:forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> DUSTY! :celebrate:
THE FEISTY FEARLESS FILLY ARRIVED ALL ALONE AT THE WIRE!
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
WINNING AGAIN, SHE NOW WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY!
:chickendance:
:lightbulb: VENUE: DELTA DOWNS :lightbulb:
**FEATURE EVENT**
:kiss: CELEBRATING ONE OF OUR SPECIAL 'RUNNERS' :kiss:
:girlkiss: THE ''REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY'' STAKES :girlkiss:
:oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
:lightbulb: POST TIMES: 6:25 ET // 5:25 CT // 4:25 MT // 3:25 PT :lightbulb:
:evil: SCORE-KEEPER: :evil:
SCORING FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE RUFFIAN
THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS COVETING THE 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY
CLUTCHING IT TIGHTLY ~ REFUSING TO LET IT GO THIS SEASON! :raspberry:
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RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
DO IT WRONG ~ THEN SEE D.Q.
{And That Ain't Dairy Queen!}
:happy:
R1) 2 6 3 8 4
R2) 2 1 3 6 5
R3) 8 4 5 6 1
R4) 8 6 3 1 9
R5) 9 3 8 7 4
R6) 8 2 4 7 5
R7) 8 4 2 10 6
R8) 3 4 8 9 2
R9) 2 3 1 5 6
R10) 7 6 1 2 8
:thanks: and have a great day, I have had another argument with my kidney stones, I'm travadoled to the gills. (Or is it travadon, hellifiknow) My med trips are getting more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Now I have an Arab nurse trying to marry me off to his daddy. If he's as cute as his kid, he can have a date. The son, an RN, literally curls up on the gurney making wedding plans. 3 other nurses want to know what my favorite colors are for the shower. And my kidney specialist says he's coming to the wedding, with his wife. And I've never met the groom.
I seem to have an interesting life.
:forruffian:
DYNAMIC ~ DAZZLING & DANGEROUS @ DELTA DOWNS
R1 = 9 2 5 4 1
TRULY THE ONE
ZARB'S PISTOL
GOLDEN ARGUMENT
R2 = 3 1 5 6 2
OUT OF THIS GALAXY (Dr Who?)
HOLD ME BACK
IMMA BLING
R3 = 3 8 1 2 5 (One Of The TUFFEST Decisions Of Top 3!) :banghead:
SHEZA ONE
INSEPARABLE
SHE'S OURS
R4 = 7 10 6 9 2
VICTORY SEEKER (With These Pix?) :raspberry:
LATE APPOINTMENT (To The Wire)
SKIPADEE DUE DA
R5 = 6 9 7 2 3
WON AGAIN
SMART PROPECTOR
PHILLY (Cream Cheese!)
R6 = 6 4 2 8 10
ONE KING (QUEEN!) CAT :forruffian:
B BRAZIN (Is There Any Other Way?)
MY STORY N M STIKN TOIT
R7 = 8 11-AE 7 1 6
STAR FORMULA
AE) ANGEL CAT
GLORY BE TRUE
SWEET SILVER
R8 = 12/AE 9 1 10 6
AE) THAT'S D' CAT :forruffian:
DEVILS PAY :evil:
NOISEY BOY (Lion Tamer)
FINAL ARGUMENT
R9 = 1 2 3 4 5
DANCE FOR JOY (Not Kitten's) :'(
SECRET JOY (Not Kitten's) :'(
STREAM
R10 = 5 8 9 2 1
HEART OF SOUL (Memories) :girlkiss:
SHE'S A GOOD TIME
SWEET & SPICEY
Here goes...
1. 10/1/4
2. 2/4/6
3. 2/8/10
4. 8/6/1
5. 5/7/8
6. 2/7/9
7. 3/2/6
8. 3/8/10
9. 4/5/6
10. 10/8/5
Good LUCK ALL!!
1st: 5
2nd: 5
3rd: 5
4th: 6
5th: 5
6th: 5
7th: 6
8th: 5
9th: 6
10th: 6
https://youtu.be/VOB1Vh72VKo
R1) 4-5-6
R2) 2-4-5
R3) 8-4-9
R4) 6-1-8
R5) 9-7-1
R6) 8-7-6
R7) 3-4-9
R8) 10-12-8
R9) 4-1-2
R10) 9-4-10
CHA CHA CHA CHANGES!!!
Delta Downs
R1) scratch 11,12
R3 ) scratch 6
R4) scratch 10
R7) scratch 11, 12
R8) scratch 11, 12
R10) scratch 11
EL: What kind of drugs are you on?
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 6, 5, 10
2 -- 6, 1, 4
3 -- 3, 9, 10
4 -- 6, 1a, 9
5 -- 2, 4, 9
6 -- 7, 4, 6
7 -- 4, 5, 1
8 -- 4, 5, 1
9 -- 4, 6, 7
10 -- 9, 7, 6
I give you all some Christmas cheer
https://youtu.be/HJSBXt_VOOA
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 6, 1, 5
2 -- 5, 1, 4
3 -- 9, 3, 10
4 -- 1a, 6, 7
5 -- 4, 9, 5
6 -- 2, 7, 8
7 -- 3, 4, 6
8 -- 4, 1, 3
9 -- 4, 6, 7
10 -- 6, 7, 9
R1. 10-3-1
R2. 2-6-3
R3. 3-5-4
R4. 8-7-3
R5. 7-8-4
R6. 8-2-4
R7. 8-6-4
R8. 3-2-8
R9. 5-3-2
R10. 5-6-4
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgEWq2CWkAAmBlH.jpg)
R-1: 4 - 7 - 9
R-2: 5 - 3 - 1
R-3: 2 - 3 - 5
R-4: 9 - 6 - 2
R-5: 3 - 7 - 9
R-6: 6 - 4 - 1
R-7: 8 - 1 - 6
R-8: 9 - 7 - 10
R-9: 2 - 6 - 3
R-10: 7 - 5 - 9 - 10
:happy: :celebrate: :happy:
~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY RQ~~
Travadon...travadal... something like that
A hefty dose, I have kidney stones. I do not hurt. Still buzzed from Sunday night. I get it now. God knows what day I'm in. :chickendance:
And all that nutty stuff did happen. It started two hospital trips ago. The nurse is about 30, an Arab, and for some reason wants me as mommy. I'm past being surprised when he skids to a stop next to a doc from Kidney and blows me a kiss. That happened Sunday. The doc saw that, watched him run down the hall, asked what was up. I told the doc he wanted to arrange my wedding plans to his daddy, who I had never met. The doc had a giggling fit. I am now a celebrity. Everything is hysterical. I was past caring, and had had that shot. Funniest part is I've never met the groom. That nurse was still flying past me while I was waiting for a cab. I got kissed goodbye 3 times.
:forruffian: **RQ BIRTHDAY RESULTS**
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GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING FROM CAJUN COUNTRY AT DELTA DOWNS
WHERE THE FLAWLESSLY FINE FILLY, DUSTY
WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
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OUR FEATURE EVENT: :celebrate:
THE ''REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY'' STAKES
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WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA -&- REAL QUIET
WHO MAY HAVE OVERDONE THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATING
THE DAZZLING DEFIANT DUSTY WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT & 3-PEAT GLORY
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN
THE 'RQ BIRTHDAY STAKES'
(https://www.paulickreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Delta-Downs-Starting-Gate.png)
IT'S A SMOKIN SIZZLIN CIGARSHOP AWAY WITH AN EARLY LEAD
SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IS BLUNNY HOPPIN
RIGHT ALONG WITH GOOD EARLY ENERGY
ROAMIN -&- TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT
THUNDER CAT, EL PRADO & CRUZAN SLOW TO START
EVEN SLOWER ARE RUFFIAN -&- DUSTY
WHO BOTH SEEMED TO STALL EXITING THEIR GATES
WITHOUT A VALID REASON THAT WE KNOW OF YET
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
CIGARSHOP'S LEAD HAS QUICKLY BEEN DIMINISHED BY
A TENACIOUS TRIO OF: BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER
EL PRADO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT
TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE:
CRUZAN WHO'S NOT 'CRUISIN' YET
RUFFIAN WHOSE 'INNER-CHEETAH' IS STILL SNOOZIN
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WHO SEEMS TO BE LOSIN
AND SO FAR IS LETHARGIC WITHOUT A CLUE
THAT 3-PEAT GLORY AWAITS AT THE FINISH LINE!
~~THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
CIGARSHOP CONTINUES AT SMOKIN-SIZZLIN-SPEED
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWIN DOWN OR BEING CHALLENGED
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_RNNPJsIJbkE/R1Ct-8uAj8I/AAAAAAAAAFg/ZkO94FNk4qc/s200/horse_smoker_on_Free_Republic.gif)
ROAMIN -&- CRUZAN IN A TIGHTLY CONTESTED BATTLE
NECK -&- NECK ARE NEXT BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE
CAPRICIOUS COLT IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
BLUNNY TOOK A BAD 'HOP' OVER SOMETHING HE APPARENTLY
SAW ON THE TRACK, IF ONLY IMAGINARY, BUT COSTING
HIM VALUABLE 'BUNNY-ENERGY' ~ DROPPING BACK DRASTICALLY
(http://rs663.pbsrc.com/albums/uu353/prsmith49/The%20album/thbunny.gif~c200)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpqObOT3g4NKNrjSXEsLfbsCdqm4eEq0m_zDmZlza2e8UlpbdX)
EL PRADO AWAKENED TO JOIN TIGER DANCER
BUT THESE TWO FRISKY FILLYS ARE ONLY
FLIRTING WITH A CHANCE AT MONEY
JUST A LENGTH BACK IS THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED BY
RUFFIAN WHO HAS NO CLUE WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' IS?
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlRoCCG0G4RLQaELbQMZ3xpY1ekKfrexnd_-IgNrrxOUyzzmpOBw)
AND WAY FAR BACK IS DEFENDING CHAMP -- DUSTY
WHO MAY BE REALIZING THE 3-PEAT VICTORY IS OUT OF REACH
MAYBE 'MEWSING' OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF A FABULOUS
FROSTED WHISKER, A YO-YO-MAMA TO TOY WITH &
SOME HOT CHIPPENDALE DANCERS TO SOOTHE THE SADNESS OF THE LOSS
PLUS A LATE NIGHT DINNER OF MEOW MIX & CATNIP!
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
CIGARSHOP HEADING TO THE WIRE CLEARLY CAREFREE,
CALCULATING AND CONFIDENTLY IN COMMAND!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCbbQ0_y77Eas2EU-zmDFnYoC9WHVdj809sIhivZD0LfRbF7ji0Q)
ROAMIN -&- CRUZAN TRYING TO KEEP UP BUT PROBABLY
JUST NOW CHASIN THE CHANCE OF A BRIDESMAID TROPHY
A FEW LENGTHS BEHIND THIS TRIO IS
ANOTHER BOISTEROUS BATTLE FOR SOME MOOLAH
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXp-2O5izF1oJOzbPrP-hcFUOT13VfNz4xoD_co6SIT_Izn9se)
BLUNNY ~ EL PRADO ~ TIGER DANCER
NOSE FOR NOSE FOR NOSE ACROSS THE TRACK
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYzGIbtH3GuOcXDtp9iuwucWdguFgH86pbbskyAqfrBClkMdqh)
AS SUDDENLY A ROARING RUFFIAN WHO FINALLY FOUND
WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' HAD BEEN SNOOZIN
IS POUNCING LIKE A JUNGLE CAT
INTO CONTENTION FOR A PIECE OF THE PURSE
(Although ~ A 'Cheetah' Would Look Freaky Funny With A Purse!) :lmao:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRucbs4ebLK8YAUfJPmI0HL2oCdtCo8XlyCdDqoJ8DxA2Ezv0NQw)
CROSSING THE WIRE IS A CELEBRATORY CHARISMATIC CIGARSHOP
WITHOUT A CHALLENGER IN SIGHT OF BEING CLOSE!
ROAMIN JUST MANAGES TO BEST CRUZAN FOR THE BRIDESMAID GOWN
LEAVING CRUZAN WITH A BODACIOUS BOUQUET OF FLOWERS
BLUNNY HOLDS ON TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FENDING OFF THE
FOUR FRISKY FILLYS FOLLOWING HIS 'BUNNY-TAIL' TO THE WIRE
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
**SUBMIT OBJECTIONS TO THE TRACK SUPURR-IN-CHARGE**
[email protected]
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1st ~ CIGARSHOP=== $56.90 :celebrate:
*Smokin Gate To Wire!
~WINNER~
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToLZuyqfwbx4rQYw29O5S9VEk85q1zIidzLbKl_KZOOkb-UeAd) ~BIRTHDAY KING~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSudmxQKMTCoixmTeDkS73dcxdSQFySB0iIijlE85eTJJKMIPFncA)
2nd ~ ROAMIN === $45.30
*Contender From The Start
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaR1j8epCOHPiHlr2K8AOgiV2MtM2gzkZlKxHWxX9X7CDf3yjl) ~RUNNER-UP/BIRTHDAY BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ CRUZAN === $41.60
*Slow Start ~ Freaky Fast Finish
~FLOWER-BEARER~
(http://goodquotesword.com/images/98302/pmi_funny_dog_birthday_.jpg) ~~~~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaNI3oEfSAqZkdcWUeScjqaMUvuaBOg4Bxgm9am1cgGNRfWqQh)
4th ~ BLUNNY === $33.50
Hoppin Heat To Start ~ Thumpin At The End
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZmGuO5YTIhPZqQ1tP9NkBR_HvqrnyUGfx6aLlRDSGFWL7Jrvk) ~RING-BEARER~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2JD2CPNR4Ow7avJCnzI6UcRDvn-dbMXKOkCdJK4so-GR3Cv2l)
~~ALSO RAN~~
EL PRADO === $32.80
TIGER DANCER === $31.80
RUFFIAN === $29.80
THUNDER CAT === $25.60
{DC x 2}DUSTY === $2.10
Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But She Does Take Home A Frosted Whisker,
A Yo-Yo-Mama Trophy
And A Tasty Treat Of A Catnip Laced Meow Mix Meal!
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyKLBE8r7LiQDElI6D5lrfSxP-3OILqpTWuGSGulGiGMcKs3SKyQ) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGVihynPVJKXA5y4bfZrNHlCM1Yt4anD-iD7MLzZDT3KIXolx4w)
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CAJUN COUNTRY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
REMEMBER: NO PHONE CALL IS EVER WORTH A LIFE!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
**HaPpY BiRthDaY REAL QUIET**
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/c7/ca/76c7cae7b0cc2624aaa53b7ae169e297.gif)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJaBiswF_A_HQyju_Lhff1S0IPKymuJolAPZA6fgw_R9xwjbHp) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdE1XdJjIpEI_7BxuexiFLvO4Y0bHMldSI544MRC5eJzRECIWyNg)
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY RQ ....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
LOTS OF CATNIP AND MOUSIES
IS MY WISH FOR YOU
MEOWS AND PURRRRS
LOVE TIGER DANCER
(https://media.giphy.com/media/w7EIky3LiDXdC/giphy.gif) (http://d21c.com/swiftdreams/Birthday/garfieldwithcake.gif)
:forruffian:
:lightbulb: ERROR ALERT :lightbulb:
:banghead: :headshake: :banghead:
OBJECTION FILED WITH TRACK SUPURR-IN-CHARGE
WILL REVIEW AND CONFIRM RESULTS FRIDAY
*** HOLD ALL TICKETS ***
:lightbulb: WINNER IS AFFECTED IN OBJECTION :lightbulb:
STAY TUNED
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:forruffian:
:lightbulb: AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY :lightbulb:
THE STEWARDS HAVE DISMISSED THE OBJECTION AS UNSUBSTANTIATED
*PENDING FURTHER INQUIRY, THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH REMAINS UNCHANGED
:lightbulb: ALL OBJECTIONS ARE ALWAYS APPRECIATED, REVIEWED & HONORED! :thumbsup:
AFTER ALL, EVEN THO WE ARE ALL AWESOME & AMAZING ~
ANYONE CAN HAVE A 'BLONDE' MOMENT! ESPECIALLY YE OLE SCOREKEEPER!
:banghead: :mallet: :banghead:
First & foremost happy birthday Real Quiet....
Secondly it's an honor to win this event....
Third & certainly not last fantestical race call & pictures from the dynamic duo of LeTigre & Rufferro
Fourth sadly Dusty didn't win the Three-Peat I like to see it accomplished
Nicely done Cigarshop! You got me good! Happy Birthday RQ
Happy Birthday RQ, best wishes from your Jersey Boy--Roamin