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Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on July 23, 2018, 09:58:02 AM

Title: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 23, 2018, 09:58:02 AM
    :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> THUNDER CAT :celebrate:
WHO DEVASTATED THREE COLTS CHASING HER TAIL
EVEN THO THERE WAS NO CHANCE OF CATCHING
THE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY ~ IN THE ''WOOF-OR-PURRR'' STAKES
WINNING A 'PURRFECT' BOTS GLORY FOR THE FAB-FELINE-FILLYS
                                          :forruffian:

VENUE CHOICE:  SARATOGA (**Graveyard Of Champions!**)
     (Uh-Oh Thunder Cat ~ Be Cautious But Be Quick!)   :evil:
                                           
:lightbulb: **RACE 1 IS HURDLES @ 2 1/16 MILES** :lightbulb:
                ????? SHOULD WE INCLUDE OR NOT ?????
           PLEASE OPINE ON THIS THREAD: YAY OR NEIGH? 
                                        :thanks:
:lightbulb: JULY 25TH IS = NATIONAL CAROUSEL DAY :lightbulb:
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
                THE 'PAINTED-PONY' STAKES

                              :racing:
 
**RUNNERS MAY OPT FOR COLORFUL SILKS INSTEAD OF TRADITIONAL** 
                                                :rhrse:
                                               
POST TIMES:  1 PM ET //  12 Noon CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT 


  SCORE-KEEPER:
THE CAT-HOUSE CALCULATOR WILL BE MONITORED BY CATALINA,
WHO, IF SHE DOES NOT OVERDOSE ON CATNIP, CHIPPENDALES
AND MEOW MIX CAT CHOW ~ WILL BE BRINGING THE RESULTS
                                         :happy:       
                                     

THE RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRRR + SEE D.Q.
(And That Ain't Dairy Queen!)
               :evil:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Catalina on July 23, 2018, 01:07:26 PM
My preference would be to skip the hurdles race and start our contest with Race 2.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: ElPrado on July 23, 2018, 01:14:20 PM
Skip the jumping. We'll be jumping up and down as our picks all try to eat the infield grass without getting lessons on how to jump by them.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Real Quiet on July 23, 2018, 01:24:48 PM
As a matter of information Racetrack Weather Forecasts is predicting 1.35 inches of rain on Wednesday.  There ia a possibility they may not jump anyway and racing on the turf could be an issue too. Since I probably won't play on Wednesday anyway I have no preference on the jump race to start the day.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: blunny on July 23, 2018, 01:57:27 PM
I love the beauty of steeplechase races
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: THUNDER CAT on July 23, 2018, 02:17:19 PM
Lets do the Bunny Hop over the hurdles.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 23, 2018, 02:34:26 PM
                                :forruffian:

I AM UP FOR THE CHALLENGE OF HOPPING OVER HURDLES
                               :chickendance:
IF ONLY ALL "HURDLES" IN LIFE COULD BE THIS EASY TO HOP OVER!  ;)  :thumbsup:
         
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Dusty on July 23, 2018, 06:11:06 PM
Well - I think we should include YAY
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 24, 2018, 01:22:23 PM
                                          :forruffian:

THE YAYS OVER THE NEIGHS ~ INCLUDE RACE 1 IN ENTRY  :chickendance:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 24, 2018, 01:24:38 PM
          :forruffian:

SCINTILLATING ~ SUPURRRFLUOUS
    SIZZLIN -&- SPLENDIFEROUS



R1 >>>   1  7  4  6  3
NO WUNDER

BORDERLINE DECISION
NEW MEMBER


R2 >>>   6  4  1  2  5
NORTH END

RAGING TOWN
HEXAMETER


R3 >>>   1  9  5  10  6
INDURATE (Kittens Joy!)
     :forruffian:

WISELY
HUSTLE N HEART


R4 >>>   1  3  2  6  5
BLUEGRASS (Cat) FLASH
     :forruffian:

RECTIFY
RIFF RAFF


R5 >>>   4  7  9  6  10
(Holy) BULL FEATHERS

DAMSELFLY
CHILIN WITH FRIENDS


R6 >>>   4  6  3  1  2
PURRFECT MISS (Discreet CAT)
       :forruffian:
 
COME DANCING
HEART SPOKE


R7 >>>   8  11  6  9  1 (*Torn Tween Top 3)
HOPE'S ROAR

CODRINGTON (Courageous CAT)    :forruffian:
HOLLYWOOD CAT (*Would Be #1 But Not at 2/1)
         :forruffian:


R8 >>>   6  7  1A  5  4
LEAVE EM AT THE GATE! (Kitten's Joy)  :forruffian:

ROYAL BLESSING (Kittens Joy)             :forruffian:
FOX RULES


R9 >>   4  5  1  2  6
13 SONGS

FAYPIEN
VERTICAL OAK


R10 >>> 3  8  9  12  11
BLASPHEMY

SACRED WALK
NOVUS
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: ElPrado on July 24, 2018, 06:13:41 PM
Here I am. Somehow.
I innocently grab a pen and sit on the porch
I have paper. I have my phone. I have ice tea.
I take the phone and pick the first race. I attempt to write numbers on my paper. Nothing
I draw a line on my leg
I draw a line on my chair.
The wall. The floor. Lines everywhere.
I will be cleaning tomorrow.
Not a thing on the paper.
I more than likely will do the same tomorrow at the Spa, but does the pen have to rub it in?   :mallet:

R 1)   3  6  1  2

R 2 )   2  1  4  6

R 3 )    9  6  2  4

R 4 )   3  4  2  5

R 5 )   6  3  7  9

R 6 )   8  6  4  1

R 7 )   4  8  9  6

R 8 )   4  5  1  7

R 9 )   6  5  1  3

R 10 )   11  7  3  2

Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Dusty on July 24, 2018, 06:21:22 PM
Okay...here goes!

1. 1/4/3
2. 6/1/5
3. 5/9/10
4. 6/3/2
5. 6/9/4
6. 6/1/3
7. 8/5/1
8. 5/4/7
9. 5/3/6
10. 4/6/2


Good LUCK ALL!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: blunny on July 24, 2018, 07:32:20 PM
Rolling Thunder at Saratoga Ranch
Rain :'( Rain  :'(

1 -- 6, 5, 2
2 -- 1, 5, 4
3 -- 2, 6, 4
4 -- 6, 5, 4
5 -- 7, 9, 10
6 -- 5, 4, 3
7 -- 1, 6, 8
8 -- 1/1a, 4, 8
9 -- 6, 2, 1
10 -- 2, 11, 5
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: THUNDER CAT on July 24, 2018, 07:44:16 PM
Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 2, 6, 5
2 -- 1, 5, 4
3 -- 2, 9, 6
4 -- 5, 6, 4
5 -- 7, 9, 10
6 -- 3, 5, 4
7 -- 10, 5, 6
8 -- 4, 7, 1/1a
9 -- 3, 6, 2
10 -- 3, 7, 11
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Catalina on July 24, 2018, 08:19:22 PM
RACE 1   - 6, 1, 5
RACE 2   - 2, 6, 1
RACE 3   - 10, 9, 7
RACE 4   - 1, 3, 6
RACE 5   - 5, 3, 1
RACE 6   - 1, 3, 5
RACE 7   - 1, 9, 8
RACE 8   - 1 Entry, 4, 5, 6, 7
RACE 9   - 1, 6, 2, 3
RACE 10 – 2, 11, 7, 5, 12

Good luck to all!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: cruzan200246 on July 25, 2018, 09:52:33 AM
R1. 7-3-5
R2. 5-1-2
R3. 10-6-4
R4. 3-5-6
R5. 5-10-8
R6. 1-4-5
R7. 4-1-8
R8. 1A-4-8
R9. 1-6-3
R10. 9-6-11
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: TIGER DANCER on July 25, 2018, 09:56:10 AM
  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXhLvqA4ApK0YbREYwi1d5O_kdubomNZH7PaHFS5ChqMAxG5b3)  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQr0wIBgQ8OpjFV5r6UG-poFfxpkiBeIbFWqHH01u17mFl568BpNQ)
~~DANCING IN THE RAIN~~

R-1:  6 - 7 - 3

R-2:  2 - 6 - 1

R-3:  5 - 10 - 9 - 1

R-4:  2 - 6 - 1

R-5:  8 - 4 - 7 - 10

R-6:  4 - 6 - 3

R-7:  6 - 8 - 11 - 10

R-8:  6 - 5 - 7

R-9:  5 - 1 - 6

R-10:  6 - 8 - 7 - 9


  :happy:    :OMG:     :happy:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: Real Quiet on July 25, 2018, 09:58:31 AM
(https://picload.org/thumbnail/dladrclw/blackcatcarosel.jpg)

R1...6
R2...6-1-5
R3...6-2-4
R4...5-4-6
R5...8-7-2
R6...5-6-4
R7...6-1-8
R8...1,1A-7-4
R9...6-3-5
R10..2-5-11
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/25 @ SARATOGA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 26, 2018, 12:49:16 PM
    :forruffian:     **SILENT RESULTS**
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrh2qwHZpAoYXQOdfEunMsHEw5lzlyB0U0sDGChkUqxRwgCLwglw)


(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMbidtilnIHW4RnXfThiAdnfkIDXuUU2CNTsABoO4M3mq_4wo3)
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME 
         TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT KENTUCKY DOWNS RACETRACK


    SITTING IN FOR TRACK ANNOUNCER ~DUSTY~
WILL BE 'RUFFZILLA' ROARING IN WITH OUR RACE CALL
...AKA-(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMqQOEU17CsikHkvxBkAn3LkAToT72CR3v5jAxbbBhSfVNCV-5) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWwiF1FSFbbMrLBXHJ371dBKjDnLN_qd-2JLIvUXcuDiiblwbR3g)


TODAY IS: "NATIONAL BE QUIET DAY"
  HONORING THAT CELEBRATION
       OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
THE ''SOUND OF SILENCE'' STAKES
             SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :-X
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhAMtyXBRW_qs5NEIE7DshfUAv61wiTaY5Opowe42VL4ckkRuP) (https://i.pinimg.com/236x/65/32/f2/6532f272a57566f512a24544c09d8229.jpg)


DEFENDING CHAMP ~CRUZAN~
WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO SLOW DOWN
HIS CAPTIVATING CRUISIN STYLE!

EVERYONE IS IN THE GATE BEHAVING NICELY
             .... For A Change!  :lmao:

AND AWAAAAY THEY GO IN
                                THE 'SOUND OF SILENCE' STAKES

(https://www.paulickreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Kentucky-Downs-gate.jpg)


A SPEEDY DUO OF DUSTY -&- EL PRADO
           TAKE THE EARLY LEAD
THE OTHER 8 ARE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
          HEADING ON TO THE TURN
                  :rhrse:  :rhrse:

    OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
AS DUSTY HAS SHAKEN OFF EL PRADO
TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD BY 10 LENGTHS!
                                         :rhrse:

BLUNNY IS NEXT -- FOLLOWED BY EL PRADO -&- CIGARSHOP
IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO REAL QUIET WHO
      SHOULD APPRECIATE TODAY'S 'STAKES NAME'

TIGER DANCER IS RIGHT ON REAL QUIET'S TAIL
BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MINDING THAT    ;)

ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK ARE THUNDER CAT -&- CRUZAN
      WITH A SLUGGISH SNAIL LIKE DUO AT THE BACK
CATALINA -&- RUFFIAN SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL -- YET


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


DUSTY STILL IN COMMAND
AS CIGARSHOP MOVING UP QUICKLY
HAS RUN RIGHT ON BY BLUNNY TO MOVE INTO 2nd

THUNDER CAT HAS HER RUNNING SHOES ON AND IS RIGHT
THERE WITH CIGARSHOP ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BEHIND DUSTY

EL PRADO HAS REGAINED HER EARLIER MOMENTUM
                   NOW MOVING UP INTO 4th

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' BATTERY
    SEEMS TO BE LOSING POWER
DROPPING BACK FROM EARLIER FAST FRACTIONS

CATALINA FINALLY AWAKENED AND IS STARTING TO MOVE UP

EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE:
REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER
    DEFENDING CHAMP ~CRUZAN~
WITH LITTLE TO NO CHANCE OF REPEAT

AND MEANDERING ALONG ON HER OWN
  IS A VERY LETHARGIC RUFFIAN -- WHO
OBVIOUSLY FAILED TO NOTIFY HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
      THAT THERE WAS A RACE TODAY!
                                        :OMG:

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SHE HAS HER EYE ON
HOLDING ONTO THE 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY!
         (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFPnWdXZ8ctActWoeQetn1u1t6MI7WIS78xcru4yHBCWrZWqXH)                                                 


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


DUSTY STARTING TO LOOK A BIT LEG WEARY AFTER
SETTING FRISKY FAST FRACTIONS FROM THE GATE

THUNDER CAT IS RIGHT THERE AT DUSTY'S TAIL
       GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE

CIGARSHOP NOW IS REALLY 'FIRED' UP
    COLLARING THUNDER CAT --- AS THESE 2
TURN UP THE HEAT TO TRY AND CATCH THE FILLY IN FRONT
           :rhrse:  :rhrse:                              :rhrse:


IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO EL PRADO WHO MAY BE ABLE TO
     HOLD ON LONG ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR EXPLODES FROM THE STANDS
      AS CIGARSHOP -- WITH ONE MIGHTY MOVE
HAS RUN RIGHT ON BY THE 2 FIERCE FILLYS IN FRONT
TO PUT HIS SMOKIN-HOT-NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRa_YrjLGKQIno5jLDuiMBD3VTEDWTFjEfrZb4Kz74m5EA5T_6--g)       (http://bp1.blogger.com/_RNNPJsIJbkE/R1Ct-8uAj8I/AAAAAAAAAFg/ZkO94FNk4qc/s200/horse_smoker_on_Free_Republic.gif)
                                 

THE 'SOUND OF SILENCE' WAS JUST A MEMORY
   AS THIS CALCULATING COURAGEOUS COLT
BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER WITH A LAST MINUTE
       SUPER-SONIC-SURGE OF SPEED!
                                                                   
DEFENDING CHAMP --> CRUZAN
WAS MORE IN A TEPID-TEMPO GEAR TODAY
ALMOST LANDING IN THE OLE DOG HOUSE
AND SO CLOSE TO A 'YO-YO-DUDE' TROPHY!

BUT CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSE SHOES ...
    AND THE HORSE SHOES ON
        THE FASTEST HORSE TODAY
                BELONG TO CIGARSHOP!
  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzcJJ9WXYuOmaPClG2uSq13ZueY3qxaRNIPOT-6bUl5jtunSy64Q)                                   



   $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                  (http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/702480-silence_sharpened_9332.png)



1st ~ CIGARSHOP === $85.80
*Explosive 'Smokin' Final Furlong!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWTx_oX00cCfFU8XRTszZb2-R3pv4aTljwuvRANtj2Vq2EeIXIEw) ~SILENT CHAMP~ (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/e1/1c/14e11c859669df43bc83b42b99418f1a.jpg)




2nd ~ THUNDER CAT === $63.00
*Impressive 2nd Half
(https://i.etsystatic.com/15411172/d/il/d56042/1621741793/il_340x270.1621741793_p8db.jpg?version=0) ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ DUSTY === $62.00
*Where's A Buck When Ya Need One!  :lmao:
       ~FLOWER-BEARER~
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-SFtIOfvs8Nw/TniQPuA2b8I/AAAAAAAAAC8/LSIKMvfsN_E/s320/4.jpg) ~~~~ (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV2CXWOa8dzpLf758KV_pS_c-3YtfcWvls-cEi097C_zqs4LzF)


4th ~ EL PRADO === $48.80
*Best Of The Rest


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


BLUNNY === $43.20

CATALINA === $34.00

REAL QUIET === $23.40
*Enjoying The Sounds of Silence :thumbsup:

TIGER DANCER === $17.80

{DC} CRUZAN === $14.60
*Almost Dog House Key & Yo-Yo-Dude Trophy

RUFFIAN === $8.40
*SO Close To A Golden Goose Egg!  :banghead:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ79SDm95mq0PlMrU_x3TgycAHOU8BnwJewIMl73Pov7rfFbPioFQ)   
  :happy:   :lmao:   :happy:


BIDDING ALL A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
  WISHING EVERYONE A PEACEFUL 'SOUNDS OF SILENCE'
     DRIVE HOME WITH LITTLE CAR HONKING, NO ROAD RAGE
AND DEFINITELY NO BOOZE OR CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING!   :mallet:
       (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuv_WZo8hlyuxipjDbjq3OQsCJRb744VPf54AsHrqniZDoNLvR)


~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
(https://bluebirdofbitterness.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/speak-no-evil.png?w=450&h=279)

************************************
           :forruffian:     

DUE TO A FEW 'PERSONAL' ISSUES LAST NIGHT & THIS MORNING
   ***MM RESULTS WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL LATER ON MAYBE...
   ***MORE LIKELY TOMORROW DUE TO EXTENSIVE GRAPHICATING   ~
  :lightbulb: BUT A LIKELY GUARANTEE OF EXTREME GRATIFICATION   :thumbsup:

      SO SORRY BUT SOMETIMES 'LIFE' INTERFERES WITH DESIRE  :flaming:

             YOUR PATIENCE -&- UNDERSTANDING ARE APPRECIATED
                             :girlkiss:       :thanks:        :girlkiss:
     
I THINK THE DELAY WILL REWARD YOU
WITH SOME ENTERTAINING DISTORTED HUMOR
                       :happy: