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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS
OUR FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CONFIDENT COLTS
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WITH THE SCRATCH OF CATALINA, DEFENDING YO-YO-MAMA CHAMP, EL PRADO ~
WILL HAVE 8 CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER TRIP TO THE PURRRTENTIOUS PENTHOUSE!
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
IT'S A COLT-FILLY-COLT TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN HEADING FOR THE TURN
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THESE 3 ARE FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY CIGARSHOP + THUNDER CAT
THE REMAINING TRIO ARE TRYING TO FIND THEIR BEST STRIDE
DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO ~ DUSTY ~ BLUNNY & RUFFIAN
TRAILING THE FIELD FOR NOW
~ OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ~
WHO WAS BEHIND BEFORE NOW IS IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT
DUSTY & CRUZAN ARE NEXT
IT'S A BIG GAP BACK TO TIGER DANCER & ROAMIN
TRAILING FAR BACK ARE THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY
EL PRADO WHO WILL NEED TO SPEED THINGS UP IF SHE HAS
ANY CHANCE OF A REPEAT VICTORY RUN
AND AT THE BACK IS RUFFIAN STILL SEARCHING FOR HER
'INNER CHEETAH' WHO SO FAR IS M.I.A
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~ THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ~
THUNDER CAT STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY IS DROPPING BACK
LEAVING CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD
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CRUZAN IS 3 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF THUNDER CAT
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY ROAMIN ~ BLUNNY & EL PRADO
AS DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN ARE EVEN FARTHER BACK
~ AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ~
CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD TRYING TO HOLD ON FOR COLT GLORY
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BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
ALL EYES TURNED TOWARD THE BACK OF THE TRACK
AWAY FROM THE FRONT RUNNING COLT
LIKE AN UNEXPECTED TORNADO ON A SUNNY MILD DAY
3 FEROCIOUSLY FAST FILLYS ARE FERVENTLY FOCUSED
ON A FIERCE FLIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE!
DUSTY ~ RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER
FLYING UP THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK PASSING ANYONE IN THEIR WAY
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ONLY CIGARSHOP STANDS IN THE WAY OF FILLY SUPREMECY!
CAN THE CONTENTIOUS COURAGEOUS COMBATIVE COLT HOLD ON?
????????????
THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY AND CONVINCINGLY: NO HE CANNOT
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OF THE 3 FILLYS FLYING TO THE WIRE ONLY ONE MANAGED TO
SCORE A RESOUNDING ROARING VICTORY FOR THE FILLYS
~ DUSTY IS WHO DUSTED THE COLTS!
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THE 'BIG-CAT' DUO OF RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER FINISH IN A DEAD-HEAT BEHIND CIGARSHOP
SO EACH OF THEM WILL GET A SHOW SPOT 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'
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CRUZAN WILL RETURN TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
:lightbulb: $$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$ :lightbulb:
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WHEN IT COMES TO MATH & CALCULATORS ~ ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN :-\
EVEN STEWARDS CAN MAKE ODD DECISIONS
DUSTY = $65.60 :celebrate:
*Incredible Final Furlongs! Brings Home BOTS Filly Glory!
CIGARSHOP = $42 {*The Answer To Life, The Universe + Everything }
Hitchhiker Guide To The Galaxy
*Close Just Counts In HorseShoes :'(
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER = $38.60
*A Big Cat Duo Dead Heat!
A Cheetah & A Tiger Closing Like Jungle Cats Seeing Prey: aka Cigarshop :evil:
CRUZAN = $32.40
*A Trip To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious' :girlkiss:
ALSO RAN
THUNDER CAT = $26.80
ROAMIN = $24.40
BLUNNY = $20.90
{DC} EL PRADO = $20.80
*A Double Back To Back YO YO MAMA!
CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE TO CATHOUSE!
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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