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#961
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM~ 9/12 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
September 12, 2018, 11:33:58 AM
  :happy:       :happy:


         **RUFFIAN HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ....
                SHE JUST DOESNT HAVE THE ABILITY :lmao:

                                            :thanks:
#962
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM~ 9/12 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
September 12, 2018, 11:23:13 AM
           

~~SILENT -&- STEALTHY @ KY DOWNS~~  :thumbsup:


R-1:  1 - 12 - 2 - 7

R-2:  8 - 1 - 3 - 12

R-3:  1-1a - 5 - 2

R-4:  10 - 6 - 5 - 8

R-5:  8 - 3 - 7 - 9

R-6:  7 - 12 - 2 - 1

R-7:  2 - 9 -3 - 10

R-8:  11 - 10 - 2 - 6

R-9:   7 - 2 - 9 - 8

R-10:  5 - 11 - 1 - 4

#963
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 9/8 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
September 07, 2018, 11:54:48 PM


~~TIGER ON THE STORM~~


R-1:  12 - 2 - 10 - 15ae - 3

R-2:  14ae - 7 - 2 - 4 - 13

R-3:   16 - 14 - 3 - 6 - 8

R-4:   7 - 11 - 3 - 4 - 6

R-5:  11 - 2 - 12 - 16 - 5

R-6:  10 - 5 - 3 - 9 - 2

R-7:   8 - 9 - 3 - 5

R-8:  10 - 3 - 4 - 2

R-9:   1 - 10 - 5 - 12 - 4

R-10:  6 - 9 - 10 - 16 - 14
#964
 

~~LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE~~  :evil:


R-1:  6 - 1 - 7

R-2:  4 - 3 - 6

R-3:  3 - 6 - 2

R-4:  9 - 2 - 10

R-5:  2 - 8 - 6 - 1

R-6:  2 - 10 - 11 - 6

R-7:  7 - 5 - 6

R-8:  8 - 1 - 6

R-9:  2 - 1 - 9 - 13
#965
Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 9/1 @ SARATOGA
September 01, 2018, 12:27:58 AM
      

~~BLINGING -N- SINGING @ SARATOGA~~


R-1:  3 - 4 - 5

R-2:  9 - 3 - 8 - 5

R-3:  1 - 11 - 3 - 5 

R-4:  2 - 4 - 1 - 8

R-5:  5 - 2 - 3

R-6:  4 - 2 - 3 - 8

R-7:  7 - 8 - 6

R-8:  2 - 6 - 3 - 1

R-9:  5 - 3 - 7 - 9

R-10:  11 - 5 - 12 - 10

R-11:   9 - 11 - 8 - 1

R-12:   4 - 3 - 1
#966
 

         ~~CAN DO IN CANADAAAAA~~
     WICKYD AND WONDERFUL @ WOODBINE


R-1:  3 - 6 - 10 - 7

R-2:  3 - 2 - 4

R-3:  2 - 1 - 3

R-4:  4 - 2 - 1

R-5:  5 - 6 - 11 - 10

R-6:  5 - 6 - 1

R-7:  2 - 5 - 3

R-8:  1 - 8 - 5 - 4
#967
Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 8/25 @ SARATOGA
August 25, 2018, 08:35:32 AM


~ROARING AT THE SPA~

R-1:  4 - 1 - 2

R-2:  5 - 9 - 7 - 8

R-3:  6 - 5 - 8

R-4:  5 - 3 - 11 - 2

R-5:  3 - 4 - 1 - 6

R-6:  8 - 3 - 9

R-7:  5 - 4 - 1

R-8:  5 - 6 - 4

R-9:  4 - 2 - 3

R-10:  10 - 9 - 8 - 3

R-11:  9 - 2 - 1

R-12:  4 - 1 - 5

R-13:  6 - 12 - 5 - 1
#968
:OMG:  **MM - BOTS @ DEL MAR RESULTS**  :OMG:

PRODUCTION


TIGER DANCER HERE ....
SEQUESTERED AWAY IN THE SECRET TIGER LAIR
  {Cigar is Still trying to find this Hidden Gem}  :evil:

I'VE GOT A FRESH BATCH OF, ..... SOME LIQUID COURAGE  :thumbsup:
    ....


AND MY BLINGY ACCOUTREMENTS
TO SCORE, TALLY -&- REPORT RESULTS





  GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MID-WEEK MAYHEM AT DEL MAR
  ... AND BONUS BOTS AS WELL ...

~FILLY KITTIES -VS- COLT DOGS~




   TODAY ... THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
     WILL BE GOING FOR A "3-PEAT"
IN THE ~WILL HE OR WON'T HE STAKES~
   


SO ON WITH THE SHOW
                           AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....




ONCE UPON A TIME..... SOME PLACE NOT FAR AWAY
    AT A RACETRACK KNOWN AS DEL MAR
         THE COLTS AND FILLIES CAME OUT TO PLAY

PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
IT'S TIME TO GET IN LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE

  :rhrse:    :OMG:    :rhrse:


HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
SOME MICE RAN UP A CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE..... {REAL QUIET??}
AND THE REST SAID .... W-T-F   :lmao:
   :mallet: 



LITTLE MISS MUFFET
    SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS N WHEY
{AND JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY?  :o
       Basically ---> Cottage Cheese!!
High in protein, Low in sugars And Gluten Free I suppose??}
     .... BUT I DIGRESS

SO LITTLE MISS MUFFET
WAS JUST SITTING AROUND
EATING A BOWL OF SLOP
ALONG CAME A COLT  -- {CIGAR}
WHO TOOK OFF WITH A BOLT
CUZ HE WAS TOO DARN SCARED OF THE SPIDER!!
------------------>  :rhrse:



HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON.
THE LITTLE COLTS LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH A SIGHT ,
AND A BLUNNY RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
....
             :lmao: 




MARY, MARY -- QUITE CONTRARY
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW??
WITH CATNIP PLANTS ~
DANDY LIONS ~
AND CAT TAILS ALL IN A ROW
{I Wonder Whose Garden This is}   ::)  ;)   
 
                     


   THREE - SIX - NINE
THE GOOSE DRANK LOTS OF WINE --> {OR WAS THAT DUSTY??}  8)
CIGAR SMOKED HIS TOBACCO
HOPING NOT TO GET A FINE
 

... THE GOOSE GOT LOOSE
ALL U COULD SEE WAS HIS CABOOSE
AS HE WADDLED DOWN THE TRACK
AND TRIED TO CROSS THE LINE ....
----->



    BEWILDERED AND CONFUSED YET  :o
     SO WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN ANYWAY.....
{TIGER HAD A BIT TOO MUCH BUBBBLY AND CATNIP LEAVES!!}
  :lmao:

WELL, LET'S BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA'LL...

TIGER WAS OUT AND AWAY
THEN CIGAR BOLTED FROM A SPIDER
TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON
AND LANDED BACK ON THE TRACK....
SEVERAL LENGTHS AHEAD OF CIGAR

RUFF WAS TENDING HER GARDEN
DUSTY AND THE GOOSE GOT DRUNK

BLUNNY FELL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
CRUZAN MUST'VE FOLLOWED BLUNNY
AND WAS LATER FOUND... PASSED OUT
ON THE BEACHES OF DEL MAR

WITH MICE SCURRYING AROUND,
A GOOSE ON THE LOOSE,
  A MENACING SPIDER
          PLUS -- REPORTS OF A
PERPLEXED PEEPTOAD SITTING ON A LILY PAD
AND A RAVEN CIRCLING THE TRACK ...
SQUAWKING -- NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE
THIS WAS ALL TOO MUCH DISTRACTION FOR:
EL PRADO ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CATALINA ...
AND THEY ENDED UP IN THE BOTTOM NINE
A LITTLE LEG WEARY, BUT STILL LOOKING FINE!!

AS FOR POST-TIME-MIKE ....
HE WAS RELAXING IN THE STANDS
TAKING IN ALL THIS CRAZY NONSENSE
AND TAKING NOTES FOR A POD-CAST
LATER THIS EVENING

:happy:     :OMG:     :happy:



~THE PAWS THAT BEAT THE 3-PEAT~
     

... A TRIP FROM CAT-HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE ==>
                       ~YO-YO MAMA~
               
   AND BOTS VICTORY FOR THE FILLY KITTYS  :celebrate: 

                 



    $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ----> $95.60
~GRANDE DAME de DEL MAR~


2nd ~ CIGARSHOP ----> 70.50
*Trying to blend in ... Hiding from ....
~BRIDESMAID~ ....



3rd ~ RUFFIAN ----> 68.60
~Master Gardner~
~FLOWER-BEARER~




4th ~ DUSTY ----> 48.20
~RING-THIEF~


    ~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}BLUNNY === $35.10
**Did recieve a Frosted Whisker Award
===>


EL PRADO === $33.20

THUNDER CAT === $32.00

CATALINA === $14.80

CRUZAN === $7.20
Didn't quite make it to the Dog-House...

                              **Beach Patrol took him home...
                             


~~Race Call -&- Graphics By:
                                 TIGER DANCER~~


   



#969
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/22 @ DEL MAR
August 22, 2018, 12:29:26 PM
   


~~SINGING AND BLINGING
          DANCING -N- PRANCING
      FUN IN THE SUN -&- READY TO RUN


R-1:  4 - 1 - 5

R-2:  4 - 3 - 2

R-3:  4 - 5 - 7

R-4:  3 - 4 - 7 - 9

R-5:  1 - 7 - 4

R-6:  2 - 4 - 3

R-7:  3 - 6 - 1

R-8:  4 - 1 - 9 - 3


:happy:      :chickendance:      :happy:
#970
   
          FUN IN THE SUN
~~DANCIN' -N- PRANCIN' @ DEL MAR~~


R-1:  5 - 7 - 1   

R-2:  6 - 9 - 8 - 7

R-3:  11 - 6 - 9 - 10
   
R-4:  10 - 12 - 6 - 5

R-5:  7 - 3 - 2 - 5

R-6:  9 - 1 - 6 - 2

R-7:  7 - 6 - 2

R-8:  9 - 3 - 2 - 7

R-9:  7 - 8 - 10 - 3

R-10:  3 - 7 - 5

R-11:  11 - 3 - 9 - 10

SARATOGA:   
R-9:  5 - Auspicious Babe,  3 - 6 - 2
#971
       

~~DANCING -N- BLINGING @ DEL MAR
         SINSATIONALLY SWEET AND TANGY~~
                               :OMG:


R-1:  4 - 6 - 5 - 3

R-2:  5 - 7 - 6 - 4

R-3:  6 - 9 - 5 - 7

R-4:  4 - 7 - 8 - 5

R-5:  2 - 4 - 6

R-6:  8 - 2 - 3 - 5

R-7:  4 - 6 - 2 - 8

R-8:  5 - 3 - 7 - 4


:happy:     :celebrate:   :happy:
#972
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 8/11 @ ARLINGTON
August 11, 2018, 10:14:09 AM
  :OMG: ~~LARGE RACKS and BIG BUCKS @ ARLINGTON~~  :OMG: 

       


R-1:  4 - 6 - 1

R-2:  3 - 2 - 5 - 4

R-3:  7 - 6 - 3
 
R-4:  6 - 3 - 1

R-5:  8 - 6 - 3 - 2

R-6:  1 - 3 - 8 - 9

R-7:  11 - 12 - 5 - 6 

R-8:  7 - 1 - 9 - 8

R-9:  7 - 10 - 4 - 6

R-10:  1 - 8 - 7

R-11:  11 - 8 - 9

R-12:  11 - 9 - 10 - 1


:happy:      :chickendance:      :happy:   
#973
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/8 @ DEL MAR
August 08, 2018, 11:39:38 AM
         
~~WELCOME BACK MONSIEUR CIGAR!!!    :celebrate:
     YOUR LACK OF PRESENCE
            DID NOT GO UN-NOTICED
     HOPE YOU'RE FEELING FRISKY TODAY
            ... AND READY TO PLAY  :evil:


  :happy:      :OMG:      :happy:
#974
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/8 @ DEL MAR
August 08, 2018, 11:09:04 AM
     

~~DOMINATION @ DEL MAR  :forruffian:

R-1:  4 - 2 - 5

R-2:  4 - 6 - 3

R-3:  2 - 1 - 9

R-4:  9 - 3 - 2

R-5:  7 - 2 - 5

R-6:  6 - 3 - 5 - 4

R-7:  2 - 5 - 6

R-8:  5 - 9 - 2


   
#975
 

    :happy:     :OMG:     :happy:   

~~DARING AND DEVILISH @ DEL MAR

R-1:  2 - 6 - 5

R-2:  5 - 7 - 4

R-3:  2 - 5 - 1

R-4:  8 - 4 - 3

R-5:  8 - 1 - 5

R-6:  4 - 1 - 9 - 2

R-7:  8 - 7 - 5

R-8:  10 - 7 - 3 - 1