:forruffian:
YAYS -vs- NEIGHS POLL RESULTED IN AN ALMOST
UNANIMOUS 'HELL YEH' TO RUN :racing:
**CONGRATS TO ---> CIGARSHOP :celebrate:
WHO TOOK COMMAND EARLY ON AND NEVER LOOKED BACK TO SEE
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' TRYING HIS BEST TO CATCH HIM
BUT JUST NOT ENUFF 'CHARGE' IN HIS BATTERY
:banghead:
VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND
:lightbulb:*RACES 1--8 ONLY!* PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE R9/10 IN ENTRY :lightbulb:
(THAT JUST CONFUSES THE SCOREKEEPER)
:evil: :raspberry: :evil:
***FEATURE EVENT: THE DERBY FEVER STAKES***
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkv9ORfls5dKSFbxpEEZjZlXwb2TGbOSBOeQHvq8OoDkAsx1B3)
POST TIMES: 2:05 ET // 1:05 CT // 12:05 MT // 11:05 AM PT
SCORE-KEEPER:
SCORING FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE --> CATALINA
(UNLESS THOSE NASTY 'CYBERSPACE DEMONS' INTERFERE!)
:flaming:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q.
:mallet:
I hope it's a grand decision to play Indiana.....
:forruffian:
IRASCIBLE ~ IMPURRRVIOUS ~ IMPROBABLE ~
INCOHERENT IN INDIANA
I CAN FEEL THE DOORS OPENING TO THE CAT HOUSE
I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE CATNIP GALORE
HOPE THE 'THUNDER DOWN UNDER' DANCERS
ARE READY TO ENTERTAIN AS I SCORE
:chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance:
R1 >>> 3 4 5 2 1
INDIAN FEATHER
PROPER REBELLION
INDY DANCERS
R2 >>> 5 4 2 6 1
SEYMOUR KID (Gone Astray)
NOBLE SOWLE
WILLS DEFENCE
R3 >>> 6 5 4 3 2
GALLANT LADY
OLYMPIC SMOKE (Glacken!)
SASHENKA (*Dam = Lucky Monkey!)
R4 >>> 5 6 3 4 2
MISCHIEVIOUS KAT :forruffian:
DESERT THIEF
AMERICAN HOLIDAY (American Lion)
R5 >>> 4 3 6 1 5
SIR SHACK
SCHMOODS
STUDY HABITS
R6 >>> 3 5 7 6 2
EVADER
ZONED IN
GIFTED JUSTICE
R7 >>> 2 7 3 1 4
HADDA NOTION (*Headin to The Cat House)
KARFAGEN
CHERBURASHKA
R8 >>> 5 4 3 2 1
OUTER LIMITS (Ruffian's Mind) :lightbulb:
I'M IN TROUBLE
BEAUTILICIOUS
I would like to repeat.... let's see how it goes
1st: 6,1
2nd: 3,2
3rd: 3,5
4th: 4,6
5th: 5,4
6th: 1,2
7th: 7,5
8th: 1,8
OKAY - Let's PUNT!!!
1. 3/6/1
2. 2/6/1
3. 3/5/4
4. 1/3/6
5. 4/5/1
6. 5/6/1
7. 6/3/7
8. 6/4/8
Good LUCK ALL!
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 6, 1/1a, 4
2 -- 3, 5, 1
3 -- 5, 1, 2
4 -- 6, 3, 1
5 -- 5, 1, 6
6 -- 1, 2, 4
7 -- 3, 7, 5
8 -- 9, 1, 6
9 -- 1, 4, 7
10 -- 2, 1, 3
RACE 1 - 1 Entry, 6, 3
RACE 2 - 5, 1, 3
RACE 3 - 2, 4, 5
RACE 4 - 5, 6, 4
RACE 5 - 1, 4, 3
RACE 6 - 4, 2, 6
RACE 7 - 7, 1, 3
RACE 8 - 9, 6, 1
Good luck to all!
Cave Springs Ranch
1 -- 1, 6, 3
2 -- 3, 1, 2
3 -- 5, 1, 2
4 -- 5, 2, 3
5 -- 5, 1, 2
6 -- 2, 1, 7
7 -- 7, 3, 5
8 -- 1, 8, 9
R1. 4-3-2
R2. 4-6-5
R3. 6-4-1
R4. 5-2-3
R5. 3-4-1
R6.. 6-5-1
R7. 3-6-4
R8. 4-9-7
R9. 9-7-10
R10. 5-9-6
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~~LET'S GET REEEEEADY TO RUMBLE~~
PRE-DERBY BOTS ..... WOOOO-HOOO
R-1: 1 - 6 - 3
R-2: 1 - 4 - 2
R-3: 4 - 6 - 5
R-4: 2 - 6 - 5
R-5: 5 - 1 - 3
R-6: 3 - 5 - 1
R-7: 3 - 7 - 5
R-8: 5 - 3 - 7
:happy: :celebrate: :happy:
My apologies for selecting this track today was way to many short prices....
Quote from: Cigarshop on May 02, 2018, 02:54:13 PM
My apologies for selecting this track today was way to many short prices....
Why 8 races when the card says 10? 8) 8)
:forruffian:
CRUZAN.....You ask why eight races and not 10
HERE IS THE ANSWER FROM THE ORIGINAL VENUE POST
VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND
:lightbulb:*RACES 1--8 ONLY!* PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE R9/10 IN ENTRY :lightbulb:
(THAT JUST CONFUSES THE SCOREKEEPER)
:evil: :raspberry: :evil:
RACE 9 + 10 = QUARTER HORSES...WHICH WE DO NOT PLAY
:rhrse: WE ARE A THOROUGHBRED RACING FORUM :rhrse:
Quote from: RUFFIAN on May 02, 2018, 05:27:42 PM
RACE 9 + 10 = QUARTER HORSES...WHICH WE DO NOT PLAY
WE ARE A THOROUGHBRED RACING FORUM
But they look like so much fun!
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:lmao:
A good start was had by all and they're off in the Derby Fever Stakes, the first BOTS card of the month.
DUSTY surges to the front, with THUNDER CAT, CATALINA, TIGER DANCER, BLUNNY and defending champion CIGARSHOP in hot pursuit. RUFFIAN and CRUZAN trail the field.
DUSTY continues to increase her lead on the backstretch, but coming into the final turn, CATALINA is making her move and easily takes over the lead, followed by BLUNNY and THUNDERCAT.
TIGER DANCER rebreaks in the stretch but then is unable to sustain the effort.
At the wire it's CATALINA by half a length, then BLUNNY, THUNDER CAT, and DUSTY manages to hang on for fourth.
Then there is a length and a half gap to TIGER DANCER, defending champion CIGARSHOP,
and CRUZAN, with RUFFIAN trailing the field.
CATALINA . . . . . . . . . $56.70 Wins it for the fillies (YoYo Mama)
BLUNNY . . . . . . . . . .$48.80 Another bridesmaid dress for the collection
THUNDER CAT . . . . . .$39.90 Flower Bearer
DUSTY . . . . . . . . . . .$38.60 Snares The Precious
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TIGER DANCER . . . . . .$26.00
CIGARSHOP (DC) . . . .$25.50
CRUZAN . . . . . . . . . . $24.00
RUFFIAN . . . . . . . . . . .$15.20
gets the key to the cat house & score-keeping duty for next Wednesday.
. :forruffian:
WHOOOO HOOOOOOO + YEEEEE HAW CATALINA :celebrate:
A Victory Gallop For The Filly's + A Yo-Yo-Mama Award Too
Bouncing From Cat House To Penthouse
:chickendance:
*I Not only have the Key to the Cat House....I Hold The Deed Of 2017 :thumbsup:
Very nice victory Catalina ~~ also thanks for the timely results & good race call