:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO CATALINA :celebrate:
THE FAB FILLY BROUGHT HOME BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS
:raspberry:
:rhrse: VENUE CHOICE: CHARLES TOWN :rhrse:
{{FEW TRACKS RUN WEDNESDAYS & RAIN IN FORECASTS}}
:lightbulb: FEBRUARY 27th IS NATIONAL CIGAR DAY :lightbulb:
HONORING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT
''SMOKIN OR SNUFFED?'' STAKES
:) OR :'(
POST TIMES: 7 PM ET // 6 PM // 5 PM MT // 4 PM PT
SCOREKEEPER
IN THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & MEOW MIX WILL BE
EL PRADO, TO BRING THE RACE CALL RESULTS
IF HER FILLY FELINE PAWS ARE UNABLE TO MANIPULATE
THE CALCULATOR ~ THEN RUFFZILLA WILL ROAR ON IN
:oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY TAKE A CHANCE
TO ERRR THEN SEE = D.Q.
:banghead: :mallet: :banghead:
R1...2-6-7
R2...4-2-1
R3...3-5-7
R4...7-5-3
R5...8-6-3
R6...4-3-1
R7...8-3-4
R8...9-7-1
Hey Ruff! What did you do with the Chippendales? I can't find them anywhere!
:forruffian:
{{EL PRADO QUERIES}}
"...Hey Ruff! What did you do with the Chippendales? I can't find them anywhere!"
THE CLEVER CAT HAS KIDNAPPED THEM TO HER HOME FOR PRIVATE DANCES :raspberry:
THEY MAY RETURN TO THE CAT HOUSE NEXT WEEK........... MAYBE :evil:
Greedy thing, you!
:forruffian:
:evil: CAPRICIOUS ~ CONNIVING ~ CATANKEROUS @ CHARLES TOWN :evil:
R1 = 3 --- 5 2 1 7
APPROVING SONDE
KING DEREK
MEISTER
R2 = 2 --- 1 4 5 7
HOUSE OF LOVE {{ PURR & WOOF-WOOF}} :girlkiss:
GHOST
BELLE
R3 = 7 --- 2 6 5 3 {{SO TORN TWEEN TOP 2}} :banghead: :flaming: :banghead:
ANOTHER VICTORY {{{DISCREET CAT}}} :forruffian:
DANTU {{ ESKENDEREYA!}} :girlkiss:
TRUE CROSSING
R4 = 8 --- 5 3 6 2
FOR THE LOVE
SHACKLED
LIL ALL STAR {AshAvAri} :kiss:
R5 = 4 --- 3 1 6 7
AZZURRA
LOVE HAPPY
SUNSET
R6 = 3 --- 2 1 4 5
SNOW LEOPARD! {BIG MEOWS} :forruffian:
OPPORTUNITY CALLS
TRANSFIGURED
R7 = 4 --- 1 2 5 8
ROCK ON! {Fiber Sonde!} :girlkiss:
LAST PLUNGE
BANNER
R8 = 9 --- 5 1 3 6 {{TORN TWEEN TOP 2}} :banghead: :flaming: :banghead:
COURTLY KITTY :forruffian:
QUEEN COURAGE {Courageous CAT} :forruffian:
CAPTURE THE SUN
Take me home...close enough!
1. 6/2/8
2. 7/1/3
3. 4/5/6
4. 8/6/2
5. 5/6/8
6. 5/7/2
7. 7/5/4
8. 6/2/4
Good LUCK ALL
1) 3 6 7
2) 2 4 1
3) 5 7 4
4) 4 5 3
5) 5 3 8
6) 2 3 6
7) 3 5 7
8) 5 2 1
Scratches
R5) #2
R8) #9
Early times yet. Check back just in case.
RACE 1 - 7, 3, 2, 8
RACE 2 - 5, 1, 4, 7
RACE 3 - 3, 1, 4, 5
RACE 4 - 3, 5, 7, 8
RACE 5 - 1, 6, 9, 8
RACE 6 - 3, 2, 5, 6
RACE 7 - 6, 7, 2, 4
RACE 8 - 4, 5, 7, 2
Good luck to all!
R1. 5-6-7
R2. 7-4-1
R3. 4-1-7
R4. 6-4-7
R5. 7-4-8
R6. 1-7-2
R7. 4-7-8
R8. 8-1-7
Rolling Thunder Ranch
Looks like Quarter Horse racing
1 -- 7, 8, 2
2 -- 1, 7, 2
3 -- 5, 3, 7
4 -- 3, 7, 8
5 -- 2, 1, 6
6 -- 4, 5, 7
7 -- 2, 5, 6
8 -- 7, 6, 2
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 7, 8, 2
2 -- 1, 7, 2
3 -- 5, 3, 7
4 -- 7, 3, 5
5 -- 1, 2, 6
6 -- 5, 4, 7
7 -- 5, 2, 6
8 -- 7, 6, 2
R-1: 7 - 2 - 8
R-2: 1 - 2 - 4
R-3: 2 - 7 - 3
R-4: 2 - 4 - 3
R-5: 4 - 7 - 6
R-6: 3 - 4 - 1
R-7: 4 - 7 - 5
R-8: 5 - 1 - 8
Current scratches
Not much change...
R3) #4
R5) #s 2, 3
R8) #9
That is all equibase will admit to.
:forruffian:
DUE TO EL PRADO OVERDOSING ON CATNIP IN THE CAT HOUSE ~
THE ROUSING ROUNDUP OF MIDWEEK MAYHEM SHENANIGANS
WILL BE PRESENTED BY SUBSTITUTE RACE ANNOUNCER
''MZ RUFFIN-IT''
UNFORTUNATELY ~ DUE TO A STUPID ERROR IN JUDGEMENT
OF WHERE TO PUT HER FOOT DOWN ON THE DECK ~ ~ ~ KABOOM!
TYPING HAS BECOME A CHORE INSTEAD OF A JOY
SO THIS PRESENTATION BY THE DAUGHTER OF 'SHENANIGANS'
SHALL BE SHORT & SWEET ~ {{ LIKE HER LIFE }} :'(
WE ARE AT CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK
WHERE COUNTRY ROADS TODAY SEEM TO BE A CHALLENGE
IRONY STARTS THE DAY AS ON *NATIONAL CIGAR DAY*
GUESS WHO DID *NOT* MAKE IT INTO THE GATE!
:OMG:
:lightbulb: FEATURE EVENT: ''SMOKIN OR SNUFFED'' STAKES :lightbulb:
DEFENDING CHAMP ~ CATALINA HAS 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
THE FIRST HALF FINDS A SNAIL-SLOW FOURSOME LEADING THE WAY
THUNDER CAT, TIGER DANCER, CATALINA, BLUNNY
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
RUFFIAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY & EL PRADO
ROAMIN & CRUZAN HANGIN OUT AT THE BACK
THEY FINALLY REACH THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
IN THE SLOWEST FIRST HALF THIS YEAR
THUNDER CAT ~ CATALINA & RUFFIAN LEAD THE WAY
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
THE PACE WOULDN'T CHALLENGE A SNAIL & A TURTLE
DUSTY IS ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
BLUNNY IS NEXT RUNNING ON A BADLY CHARGED BATTERY
HE HAS A TIGER ON HIS TAIL WHICH HE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND :) :D ;D
ANOTHER BIG GAP WE SEE EL PRADO & ROAMIN JUST
MEANDERING ALONG IN NO HURRY AT ALL
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THUNDER CAT IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SOME SPEED
PULLING AWAY FROM DEFENDING CHAMP ~ CATALINA
:rhrse: :rhrse:
CRUZAN IS NOW NECK & NECK WITH CATALINA
RUFFIAN FOLLOWED BY DUSTY ARE NEXT
TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO & ROAMIN FAR BACK
AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL THE ROAR OF A THUNDER CAT
:forruffian:
DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA IN A PHOTO FOR 2ND
REVEALS SHE HOLDS ON BY THE SLIMMEST OF WHISKERS =^..^=
FOR THE BRIDESMAID AWARD INSTEAD OF THE PENTHOUSE :'(
CRUZAN CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' :)
RUFFIAN STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS' KEEPING A SHARP EYE
OUT FOR A LURKING GOLLUM IN THE BUSHES NEAR BY! :evil:
:lightbulb: $$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$ :lightbulb:
*** "SMOKIN OR SNUFFED" S ***
{{ SLOWEST SPEED FIGURES OF THE YEAR SO FAR!}}
THUNDER CAT = $46
*** NEW RECORD FOR THE 'LOST IN THE FOG' AWARD
PREVIOUSLY HELD BY BLUNNY WITH = $46.20
{{DC}} CATALINA = $36.40
*Decent Effort: Struggled With Track Surface :'(
CRUZAN = $36
*Whisker Or Whiskey Time? ;)
RUFFIAN = $33.20
*Where's A Cheetah When Ya Need One! :-\
===== ALSO RAN =====
DUSTY = $32
BLUNNY = $28
TIGER DANCER = $24.20
EL PRADO = $16
ROAMIN = $15.20
:puppykisses: WELCOME TO THE DOG HOUSE :puppykisses:
MILK BONE DOG BISCUITS ~ CHEW TOYS ~ VEGAS SHOWGIRLS
AND BEST OF ALL = THE CALCULATOR TO TALLY NEXT WEDNESDAY
:chickendance:
WE NOW BID YOU A FAREWELL FROM WEST VIRGINIA
TAKE US HOME, COUNTRY ROADS
Congrats, Thunder Cat! Brief and to the point race call, my lady!
The Track clock Malfunctioned due to the slow times that they used an hour glass
YAY - congrats Thunder Cat!!!
To be truthful, it was really underdosing. Head and heart drs need to speak civilly to each other. Right now they snarl at each other across a hospital cafeteria. Then screw with my meds. :mallet: