reverted us back to the original rules... you can blame me.
Quote from: Cigarshop on January 11, 2019, 12:12:14 PM
Peepers could never blame you for anything.... I rarely read or follow the rules now I know them.... took me 7 years ;D
Fair enough! ;)
Here goes...
1. 6/1/4
2. 8/9/5
3. 5/4/9
4. 3/8/2
5. 4/9/6
6. 3/6/8
7. 10/3/8
8. 6/10/2
Good LUCK ALL!
1) 1 4 2 3 6
2) 9 7 5 4 8
3) 7 2 6 5 8
4) 4 7 2 9 3
5) 4 6 9 1 8
6) 2 8 3 7 6
7) 1 4 9 6 3
8) 1 4 5 8 2
Good luck everybody!
That's ok, cigarshop. You are either missing or feeling tiger dancer. We understand.....
Pssst.... everybody get the cameras ready......Anna one...anna two.....
1. 6-5-3
2. 5-8-7
3. 5-8-4
4. 5-2-9
5. 9-1-10
6. 2-8-7
7. 1-10-9
8. 6-4-5
gl!
I really like your choice of words "feeling tiger dancer" :thumbsup:
Quote from: ElPrado on January 11, 2019, 07:34:21 PM
That's ok, cigarshop. You are either missing or feeling tiger dancer. We understand.....
Pssst.... everybody get the cameras ready......Anna one...anna two.....
RACE 1: 2, 5, 6
RACE 2: 5, 7, 4
RACE 3: 8, 5, 9
RACE 4: 9, 1, 7
RACE 5: 1, 5, 9
RACE 6: 8, 6, 3
RACE 7: 7, 3, 9
RACE 8: 10, 4, 6
Good luck to all!
Turf Paradise.....Phoenix, AZ
"I went from Phoenix, Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California where the girls are warm
So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah
Keep on a rock'n me baby..... "
1st - 6 (Ramblin Man AZ) 8) / 3 / 5
2nd - 9 / 5 / 7 / 1
3rd - 9 / 4 / 6
4th - 7 / 6 / 2
5th - 6 / 3 / 9 /10
6th - 4 / 2 / 6
7th - 2 / 9 / 10
8th - 10 (Singaprayer LA) 8) / 7 / 5
Good luck and good racing!!! 8) :rhrse:
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 1, 5, 3
2 -- 6, 5, 7
3 -- 4, 8, 6
4 -- 2, 9, 8
5 -- 1, 9, 6
6 -- 6, 4, 2
7 -- 9, 10, 1
8 -- 5, 10, 6
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhI26313ev2J_UIVVIMzLlOOZQBHQLERaeeWipws2jqGpJfwBOdA)
~~READY TO RUMBLE IN PARADISE~~ :evil:
R-1: 2 - 3 - 1
R-2: 5 - 1 - 8
R-3: 4 - 8 - 9
R-4: 5 - 9 - 6
R-5: 1 - 10 - 2
R-6: 4 - 3 - 5
R-7: 5 - 6 - 9
R-8: 10 - 5 - 7
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 5, 1, 3
2 -- 5, 6, 7
3 -- 8, 4, 6
4 -- 9, 2, 7
5 -- 9, 1, 6
6 -- 6, 4, 2
7 -- 10, 9, 1
8 -- 7, 5, 6
Quote from: ElPrado on January 11, 2019, 07:34:21 PM
That's ok, cigarshop. You are either missing or feeling tiger dancer.
We understand.....
Pssst.... everybody get the cameras ready......Anna one...anna two.....
:OMG:
:happy: :OMG: :happy:
THEE DANCING TIGER IS PRESENT ... OR A PRESENT :evil:
TIME TO RUN .... TIME TO PLAY
LET'S ALL RACE .... AND HAVE A GR8 DAY
:thanks:
HEY - HAY POST-TIME-MIKE .....
ANOTHER GREAT ROCKIN SONG CHOICE :thumbsup:
THIS TIGER'S READY TO DANCE
In the land that clouds forgot.....
Weather:
Sunny. (NSSherlock)
Wind from east (even if there isn't one)
Scratches (such as they are)
R 3) scratch #2 + #5
R 6) scratch # 1
All so far. Ta ta!
R1. 2-4-5
R2. 1-6-4
R3. 3-7-4
R4. 7-2-5
R5. 1-3-8
R6. 2-3-5
R7. 4-7-5
R8. 8-2-5
Hey Tiger?
Our next project will be to teach him to count to 8!
R1...1-3-5
R2...5-7-9
R3...8-6-4
R4...2-7-5
R5...1-8-9
R6...6-8-2
R7...10-1-9
R8...6-10-7
TVG is not televising Turf Paradise, Does anybody know where it can be seen?
Quote from: THUNDER CAT on January 12, 2019, 11:58:20 AM
TVG is not televising Turf Paradise, Does anybody know where it can be seen?
http://www.turfparadise.com/race-replays--live-video.html (http://www.turfparadise.com/race-replays--live-video.html)
You have to pay for it
Sorry, didn't catch that part.