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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY OUR RACE WILL BE RUN AT INDIANA GRAND
:lightbulb: THE FEATURE EVENT = BOTS :lightbulb:
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FEISTY FILLYS VS: CAGEY CLEVER COLTS
WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WILL HAVE 7 CALCULATING CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER COLOSSAL CRUISE TO THE WIRE!
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
IT'S A COLT DUO OF CIGARSHOP & CRUZAN OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
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ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT JUST A LENGTH BACK
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THE ENERGIZER- BLUNNY IS NEXT,
WITH A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY, GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
3 FLUSTERED FILLYS AT THE BACK
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN
:-\ :o :-[
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
CIGARSHOP HAS BROKEN AWAY FROM THE FIELD
LEAVING THE REST IN A HAZEY SMOKE OF 'CATCH-ME-IF-U-CAN!'
:rhrse:
THE CONFIDENT COMPETENT COLT IS RUNNING ALONE ON THE LEAD
ABOUT 20 LENGTHS IN FRONT
:OMG:
IT'S A CONNIVING COLT TRIO NEXT ALL TRYING TO CATCH CIGARSHOP
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN
WHERE ARE ALL THE FILLYS? DID THEY FORGET ITS A BOTS DAY?
:mallet:
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
CIGARSHOP PUTTING ON A DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF POWER
MORE LIKE AN EXHIBITION THAN A COMPETITION!
:rhrse:
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS PUTTING PRESSURE ON THE LEADER
NOW SHIFTING INTO HIGH-BATTERY-ENERGIZER-MODE,
GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY BLUNNY STRIDE!
SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWN AS DUSTY AWAKENED
REALIZING BOTS GLORY WAS ON THE LINE, MOVING UP THE RAIL
FINALLY A FILLY IN THE RACE!
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AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CIGARSHOP STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY & VULNERABLE
AFTER SETTING SIZZLING FRACTIONS IN THE FIRST HALF
NOW BEGINNING TO LOSE GROUND AND BACK UP
:OMG:
BLUNNY TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS TURN OF EVENTS
IS ACCELERATING WITH A FULLY CHARGED ENERGIZER-BATTERY
GAINING GROUND ON THE TIRING FRONT RUNNER
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
BLUNNY IS WITHIN A LENGTH OF THE LEADER
BUT THE WIRE IS WITHIN SIGHT
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CAN THE CAPABLE COLT ON THE LEAD HAVE ENUFF LEFT
OR CAN THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HOP ON BY TO GLORY?
THE ANSWER CAME AS CIGARSHOP WITH ONE FINAL 'SMOKIN'
SURGE OF SPEED CROSSES THE WIRE IN A GRAND GATE TO WIRE
EXHIBITION OF CLASS, CONFIDENCE & DETERMINATION
BOTS GLORY GOES TO THE COLTS
:celebrate:
BLUNNY WITH CONFIDENCE & COMPETENCE OF HIS OWN IS 2nd
DUSTY WITH A LATE RECALCITRANT RUN IS 3rd
AND A SURPRISING DEAD HEAT FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT
:lightbulb: $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$ :lightbulb:
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CAT-IN-CHARGE }}
BECAUSE CAT + CATNIP + CALCULATORS = UH OH!
OBJECTIONS TO =
[email protected]CIGARSHOP = $77.90 :celebrate:
*An Irish Fairy Flutters Overhead!
Gate To Wire BOTS Glory For The Colts
BLUNNY = $67.50
*So Close But Not Close Enuff! Bridesmaid Gown For The Bunny :thumbsup:
DUSTY = $52.70
*Saves 'Face' For Filly Shut-Out Catching The 'Bodacious Bouquet' :)
ROAMIN & THUNDER CAT = $48.10
*Share The Shire Journey To Steal 'The Precious' :evil:
RUFFIAN = $42
{42 = Answer To Life, The Universe & Everything: HitchHiker Guide To Galaxy}
{{DC}} CRUZAN = $39
TIGER DANCER = $5.50
*SO CLOSE TO A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG! :tongue:
Cat House Awaits With Meow Mix, Catnip, Calculator & Chippendales
WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE JOURNEY HOME
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