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#991
Handicapping / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUSTY
May 17, 2018, 10:51:31 PM
  **HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY DUSTY**


~BE CHILLIN ....  

.... DRINK ON

~THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR CAKE


....NAH.... I SUSPECT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN CRAZY
          AND JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE CATS TOO    :evil:



~~LOTTSA LOVE & BEST WISHES,  TIGER DANCER~~

#992
                         **RESULTS**
~ :evil: A TIGER DANCER PRODUCTION :evil: ~

       
      GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM: BOTS EDITION





TODAY WE ARE AT EVANGELINE DOWNS
WHERE OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
"THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUSTY STAKES"

               


WE HAVE 7 AT THE READY TO RACE TODAY
AND ANOTHER LATE SCRATCH OF --- RQ  :o   :tongue:   ???
   RQ .... RQ .....
WHERE ARE YOU
  HOW ARE YOU
  WE MISS YOU
  :hug:


BUT... THIS SAVORY SHOW MUST GO ON ....
  IT'S ANOTHER MM BOTS DAY
  AND THE CHALLENGE IS ON ....
LIKE A FIERY EDITION OF 'IRON CHEF'
WHO WILL BE HOT AS HABANEROS
   OR COLD AS CAJUN CLAMS
AND WHOSE RACING CUISINE WILL REIGN SUPREME??




HORSES ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, READY TO RACE....
               AND THEY'RE OFF AND AWAY
      IN THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUSTY STAKES
     


THE PACE IS A BIT SLOW...   :racing:
BUT NOT AS SLOW AS --> TIGER DANCER  :lmao:
SHE SHOWED UP TO WISH DUSTY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY  :celebrate:
BUT AFTER ENJOYING A WEEK IN THE CAT-HOUSE .....
    TIGER DECIDED TO STAY ANOTHER WEEK
      AND ENJOY ALL IT'S TASTY OFFERINGS

       


THE "ENERGIZER BLUNNY" ....
WAS LACKING THE USUAL PEP-IN-HIS-STEP
HE KEPT GOING.... JUST NOT AS FAST
{IT'S RUMORED THAT 'SOMEONE' MAY HAVE
   'FIDDLED WITH HIS EQUIPMENT' -- O MY}
                         :OMG:
.....
                .... EB -- FINISHES JUST AHEAD OF TIGER DANCER



RUFFIAN IS NEXT ---
AND SEEMS TO HAVE A BIT OF "CATITUDE" TODAY
HER INNER CHEETAH IS NOT RUNNING ON ALL CYLINDERS
SHE SHOULD HAVE HAD 'A-KAT in this FIGHT' ....
BUT SOMETHING ELSE WAS DISTRACTING HER


PURRR-HAPS IT WAS DUE TO TIGER DANCER TAKING OVER THE CAT-HOUSE
AND .... TIGER'S KEY SEEMS MUCH BIGGER THAN RUFF'S 
  :happy:   



NOW ON TO THE TOP FAB 4 .......


FINISHING JUST A WHISKER AND .90 CENTS AHEAD OF RUFF  :lmao:
  ~~CATALINA~~  TAKING THE 4th SPOT AND "THE RING"
~RING-BEARER~
      **WEARING HER SPECIAL 'FEATHER DUSTER'
               IN HONOR OF DUSTY'S BIRTHDAY     


COMING IN 3rd .... IS THE BIRTHDAY GIRL HERSELF  :celebrate:
  ~~DUSTY~~  THE BEARER OF FLOWERS
.....


PUTTING ON THE HEAT,  FLAMES RISING HIGHER
BUT NOT QUITE HOT ENOUGH TO CATCH THE FRONT-RUNNER
~~THUNDER-CAT~~  IN 2nd ....
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


THE RACE FOR 1st PLACE WAS CONTENTIOUS
BUT AT THE WIRE, TAKING THE WIN AND **BOTS GLORY ....

~~CIGARSHOP -- THE HOT TAMALE~~
......



     $$--TANTALIZING -&- TASTY TOTALS--$$


1st ~ CIGARSHOP === $53.40

2nd ~ THUNDER CAT === $49.30

3rd ~ DUSTY === $45.40

4th ~ CATALINA === $42.50


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


RUFFIAN === $41.60

BLUNNY === $37.50

TIGER DANCER === $21.10 {Down .20 cents from last week}  :lmao:
KEY TO CAT HOUSE ~
      A BOWL OF TIGER CHOW ~
         AND SUNFLOWER SEED FOR HER FEATHERY FRIENDS ~
......
        .....


~~Race Call -&- Graphics By:
         TIGER DANCER~~


  **THIS ROUND .... TIGER IS COLD AS ICE


#993
~~TIGER'S TANTALIZING ~ TALISMANIC ~
           TEMPESTUOUS SELECTIONS   :racing:


R-1:  1 - 2 - 5

R-2:  6 - 4 - 3

R-3:  2 - 7 - 5

R-4:  2 - 6 - 8 - 5

R-5:  8 - 5 - 7 - 1

R-6:  2 - 1 - 5

R-7:  7 - 3 - 1 - 2

R-8:  3 - 2 - 8 - 4

R-9:  1 - 2 - 6


**TIGER ---> CHECKING IN FROM THE TIGER'S LAIR
       KEY TO CAT HOUSE ~
            A BOWL OF TIGER CHOW ~
                 SUNFLOWER BIRDY SEED
......
        .....
#994

  ~~A TIGER IN LOOOZIANA -- PART 2   :evil:
                    :OMG:


R-6:  4 - 7 - 8

R-7:  2 - 9 - 7 - 10

R-8:  6 - 7 - 5 - 8

R-9:  11 - 5 - 8 - 7


:happy:     :chickendance:      :happy:
#995

   :evil:  A DANCING TIGER IN LOOOZIANA  :evil:

R-1:  1 - 5 - 4

R-2:  7 - 6 - 5

R-3:  8 - 7 - 6

R-4:  4 - 6 - 3

R-5:  7 - 10 - 9 - 2
R-6: 
R-7: 
R-8: 
R-9: 
#996
  :rhrse:  HAPPY DERBY DAY   :rhrse:

  ~~THIS TIGER DOESN'T MIND A LITTLE RAIN  :evil:
     SO -- GONNA 2-STEP ON OUT FOR A CHA-CHA @ CHURCHILL
        FOUR ON THE FLOOR .... AND READY TO ROAR
       

  CIGAR ....  ROSES AT THE READY -- UNDER A MAGNUM MOON  :evil:


R-1:  6 - 1 - 3

R-2:  6 - 4 - 9 - 1

R-3:  5 - 6 - 4 - 3

R-4:  4 - 15 - 12 - 2 - 9

R-5:  9 - 3 - 1 - 2

R-6:  1 - 5 - 3 - 4

R-7:  2 - 5 - 8 - 9

R-8:  1 - 10 - 9 - 5

R-9:  9 - 7 - 5 - 11

R-10:   14 - 5 - 7 - 12 

R-11:   10 - 4 - 9 - 6

R-12:   16 - 11 - 17 - 6 - 19


:happy:    :celebrate:   :happy:
#997
    :racing:      :racing:      :racing:     
  ~~GOOOOOOOOD MORNING .... TBR FANS
            AND ..... HAPPY DERBY DAY!!

               
JUST A QUICK WEATHER UPDATE .....  :OMG:
SO FAR LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER SOGGY DERBY DAY   :(   ???   :'( 
ACCORDING TO REPORTS --->  90% CHANCE OF RAIN
STARTING EARLY MORNING AND CONTINUING THRU-OUT THE DAY
   8)  SO BE PREPARED AND BRING YOUR "RAIN GEAR"
  :thumbsup:


        

           :happy:       :thanks:       :happy:
#998
 

~~TIGER'S DANCING DERBY PIX~

     #16 --- MAGNUM MOON
     #11 --- BOLT D'ORO
      #6 --- GOOD MAGIC

  ALTS:   #19 -- NOBLE INDY;   #17 -- SOLOMINI
#999
     
~~LET'S GET REEEEEADY TO RUMBLE~~
       PRE-DERBY BOTS .....  WOOOO-HOOO


R-1:  1 - 6 - 3

R-2:  1 - 4 - 2

R-3:  4 - 6 - 5

R-4:  2 - 6 - 5

R-5:  5 - 1 - 3

R-6:  3 - 5 - 1

R-7:  3 - 7 - 5

R-8:  5 - 3 - 7


:happy:   :celebrate:   :happy:
#1000
Couldn't get on internet.
Pix'   11 - 8 - 3 -
Alt:   13 -  9
#1001
**HOWDY GANG....    :racing:  :racing:

        SORRY THIS TOOK ME A BIT LONGER.
  HAD TOO MANY INTERRUPTIONS .... NOT ENOUGH TIME.

  GRAPHICS ARE EASY ..... BUT IT'S FINDING THE RIGHT ONES
    THAT TAKE TIME   :thumbsup:
  I WILL BE ADDING A FEW MORE,
     BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET TO ADD
       ALL  OF THE ONES I WANTED TO PUT IN THERE.

   I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO CHECK BACK   :lightbulb:

        :happy:      :thanks:      :happy:

   
#1002

       **LADY GODIVA**


~~RUNNING IN BELMONT -- WITH A BARE BEHIND~~   :OMG:


R-1:   5 - 1 - 4

R-2:   1/1a - 3 - 5

R-3:   1 - 4 - 12 - 8

R-4:   2 - 10 - 5 - 9

R-5:   12 - 8 - 4 - 6

R-6:   8 - 11 - 12 - 5

R-7:   6 - 3 - 7 - 1

R-8:   7 - 4 - 1

R-9:  11 - 5 - 1 - 10

R-10:  2 - 3 - 5



       
#1003
FOR SPOOKTACULAR.... TIGER IS LOSING HER STRIPES  :OMG:

  AND GOING AS:  ~~ LADY GODIVA ~~

#1004
         

            
   **CONGRATS TO ALL OUR WINNERS OF 2016**

        XTRA SPECIAL KUDOS TO OUR HOTYS:

         STARK - THE SUPER SHARK - 
WHO TOOK A VERY BIG BITE OUT OF THIS YEARS COMPETITION!!

      



  AND ~ RUFFIAN -aka- THE CHEETAH SPEED DEMON

   


   ************************************

    Special Thanks to our Fearless Leader,
  The Grand Pooobah herself .... Ruff-Zilla
     For her longtime ongoing dedication
  to the TBR contests and weekly race calls.
{Not to mention her mega pound Rule Book}   :lmao:

           


   :happy:       :thanks:       :happy:     




                ~~ ODE TO SPOT ~~

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.



#1005
Handicapping / Re: Thoughts & Prayers for John Henry
March 31, 2017, 02:35:49 PM
**THOUGHTS, PRAYERS, AND GOOD WISHES
             TO DEAR JOHN HENRY
  YOUR HORSE GANG IS WITH YOU!!
    :racing: