:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO CIGARSHOP :celebrate:
THE QUIRKY CONFIDENT COLT LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD
STRUGGLING IN HIS SMOKE IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO THE WIRE!
:raspberry:
:lightbulb: VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK :lightbulb:
*** POST TIMES***
8:07 PM ET // 7:07 CT // 6:07 MT // 5:07 PT
*HOW BIZARRE: 8:07 = NOT 8 PM - NOT 8:05 - NOT 8:10 *
HOW / WHY DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
:mallet:
SCOREKEEPER
FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE ~ AMIDST MEOW MIX, CATNIP AND
THE HOT-TO-TROT CHIPPENDALE DANCERS ~
WILL BE RUFFIAN BRINGING THE RAUCOUS RAMBUNCTIOUS RESULTS
:chickendance:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU BELOW
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT OR THEN
DISCOVER YOU GOT A D.Q.
(And That Ain't Dairy Queen!)
:banghead:
fingers crossed, would like to repeat.... highly unlikely but will try hard
1st: 3,1
2nd: 4,6
3rd: 1,3
4th: 5,4
5th: 3,2
6th: 8,10
7th: 10,9
8th: 3,1
9th: 7,12
:forruffian:
:evil: RAUCOUS ~ RAMBUNCTIOUS & RIDICULOUS :evil:
R1 = 6 2 1 3 10
FOREVER WEST
WALK ON ICE
SPRINGTIME MOJO
R2 = 5 12 6 1 4
CUDDLE KITTEN (Joy) :forruffian:
INDIAN BELLA
GOODNIGHT SONG
R3 = 3 4 5 1 8
TO SEEK OR NOT TO SEEK
WESTERN DRAWL
CRUISIN CUE
R4 = 6 3 1 8 9
SUSPECT A STORM
MINEFIELD
BAJAN CASH
R5 = 2 9 7 3 12
MISS FLASHBACK
(Memories Of Happier Times) :'(
CONFUSED
CASINO QUEEN
R6 = 3 4 6 8 12
LIKE A COWBOY :puppykisses:
MOR HAWK
RACE THE MOON
R7 = 6 1 2 4 8
WHO DIS LIL MISS (Tiz Layla!) :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
TIYA (*LeroidesAnimaux!)
CANEEL GRAY
R8 = 4 5 1 2 3
THUNDER UP ALLEY
THE GINJA NINJA
WILDWOOD DEJAVU
R9 = 12 10 8 6 1 (*TORN TWEEN TOP 3) :banghead:
RAPID LADY
FOREST GIRL
GONE AWRY
I'll tell you why the start times are screwy, Ruff.
TV.
They want to show the races on TVG, so they have to stagger the start times. They don't want to show recorded races and pretend they are live.😺
1) 6 3 10 4
2) 9 7 10 4
3) 1 6 5 4
4) 2 4 7 8
5) 9 2 10 1
6) 9 2 10 1
7) 7 1 10 8
8) 5 2 1 9
9) 4 6 5 2
DONE!!
I hate hospitals. You go in. Get treated. They send you home.
2 days later you come down with the cold from hell. AAARGH!!!
WHEW - Oaky...here goes...
1. 3/8/10
2. 4/10/12
3. 1/5/9
4. 5/2/9
5. 8/3/2
6. 3/1/8
7. 3/10/9
8. 1/4/9
9. 4/5/1
Good Luck ALL!!!
RACE 1 - 1, 8, 6, 9
RACE 2 - 12, 10, 5
RACE 3 - 8, 2, 5,
RACE 4 - 2, 5, 3, 9
RACE 5 - 12, 7, 1, 3
RACE 6 - 4, 3, 11, 6
RACE 7 - 2, 3, 9
RACE 8 - 10, 7, 4, 9
RACE 9 - 2, 12, 6, 3
Good luck to all!
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 4, 3, 1
2 -- 5, 4, 10
3 -- 8, 2, 1
4 -- 3, 1, 5
5 -- 1, 3, 2
6 -- 11, 1, 10
7 -- 3, 10, 9
8 -- 3, 7, 9
9 -- 7, 12, 4
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 3, 4, 1
2 -- 4, 6, 8
3 -- 1, 3, 8
4 -- 3, 5, 1
5 -- 1, 2, 3
6 -- 1, 4, 8
7 -- 10, 9, 3
8 -- 7, 10, 3
9 -- 7, 4, 6
R1...1-4-3
R2...5-11-6
R3...5-2-1
R4...5-3-1
R5...9-6-10
R6...1-7-8
R7...10-9-3
R8...4-3-7
R9...7-10-12
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThiW87T-9-EkOmKe7AE62vObW2FAlQ9IAkzkAHDoljBodkdeF3)
~~READY TO RUMBLE @ REMINGTON~~
R-1: 3 - 6 - 1 - 2
R-2: 5 - 3 - 6 - 9
R-3: 4 - 9 - 8 - 3
R-4: 3 - 6 - 5 - 9
R-5: 2 - 7 - 11 - 9
R-6: 6 - 12 - 4 - 11
R-7: 2 - 4 - 7 - 10
R-8: 6 - 4 - 2 - 3
R-9: 4 - 10 - 6 - 7
I could have sworn I saw post time as 7:57
R3. 9-5-6
R4. 3-1-5
R5. 7-10-5
R6. 3-9-10
R7. 8-1-10
R8. 4-5-3
R9. 2-6-7
:forruffian:
CRUZAN MOANS
"...could have sworn I saw post time as 7:57"
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- x
WHATEVER YER SMOKIN...
PASS IT OVER HERE!
:happy: :chickendance: :happy:
Damn, I wish she paid exactas. 🤣
Quote from: RUFFIAN on September 19, 2018, 06:01:17 PM
:forruffian:
CRUZAN MOANS
"...could have sworn I saw post time as 7:57"
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- x
WHATEVER YER SMOKIN...
PASS IT OVER HERE!
:happy: :chickendance: :happy:
Colly weed :lmao: :lmao:
:forruffian: **RESULTS**
(https://www.aqha.com/media/10090/remington-park.jpg)
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT REMINGTON PARK
TODAY IS BOTS DAY aka: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FLAMBOYANT FILLY KITTYS
-vs- CAGEY CLEVER COLT DOGS
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9Q41L_YFyWK2qL5nnPznll2eqH_o1wqMWkm7QJ8_WzbAuC77pvw)
DEFENDING CHAMP ~CIGARSHOP~ WILL HAVE 9
CONTENTIOUS CONFIDENT CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP A REPEAT VICTORY
THE TALENTED TEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5e61-AIBBHPvWFSuW4gKLGMCHWR0YLCf1i9mzwFQ0mLsUdDtW)
AND THEY'RE OFF IN
THE 'BATTLE OF THE SEXES' STAKES ....
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/4f/e7/d44fe71e3705e6a5a073dde72aec1ba9.jpg)
IT'S A FILLY-COLT DUO OUT WITH A SHORT EARLY LEAD
AS CATALINA -&- REAL QUIET TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, HAS QUICKLY CAUGHT UP AND
NOW SHARES THE LEAD WITH CATALINA -- AFTER REAL QUIET
FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN WELL, DROPPING BACK QUICKLY
IT'S 4 LENGTHS BACK TO
DUSTY ~ BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET
THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN
WHOSE 'INNER-CHEETAH'
IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN ~ YET
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
THUNDER CAT -&- TIGER DANCER
CRAWLING ALONG IN THE ''TURTLE-TEMPO-ZONE''
ARE CRUZAN AND EL PRADO
(https://www.digopaul.com/wp-content/uploads/related_images/2015/09/09/tortoises_2.jpg)
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
CATALINA SUDDENLY DECIDED SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF
THAT CAPRICIOUS CONFRONTATIONAL CIGARSHOP
AND WITH A THRILLING, THUNDEROUS TURN OF FOOT
HAS LEFT THE CLOWNISH COLT IN HER DUST!
CIGARSHOP -- THO STUNNED BY THE
SUPER-SONIC-SURGE OF SPEED BY
THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY ....
IS STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
REAL QUIET REGAINING HIS COMPOSURE ...
IS RIGHT THERE WITH CIGARSHOP
AS THESE 2 COLORFUL COLTS ARE NOT THRU YET
BUT WILL NEED TO SPROUT PEGASUS WINGS TO
CATCH THE FREAKY FAST FILLY ON FIRE IN FRONT
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZEQFHiMps1YGY_hezpxNz9n_ZtBIuBtIqeI62y0kYpqUFO4zd)
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
CATALINA JUST ROLLIN RIGHT ALONG
WITH CONFIDENCE AND AUTHORITY
READY TO ROCK THE RACE FOR THE FILLYS
BUT SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD
AS SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL
WITH SENSATIONAL SPEED
THE BLAZING BLUE SILKS OF DUSTY
ARE PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
NOW LEAVING CIGARSHOP -&- REAL QUIET IN HER WAKE
AS SHE IS GAINING ON CATALINA WITH EVERY STRIDE!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLPdoSg6QAk5uiC6ATeged9CjjOb4tl_FcuInmR5e_jdqs5TOiWg)
BEHIND THE 2 STRUGGLING COLTS, IS BLUNNY WHOSE
ENERGIZER BATTERY IS ONLY 1/2 CHARGED TODAY
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN
AS THE 'BIG-CAT-DIARY' IS SADLY JUST 'SAUNTERING' ALONG
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/3b/72/bb3b72ef4713e56b2e2ec58c0eefdc87.jpg)
EL PRADO SUDDENLY AWAKENED
WITH A MILD EFFORT
MOVING UP FROM LAST
LEAVING A TIRING THUNDER CAT
AND A CONFUSED CRUZAN
STRUGGLING FAR BACK
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD -- AS DUSTY HAS TURNED A
RAUCOUS RAMBUNCTIOUS RUNAWAY RACE INTO A MAJESTIC
MATCH RACE WITH A CONFRONTATIONAL CHALLENGE TO CATALINA
ONE THING IS FOR SURE: A FILLY WINS THE BOTS CHALLENGE
BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS: WHICH ONE!
A DYNAMIC DUSTY OR A CONFIDENT CAPRICIOUS CATALINA?
**ONLY A PHOTO CAN DETERMINE THE ANSWER
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRuyfmvwpKDanD_Yi45hqrVjHjVSzrq1SkFDW1sADM4JbyKEI3Pw)
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY
FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD HAS
STOPPED FLASHING -- OBJECTION DISMISSED
OFFICIAL RESULT:
CATALINA BY A WONDROUS WHISKER WISP!
AND A SUPURRR BOTS WIN FOR THE FILLY KITTYS
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyCLBQ2OE8RaKmq0-lY1HBl85-0Tach4SRAmh5ihzQBS5ye1X__w) :celebrate: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnphSOGWvVDEJIP8uSXlhqF3ySHR_0IN89GNxJ_26yflnnueDY)
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
1st ~ CATALINA === $73.80
*Dynamic Desperate Determination In Final Furlong!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/01/56/ab/0156ab76219a89b70522e9057ed60820--cat-s-animal-portraits.jpg) ~WINNER / QUEEN OF BOTS~
2nd ~ DUSTY === $73.40
*Incredible Closing Run!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d8/4d/09/d84d0970f40b4219ff538c6035bc4071--princesa-aurora-beautiful-dogs.jpg) ~BRIDESMAID / DUCHESS OF DUST~
3rd ~ {DC}CIGARSHOP === $58.70
*Good Effort: Just Not Good Enuff
Missed The Glory ~ But Got The Flowers
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsIByJkEEtpS5Hixc-CdmOCFfvyp2DY_2GBd9U7F_BQESJy9Xn) ~EARL OF FLOWERS~
4th ~ REAL QUIET === $56.50
*Consistent 1st Half, Strong Final Furlongs
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLHuO5SR89wMprIKwYa8AqscQ2HEVlN-OvA-sKm5TC0V4kWGnF) ~RING-THIEF~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2JD2CPNR4Ow7avJCnzI6UcRDvn-dbMXKOkCdJK4so-GR3Cv2l)
~~ALSO RAN~~
BLUNNY === $47.10
TIGER DANCER === $36.40
RUFFIAN === $33.80
EL PRADO === $28.60
THUNDER CAT === $24.60
CRUZAN === $21.60
*Dog House Awaits
With Milk-Bone Biscuits, Jim Beam & Jack Daniels
And miscellaneous assorted snacks!!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwDOOdsauWJ5iSu5rNEHQMO9HHs_6-ziIYigBgu8zKtFSvBW2HPw) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQT3gWOOTaV3sMgolfK5caXgrnVYeW1hwpAy1Nyjt-hgOaChhBbgA)
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM REMINGTON PARK
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-CELL PHONE DRIVE HOME!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
(http://iskaredacat.yolasite.com/resources/funny-catnip-kitty-funny-cat-pictures-31819925-499-499.jpg)
Well done Catalina
The picturefications were brilliant as was the race call
Great race call, Miz Ruffian! And stupendous graphics, Miz Tiger Dancer! Thanks for the congrats, Cigarshop!
Congrats on your win Catalina. Nicely played at the Park at Remington.
Thanks, RQ!