:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER :celebrate:
DANCING MERRILY ALONG WAY FAR AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
WHO KEPT TRYING IN VAIN TO CATCH THAT FLASHY FILLY TAIL UP AHEAD ~
THO HE DID SEEM TO HAVE A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE ~
~ WHICH WOULD LOOK SILLY ANYPLACE ELSE!
:happy: :lmao: :happy:
VENUE: O CANADA ~ WOODBINE
6 STAKES = NO VAMPIRES!
:OMG:
:lightbulb: AUGUST 29 IS NATIONAL 'TUG O' WAR' DAY :lightbulb:
WHICH WILL BE OUR FEATURE EVENT
HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT FOR BOTS ~ BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
:evil:
POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT
SCOREKEEPER
SNOOZIN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN WHO SEEMS TO BE VERY MUCH AT HOME THERE
PROBABLY HOPING TO EARN THE 2018 DOG HOUSE KEY! :thumbsup:
IF FOR ANY REASON THE BOOZE & BABES OVERCOMES
HIS ABILITY TO OPERATE A CALCULATOR ~
THE RUFF ONE SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
:banghead:
GOING NORTH!!!!
1. 5/7/6
2. 5/1/2
3. 4/1/2
4. 6/4/11
5. 8/6/1
6. 2/6/5
7. 7/6/4
8. 6/7/4
Good LUCK ALL!!!
1st: 2
2nd: 2
3rd: 1
4th: 6
5th: 6
6th: 2
7th: 2
8th: 7
1) 7 1 8 5
2) 2 6 3 1
3) 1 3 2 4
4) 10 1 6 11
5) 13 3 2 4
6) 4 2 10 5
7) 3 1 5 2
8) 1 4 7 3
That'll do me!!
🤔 🙄 🐴
:forruffian:
:evil: WICKED ~ WILD & WEIRD @ WOODBINE :evil:
R1 >>> 7 10 3 2 8
MARCH OF DREAMS
PIRANO (Dam: Cat's Garden / Tale Of The CAT)
MY SILENT PRESENT
R2 >>> 2 3 5 1 4
KING & HIS COURT (Dbl Ent: R6)
EMINENT FORCE
ENGLISH ILLUSION
R3 >>> 2 3 4 1 (Not Likely To Beat #1 @ 1/9)
CIRCLE OF FRIENDS
THE YOUNG LORD
JACKS
R4 >>> 4 1 7 9 11
MOON MAGIC
SEGUIMI
IN GUS
R5 >>> 3 5 8 4 1
MOKSGMOI
FIREY & GORGEOUS
SPEEDY SOUL
R6 >>> 6 4 5 3 2
THOR'S ROCKET
(Dbl Ent R2) KING & COURT
KINGSPORT
R7 >>> 3 5 1 6 7
FOREST LASS
CAWAJA TIME (Eskendereya) :girlkiss:
NO CHILL
R8 >>> 4 3 1 8 7
FRESH PRINCESS
CRUMLIN QUEEN
SPRING TEMPEST
(https://picload.org/thumbnail/dlcwaiga/p1000125.jpg)
R1...9-1-7
R2...3-1-4
R3...1-2-4-3 (superfecta box lock)
R4...11-6-4
R5...10-8-3
R6...5-6-3
R7...7-4-6
R8...4-8-5
Cave Springs Ranch
1 -- 5, 4, 2
2 -- 5, 1, 3
3 -- 2, 4, 3
4 -- 6, 11, 7
5 -- 6, 14, 8
6 -- 2, 5, 3
7 -- 3, 6, 2
8 -- 3, 7, 5
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 5, 4, 2
2 -- 1, 3, 2
3 -- 6, 2, 3
4 -- 6, 11, 4
5 -- 6, 14, 8
6 -- 2, 5, 3
7 -- 6, 7, 3
8 -- 3, 8, 5
RACE 1 - 1, 4, 6, 2
RACE 2 - 2, 3, 1, 5
RACE 3 - 2, 1, 4, 3
RACE 4 - 1, 4, 6, 11
RACE 5 - 1, 11, 6, 3
RACE 6 - 5, 3, 2, 6
RACE 7 - 6, 4, 3, 2
RACE 8 - 2, 3, 8, 4
Good luck to all!
Scratches
R 4 #11
R 6 #3, #4
R 7 sc #4
R 8 sc #9
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkPDWRTaMb0nqxmcKi51KYpqADOiiQcba7AO19sCcw1bJi-m7D)
~~CAN DO IN CANADAAAAA~~
WICKYD AND WONDERFUL @ WOODBINE
R-1: 3 - 6 - 10 - 7
R-2: 3 - 2 - 4
R-3: 2 - 1 - 3
R-4: 4 - 2 - 1
R-5: 5 - 6 - 11 - 10
R-6: 5 - 6 - 1
R-7: 2 - 5 - 3
R-8: 1 - 8 - 5 - 4
Hey, power back on after the storm
R4. 4-6-7
R5. 9-10-8
R6. 6-5-1
R7. 5-3-1
R8. 1-5-4
:forruffian: **TUG-O-WAR RESULTS**
(https://www.amwager.com/images/woodbine-logo.jpg)
(https://www.clubpoker.net/medias/images/allo-poker/rooms/container-353-file-1-random-201968023.jpg)
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @ WOODBINE
IT'S BOTS DAY = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlTnLKC9Z59TILd9QSzUdcbBK1VOWBSZLEuU9dWV6BWO9QdIWtUg)
TODAY IS ALSO: NATIONAL ''TUG-O-WAR'' DAY
A VERY BEFITTING SIGNIFICANT NAME FOR OUR FEATURE EVENT!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTldxQNKxFvBQql2k-Y8lJ_BPJwXy3f5PimVuXGRRvb9UotL_oR)
DEFENDING CHAMP ~TIGER DANCER~ WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER DYNAMIC DANCE TO THE WIRE
THE TORRID TEN ARE IN THE GATE -&- READY TO RUN!
AWAAAY THEY GO IN .... THE 'TUG O' WAR' STAKES
(http://www.alexcampbell.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/13canadianinternationalgate-700x466.jpg)
IT'S A FRISKY-FEISTY-FOURSOME OF FILLYS
FLYING OUT OF THE GATE LEAVING 6 OTHERS
WONDERING IF THEIR OWN GATES HAD MALFUNCTIONED!
THESE FOUR, DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO
HAVE LEFT THE REST PLAYING 'CATCH-UP' HEADING INTO THE TURN
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHjqokmcSipXRWkiKLKJoqbI6W4CK-0Pdwyv7YVhlWhqz6LAry)
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
IT IS NOW EL PRADO -- WHO HAS MOVED AHEAD OF
THE OTHER THREE FILLYS BY 10 LENGTHS
WITH A DISTANT CATALINA ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK
SO FAR --> THE COLTS ARE STRUGGLING TO GET A GRIP ON
THE CONCEPT OF 'TUG O WAR' AS THEY -&- DEFENDING CHAMP,
TIGER DANCER HAVE YET TO SHIFT INTO GEAR!
(https://www.autodeft.com/_files/images/full/2013-10-28/1J05D4DR.jpg)
CIGARSHOP ~ BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN ~ TIGER DANCER
SO FAR BACK IT'S LIKE WATCHING 2 SEPARATE RACES
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
EL PRADO -- HAVING THINGS ALL HER OWN WAY SO FAR
IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF TIRING
OPENING THE WAY FOR DUSTY -- WHO IS INCREASING HER SPEED
GAINING ON THE FILLY IN FRONT WITH EVERY STRIDE!
RUFFIAN -- WHO LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' OUT EARLY ON
RAN OUT OF CHEETAH-POWER DROPPING BACK SUDDENLY
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAKF_2zw8RPbg-RoQQEtsLpqxxj6BnQH8xG-NG51AWtUV0TEQDA)
THUNDER CAT -- ALSO COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH
THE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY DUO IN THE LEAD
CRUZAN ---
FINALLY AWAKENED HIS COLTISH CHARISMA
AND IS GRADUALLY MOVING UP AS
HIS FELLOW COLTS ARE STILL
PLAYING A LOSING GAME OF CATCH UP
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbhIuXo9jsq9C8al0ce7cz93ZZ0iq2tV5rGoOqYRM-ARwLOs8vPA)
CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY
AND A TURTLE-TEMPO-TIGER
DANCING A SNAIL-SLOW-STEP
... AT THE BACK, SEEING ANY CHANCE
OF A ROARING REPEAT DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE
(http://www.screamingsnail.com/NewScreamingSnailStudiosHomepage_Media/ScreamingSnailColorLogo.png)
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
EL PRADO CONTINUES TO LOOK LEG WEARY
.... AS DUSTY NOW HAS ZOOOOOOMED
RIGHT ON BY THE FADING FILLY
TAKING A HUGE LEAD OVER THE FIELD
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/615i-gMhXXL._SX355_.jpg)
EL PRADO STRUGGLING TO HOLD ON IS NOW FACED WITH A
CHALLENGE BY ~CATALINA~ WHO SUDDENLY FOUND HER
INNER MOJO AND IS RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF EL PRADO
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcOvMaZgJyxEYl8ZmUECCBzhHkkc4TGWNbPL0zehLpA8UUYsUC)
IT'S A TIGHT BATTLE BEHIND THOSE 3 FEARLESS FILLYS
CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN ~ THUNDER CAT ... STILL
ALL IN WITH A CHANCE AT SOME OF THE PURSE MONEY
AS CIGARSHOP IS RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF THOSE 3
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS ~DUSTY~ HAS GONE INTO
HIGH GEAR OVERDRIVE LEAVING THE REST IN HER WAKE
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGgpx0Bt2lgDEG3r3gUW_N3j_GT5f93k9chokdmwmIyxrlSYct) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAejh7iSv1b-eUEir3ilsz7hKGAMV-BqHTixc1kZCwjpVzd4qWMg)
EL PRADO, SUPER SPEEDY AT THE START MANAGES TO JUST
HOLD OFF CATALINA FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY
AMAZINGLY, WITH A SNAIL LIKE START ....
CRUZAN FIRED UP ENOUGH 'CRUSIN POWER'
IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO PASS RUFFIAN
AND STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhaEeAW_L4HsNXHlOKKBzw1sCDYpLdq9QnTOJLWYLDD4_kMZeV)
SO THE ''TUG-O'-WAR'' TURNED OUT TO BE
A 'TUG O' FILLYS' RACE
WITH COLTS A-SLIPPIN N A-SLIDIN
GETTING NO 'TUGGIN TRACK-SHUN' TODAY
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2C08vW9t46wcGYLgyKp-PSIjArKl7C8tZuXsUrOoHin_TqJ2eNQ) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv6HstB_bsmKpMYUHqnahlLKs2jbbhCPZFN9cxucE4Hs5_yv6l)
**A BIG BOTS WIN FOR THE FILLYS!!! :celebrate:
A TENACIOUS TRIFECTA OF
FEISTY - FAST - FILLY - KITTYS
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaiCf2jhSyNMK1JIsp4PzTFe5Dd7xDKzrDKKUcHQpdqLeVOB45)
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAbXeQba1hr4ZYKhg4tcVK2RRHiqzrYugO4kKiKwStPKPUagy-)
1st ~ DUSTY === $86.10
*Dusted The Field Convincingly!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTBDDzT-4rVsDtrCIcQkhr6bm5k5080hED5LJ8dRfRVt4qatgGWw) ~WINNER / BRIDE OF WOODBINE~
2nd ~ EL PRADO === $43.80
*Super Speed 1st Half ~ Tired After A Half
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-lWiNi0tYVTvseyfjTigKK9wmBtbJfUfqle4pCzDJFB69G6EL) ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ CATALINA === $40.60
*Slow Start ~ Great Finish
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fc/e3/2a/fce32aabb0bafda91c88ba6bf141b409--cat-wallpaper-purple-flowers.jpg) ~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ CRUZAN === $34.80
*Amazing Turn Of Hoof In Final Furlong!
Steals The Precious - Saves The Colt's Egos
(https://s3.dualstack.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/static.customizedgirl.com/images/design/63cc66aa97cf81112b44f42cd8145fdc_1294533_0.jpg?t=1528142631) ~RING-THIEF~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2JD2CPNR4Ow7avJCnzI6UcRDvn-dbMXKOkCdJK4so-GR3Cv2l)
~~ALSO RAN~~
RUFFIAN === $29.20
THUNDER CAT === $27.20
CIGARSHOP === $25.50
--Now Cigar on Top-- :evil:
{DC}TIGER DANCER === $22.10
*The Tiger In Her Tank Took A Snooze
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRy3pyP8oBg40R9OFUMUVH0Ax83Cj6gSVmCCqGp-ouOCcxZcm8suw)
REAL QUIET === $18.50
BLUNNY === $4.30
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But Earns A Trip To The Dynamic Dog House {aka: The Bunny Hutch}
Awaiting Him Are Old Buddies Jim Beam & Jack Daniels
Along With A Calculator To Help Present The Race Call Next Week!
And A Big Batch Of Energizer-Batteries!
(http://italianbeef.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1461247704_bun.jpg) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQT3gWOOTaV3sMgolfK5caXgrnVYeW1hwpAy1Nyjt-hgOaChhBbgA)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-CKXe9INDIO_HFAV0D4X7WQ_76dNPNjmy8P7Bkr9pOlZ6HSk7) (https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/I0gAAOSwpYVZ8ng9/s-l300.jpg)
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM WOODBINE
WISHING ALL A FRISKY TUG O' WAR WITH YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND
~ BE IT 2 LEGS OR 4 ~ IT'S NOT IF YA WIN OR LOSE THAT MATTERS
BUT HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAD DOIN IT!
~~Graphics By: Tiger Dancer~~
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrlmux2VN19ruHkMTzO79IfyS8jRAajLA8Em2kUPwde-cVbifB)
Wonderful strategy from Dusty kicking our asses this week....well done
Spectacular race call by Ruff & I did certainly like being on top of LeTigre
Also great picturefications by me lady.... until next week
:flaming:
Big congrats on the win Dusty and to the fully brigade for hitting the tri.
Congrats to Dusty who far distanced the field with an impressive stretch run! Great race call and graphics, Miz Ruffian and Miz Tiger Dancer!